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Title: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 11, 2016, 11:04:13 PM
From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: RW on March 12, 2016, 01:06:40 AM
Beautiful birdie!  



Did you at least give it a cracker for its modelling?
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 12, 2016, 02:38:23 AM
Nah...they are a bit shy...noisy, too.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: RW on March 12, 2016, 04:29:55 AM
Loud, eh?



Typical Aussie.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on March 12, 2016, 08:28:09 AM
Beautiful
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 12, 2016, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".

Hello polly, how fortunate you are Mr Crowley.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 12, 2016, 02:35:15 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".

Thousands of dollars flying around in your yard.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: RW on March 12, 2016, 04:30:21 PM
Sexist!  Maybe the guys want a cock or two, too.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 12, 2016, 04:56:07 PM
Quote from: "RW"Sexist!  Maybe the guys want a cock or two, too.

 ac_blush
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 12, 2016, 06:39:06 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".

Thousands of dollars flying around in your yard.


You mean millions. These squawkers are all over the place. But they only perch in very tall trees.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on March 13, 2016, 09:45:46 AM
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The ones we have have been colored in.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on March 13, 2016, 10:01:15 AM
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Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2016, 01:05:19 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".

Thousands of dollars flying around in your yard.


You mean millions. These squawkers are all over the place. But they only perch in very tall trees.

They are known to be good talkers.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2016, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".

That bird reminds of the old Barretta show.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 13, 2016, 04:27:58 PM
Can you eat them, like grouse?
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: priscilla1961 on March 13, 2016, 04:31:56 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"From my back door...well, 250 metres from my back door...an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo. Its a large bird which is hard to demonstrate here.



Sorry about the image quality. Its a cheapo zoom lens at the peak of its range.



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Say "hello, polly".

The beautiful cockatoo.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: priscilla1961 on March 13, 2016, 04:32:51 PM
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Very beautiful.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2016, 06:47:01 PM
Quote from: "keeper"Can you eat them, like grouse?

Eating parrots. :swoon:
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 10:33:07 AM
Ya, why not.... taste much better than cat I bet.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: RW on March 14, 2016, 01:21:54 PM
I'm starting to think you might be part Chinese.



/runs
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 02:31:59 PM
Quote from: "keeper"Ya, why not.... taste much better than cat I bet.

I don't eat cats.

 ac_wot
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 02:44:15 PM
I know Fashy I'm just teasing, about the cat. I still would eat that parrot :))
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 02:49:02 PM
Quote from: "keeper"I know Fashy I'm just teasing, about the cat. I still would eat that parrot :))

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 04:20:12 PM
Quote from: "keeper"I know Fashy I'm just teasing, about the cat. I still would eat that parrot :))

Pigeons are a cheaper meal.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 04:22:43 PM
The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get

For him ya. I have pigeons hanging around my outbuildings.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 04:35:49 PM
You've ate pigeon. Gross!
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: "keeper"You've ate pigeon. Gross!

In Asia, I did.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Renee on March 14, 2016, 05:09:47 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "keeper"I know Fashy I'm just teasing, about the cat. I still would eat that parrot :))

Pigeons are a cheaper meal.


Squab.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 14, 2016, 05:50:06 PM
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get


My "backyard" is several kilometres long...
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 08:25:12 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get


My "backyard" is several kilometres long...


You rich? Send me a ticket I'll come see you, have some shrimp and all that.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get


My "backyard" is several kilometres long...

You live beside vacant land Mr Crowley?
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 14, 2016, 08:57:23 PM
Yes. Open natural bushland along a small creek bed. It extends for about 5 kilometres.



It is a rather rare location, as we are well within the city suburban sprawl. People come to our house and look out the rear and are amazed at our vista. It is home to many birds, lizards and snakes...
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Yes. Open natural bushland along a small creek bed. It extends for about 5 kilometres.



It is a rather rare location, as we are well within the city suburban sprawl. People come to our house and look out the rear and are amazed at our vista. It is home to many birds, lizards and snakes...

That must be so lovely Mr Crowley..



If you walk down the street from our house and turn right, you can see Canada Olympic Park.

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Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 09:20:30 PM
Yes... answer her but not me. :2r4ml1j_th:  ac_sothere



I'm not coming now.  :mad:
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 09:26:30 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Yes. Open natural bushland along a small creek bed. It extends for about 5 kilometres.



It is a rather rare location, as we are well within the city suburban sprawl. People come to our house and look out the rear and are amazed at our vista. It is home to many birds, lizards and snakes...

That must be so lovely Mr Crowley..



If you walk down the street from our house and turn right, you can see Canada Olympic Park.

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aha, you live in the North West.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 14, 2016, 09:38:51 PM
Quote from: "keeper"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get


My "backyard" is several kilometres long...


You rich? No



Send me a ticket I'll come see you, No



have some shrimp and all that.We call them prawns. And no



BUT, if you're in the neighbourhood, beer and prawns await.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 14, 2016, 09:39:51 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Yes. Open natural bushland along a small creek bed. It extends for about 5 kilometres.



It is a rather rare location, as we are well within the city suburban sprawl. People come to our house and look out the rear and are amazed at our vista. It is home to many birds, lizards and snakes...

That must be so lovely Mr Crowley..



If you walk down the street from our house and turn right, you can see Canada Olympic Park.

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Nice.



Do you try the ski jumps out?
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 09:41:48 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Yes. Open natural bushland along a small creek bed. It extends for about 5 kilometres.



It is a rather rare location, as we are well within the city suburban sprawl. People come to our house and look out the rear and are amazed at our vista. It is home to many birds, lizards and snakes...

That must be so lovely Mr Crowley..



If you walk down the street from our house and turn right, you can see Canada Olympic Park.

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Nice.



Do you try the ski jumps out?

I don't ski, but I'm a good skater..



Two young men recently died when they illegally entered COP and went down the luge track.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 14, 2016, 09:43:23 PM
Ouch!!!!



They are obviously dangerous then. I've never seen one.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get


My "backyard" is several kilometres long...


You rich? No



Send me a ticket I'll come see you, No



have some shrimp and all that.We call them prawns. And no



BUT, if you're in the neighbourhood, beer and prawns await.


That's a lot of no's
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 14, 2016, 10:14:34 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Ouch!!!!



They are obviously dangerous then. I've never seen one.

Very high speeds down the track and the young men didn't have a proper unit for the track.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: RW on March 14, 2016, 10:19:51 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "keeper"The parrots are free...in his back yard. How much cheaper can you get


My "backyard" is several kilometres long...


You rich? No



Send me a ticket I'll come see you, No



have some shrimp and all that.We call them prawns. And no



BUT, if you're in the neighbourhood, beer and prawns await.

Don't feel bad Keeps, he wouldn't send me a ticket either because he's a cheap ass!
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: keeper on March 14, 2016, 10:29:02 PM
I wouldn't go anyway. Too hot
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 15, 2016, 12:58:27 AM
Not in June/July.



As cold as Canada...
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2016, 09:07:34 AM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Not in June/July.



As cold as Canada...

Our summers have similar temperatures as your winters?
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 15, 2016, 06:58:34 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2016, 07:20:44 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Yes.

It was cooler than the prairies, especially at night and not as much sunshine.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 15, 2016, 07:39:13 PM
There were a number of days in our winter where the temperature was the same as places in Canada.



Oddly, I was at a football game last year in our winter, when a group of young women sat beside me. They were soon identified as Canadian by their accent, and a large red leaf motif on their beanies. Some of the surrounding crowd starting telling them how the game is played (Aussies LIKE Canadians for some weird reason) and dialogue followed, during which one declared how COLD it was. She was rugged up in a parka, jumper and beanie and shivering.



It was 15C.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2016, 07:46:28 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"There were a number of days in our winter where the temperature was the same as places in Canada.



Oddly, I was at a football game last year in our winter, when a group of young women sat beside me. They were soon identified as Canadian by their accent, and a large red leaf motif on their beanies. Some of the surrounding crowd starting telling them how the game is played (Aussies LIKE Canadians for some weird reason) and dialogue followed, during which one declared how COLD it was. She was rugged up in a parka, jumper and beanie and shivering.



It was 15C.

The Canadian girl must have been from the city of Victoria.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Bricktop on March 15, 2016, 08:16:32 PM
I dunno.



I do recall looking at her and asking if she was serious!!!
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: Anonymous on March 15, 2016, 08:46:10 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I dunno.



I do recall looking at her and asking if she was serious!!!

I would have thought that too..



But I wouldn't have verbalized it.
Title: Re: To the ladies who'd like a cock or two...
Post by: RW on March 16, 2016, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Not in June/July.



As cold as Canada...

Our summers have similar temperatures as your winters?

He's fucking with you Fash.  He doesn't believe it gets over 30C here.