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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 01:37:41 PM

Title: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 01:37:41 PM
Two ripe barrels pilfered out of the back of my pick up this morning when I was parked at G-Mac's Ag Team in Kindersley. I think it was RW. Where is she now? Getting shit faced on grade A redneck hooch that she stole.



How do you live with the guilt RW?
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 01:50:42 PM
Do not attempt to apprehend the suspect on your own. She's not known to be armed, but is wily and considered gorgeous.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 01:58:00 PM
*hic* Wasn't me! *hic*
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"*hic* Wasn't me! *hic*

Touch the end of your nose with your index finger.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 02:20:33 PM
This is why when I was single I never went out clubbing with RW. She'd be hustling me for mojitos instead of fucking men.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: cc on March 19, 2016, 02:22:39 PM
I can't picture her passing on a cute stud



or studs
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 02:24:40 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"I can't picture her passing on a cute stud



or studs

Hey, I am cute. :laugh3:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 02:27:50 PM
I think your new buddy Blurt might have been in on the heist too. Did you have little paper umbrellas in the barrels?
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 02:31:31 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"I think your new buddy Blurt might have been in on the heist too. Did you have little paper umbrellas in the barrels?

What is your problem with Blurt?  He seems like an alright guy. I think I have a lot in common with the brother.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Renee on March 19, 2016, 02:56:33 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I think your new buddy Blurt might have been in on the heist too. Did you have little paper umbrellas in the barrels?

What is your problem with Blurt?  He seems like an alright guy. I think I have a lot in common with the brother.


Yeah, I can picture you in a garter belt and fish nets now.

 :laugh3:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 02:58:33 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I think your new buddy Blurt might have been in on the heist too. Did you have little paper umbrellas in the barrels?

What is your problem with Blurt?  He seems like an alright guy. I think I have a lot in common with the brother.

 ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  :roll:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 03:14:32 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I think your new buddy Blurt might have been in on the heist too. Did you have little paper umbrellas in the barrels?

What is your problem with Blurt?  He seems like an alright guy. I think I have a lot in common with the brother.


Yeah, I can picture you in a garter belt and fish nets now.

 :laugh3:

That's oddly arousing.



HAHAHAHA



/blaming the barrel wash
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: "RW"
 

That's oddly arousing.



HAHAHAHA



/blaming the barrel wash

I hope you're fucking joking. If not, blame it on the booze.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 04:16:23 PM
Different strokes for different folks Mrs. Li!
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 04:26:16 PM
Quote from: "RW"Different strokes for different folks Mrs. Li!

I don't get the appeal of effeminate men?? First of all, I am not saying Herm is effeminate. In fact, I think just the opposite.  I mean creeps like Blurt his sister gramps, Homoero, DD(who you used to like btw), pretend homo Bob. Every fucking one of them is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 04:48:07 PM
I have no problem with effeminate men.  Not sure I would date one.



I do think masculine men in panties is hot.



Haha
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 04:51:00 PM
Quote from: "RW" have no problem with effeminate men.

 :beurk:  :beurk:  :beurk:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 19, 2016, 04:54:21 PM
Deadskinmask, he's kind of little girlish too.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 06:11:10 PM
I don't like men who whine and I don't dig men who complain or are perpetually negative.  That's a HUGE turn off.



I also am not into anyone who is at LEAST 5 years older than I am.  Younger guys are BLECH.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Bricktop on March 19, 2016, 07:37:05 PM
Why don't you just open the door and hang a big sign



"PUNCH LINE FOR RENEE HERE"



 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 07:38:26 PM
Because that's your job.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Bricktop on March 19, 2016, 07:42:15 PM
Then stop doing MY job!!!
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 07:49:06 PM
Sorry!
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Renee on March 19, 2016, 08:57:32 PM
Quote from: "RW"I don't like men who whine and I don't dig men who complain or are perpetually negative.  That's a HUGE turn off.



I also am not into anyone who is at LEAST 5 years older than I am.  Younger guys are BLECH.


Okay, you're NOT into older men? Alright I'm confused. ac_unsure



Because in my opinion, you my dear, have a grandpa fetish.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 19, 2016, 10:37:08 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't like men who whine and I don't dig men who complain or are perpetually negative.  That's a HUGE turn off.



I also am not into anyone who is at LEAST 5 years older than I am.  Younger guys are BLECH.


Okay, you're NOT into older men? Alright I'm confused. ac_unsure



Because in my opinion, you my dear, have a grandpa fetish.

Sorry LESS THAN.  I never have though.



I like more mature men.  Younger guys aren't really that.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2016, 04:19:42 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't like men who whine and I don't dig men who complain or are perpetually negative.  That's a HUGE turn off.



I also am not into anyone who is at LEAST 5 years older than I am.  Younger guys are BLECH.


Okay, you're NOT into older men? Alright I'm confused. ac_unsure



Because in my opinion, you my dear, have a grandpa fetish.

Sorry LESS THAN.  I never have though.



I like more mature men.  Younger guys aren't really that.

K, glad you clarified that. I thought it was the booze talking,
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on March 20, 2016, 11:09:58 AM
No just my brain being an idiot.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: priscilla1961 on March 20, 2016, 01:16:37 PM
I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2016, 02:25:17 PM
Barrel wash---I will stick with my soju.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2016, 10:41:50 PM
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno

The nectar of us hoity toity upper class types.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Bricktop on March 20, 2016, 11:18:19 PM
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2016, 11:21:17 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.

 :yuk:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: ELPHUPPHY on April 14, 2016, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 14, 2016, 04:25:16 PM
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.

Do not pay attention to Crow, he is jealous. Barrel wash is grade A Saskatchewan redneck aperitif.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2016, 12:25:14 AM
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.

Homeless alcoholics won't drink it.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2016, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.

Homeless alcoholics won't drink it.

From what I have heard iron horse jockey, I can't blame them..



No offense Herman.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: ELPHUPPHY on April 15, 2016, 09:10:03 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.

Do not pay attention to Crow, he is jealous. Barrel wash is grade A Saskatchewan redneck aperitif.




To each his own, and enjoy.





I prefer a nice Tequila, Patron or Cuervos Especial. Shots are preferred, with a side of tomato juice. I'm also very fond of a good bloody mary, mostly because it's a drink and a meal if done right. The nicer places put a skewer or two of pepperoni, cheese wedges, a nice sized scrimp, and a stalk of celery. So, like I say, a drink and a meal.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2016, 09:14:16 AM
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.

Do not pay attention to Crow, he is jealous. Barrel wash is grade A Saskatchewan redneck aperitif.




To each his own, and enjoy.





I prefer a nice Tequila, Patron or Cuervos Especial. Shots are preferred, with a side of tomato juice. I'm also very fond of a good bloody mary, mostly because it's a drink and a meal if done right. The nicer places put a skewer or two of pepperoni, cheese wedges, a nice sized scrimp, and a stalk of celery. So, like I say, a drink and a meal.

 ac_wot
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: ELPHUPPHY on April 15, 2016, 09:15:20 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.

Do not pay attention to Crow, he is jealous. Barrel wash is grade A Saskatchewan redneck aperitif.




To each his own, and enjoy.





I prefer a nice Tequila, Patron or Cuervos Especial. Shots are preferred, with a side of tomato juice. I'm also very fond of a good bloody mary, mostly because it's a drink and a meal if done right. The nicer places put a skewer or two of pepperoni, cheese wedges, a nice sized scrimp, and a stalk of celery. So, like I say, a drink and a meal.

 ac_wot


You've never heard of such a thing? Maybe it's an American thing...
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2016, 09:20:27 AM
Maybe it is in Canada too  ELPHUPPY..

 ac_dunno

I don't know because I don't drink alcohol.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: ELPHUPPHY on April 15, 2016, 09:36:03 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Maybe it is in Canada too  ELPHUPPY..

 ac_dunno

I don't know because I don't drink alcohol.




Oh.. well, then of course you wouldn't be familiar with the ins and outs of boozing ac_biggrin
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2016, 01:15:15 PM
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Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: ELPHUPPHY on April 16, 2016, 01:56:59 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Food and(in) drink

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The Baconado



The massive bloody marys require two hands to hold and an empty stomach to consume the drink-and-meal combo. The MasterPiece is a masterpiece of shrimp, cherry tomato, lemon wedge, Polish sausage, cheese, pickled asparagus, scallion stalk, pickle, pickled mushroom, onion and Brussels sprouts garnished with a stalk of celery and a skewered bacon cheeseburger that comes with a chaser of Sprecher beer.


I've heard of several places that do this, but alas, have never had the pleasure.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2016, 02:09:16 PM
^I don't want the pleasure. If I want a fucking burger, I'll go to 5 Guys.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Renee on April 16, 2016, 02:29:53 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Food and(in) drink

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The Baconado



The massive bloody marys require two hands to hold and an empty stomach to consume the drink-and-meal combo. The MasterPiece is a masterpiece of shrimp, cherry tomato, lemon wedge, Polish sausage, cheese, pickled asparagus, scallion stalk, pickle, pickled mushroom, onion and Brussels sprouts garnished with a stalk of celery and a skewered bacon cheeseburger that comes with a chaser of Sprecher beer.


I could easily get into a lunch like that.  :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2016, 05:09:58 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Food and(in) drink

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The Baconado



The massive bloody marys require two hands to hold and an empty stomach to consume the drink-and-meal combo. The MasterPiece is a masterpiece of shrimp, cherry tomato, lemon wedge, Polish sausage, cheese, pickled asparagus, scallion stalk, pickle, pickled mushroom, onion and Brussels sprouts garnished with a stalk of celery and a skewered bacon cheeseburger that comes with a chaser of Sprecher beer.


I could easily get into a lunch like that.  :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:

I doubt they sell many of them.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: RW on April 17, 2016, 05:53:19 PM
I gag just looking at it in a picture.
Title: Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2016, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: "RW"I gag just looking at it in a picture.

I does not appeal to me either.
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