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Title: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 29, 2016, 10:56:31 AM
[size=150]Nurse Surrenders Licence Over Photo of Patients Genitals[/size].



SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) — A 27-year-old former New York hospital nurse who was convicted last year of taking a photo of the intimate parts of an unconscious man has surrendered her license.



The state Education Department announced that Kristen Johnson of Fulton gave up her nursing license and didn't contest the charge of moral unfitness.



Authorities say she used an iPhone 5 to photograph an incapacitated male patient's genitals. The Onondaga County District Attorney's Office charged her last year after a nine-month investigation with unlawful surveillance and disseminating unlawful surveillance.



She eventually pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disseminating of unlawful surveillance photos under a plea deal that required her to give up her license and spend three years on probation.

http://dailyreadlist.com/article/nurse-surrenders-license-over-photo-of-patients-g-73



What kind of a degenerate takes pictures of shit like that when a person is in an obviously unconscious state? A decent person asks permission first.



So guys, it just goes to show that you never know who is taking pics of your hang-dang. So stay alert and keep it in your God damn shorts.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 29, 2016, 11:01:18 AM
I didn't even think it was proper when VF's resident slutty nurse would talk about her patients nevermind someone taking pictures of their peepees.



I think she got off way too lightly.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2016, 11:16:36 AM
Quote from: "RW"I didn't even think it was proper when VF's resident slutty nurse would talk about her patients nevermind someone taking pictures of their peepees.



I think she got off way too lightly.

VF's resident slutty nurse?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 29, 2016, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: "RW"I didn't even think it was proper when VF's resident slutty nurse would talk about her patients nevermind someone taking pictures of their peepees.



I think she got off way too lightly.


"Slutty nurse"????



Not going to go there. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 29, 2016, 11:39:32 AM
That's for the best.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 29, 2016, 12:46:55 PM
Quote from: "RW"That's for the best.


Hey, you brought it up. :laugh:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2016, 02:12:02 PM
One might suspect that the victim's genitals were unusually photogenic, to cause such a shocking breach of nursing ethics.  



It reminds me of a famous tale which I'll take the liberty of cut/pasting.



The village butcher, Schwartz, died suddenly of a heart attack.  While examining his corpse and making up a death certificate, the county coroner was stunned to note the size and heft of Schwartz's johnson.



"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," said the coroner, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendous tool like this. It has to be curated for the state forensic medicine archives." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.



The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.



"Oh my God!" she shrieked. "Schwarz is dead!"
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2016, 02:25:48 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"One might suspect that the victim's genitals were unusually photogenic, to cause such a shocking breach of nursing ethics.  



It reminds me of a famous tale which I'll take the liberty of cut/pasting.



The village butcher, Schwartz, died suddenly of a heart attack.  While examining his corpse and making up a death certificate, the county coroner was stunned to note the size and heft of Schwartz's johnson.



"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," said the coroner, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendous tool like this. It has to be curated for the state forensic medicine archives." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.



The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.



"Oh my God!" she shrieked. "Schwarz is dead!"

That one never gets old.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 29, 2016, 03:05:14 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "RW"I didn't even think it was proper when VF's resident slutty nurse would talk about her patients nevermind someone taking pictures of their peepees.



I think she got off way too lightly.

VF's resident slutty nurse?

Dinky Di



Hahaha!
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 29, 2016, 03:10:04 PM
It makes me wonder what was so pic worthy about this penis.  Small?  Big?  Weird?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2016, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "RW"I didn't even think it was proper when VF's resident slutty nurse would talk about her patients nevermind someone taking pictures of their peepees.



I think she got off way too lightly.

VF's resident slutty nurse?

Dinky Di



Hahaha!

Old Freud is a male slut is he? :laugh3:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2016, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
 :swoon:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Annie on March 31, 2016, 03:08:28 AM
Sooo would it have been ok if she had asked first? "Oh, hey, before you under can I have your permission to take a pic of your dick while you're asleep?" Hmmm maybe he wouldn't have minded...  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 31, 2016, 06:42:26 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Sooo would it have been ok if she had asked first? "Oh, hey, before you under can I have your permission to take a pic of your dick while you're asleep?" Hmmm maybe he wouldn't have minded...  :laugh3:


Judging from the number of unsolicited dick pics floating around on the net....I'd say that's a safe bet. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 08:52:44 AM
I used to have a whole collection haha
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 09:08:13 AM
Taking pictures of people while they are unconscious.

 :negative:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 09:10:25 AM
I didn't do that.  I meant I had a collection of unsolicited dick pics.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 09:16:20 AM
Quote from: "RW"I didn't do that.  I meant I had a collection of unsolicited dick pics.

Sorry, I was referring to the nurse in the op or anyone else in her position of trust that would do something like that.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 09:20:11 AM
Yeah she should have been smacked a lot harder.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: "RW"Yeah she should have been smacked a lot harder.

What a betrayal of trust.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 31, 2016, 09:29:24 AM
Quote from: "RW"I used to have a whole collection haha


Why the hell would you collect dick pics?  :confused1:



I never understood that whole dick pic thing. Do guys really think sending a woman a picture of their "tallywacker" is cool or sexy? :negative:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Yes, yes they do.  You don't even ask and they'll send you their cocks before they'll send their faces.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 31, 2016, 10:09:41 AM
Quote from: "RW"Yes, yes they do.  You don't even ask and they'll send you their cocks before they'll send their faces.


I always suspected that they did. It's really funny how proud some guys are of that ridiculous thing between their legs.



You would think that they would want to keep an appendage as vulnerable as a penis tucked away in a safe place. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 12:15:41 PM
It's just the way guys think.  



Since the mysterious gash between your legs is the primary item that rules their world and occupies far too many of their waking thoughts, they just assume the reverse is true.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 01:36:45 PM
Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 31, 2016, 01:59:56 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.


Oh God yes.  :laugh3:



When I was in college, there was this homeless guy that used to hang around campus; he would flash any girl within a 5 block radius and it didn't matter how cold it was either....it was gross and hilarious at the same time.  :laugh3:



Also I lived in a coed dorm, I can't even count how many flashings (intentional and unintentional) took place.  ac_wot It was almost a weekly occurrence that some drunk dude would whip it out like show and tell.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 02:11:52 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.


Oh God yes.  :laugh3:



When I was in college, there was this homeless guy that used to hang around campus; he would flash any girl within a 5 block radius and it didn't matter how cold it was either....it was gross and hilarious at the same time.  :laugh3:



Also I lived in a coed dorm, I can't even count how many flashings (intentional and unintentional) took place.  ac_wot It was almost a weekly occurrence that some drunk dude would whip it out like show and tell.

I didn't have that, but I lived at home too. I was being followed in my first year of uni. I was taking the bus then, but my parents bought me a car as soon as I told them about it.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 31, 2016, 03:03:13 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.


Oh God yes.  :laugh3:



When I was in college, there was this homeless guy that used to hang around campus; he would flash any girl within a 5 block radius and it didn't matter how cold it was either....it was gross and hilarious at the same time.  :laugh3:



Also I lived in a coed dorm, I can't even count how many flashings (intentional and unintentional) took place.  ac_wot It was almost a weekly occurrence that some drunk dude would whip it out like show and tell.

I didn't have that, but I lived at home too. I was being followed in my first year of uni. I was taking the bus then, but my parents bought me a car as soon as I told them about it.


Wow, that's a good one, I never thought of doing that to get a car.......you Chinese bitches are clever. :laugh3:



I could just see it if I said..."Hey dad, there's a guy following me around."



He would have said....."Really, are going to marry him and get the hell out of my house?".......and there would have been no car. :mad:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 03:10:54 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Do guys really think sending a woman a picture of their "tallywacker" is cool or sexy? :negative:

Schwartz probably thought so.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 03:14:50 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Renee"Do guys really think sending a woman a picture of their "tallywacker" is cool or sexy? :negative:

Schwartz probably thought so.

Hello Blurt, it's so nice to see you here.

 ac_hithere
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 03:23:23 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Renee"Do guys really think sending a woman a picture of their "tallywacker" is cool or sexy? :negative:

Schwartz probably thought so.

Blurt, you old scoundrel!! How the fuck are ya?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 04:04:11 PM
I'm sweeter than fucking Shen Li, is how I am.  :laugh:



In all seriosity, though, I've copped a bad case of the winter purples.



Meh. I'll live.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 04:06:48 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"I'm sweeter than fucking Shen Li, is how I am.  :laugh:



In all seriosity, though, I've copped a bad case of the winter purples.



Meh. I'll live.

Hey Blurt, how is it going brother? Did you get any ice fishing in this winter? I worked less days than normal this year, so I got more walleye than usual in my freezer.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 04:26:16 PM
Hi, Herman.  ac_cool



Nope, caught nothing this winter but a bout of the flu and, two months later, a cold.



First time sick in nearly 20 years, I blame graveyard shifts and sneezing hobos.



How are you?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 04:29:32 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Hi, Herman.  ac_cool



Nope, caught nothing this winter but a bout of the flu and, two months later, a cold.



First time sick in nearly 20 years, I blame graveyard shifts and sneezing hobos.



How are you?

Nothing some cheap booze will not cure Blurt.



My bread and butter is the winter drilling season and I did not have a good one. It will be an early season for my crops and Christmas tree planting. I guess that is a good thing.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Hi, Herman.  ac_cool



Nope, caught nothing this winter but a bout of the flu and, two months later, a cold.



First time sick in nearly 20 years, I blame graveyard shifts and sneezing hobos.



How are you?

If you made more money you could move into a respectable hood with no hobos. ac_razz
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.

Tons of times.



My favourite was at a party with my sister's friends.  We were playing on this guy's stripper pole when this guy came out of the bathroom and stood in front of my sister, cousin and me and helicoptered his dick for a good 30 seconds while we laughed our asses off.



I also like the bare ass with dingle dangle move Haha
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 04:59:14 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blurt"Hi, Herman.  ac_cool



Nope, caught nothing this winter but a bout of the flu and, two months later, a cold.



First time sick in nearly 20 years, I blame graveyard shifts and sneezing hobos.



How are you?

Nothing some cheap booze will not cure Blurt.



My bread and butter is the winter drilling season and I did not have a good one. It will be an early season for my crops and Christmas tree planting. I guess that is a good thing.

What is it with you and cheap booze?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:00:45 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.


Oh God yes.  :laugh3:



When I was in college, there was this homeless guy that used to hang around campus; he would flash any girl within a 5 block radius and it didn't matter how cold it was either....it was gross and hilarious at the same time.  :laugh3:



Also I lived in a coed dorm, I can't even count how many flashings (intentional and unintentional) took place.  ac_wot It was almost a weekly occurrence that some drunk dude would whip it out like show and tell.

College sounds like one big party. I sent my boy to university and he did enough of it there.



Does anyone in university actually study?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 05:05:48 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"I blame graveyard shifts and sneezing hobos.

If you made more money you could move into a respectable hood with no hobos. ac_razz

Oh, I don't actually live in those hoods.



Taking care of hobos is my bread and butter, Shen.



I guess in the same way that taking care of cheap booze is theirs.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"I blame graveyard shifts and sneezing hobos.

If you made more money you could move into a respectable hood with no hobos. ac_razz

Oh, I don't actually live in those hoods.



Taking care of hobos is my bread and butter, Shen.



I guess in the same way that taking care of cheap booze is theirs.

Is that a dig at me? ac_umm
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 05:07:29 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Does anyone in university actually study?

Yes.



Just not always what the curriculum prescribes.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 05:11:25 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Is that a dig at me? ac_umm

Hell, no, Herman.



It's more a dig at RW.



She's a snob when it comes to alcohol.



Her Scottish side wants to drink anything but her Italian side won't let her touch the cheap stuff.



She's a deeply conflicted woman.  :sad:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 05:13:09 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Herman"Is that a dig at me? ac_umm

Hell, no, Herman.



It's more a dig at RW.



She's a snob when it comes to alcohol.



Her Scottish side wants to drink anything but her Italian side won't let her touch the cheap stuff.



She's a deeply conflicted woman.  :sad:


 :MG_216:



Why do you think I've taken up pot smoking?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Herman"Is that a dig at me? ac_umm

Hell, no, Herman.



It's more a dig at RW.



She's a snob when it comes to alcohol.



Her Scottish side wants to drink anything but her Italian side won't let her touch the cheap stuff.



She's a deeply conflicted woman.  :sad:

Aha, I got you now. I am Ukrainian and we are not too fussy about what gets us shitfaced.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: RW on March 31, 2016, 05:25:50 PM
You sure that isn't the redneck in you coming out Herman?  I remember drinking Old English in the back of pick up trucks.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"You sure that isn't the redneck in you coming out Herman?  I remember drinking Old English in the back of pick up trucks.

Ya I guess it is.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Aha, I got you now. I am Ukrainian and we are not too fussy about what gets us shitfaced.

One of my best pals growing up was Ukranian. His name was Roman.



We never got shitfaced, though; we were about 12 years old when his family left for Saskatchewan, parts otherwise unknown.



I still have very vivid memories of his mother--the very embodiment of the word "battle-axe"--beating his noggin on a regular basis with her Dr. Scholl's sandal clogs.



Don't know if he's even still alive. I expect not.
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:48:20 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Herman"Aha, I got you now. I am Ukrainian and we are not too fussy about what gets us shitfaced.

One of my best pals growing up was Ukranian. His name was Roman.



We never got shitfaced, though; we were about 12 years old when his family left for Saskatchewan, parts otherwise unknown.



I still have very vivid memories of his mother--the very embodiment of the word "battle-axe"--beating his noggin on a regular basis with her Dr. Scholl's sandal clogs.



Don't know if he's even still alive. I expect not.

I am still alive. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 05:51:33 PM
Ha ha!



What shape is your skull?
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 06:01:22 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Ha ha!



What shape is your skull?

Flat, just like in my picture. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Blurt on March 31, 2016, 06:03:37 PM
Well, you do speak English...  :wink:
Title: Re: Nurse Surrenders Licence over Dick Pics
Post by: Renee on March 31, 2016, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Anyone ever been flashed? I have seen guys pull it out back in my clubbing days, but I've never been flashed.


Oh God yes.  :laugh3:



When I was in college, there was this homeless guy that used to hang around campus; he would flash any girl within a 5 block radius and it didn't matter how cold it was either....it was gross and hilarious at the same time.  :laugh3:



Also I lived in a coed dorm, I can't even count how many flashings (intentional and unintentional) took place.  ac_wot It was almost a weekly occurrence that some drunk dude would whip it out like show and tell.

College sounds like one big party. I sent my boy to university and he did enough of it there.



Does anyone in university actually study?


I studied. I had to or I would lose my ride.



Those who treat it solely as a party, usually funk out in the first or second year.



But for most students it's not a party. You study your ass off so you can pass your finals and get decent grades on projects and papers. But it's not uncommon, in fact it's almost tradition, to blow off steam one day a week and it gets really crazy after finals. And if you were like me you, had to balance that with sports and still fit family time in.



I learned a lot in college, I also burned up a lot of brain cells so it all balanced out in the end. :laugh3: