Specific foods like meat or eggs are known to increase the odor in gas due to the high levels of sulfur that they contain.
2. Farts are Flammable
Farts have the capability of lighting a flame, which will turn the flame blue if you actually try it.
Each fart often has a different sound if it's not let out slowly, which is mainly due to muscles and the speed at which it's released.
The average person releases gas 14 times per day, which equates to 17 quadrillion farts in a lifetime.
Deceased individuals are even known to fart up to three hours after their death from gas that continues to escape the digestive tract
6. 99 Percent of Gas is Odorless
Although passing gas creates a bad smell, only one percent of the gas is what causes the odor due to sulfur in the body.
Men may be prone to rip several farts throughout the day, but women are just as gassy and release the same amount as the opposite gender.
If you seem to fart multiple times each hour, it may be due to a lactose intolerance due to an inability to digest dairy and certain nutrients.
Gas is continuously being released from the body with an average of a liter passed every two days.
There's a reason why you may smell a funky odor in the room even if someone is sitting on the other side. Gas travels at 10 feet per second for a smell that makes its presence known.
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Enjoy your weekend :tease:
Keeper is definitely lactose intolerant.
/runs
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ac_razz
"7. Women Fart Just as Much as Men" <------- ac_razz
Good to know keeper. Most people must be lactose intolerant these days.
Seriously people?
This thread stinks.
Dont Fart Around in my thread :icon_wink:
Haha, you forgot the fun side of farts...you can gas people in a full elevator or on a bus. Not to mention hot boxing someone by either running into their room/office, farting, closing the door on them or hot box your mate under the covers. I like to hug hubby or one of my kids and fart but keep hugging them making them smell it for as long as possible hehehe. :roll:
My kinda girl lol
An oldie but a goodie.....
I saw that on Jackass. Omg that was sooo friggin gross. Why the hell would anyone do that?
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wth?
Holy crap! My old male kitty just let one of the nastiest heavy farts I've never imagined that could possibly come from such a small hole. He sleeps on a kitty pillow to the right of my head every night. So when he lets one rip it's sure to enter both nose And my mouth. Wth? How did he learn how to hotbox me?
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If you've ever wasted time watching Jackass, you wouldn't ask. To say they employ juvenile humor is giving them too much credit, imo.
I met Johnny Knoxvile in a bar. He grabbed my hand and I told him I loved him.
DOH!
lolol
I love to fart...sometimeswhen i know its gonna be arumbler trumpet....I tell everyone to ""ssshhhh....whats that noise??""....a few seconds in while they are straining to listen, i let the trumpet riiip.....good times!
Next time get into a crowded elevator and say "Do I smell popcorn?"
Wonder why Dinky hasn't posted his thoughts regarding human gas, and ways to trap and use it.
Farts are great on a freezing cold day and you don't want to get out of bed.....
set fire to them and ya got ya central heating right there in bed with ya Annie no need for smelly hubby.
I haz no hubby Gordy, I kicked him out awhile ago. I'm talking about when I'm in bed alone, sooo much better than a heating blanket!