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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: chuck wagon on April 09, 2016, 02:11:13 AM

Title: Quebec Seperation
Post by: chuck wagon on April 09, 2016, 02:11:13 AM
I think that i have found a suitable compromise to this passionate issue.  The first thing is having the rest of Canada make some very generous offers to the people of Quebec.





    The first offer is to allow Quebec to leave Canada without any Federal debt.  The rest of Canada will cover their share.



    Also give up any claim to the St. Lawrence Seaway.  Giving the Country of Quebec access to the Atlantic Ocean.



    I also believe that we should proclaim that  Rene Levesque has performed the 2 miracles he needs to begin his journey towards

   

    Sainthood.



     I would hope these concessions would help smooth any transition period that might exist after a Yes vote to separate.



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    I believe the majority of Canada would be in favour of this arrangement.



    The only condition that we would ask in return if they people of Quebec voted Yes to leave is.







    TAKE ONTARIO WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO OR NO DEAL.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: RW on April 09, 2016, 02:13:50 AM
LOL!
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2016, 02:19:46 AM
Quote from: "chuck wagon"I think that i have found a suitable compromise to this passionate issue.  The first thing is having the rest of Canada make some very generous offers to the people of Quebec.





    The first offer is to allow Quebec to leave Canada without any Federal debt.  The rest of Canada will cover their share.



    Also give up any claim to the St. Lawrence Seaway.  Giving the Country of Quebec access to the Atlantic Ocean.



    I also believe that we should proclaim that  Rene Levesque has performed the 2 miracles he needs to begin his journey towards

   

    Sainthood.



     I would hope these concessions would help smooth any transition period that might exist after a Yes vote to separate.



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    I believe the majority of Canada would be in favour of this arrangement.



    The only condition that we would ask in return if they people of Quebec voted Yes to leave is.







    TAKE ONTARIO WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO OR NO DEAL.

 ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2016, 02:42:04 AM
Quote from: "chuck wagon"I think that i have found a suitable compromise to this passionate issue.  The first thing is having the rest of Canada make some very generous offers to the people of Quebec.





    The first offer is to allow Quebec to leave Canada without any Federal debt.  The rest of Canada will cover their share.



    Also give up any claim to the St. Lawrence Seaway.  Giving the Country of Quebec access to the Atlantic Ocean.



    I also believe that we should proclaim that  Rene Levesque has performed the 2 miracles he needs to begin his journey towards

   

    Sainthood.



     I would hope these concessions would help smooth any transition period that might exist after a Yes vote to separate.



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    I believe the majority of Canada would be in favour of this arrangement.



    The only condition that we would ask in return if they people of Quebec voted Yes to leave is.







    TAKE ONTARIO WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO OR NO DEAL.

That is awesome. When Donald Trump loses the election he should seek leadership of the PQ. He will make demands of Canada even more favourable than these ones. You know, just as a negotiating starting point.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Blurt on April 09, 2016, 07:11:29 AM
I was born in Ontario and live in Quebec.



I collect seashells so having the Atlantic is not so bad.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: chuck wagon on April 09, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"I was born in Ontario and live in Quebec.



I collect seashells so having the Atlantic is not so bad.




It's wonderful having 2 native Quontarions on the same forum.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 09, 2016, 05:04:33 PM
Quote from: "chuck wagon"
Quote from: "Blurt"I was born in Ontario and live in Quebec.



I collect seashells so having the Atlantic is not so bad.




It's wonderful having 2 native Quontarions on the same forum.

What? One token one per forum only.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: chuck wagon on April 09, 2016, 07:25:37 PM
Damn!!!!!!







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Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: chuck wagon on April 09, 2016, 10:59:50 PM
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Ralph was special.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: ELPHUPPHY on April 10, 2016, 08:12:58 AM
As an American, I would have to say  ac_boring
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: cc on April 10, 2016, 01:32:32 PM
As a poster, I would have to say to ^^^ ac_boring ac_boring ac_boring
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Blurt on April 10, 2016, 01:54:33 PM
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"As an American, I would have to say  ac_boring

Oy vey!



Another American who can't read, drops his shnozz where it doesn't belong, and pretends to be bored by anything happening outside U.S. borders.



Saints preserve us!  :oeudC:



Don't you have a Keystone XL pipeline breach to tend to in South Dakota? Or maybe you can grab those 150,000 gallons for yourself and fill up your Ford's tank.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: RW on April 10, 2016, 01:56:10 PM
Is the separatist movement still alive in Quebec?
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: cc on April 10, 2016, 02:14:24 PM
Supports fluctuates through the years in Quebec



We have had considerable success with getting Quebec separation  going in the other 9 and territories
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2016, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"As an American, I would have to say  ac_boring

Oy vey!



Another American who can't read, drops his shnozz where it doesn't belong, and pretends to be bored by anything happening outside U.S. borders.



Saints preserve us!  :oeudC:



Don't you have a Keystone XL pipeline breach to tend to in South Dakota? Or maybe you can grab those 150,000 gallons for yourself and fill up your Ford's tank.

It's all cleaned up better than it was before. Created temporary employment too. Aren't pipelines wonderful Blurt.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Blurt on April 10, 2016, 03:45:29 PM
Pipelines are amazing, Shen.



As long as they transport information only.  ac_smile
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2016, 03:49:04 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Pipelines are amazing, Shen.



As long as they transport information only.  ac_smile

In order to transport info to your petrochemical devices they need to transport the raw material first. Obongo realizes that, the Norwegians know that too. Why are we the stupid ones who shoot ourselves in the foot economically?
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2016, 04:13:25 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"Pipelines are amazing, Shen.



As long as they transport information only.  ac_smile

In order to transport info to your petrochemical devices they need to transport the raw material first. Obongo realizes that, the Norwegians know that too. Why are we the stupid ones who shoot ourselves in the foot economically?

They are the safest way to transport our number one export. Energy East and twinning Transmountain would be a huge boost to the national economy. It would mean smaller deficits in Alberta, Saskatchewan and Ottawa too.
Title: Re: Quebec Seperation
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2016, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Blurt"Pipelines are amazing, Shen.



As long as they transport information only.  ac_smile

In order to transport info to your petrochemical devices they need to transport the raw material first. Obongo realizes that, the Norwegians know that too. Why are we the stupid ones who shoot ourselves in the foot economically?

They are the safest way to transport our number one export. Energy East and twinning Transmountain would be a huge boost to the national economy. It would mean smaller deficits in Alberta, Saskatchewan and Ottawa too.

The lack of international market access is really holding back the national economy not to mention how it handcuffs Alberta and Saskatchewan.