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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Renee on May 22, 2016, 11:55:06 AM

Title: First World Problems
Post by: Renee on May 22, 2016, 11:55:06 AM
The iced coffee thread got me thinking that we should have a thread specifically for what can be considered so-called "First World Problems" and challenges.



I'll start it off with.......The bargin brand dryer sheets I bought last week didn't make my socks as soft as I'm acustom to. :mad:



My toes are chafed, I think I'll sue for false advertising.  :sdfjh(2):
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: RW on May 22, 2016, 12:15:15 PM
Those little chocolate bars that you give out for Halloween are getting smaller but cost a lot more now.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 22, 2016, 12:20:25 PM
Quote from: "Renee"The iced coffee thread got me thinking that we should have a thread specifically for what can be considered so-called "First World Problems" and challenges.



I'll start it off with.......The bargin brand dryer sheets I bought last week didn't make my socks as soft as I'm acustom to. :mad:



My toes are chafed, I think I'll sue for false advertising.  :sdfjh(2):


It's an item I never buy because I find that my towels are more absorbent when I don't use dryer sheets. Also, before I moved into my new place, I had always hung clothes outside. That's just me though. The others in my household preferred tossing things in the dryer and used dryer sheets with what I thought were dizzying fragrance.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 22, 2016, 12:22:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"Those little chocolate bars that you give out for Halloween are getting smaller but cost a lot more now.


It appears true for many items nowadays.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: easter bunny on May 22, 2016, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: "Renee"The iced coffee thread got me thinking that we should have a thread specifically for what can be considered so-called "First World Problems" and challenges.



I'll start it off with.......The bargin brand dryer sheets I bought last week didn't make my socks as soft as I'm acustom to. :mad:



My toes are chafed, I think I'll sue for false advertising.  :sdfjh(2):

 :laugh:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 22, 2016, 05:20:00 PM
Transgender bathrooms.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: RW on May 22, 2016, 08:42:03 PM
A guy at a coffee place that did art in the foam wouldn't draw a penis in my macchiato but he drew a vagina in my gay cousin's latte.  I was outraged!
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2016, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"Transgender bathrooms.

Yesirree :laugh3:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2016, 11:33:43 PM
I am finding that Just For Men Moustache and Beard does not keep my beard brown as long as it did when I was younger.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Renee on May 23, 2016, 12:01:55 AM
Two weeks ago I made an appointment at the salon for a waxing and while I was there, I figured I would treat myself and have my asshole bleached. The day before the appointment the salon calls to say that I needed to reschedule my appointment because their official asshole bleacher had a death in the family and wouldn't be available to bleach any assholes for at least a week.



Don't these fucking people realize that I've already waited 2 weeks to get my asshole bleached. How can they ask me to wait another week? That's unacceptable; you would think for the kind of money it costs to get your asshole bleached they could afford to hire a few more asshole bleachers to accommodate their customers assholes.



This kind of shit burns my ass. :t1929:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Annie on May 23, 2016, 01:46:10 AM
Ohmygawd! I literally laughed so hard I peed a little, Renee  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 23, 2016, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: "Renee"Two weeks ago I made an appointment at the salon for a waxing and while I was there, I figured I would treat myself and have my asshole bleached. The day before the appointment the salon calls to say that I needed to reschedule my appointment because their official asshole bleacher had a death in the family and wouldn't be available to bleach any assholes for at least a week.



Don't these fucking people realize that I've already waited 2 weeks to get my asshole bleached. How can they ask me to wait another week? That's unacceptable; you would think for the kind of money it costs to get your asshole bleached they could afford to hire a few more asshole bleachers to accommodate their customers assholes.



This kind of shit burns my ass. :t1929:

Don't blame you. It's not exactly rocket science either. No sub?
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2016, 09:46:37 AM
Our neighbour's son graduated with a degree in film studies and was not immediately offered a job as a director of a environmentally sustainable, gender inclusive NGO with a six figure salary and two months annual vacation.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Renee on May 23, 2016, 09:57:30 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Our neighbour's son graduated with a degree in film studies and was not immediately offered a job as a director of a environmentally sustainable, gender inclusive NGO with a six figure salary and two months annual vacation.

 :ohmy:


Ain't that some shit? :laugh3:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2016, 09:58:35 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Our neighbour's son graduated with a degree in film studies and was not immediately offered a job as a director of a environmentally sustainable, gender inclusive NGO with a six figure salary and two months annual vacation.

 :ohmy:


Ain't that some shit? :laugh3:

Life in Canada can be so unfair.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 23, 2016, 10:04:16 AM
9 choices for hotdogs @ Whole Foods.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2016, 10:05:25 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"9 choices for hotdogs @ Whole Foods.

Only nine?



There should be a UN human rights tribunal.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2016, 10:25:15 AM
At the golf course they used to give us Top-Flites on the range. Now we don't even get 'em stacked in pyramids?
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Renee on May 23, 2016, 10:39:06 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"9 choices for hotdogs @ Whole Foods.


I only buy my hotdogs at the fresh deli counter. Let the riff-raff buy the low class packaged dogs.



But the store was out of the whole grain mustard I usually buy. Regular mustard makes the hotdogs inedible.



WTF, they can't keep a proper inventory? :negative:
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2016, 10:46:59 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"9 choices for hotdogs @ Whole Foods.


I only buy my hotdogs at the fresh deli counter. Let the riff-raff buy the low class packaged dogs.



But the store was out of the whole grain mustard I usually buy. Regular mustard makes the hotdogs inedible.



WTF, they can't keep a proper inventory? :negative:

That is first world conundrum.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2016, 06:07:06 AM
Why is there no good sunscreen with a mosquito repellent?
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2016, 09:38:51 AM
Quote from: "Velvet"Why is there no good sunscreen with a mosquito repellent?

 ac_dunno
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2016, 04:46:36 PM
You book a cabin on the lake and you get a message back that someone has rented it, but you already booked your holidays. Boo fucking hoo.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2016, 05:11:09 PM
SCOUSE thinking his one week ban qualifies him for refugee status here.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 25, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
I have got a first world problem living with me right now. He's six foot three and has an Australian girlfriend. Oh well, he knows he has to grow up quickly.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2016, 08:50:48 AM
Quote from: "Herman"I have got a first world problem living with me right now. He's six foot three and has an Australian girlfriend. Oh well, he knows he has to grow up quickly.

Does your son have a plan or job prospects Herman?
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 27, 2016, 12:27:13 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"I have got a first world problem living with me right now. He's six foot three and has an Australian girlfriend. Oh well, he knows he has to grow up quickly.

Does your son have a plan or job prospects Herman?

He finished his probationary period with a federal civil service job in Regina. He took a leave of absence to go travel Thailand, Bali and Australia. But, he overstayed the time they gave him. He is seeing if they will give him his job back. If they do, he better not blow it again.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2016, 03:35:38 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"I have got a first world problem living with me right now. He's six foot three and has an Australian girlfriend. Oh well, he knows he has to grow up quickly.

Does your son have a plan or job prospects Herman?

He finished his probationary period with a federal civil service job in Regina. He took a leave of absence to go travel Thailand, Bali and Australia. But, he overstayed the time they gave him. He is seeing if they will give him his job back. If they do, he better not blow it again.

He will Herm as long as you keep allowing him to do so without consequences.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2016, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"I have got a first world problem living with me right now. He's six foot three and has an Australian girlfriend. Oh well, he knows he has to grow up quickly.

Does your son have a plan or job prospects Herman?

He finished his probationary period with a federal civil service job in Regina. He took a leave of absence to go travel Thailand, Bali and Australia. But, he overstayed the time they gave him. He is seeing if they will give him his job back. If they do, he better not blow it again.

He will Herm as long as you keep allowing him to do so without consequences.

He has been given timelines by myself and my ex to grow up. He understands this time is different.
Title: Re: First World Problems
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2016, 01:55:45 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"I have got a first world problem living with me right now. He's six foot three and has an Australian girlfriend. Oh well, he knows he has to grow up quickly.

Does your son have a plan or job prospects Herman?

He finished his probationary period with a federal civil service job in Regina. He took a leave of absence to go travel Thailand, Bali and Australia. But, he overstayed the time they gave him. He is seeing if they will give him his job back. If they do, he better not blow it again.

He will Herm as long as you keep allowing him to do so without consequences.

He has been given timelines by myself and my ex to grow up. He understands this time is different.

I hope it works out for him and for you Herm.