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Title: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 11, 2016, 11:24:19 PM
If I was to start another POF account, what, in your opinion, is the importance of the different aspects of a profile?



For instance, how important are a bunch of pics in exotic locations?  Wouldn't just one or two 'regular' pics suffice?



How about the profile?  The profile has always been a difficult field for me to know what to do with...  Should it be on the humourous side?  The serious side?  Do women really give a shit what my hobbies are?  I don't have any hobbies anyhow, so that's not an issue.



What do people really want to see?



For instance, I made a fake account a while back, just for fun.  I didn't even use my pic.  In fact, I used the pic of an older East Indian guy I randomly found on the net.  I totally BS'd the headline, the profile, etc.  I borderline trolled...  I had a phone number from a younger White chick within an hour of creating that profile, to my shock.



It was sad that trolling could get me such great results, but do I really have to come up with a bunch of BS to get a reply?



Suggestions?  Opinions?



Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Renee on June 12, 2016, 01:23:37 AM
You're a piece of work, why do you want to bother with a bunch of "overweight hags" when you are such a catch? ac_lmfao



I'm sure there are tons of 18 to 23 year old hotties beating down your door as I write this.  ac_toofunny



BTW, in case you are as dumb as the rest of the door knobs in this subforum.....I'm being sarcastic. ac_biggrin



Now I have to go thumb-up some music on my Pandora account.....so have a nice night swimming in the bottom of that bottle of bottom shelf vodka. Try not to drown.... ac_toofunny
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 01:34:51 AM
Quote from: "Renee"BTW, in case you are as dumb as the rest of the door knobs in this subforum.....I'm being sarcastic. ac_biggrin


I am smarter than the average bear, so you don't have to explain this to me!



And thanks for the awesome advice!  Very helpful...
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 03:47:22 AM
I know there must be my equal somewhere in the world!



There's something like 1.2 billion White people on this Earth...  Let's assume half of them are female...  That's 600,000,000 White females...



Now, I'll need to break this number down a little more, since I need to take age into account...  Without factoring in the slight differences in generational birth rates, let me just factor in someone that's within 10 years of my age...



So, if the average person lives to 80, I'll divide that into 1/8th chunks...  There should be around 75,000,000 White females that are within 10 years of my age.



Shit...  That's not actually quite as many as I was hoping for...  Now, I don't like fat chicks, so let's just go by a simple number of 25% of the pop is a little on the chubby side (or worse)...  Now I have 56,250,000 available partners.



But wait!  I don't want kids!  In my age range, about 18 to 19% of women are childless...  I'll have to recalculate this from the 75,000,000 figure...  So, I come up with 13,500,000.  Now I have to reduce 1/4 out of this, due to the chubbies...



Ok...  The final number?  10,125,000 worldwide White females, within 10 years of my age, without children.



10,000,000 worldwide?  Fuck, this doesn't look that great for me.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 04:02:27 AM
I also need to factor in the marriage rates, since I dont bang married women.  We'll go by US stats...  Around 50% are either never married, divorced, or widowed...  This is within my age range, mind you.



So, we'll simply just chop that number right in half, to 5,062,500.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 04:09:05 AM
Population of the Earth?  7,400,000,000.



Women that would fit even my absolutely basic profile requirements, which with these calculations disregard ugly women, those with physical deformities, psycho mentally ill twats, etc:  5,062,500.



I'd have to pass 1,462 people, on a worldwide level, to even meet one that would meet my basic criteria.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 04:16:35 AM
As I am at least average looking, and have working arms and legs, etc...  I will reduce this amount by 50%, since I feel that I am at least 50% or above in my requirements...  I only do this calculation, since I am in a position to, and it's probably pretty accurate for me...  As crazy as I may come off as, trust me...  There are many with much bigger problems, both physical and mental, than I...



So, I'll increase the number to 2924 people I would have to, on a worldwide level, need to meet, to even have a chance with one...



3,000 fucking people.  So, after having done the math, any female that I would meet, would literally be one in 3,000.  At least not one in a million!  LOLZORS!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 04:26:47 AM
I've somewhat skewed these numbers, though, but I can calculate that out quite easily...  The fact that I'm not much of a 'worldwide traveler,' will mean that where I currently live, there's a better chance of meeting a White female than say, in the Congo!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 04:55:14 AM
Canada and the US are something like 75% White or so?



How to recalculate this...



So, 1.2 billion Whites, with females that would work for me at 5,062,500.



OK, so, I'll add 25%, to include non-Whities...  I have come up with .296% now, of the population of North American that may even suit my shit!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 05:01:27 AM
Let's just say 0.3%, for easy maths...



I'd have to meet, just talking about North American demographics, 333 people to potentially find one that would meet my minimal requirements...



Again, as one calculation before, I will double that here also, as I am in the higher 50% bracket for looks, mobility, intelligence, have all limbs, etc...  



1 in 666 people that I meet would potentially be a fit.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 05:07:09 AM
My maths may be off, but I'm probably pretty close, I bet!



Those odds aren't that great, but I suppose not terrible either!



Oh well, I like to give my alcohol soaked brain a little workout every now and then...
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Annie on June 12, 2016, 05:12:29 AM
Hi Mel   ac_hithere
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 05:19:19 AM
Quote from: "Annie"Hi Mel   ac_hithere


What's poppin'!



How come you're up at this hour?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 05:25:37 AM
I have been running away from dates because a dealbreaker that she didnt tell me about emerged..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 05:30:18 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"I have been running away from dates because a dealbreaker that she didnt tell me about emerged..


It's hard to find normal women these days!  The good ones are taken, it seems!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 05:44:28 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Odinson"I have been running away from dates because a dealbreaker that she didnt tell me about emerged..


It's hard to find normal women these days!  The good ones are taken, it seems!


The only way is to take them young..



Or from some culture that is not western..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 05:49:25 AM
Sadly, it does seem that way...



Now, I'm all for equality and whatnot, but the modern Western female has gotten pretty fucking uppity in the last couple of decades!



I mean, look at some that are regular posters here!  Shit, I wouldn't even invite them into my home, let alone date them!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 05:55:15 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"Sadly, it does seem that way...



Now, I'm all for equality and whatnot, but the modern Western female has gotten pretty fucking uppity in the last couple of decades!



I mean, look at some that are regular posters here!  Shit, I wouldn't even invite them into my home, let alone date them!


Its not the uppitiness.. Its the mileage..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Annie on June 12, 2016, 05:56:53 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Annie"Hi Mel   ac_hithere


What's poppin'!



How come you're up at this hour?


I have a lot of stuff to figure out  :wink:
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 05:58:48 AM
Quote from: "Annie"I have a lot of stuff to figure out  :wink:


Why is that?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Annie on June 12, 2016, 06:00:20 AM
How are you, Mel?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 06:01:15 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Its not the uppitiness.. Its the mileage..


That's it also...



We all think we can be 21 forever, and women have a worse habit of this than men!



Unless they've found some magical fountain of fucking youth, it just doesn't work that way!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 06:02:15 AM
Quote from: "Annie"How are you, Mel?


I'm OK.



How are you?



You seem to be off tonight?  What's up?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 06:59:06 AM
You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..



Dont give a rats ass about other humans and their opinions..



Different than the rest of the males...



Women like a leader. A powerful character.

Thats in their genetics.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 07:02:56 AM
Though sometimes they shag with the steerage passenger named Jack Dawson in the back of an old Renault..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 12, 2016, 07:06:40 AM
They have to know, that doing things like that could be a problem...



Some things cannot be fixed over time.



My current ex, tried to come back into my life, like nothing happened...  That bitch found out that it just doesn't work that way.  As terrible as I feel about doing what I did, I know I did the best for myself.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 07:27:39 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"They have to know, that doing things like that could be a problem...



Some things cannot be fixed over time.



My current ex, tried to come back into my life, like nothing happened...  That bitch found out that it just doesn't work that way.  As terrible as I feel about doing what I did, I know I did the best for myself.


We have outstanding welfare system so women dont even have to worry about the fatherless babies anymore..



Dont even have to do the slightest bit of thinking anymore.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 12, 2016, 08:32:04 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..



Dont give a rats ass about other humans and their opinions..



Different than the rest of the males...



Women like a leader. A powerful character.

Thats in their genetics.


Being fat will always be a deal breaker to most women. Let's stay on topic, who?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 10:42:15 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..



Dont give a rats ass about other humans and their opinions..



Different than the rest of the males...



Women like a leader. A powerful character.

Thats in their genetics.


Being fat will always be a deal breaker to most women. Let's stay on topic, who?


Muscular, belligerent, rude, realist man... Thats what women like..  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: JOE on June 12, 2016, 11:01:27 AM
Mel...have you ever met anyone on POF?



If so, how many women? And what was their response/your experience?



Better yet, how many years have you belonged to POF and how many times a day or week do you visit?



Just curious, that's all.


Quote from: "smell the glove"Population of the Earth?  7,400,000,000.



Women that would fit even my absolutely basic profile requirements, which with these calculations disregard ugly women, those with physical deformities, psycho mentally ill twats, etc:  5,062,500.



I'd have to pass 1,462 people, on a worldwide level, to even meet one that would meet my basic criteria.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 11:39:38 AM
Dating sites suck ass..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2016, 11:44:44 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"I know there must be my equal somewhere in the world!



There's something like 1.2 billion White people on this Earth...  Let's assume half of them are female...  That's 600,000,000 White females...



Now, I'll need to break this number down a little more, since I need to take age into account...  Without factoring in the slight differences in generational birth rates, let me just factor in someone that's within 10 years of my age...



So, if the average person lives to 80, I'll divide that into 1/8th chunks...  There should be around 75,000,000 White females that are within 10 years of my age.



Shit...  That's not actually quite as many as I was hoping for...  Now, I don't like fat chicks, so let's just go by a simple number of 25% of the pop is a little on the chubby side (or worse)...  Now I have 56,250,000 available partners.



But wait!  I don't want kids!  In my age range, about 18 to 19% of women are childless...  I'll have to recalculate this from the 75,000,000 figure...  So, I come up with 13,500,000.  Now I have to reduce 1/4 out of this, due to the chubbies...



Ok...  The final number?  10,125,000 worldwide White females, within 10 years of my age, without children.



10,000,000 worldwide?  Fuck, this doesn't look that great for me.

Why do you limit your search to white chicks?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2016, 11:49:04 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "smell the glove"I know there must be my equal somewhere in the world!



There's something like 1.2 billion White people on this Earth...  Let's assume half of them are female...  That's 600,000,000 White females...



Now, I'll need to break this number down a little more, since I need to take age into account...  Without factoring in the slight differences in generational birth rates, let me just factor in someone that's within 10 years of my age...



So, if the average person lives to 80, I'll divide that into 1/8th chunks...  There should be around 75,000,000 White females that are within 10 years of my age.



Shit...  That's not actually quite as many as I was hoping for...  Now, I don't like fat chicks, so let's just go by a simple number of 25% of the pop is a little on the chubby side (or worse)...  Now I have 56,250,000 available partners.



But wait!  I don't want kids!  In my age range, about 18 to 19% of women are childless...  I'll have to recalculate this from the 75,000,000 figure...  So, I come up with 13,500,000.  Now I have to reduce 1/4 out of this, due to the chubbies...



Ok...  The final number?  10,125,000 worldwide White females, within 10 years of my age, without children.



10,000,000 worldwide?  Fuck, this doesn't look that great for me.

Why do you limit your search to white chicks?


Because most people are only attracted to their own race..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2016, 11:59:15 AM
^I was not talking to you phony phinn phaggot. Don't ever address me again.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2016, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 12:21:26 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.


I´am sober...



I have a job.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 12, 2016, 12:22:53 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^I was not talking to you phony phinn phaggot. Don't ever address me again.


Melson told me that he doesnt like non-white women..



Most people date their own race... Especially white people.



Most people are only interested in people from their own race...
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2016, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.


I´am sober...



I have a job.

Your job is posting on boards drunk and you are drunk now..



Go away please, I am tired of reading your baloney already.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 13, 2016, 02:47:54 AM
Fash, my threads are not intended to incite real hate...



I don't like what I see here...
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 13, 2016, 10:02:48 AM
You might wanna get a woman that doesnt need to speak with you all the time...



Doesnt get upset if you dont pamper her and call her beautiful every damn day..





Those kind of chicks are the most likely to cheat on you because they are so needy..
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: JOE on June 13, 2016, 03:13:18 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"Fash, my threads are not intended to incite real hate...



I don't like what I see here...


Say Mel, I was browsing one of the local dating sites today, and here's some possible matches fer you:


Quote


(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_716UNwtd1Hc_600x450.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_716U%20...%2000x450.jpg%22%3Ehttp://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_716UNwtd1Hc_600x450.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



body : curvy eye color : Blue hair : Blonde height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single



Well, if Porn had commercials.



I'm looking for a sexy, attractive guy who wants to be in a great situation of getting together with an awesome gal who just wants to meet someone to hang out do great fun things with a touch of porno.



I'm an attractive, funny, adventurous, active, take it easy sexy soul who wants a relaxing stress free connection with someone for fun and frolics.



I am serious and will answer the response that is as serious as my posting it. Pics are appreciated.


and


QuoteIs there a man out their looking to date, a HERPES Gal who is 64. If you like going to the movies

hanging out and doing other stuff, get in touch with me. I am only interested if you have the HERPES VIRUS so if you dont have HERPES dont bother me, so if you are between the ages of 64 70 lets chat.

What I am looking for a good sense of humor, looks good in jeans, and who doesn't smoke or have a pet. Likes to travel.

I am 64 divorced. I live alone.Please put your age in the subject line. So if you dont have herpes then go to the next post. have a great day.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Odinson on June 13, 2016, 03:17:52 PM
Herpes...



Why does the date need to have herpes?
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 14, 2016, 03:06:51 AM
I am actually not a HERPS carrier...



Lots of people I know are, as 1/3 of the pop is a HERPS.



ACE has kept himself clean and free...  Always, and forever!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: smell the glove on June 14, 2016, 04:32:32 AM
As much as I am hard on myself for some things...



Other things, keep me above others...



People underestimate me...



There is a reason that I can hold out for a female that is my equal, and there is a very good reason that I don't want any other that doesn't fit the bill...



HERPS is one of them...



LOLZAS!
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Renee on June 14, 2016, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"As much as I am hard on myself for some things...



Other things, keep me above others...



People underestimate me...



There is a reason that I can hold out for a female that is my equal, and there is a very good reason that I don't want any other that doesn't fit the bill...



HERPS is one of them...



LOLZAS!


A woman that's your "equal"????? Well that shouldn't be too hard to find.



I'm sure there's more than a few middle-aged, alcoholic, bar flies in your area.



Maybe a nice divorced housewife with a nasty methamphetamine addiction will do it for you? Those types come with an unexpected perk.....no teeth. :laugh3:
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 14, 2016, 12:59:47 PM
Good Morning. Works the other around too Renee. I know you know.
Title: Re: ATTN: Beautiful Women of The Blue Shoe!
Post by: JOE on June 14, 2016, 10:57:36 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"As much as I am hard on myself for some things...



Other things, keep me above others...



People underestimate me...



There is a reason that I can hold out for a female that is my equal, and there is a very good reason that I don't want any other that doesn't fit the bill...



HERPS is one of them...



LOLZAS!


Ah Mel, I was just trying to be humorous.

I found those ads on the personals section of Vancouver CraigsList.



http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/search/w4m



I thought they were a more accurate representation of what you might actually find on the local personals as opposed to all those photoshopped virtual ones you meet on POF.



Anyways, here's some more 'truthful' beauties you find on CL, Mel.

Here's young'un for you, unlike the standard 40-50 year old crowd you'll find on there:



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://images.craigslist.org/00808_1TI36WxrfmM_600x450.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://images.craigslist.org/00808_1TI3%20...%2000x450.jpg%22%3Ehttp://images.craigslist.org/00808_1TI36WxrfmM_600x450.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



...sez she wants a Christian:


QuoteI'm a sexy BBW who is looking for a man who absolutely loves BBW, I want to turn you on so much and make your sexy fantasies come true.



I'm funny, outgoing, love to laugh, and easy going. We can have lots of fun together.



I'm looking for someone any age, preferably someone who's a Christian.



Let's get a drink and have some fun!



Send me a photo of you smiling and What turns you on about a BBW
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