There was a time when I actually got out and did things... Even when I was married to my ex, which wasn't that long ago, we did a lot of things together.
After the divorce (which was probably 80% my fault anyhow), things seemed to abruptly change with me. I lost a lot of any 'passion' that I once had. Not sure why, exactly.
Now, with the recent death of my parents (both of whom died way before I ever expected them to), things are now exceptionally lonely here for me. I now have no family in the area at all, and a very small circle of friends (who in all reality most likely don't care if I lived or died).
Being single isn't the worst thing, but I do miss my ex. She almost brought about a little 'stability' in my life... It wasn't necessarily a bad thing, to be quite honest. Left to my own devices, I am now literally drinking myself to death, with the only company being the bottle, some shit on YouTube, and the occasional posts on forums...
This isn't exactly how I want to live the rest of my life... Single, alone, best friend the bottle and some crappy forum. I'm not complaining about the forums, but you know what I mean here.
I am destroying myself, slowly but surely. I woke up today with a big painful bump on the back of my head. After hitting the Vodka, no doubt I must have fallen into something here, or onto the floor.
I know there's slim chance I'll ever get my ex back, but it would be nice to have some companionship again. I think I'm ready...
Here's the problem, though... Online dating is shit. Look at these available women from my area... It gives you an idea of what I have to work with, as far as local singles:

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Is this even a chick^^^? Almost would have to grab it between the legs to make sure there's nothing dingling-dangling down there.

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Look what I'm dealing with here^^^. The stuff of nightmares.
So, I have concluded that online dating is not for me. I didn't meet my ex online, so odds are if I ever meet another female again, it won't be online either. This means that I've got to change up my style, and get out more often. It is the ONLY way.
I'm not that bad looking... average at least, with a decent enough physique. I have a full head of hair, and cash in the bank. I have the prerequisites for attracting a significant other that's at least slightly better than average. It's me that's holding back this potential.
I want this to happen. Hopefully it can, in time. I was better off with my ex, and hopefully I won't make the same mistakes with the next one that I did with her! The only problem is, is that my ex was pretty good looking, and didn't have kids! THAT will be a hard thing to duplicate again, but I NEVER settle for less... If there's one, there will be more!
Making this happen though, requires more of me than getting depressed browsing POF... It requires of me to get out more... Meet new people. Go to different venues. Go to new places. Killing my liver every night on these forums will make fuck all happen.
I truly want to believe that I am capable of doing more with my life, than being an isolated drunk. Perhaps if I focus, I will find someone that not only puts up with me, but likes me! Time will tell, but I must try... There MUST be someone out there that would be compatible, no? Won't find them on here though!
I like to ramble on, but that's about it!
Sometimes I debate closing all social media accounts... Fuck the forums, fuck FaceShit, fuck all social media, and just retain an email account. Maybe living away from the netz, and doing other shit with live people, isn't necessarily a bad thing... Food for thought!
Anyhow, it is what it is!
Be kind to yourself. Drink premium Vodka
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Be kind to yourself. Drink premium Vodka
I know, I know...
I'll probably never change much, but I really must... I should.
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Be kind to yourself. Drink premium Vodka
I know, I know...
I'll probably never change much, but I really must... I should.
Pretty sure you can buy Grey Goose for $35 where you live. Maybe less. Go ahead...
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Be kind to yourself. Drink premium Vodka
I know, I know...
I'll probably never change much, but I really must... I should.
Pretty sure you can buy Grey Goose for $35 where you live. Maybe less. Go ahead...
I'm pretty sure he can't.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Be kind to yourself. Drink premium Vodka
I know, I know...
I'll probably never change much, but I really must... I should.
Pretty sure you can buy Grey Goose for $35 where you live. Maybe less. Go ahead...
I'm pretty sure he can't.
Given his great expectations, I think Pip needs to stick to the beer! :001_rolleyes:

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Hey Mel what you need is a good Muslim wife:

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I hear you can get a nice blond one from Albania or the ex Yugoslavia.
Blindly submissive, obedient and kind. And she'll never leave you like the last one did.
However there is one catch. You'd have to convert to Islam, swear your allegiance to Allah, stop drinking, stop swearing and donate some of your hard earned wealth to the local Mosque. And don't forget the pilgramage to Mecca where you'd join the millions of your faith.
Miracles can happen Mel. You can get that lovely blond wife you're pining for.
You just have to give up something to get something.
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Be kind to yourself. Drink premium Vodka
I know, I know...
I'll probably never change much, but I really must... I should.
Pretty sure you can buy Grey Goose for $35 where you live. Maybe less. Go ahead...
I'm pretty sure he can't.
Given his great expectations, I think Pip needs to stick to the beer! :001_rolleyes:

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Gonna try this theory our next Sat. @ Pasa Tiempo
Smell the glove, I understand you are grieving the loss of your parents while still not being over your divorce..
I don't know you and I don't have any advice to offer other than alcohol is not the answer..
As for online dating, I know some people that have met people through dating sites..
Some of had success, others not..
I know Shen Li's mother is on at least one dating site.
Say, this one's a beauty....

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....she's the one fer you, Mel.
Such lovely pale blue eyes.
Aryan stock fer sure, eh?
Jo-Jo...
She could very well be Aryan stock... Most likely is... Sad but true!
Sadly, this is what is comes down to with women, Joe. We all know men age like wine, and women age like milk.
I am a good example of this... I look better now than most females that are 10 years younger than me do! I am not making this shit up, since I am usually very hard on myself!
I have been blesses with relatively decent physical genes... Most women my age have not been. They're fat and sagging, and wrinkled from sitting in the sun for 20 years, trying to tan themselves into looking like a Negro.
At this point? My only real option is to go younger... Plus, I don't have kids, I don't do kids, and I don't want kids, throws a whole other problem into the mix here... Most women have kids. The older they get, the better chance there is they've popped a few out!
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Jo-Jo...
She could very well be Aryan stock... Most likely is... Sad but true!
Sadly, this is what is comes down to with women, Joe. We all know men age like wine, and women age like milk.
I am a good example of this... I look better now than most females that are 10 years younger than me do! I am not making this shit up, since I am usually very hard on myself!
I have been blesses with relatively decent physical genes... Most women my age have not been. They're fat and sagging, and wrinkled from sitting in the sun for 20 years, trying to tan themselves into looking like a Negro.
At this point? My only real option is to go younger... Plus, I don't have kids, I don't do kids, and I don't want kids, throws a whole other problem into the mix here... Most women have kids. The older they get, the better chance there is they've popped a few out!
Good luck I guess.
ac_unsure
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Good luck I guess.
ac_unsure
It's a terrible problem, I know!
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:

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Not looking to get the "London Look" quite yet! :roll:
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:

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She looks like she could detonate any minute.
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:

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She looks like she could detonate any minute.
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:

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She looks like she could detonate any minute.
Hahahaha...
On a different note, I was just looking at a few past threads to see if there was anything different worth posting on, when I noticed DSM again. Christ that poor dickhead is on nearly every possible forum just trying to fit in. Once a bastard...always a bastard in his case. Lololololol
He likes to camp out. 365 days a year. Outdoorsy.
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
He likes to camp out. 365 days a year. Outdoorsy.
A different kind of camp comes to mind...indoorsy. :001_rolleyes:

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Well in that case, what you might consider for a mate, is a Mormon, Mel.
They've usually been raised with no alcohol, better diet, less junk food & all the vices plus the sinful lifestyle of most Western Women, eh Mel? And there appear to be a lotta divorced/separated 'uns in places like Utah. I've noticed many are trim, fit, nice, skin nice teeth and they're usually White.
Here's one I read about:

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....she was a good girl, 'till the age of 30, until the hormones kicked in and she wanted somethin' more in life rather than just be a baby machine. Anyways, she was charged with having a sex party with minors. Seems all that sexual and religious repression was just too much for her to bear. And she wanted to live it up
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/04/15/georgia-mom-arrested-teen-sex-pot-party/25848869/
...but if she's too wild, ya might just consider picking up a copy of the Book of Mormon and starting readin', eh Mel?

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They call it the Good Little Blue Book.
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Jo-Jo...
She could very well be Aryan stock... Most likely is... Sad but true!
Sadly, this is what is comes down to with women, Joe. We all know men age like wine, and women age like milk.
I am a good example of this... I look better now than most females that are 10 years younger than me do! I am not making this shit up, since I am usually very hard on myself!
I have been blesses with relatively decent physical genes... Most women my age have not been. They're fat and sagging, and wrinkled from sitting in the sun for 20 years, trying to tan themselves into looking like a Negro.
At this point? My only real option is to go younger... Plus, I don't have kids, I don't do kids, and I don't want kids, throws a whole other problem into the mix here... Most women have kids. The older they get, the better chance there is they've popped a few out!
Yeah a Mormon wife. Could probably have 5.
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:

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She looks like she could detonate any minute.
Hahahaha...
On a different note, I was just looking at a few past threads to see if there was anything different worth posting on, when I noticed DSM again. Christ that poor dickhead is on nearly every possible forum just trying to fit in. Once a bastard...always a bastard in his case. Lololololol
He use to come here to tell us we don't like him very much.
:001_rolleyes:
You don't seem to like him very much at all. You and SB even came at him on Blurtsome.
:001_rolleyes:
Quote from: "RW"
You don't seem to like him very much at all. You and SB even came at him on Blurtsome.
:001_rolleyes:
Yes, I know..
He reminds me everytime he posts where I do how poorly he was treated here..
My heart breaks for the emotional trauma he suffered..
Not as bad as the way Shen Li bullies Green Hornet, but still deserves honourable mention.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"
You don't seem to like him very much at all. You and SB even came at him on Blurtsome.
:001_rolleyes:
Yes, I know..
He reminds me everytime he posts where I do how poorly he was treated here..
My heart breaks for the emotional trauma he suffered..
Not as bad as the way Shen Li bullies Green Hornet, but still deserves honourable mention.
I think he's over it but it was pretty funny watching seoulbro bitch out on Blurt's board after being there all of a couple days...if that.
:laugh3:
Quote from: "RW"
I think he's over it but it was pretty funny watching seoulbro bitch out on Blurt's board after being there all of a couple days...if that.
:laugh3:
That's only because you don't like Seoul and he doesn't like you..
DSM likes to visit forums, stir the pot then run along..
He is a former BF poster after all.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"
I think he's over it but it was pretty funny watching seoulbro bitch out on Blurt's board after being there all of a couple days...if that.
:laugh3:
That's only because you don't like Seoul and he doesn't like you..
DSM likes to visit forums, stir the pot then run along..
He is a former BF poster after all.
It's extra funny because it was him. He doesn't seem to get on too well with others. :nea:
Dsm gets on fine on other boards. Isn't that weird?
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"
You don't seem to like him very much at all. You and SB even came at him on Blurtsome.
:001_rolleyes:
Yes, I know..
He reminds me everytime he posts where I do how poorly he was treated here..
My heart breaks for the emotional trauma he suffered..
Not as bad as the way Shen Li bullies Green Hornet, but still deserves honourable mention.
Rather too soft for a male to whine often about how he's treated.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"
I think he's over it but it was pretty funny watching seoulbro bitch out on Blurt's board after being there all of a couple days...if that.
:laugh3:
That's only because you don't like Seoul and he doesn't like you..
DSM likes to visit forums, stir the pot then run along..
He is a former BF poster after all.
That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"
I think he's over it but it was pretty funny watching seoulbro bitch out on Blurt's board after being there all of a couple days...if that.
:laugh3:
That's only because you don't like Seoul and he doesn't like you..
DSM likes to visit forums, stir the pot then run along..
He is a former BF poster after all.
That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
I didn't realise anyone was fighting about him.
Fuck that effeminate, bag-licking cocksucker DSM. He's as pathetic as Hornung and as big a fucking ass kisser as fucking soon. He's the only fucking BFtard that I truly can't fucking stand.
More importantly, why is anyone joining fucking Blurtsome? Blurt, asshole(asal the stunned twat Gambino cocksucker), pretend homo bob can post here, but the Iron Chink can't post there??
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Fuck that effeminate, bag-licking cocksucker DSM. He's as pathetic as Hornung and as big a fucking ass kisser as fucking soon. He's the only fucking BFtard that I truly can't fucking stand.
More importantly, why is anyone joining fucking Blurtsome? Blurt, asshole(asal the stunned twat Gambino cocksucker), pretend homo bob can post here, but the Iron Chink can't post there??
We all know seoulbro is soon just with a much better skirt to live under.
DSM is actually really funny when people aren't up his ass. I can't believe you're dissing asal. That one blows my mind.
Blurtsome doesn't exist anymore. Blurt got off the Serbian roller coaster.
Shows what little I know
1. soon is seoul? .. tell me it isn't so
2. Dsm is hilarious ... funniest poster I've ever seen .. he does appear to suck up elsewhere, but I thinks its just that he backs away from ruffling anyone
The avy put me off initially, but then I saw how funny he was
after what I saw of him I even recommended him here ... did he go all BF here? .. don't know or understand that at all .. and did not see any of him here so its a mystery to me
3. Moanreal went falsies up again?
Quote from: "OP"
I Need To Seek A Different Path...
You do .. and you won't
1. seoul is so much like soon it isn't even funny. He's more subtle and has a better skirt to hide under but he's a lippy little pet nonetheless.
2. DSM is pretty darn hilarious. After I cut giving him the gears, I could appreciate him a lot more. He doesn't live up to the Bastard Factory name. It's also embarrassing when you invite someone here because you think the people are great with good conversation to be had and they get treated like dirt (like banned for telling the resident pet to kiss off).
3. It moved and changed its name.
it was a simple misunderstanding that got blown way out of proportion. attempts were made to correct it and for whatever reason they failed. no big deal. internets full of em.... RW made a thred to squash the problem so that i could post without the whole thred getting torn to shit.... several ppl said 'i won't say shit to him. in fact, when he logs in i'll log the hell out and won't come back till hes gone'.... i've posted with several ppl that would probably get erections if folks had said that about them.... but i'm not that type.... and if that many folks have that big of an issue with me, it would be respectful of the board for me to fuck off.... so i did.... i wouldn't mind posting here occasionally but not at the cost of 3 or more posters.... theres nobody to blame really.... some folks just don't resonate well.... no harm. no foul.... and no hard feelings on my part....
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"
Get a young one who is too naive to know better.
That would be ideal.
Preferably if she was slightly retarded also, that would make my life easier... No need for an "uppity Western woman!" :roll:

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She looks like she could detonate any minute.
Hahahaha...
On a different note, I was just looking at a few past threads to see if there was anything different worth posting on, when I noticed DSM again. Christ that poor dickhead is on nearly every possible forum just trying to fit in. Once a bastard...always a bastard in his case. Lololololol
He use to come here to tell us we don't like him very much.
:001_rolleyes:
Yeah...that would be about right. He can be very bi-polar depending on how much weed he has smoked. I used to get along with him years ago before he went all ape_shit and bastardised.
When he openly admitted that he had no respect for women on more than a few occasions, I thought he was coming across as a bit of a clown. Then recently he said some very serious things about my own daughter and myself on a sexual level. If that wasn't enough, he further went on asking about my mother and how she was going, ending his question in Tick-Tock. My mother has terminal cancer and although it seems to be manageable at this stage, her body is riddled with tumours and there is no definite knowing of her life expectancy.
I don't like the man, and I sure as hell don't like what he stands for.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
He's not and like RW says, nobody is fighting. I like all the posters here, but some of RW's friends I can't stand. Number one on the list would be that enabling asskissing twat mimi. I'd like to beat the fucking hell out of her.
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
He's not and like RW says, nobody is fighting. I like all the posters here, but some of RW's friends I can't stand. Number one on the list would be that enabling asskissing twat mimi. I'd like to beat the fucking hell out of her.
Don't talk like a cunt, and I won't treat you like a cunt novice!!!!!
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
He's not and like RW says, nobody is fighting. I like all the posters here, but some of RW's friends I can't stand. Number one on the list would be that enabling asskissing twat mimi. I'd like to beat the fucking hell out of her.
You should learn to be more like me and get along well with everyone.
hahaha
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
He's not and like RW says, nobody is fighting. I like all the posters here, but some of RW's friends I can't stand. Number one on the list would be that enabling asskissing twat mimi. I'd like to beat the fucking hell out of her.
You should learn to be more like me and get along well with everyone.
hahaha
I'm fucking working on being a kinder, gentler Iron Chink. :001_tongue:
I had noticed. :D
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I had noticed. :D
I'm becoming too fucking lovable.
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That is not good. I like RW and Seoul. Both good contributors.
I don't know who DSM is, but he can't be worth fighting about.
He's not and like RW says, nobody is fighting. I like all the posters here, but some of RW's friends I can't stand. Number one on the list would be that enabling asskissing twat mimi. I'd like to beat the fucking hell out of her.
You should learn to be more like me and get along well with everyone.
hahaha
I'm fucking working on being a kinder, gentler Iron Chink. :001_tongue:
How's that working out for you?
:icon_wink:
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Shows what little I know
1. soon is seoul? .. tell me it isn't so
2. Dsm is hilarious ... funniest poster I've ever seen .. he does appear to suck up elsewhere, but I thinks its just that he backs away from ruffling anyone
The avy put me off initially, but then I saw how funny he was
after what I saw of him I even recommended him here ... did he go all BF here? .. don't know or understand that at all .. and did not see any of him here so its a mystery to me
3. Moanreal went falsies up again?
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I Need To Seek A Different Path...
You do .. and you won't
Ohh realllly???? Soon is Seoul? ac_umm :oeudC:
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2. Dsm is hilarious ... funniest poster I've ever seen .. he does appear to suck up elsewhere, but I thinks its just that he backs away from ruffling anyone
The avy put me off initially, but then I saw how funny he was
I like your posts CC, but DSM is a fucking criminal...there's nothing funny about that.
I was turned off with the name AND his avie...yuck! :beurk:
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I was turned off with the name AND his avie...yuck! :beurk:
Understandable...he's based it off Ed Gein...a serial killer of young women and necrophiliac! Go figure.
I figured it was something nasty.
Quote from: "smell the glove"
There was a time when I actually got out and did things... Even when I was married to my ex, which wasn't that long ago, we did a lot of things together.
After the divorce (which was probably 80% my fault anyhow), things seemed to abruptly change with me. I lost a lot of any 'passion' that I once had. Not sure why, exactly.
Now, with the recent death of my parents (both of whom died way before I ever expected them to), things are now exceptionally lonely here for me. I now have no family in the area at all, and a very small circle of friends (who in all reality most likely don't care if I lived or died).
Being single isn't the worst thing, but I do miss my ex. She almost brought about a little 'stability' in my life... It wasn't necessarily a bad thing, to be quite honest. Left to my own devices, I am now literally drinking myself to death, with the only company being the bottle, some shit on YouTube, and the occasional posts on forums...
This isn't exactly how I want to live the rest of my life... Single, alone, best friend the bottle and some crappy forum. I'm not complaining about the forums, but you know what I mean here.
I am destroying myself, slowly but surely. I woke up today with a big painful bump on the back of my head. After hitting the Vodka, no doubt I must have fallen into something here, or onto the floor.
I know there's slim chance I'll ever get my ex back, but it would be nice to have some companionship again. I think I'm ready...
Here's the problem, though... Online dating is shit. Look at these available women from my area... It gives you an idea of what I have to work with, as far as local singles:

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Is this even a chick^^^? Almost would have to grab it between the legs to make sure there's nothing dingling-dangling down there.

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Look what I'm dealing with here^^^. The stuff of nightmares.
So, I have concluded that online dating is not for me. I didn't meet my ex online, so odds are if I ever meet another female again, it won't be online either. This means that I've got to change up my style, and get out more often. It is the ONLY way.
I'm not that bad looking... average at least, with a decent enough physique. I have a full head of hair, and cash in the bank. I have the prerequisites for attracting a significant other that's at least slightly better than average. It's me that's holding back this potential.
I want this to happen. Hopefully it can, in time. I was better off with my ex, and hopefully I won't make the same mistakes with the next one that I did with her! The only problem is, is that my ex was pretty good looking, and didn't have kids! THAT will be a hard thing to duplicate again, but I NEVER settle for less... If there's one, there will be more!
Making this happen though, requires more of me than getting depressed browsing POF... It requires of me to get out more... Meet new people. Go to different venues. Go to new places. Killing my liver every night on these forums will make fuck all happen.
I truly want to believe that I am capable of doing more with my life, than being an isolated drunk. Perhaps if I focus, I will find someone that not only puts up with me, but likes me! Time will tell, but I must try... There MUST be someone out there that would be compatible, no? Won't find them on here though!
I like to ramble on, but that's about it!
Sometimes I debate closing all social media accounts... Fuck the forums, fuck FaceShit, fuck all social media, and just retain an email account. Maybe living away from the netz, and doing other shit with live people, isn't necessarily a bad thing... Food for thought!
Anyhow, it is what it is!
I mean this gently, but you should probably take some time to get good with you, so you can BE good companionship to another person, rather than just focusing on how to get someone to meet your need.
ohh ewww stop that ffs
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ohh ewww stop that ffs
What? What did i do? Lol.
isn't that what what Mel posted?
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Jo-Jo...
She could very well be Aryan stock... Most likely is... Sad but true!
Sadly, this is what is comes down to with women, Joe. We all know men age like wine, and women age like milk.
I am a good example of this... I look better now than most females that are 10 years younger than me do! I am not making this shit up, since I am usually very hard on myself!
I have been blesses with relatively decent physical genes... Most women my age have not been. They're fat and sagging, and wrinkled from sitting in the sun for 20 years, trying to tan themselves into looking like a Negro.
At this point? My only real option is to go younger... Plus, I don't have kids, I don't do kids, and I don't want kids, throws a whole other problem into the mix here... Most women have kids. The older they get, the better chance there is they've popped a few out!
"Popped out a few"? Is this the way you view motherhood? Perhaps your problem is this shallow approach to humanity?
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isn't that what what Mel posted?
i dunno... the handle says "smelltheglove" which is actualky pretty disturbing. Wth? Lol
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I mean this gently, but you should probably take some time to get good with you, so you can BE good companionship to another person, rather than just focusing on how to get someone to meet your need.
Here's the thing... I don't have any "needs" that I cannot fulfill myself.
I am 100% self sufficient in every way, shape and form. And yes, I even clean out my own shitter without worry, so it's sparkly white porcelain...
A female to me, isn't brought in to take care of my "needs." It's to just be there as a partner through life.
As such, and the position that I am in, I will not settle... I have standards that the majority of Western women just cannot meet. Too many decades of "Women's Lib" have ruined many women... Too many years of making the White male out as a useless bafoon have ruined things.
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I mean this gently, but you should probably take some time to get good with you, so you can BE good companionship to another person, rather than just focusing on how to get someone to meet your need.
Here's the thing... I don't have any "needs" that I cannot fulfill myself.
I am 100% self sufficient in every way, shape and form. And yes, I even clean out my own shitter without worry, so it's sparkly white porcelain...
A female to me, isn't brought in to take care of my "needs." It's to just be there as a partner through life.
As such, and the position that I am in, I will not settle... I have standards.
Thats called a need. You have alot of work to do internally. Anyone who hooks up with you right now would be the one settling.
You're just bitter since you probably don't fit my profile... I am sorry for that.
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You're just bitter since you probably don't fit my profile... I am sorry for that.
Im giving you valuable advice. Im happily married. And when you turn hard critisism around in that way and use it to inflate your ego, thats called "NPD". Just sayin. That mentality you just displayed is probably why you are divorced.
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the handle says "smelltheglove" which is actualky pretty disturbing. Wth? Lol
Ahhh. Shitty metal. Thats why i didnt know.
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"Popped out a few"? Is this the way you view motherhood? Perhaps your problem is this shallow approach to humanity?
I don't "do" kids. I don't have children of my own, and I refuse to date women that have kids.
If you like children? All the power to ya!
I don't.
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Ahhh. Shitty metal. Thats why i didnt know.
Spinal Tap was a comedic endeavor! A joke!
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"Popped out a few"? Is this the way you view motherhood? Perhaps your problem is this shallow approach to humanity?
I don't "do" kids. I don't have children of my own, and I refuse to date women that have kids.
If you like children? All the power to ya!
I don't.
So? That doesnt give you some pass to use degrading speech when describing mothers. Someone "popped" you out and raised your cocky ass, didnt she?
Yes. My drunken mother "popped" me out, which she should not have done.
As an only child, raised by drunks, I did not care for my upbringing.
I will say what I want, to whom I want, when I want, until I am banned...
Until then? Keep popping out kids, and the best of luck to you and your significant other.
Don't judge my choices.
My mother has always been a psychotic drunk. In fact, ive had to actually kick her out of my life entirely. She didnt raise me, but shes been around. My grandmother was my primary. However, some fucked up people do not devalue the whole. And thanks :) This is my 4th and last, and i assure you...its a whole lot more complicated than simply "popping" them out. You can say what you want, yes. But so can anyone else. Freedom of speech applies to everyone.
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Yes. My drunken mother "popped" me out, which she should not have done.
As an only child, raised by drunks, I did not care for my upbringing.
I will say what I want, to whom I want, when I want, until I am banned...
Until then? Keep popping out kids, and the best of luck to you and your significant other.
Don't judge my choices.
Stop being a little shit! :negative:
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My mother has always been a psychotic drunk. In fact, ive had to actually kick her out of my life entirely. She didnt raise me, but shes been around. My grandmother was my primary. However, some fucked up people do not devalue the whole. And thanks :) This is my 4th and last, and i assure you...its a whole lot more complicated than simply "popping" them out. You can say what you want, yes. But so can anyone else. Freedom of speech applies to everyone.
NICE!
We can now agree, and be friends online.
I don't mind kids, but know I am unable to raise my own properly, and cannot be in a position to raise other peoples kids (since they're not my business anyhow).
That's why I have a "no kids" policy. It ain't my job.
I also have a "No Fatts with Tatts" policy also, but we'll save that for another time!
Step parents are not really required to actually raise the kid, but if family life is not for you dont even try it. You could do alot of damage. Most women who are younger and dont have children will want to eventually. Your best bet is a woman your age with no children who has decided she doesnt want them. They are out there. What about fats without tats?
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Step parents are not really required to actually raise the kid, but if family life is not for you dont even try it. You could do alot of damage. Most women who are younger and dont have children will want to eventually. Your best bet is a woman your age with no children who has decided she doesnt want them. They are out there. What about fats without tats?
That's what I'm sayin'! Women without a bunch of kids (at my age) are rarer than the fucking Sasquatch!
And the ones that don't have kids, look like a can of crushed assholes!
I can only date younger, it seems... I don't like to date outside of a five year window from my age, but it looks like I have no other choice!
Those women are gonna want kids. I know women who are older, look good, are wonderful women who dont have or want children. They typically do alot of outreach work. My "spiritual mother" never was able to have children... so she became a sort of mother of many. Shes single, too. But shes pretty comfortable where she is in life.

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Those women are gonna want kids.
I know!
Trust me, I still miss my ex...
Iron-clad pre-nup is in order!
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Those women are gonna want kids.
I know!
Trust me, I still miss my ex...
Iron-clad pre-nup is in order!
I was in my 20's when my ex-wife (who was clever and in her 30's) took meh for everything. Meh Playstation 1 , meh 6 chickens, meh bonsai trees, meh CD's and meh credit-rating! If she had waited another 10 years she could of made a fortune out of meh! Sucked in! Hahahahahahahaaa...
I love this where Mel rejects Dove because she has kids and Dove is not the least bit interested in him. Hahaha
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I love this where Mel rejects Dove because she has kids and Dove is not the least bit interested in him. Hahaha
Shut up mole...everyone hates you! ac_lmfao
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I love this where Mel rejects Dove because she has kids and Dove is not the least bit interested in him. Hahaha
Id rather bang a downed power line.
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I love this where Mel rejects Dove because she has kids and Dove is not the least bit interested in him. Hahaha
Shut up mole...everyone hates you! ac_lmfao
Don't you have a pretend wife to tend to?
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I love this where Mel rejects Dove because she has kids and Dove is not the least bit interested in him. Hahaha
Shut up mole...everyone hates you! ac_lmfao
Don't you have a pretend wife to tend to?
RW...If I sat your face...you would and suck on my arsehole! But i won't and I'm happily married thank you! Ha! You're such a bitch! I kinda like ya! ac_biggrin
You aren't married. Not a fucking chance.
You sit alone at night, eating a bag of dicks and drinking your own tears.
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You aren't married. Not a fucking chance.
You sit alone at night, eating a bag of dicks and drinking your own tears.
I think you would actually believe that too! You're a desperate housewife that can't get her sex on!
Now...let's talk about the police! They need to be informed or do I have to do it?
We don't want this forum associated with paedophilia now do we?
You called it, NOW FUCKING DO IT!
No, I don't want pedo creeps on my server.
You'll see :)
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No, I don't want pedo creeps on my server.
You'll see :)
You'll see!
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No, I don't want pedo creeps on my server.
You'll see :)
You're accusing a man of paedophilia? Me. I hunt paedophiles and destroy them! Call the police and verify or STFU. After all...we all know what Canada likes in the porn stats don't we...google it!
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No, I don't want pedo creeps on my server.
You'll see :)
You're accusing a man of paedophilia? Me. I hunt paedophiles and destroy them! Call the police and verify or STFU. After all...we all know what Canada likes in the porn stats don't we...google it!
You make me frickin sick.
And this one...
If you look really close... you can see what looks like a naked person sitting on the couch in the reflection of his glasses.....lol
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If you look really close... you can see what looks like a naked person sitting on the couch in the reflection of his glasses.....lol
I will not be looking really close.
:laugh:
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If you look really close... you can see what looks like a naked person sitting on the couch in the reflection of his glasses.....lol
Awww Annie...you already PM'd me about that. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh ac_biggrin
What the hellllll Galium! You were waaay out of line ahole. RW didn't deserve that acc_angry And the threats on Dove, not cool acc_angry
Steer clear of that time bomb Annie. When smacked shit splatters.
Just because someone may be full of shit, doesn't mean that when smacked, a bunch of shit will go flying :sneaky2:
In this case it does.
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What the hellllll Galium! You were waaay out of line ahole. RW didn't deserve that acc_angry And the threats on Dove, not cool acc_angry
What the hellllll Annie! Don't take shit out of context ahole. They both worked together for a purpose and said some outlandish things...i just went along for the ride. :beurk:

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Wtf?
I edited my post, it wasn't meant for Gallium but looked like it. Ew
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I edited my post, it wasn't meant for Gallium but looked like it. Ew
Gallium is a disturbed individual.
Everyone is disturbed. In real life? Yes they are...
Online? Even moreso...
It's the way it is!
We're all nuts :yahoo: