Title: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 07:42:02 PM
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 07:42:02 PM
So I decided to browse around one of the local "organic" grocers... These places are often the favourite of the "yoga pants wearing" crowd. I browse in there, wasting time by reading labels, etc. I must've been in there for 30 minutes at least.
You know what I saw? Nothing but haggard fatts with tatts, dudes, and the elderly!
I'm seriously getting depressed about this North American epidemic! "John" was right. All men should avoid fatts with tatts until they get their asses to the gym. Just because many men are dumb, and will stick their stinky dinkies into a fatties cooter, does NOT make them attractive!
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Start hitting on 20 year olds? I don't want to go that route, but women just aren't aging well here! And women my age, with good looks, a toned bod, and without six kids from six different daddies, are as elusive as the fucking Sasquatch!
Damn!
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 07:44:41 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 07:44:41 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 07:48:43 PM
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 07:48:43 PM
Take a class yoga class.Quote from: "RW"
The problem with that, is that would look
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 07:50:18 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 07:50:18 PM
Move out of the city where women are friendlier.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 07:59:16 PM
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 07:59:16 PM
When I vacation in the Okanagan, I definitely notice a slight difference... They seem slightly less snooty and stuck up.
I've heard this before about Vancouver, and I'm not sure why this phenomenon exists here.
I like the geography here, but the women stink! Still seriously considering buying property in the Okanagan.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:01:54 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:01:54 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 23, 2016, 08:09:53 PM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 23, 2016, 08:09:53 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:11:17 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:11:17 PM
Now WTF do you care?
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 23, 2016, 08:16:09 PM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 23, 2016, 08:16:09 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:17:18 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:17:18 PM
zero. 0 Nil. Nothing else happening?Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
I have lots happening, none of which is your business :)
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 08:19:17 PM
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 08:19:17 PM
Hook up with Mandy.Quote from: "RW"
I see she found her way over here!
I only thought about that since Asia mentioned her handle...
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: mandy on June 23, 2016, 08:20:43 PM
Post by: mandy on June 23, 2016, 08:20:43 PM
Hook up with Mandy.Quote from: "RW"
Unavailable for hook up with your sloppy seconds.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 08:20:52 PM
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 08:20:52 PM
What attracts you to here and the other sites you visit?Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
She's actually bedridden, so the internet is literally her only connection to the outside world!~
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:24:14 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:24:14 PM
Hook up with Mandy.Quote from: "RW"
Unavailable for hook up with your sloppy seconds.
ROFL! My sloppy seconds are NOT smelly Melly.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:24:37 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:24:37 PM
What attracts you to here and the other sites you visit?Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
She's actually bedridden, so the internet is literally her only connection to the outside world!~
I'm actually not bedridden.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2016, 08:26:43 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2016, 08:26:43 PM
I'm trying to get out and meet the womenz, real womenz, not fatties with more tattoos than a biker... Fatts with Tatts, LOLZ! Not fatties with a half dozen kids. Since I am a real man, I need to find a real woman and show her just what it's like to live like a queen!Quote from: "smell the glove"
So I decided to browse around one of the local "organic" grocers... These places are often the favourite of the "yoga pants wearing" crowd. I browse in there, wasting time by reading labels, etc. I must've been in there for 30 minutes at least.
You know what I saw? Nothing but haggard fatts with tatts, dudes, and the elderly!
I'm seriously getting depressed about this North American epidemic! "John" was right. All men should avoid fatts with tatts until they get their asses to the gym. Just because many men are dumb, and will stick their stinky dinkies into a fatties cooter, does NOT make them attractive!
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Start hitting on 20 year olds? I don't want to go that route, but women just aren't aging well here! And women my age, with good looks, a toned bod, and without six kids from six different daddies, are as elusive as the fucking Sasquatch!
Damn!
Gordy Gambino spends a lot of time and money in Pattaya, Thailand. You may want to try that.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:27:58 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 08:27:58 PM
HAHAHA
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 09:22:42 PM
Post by: smell the glove on June 23, 2016, 09:22:42 PM
Gordy Gambino spends a lot of time and money in Pattaya, Thailand. You may want to try that.Quote from: "Shen Li"
Gordy and I in Pattaya? Gotta admit, that would be one hell of a party!
However, not so sure I'm into the "sex tourism" thing...
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 09:26:49 PM
Post by: RW on June 23, 2016, 09:26:49 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 09:19:45 AM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 09:19:45 AM
zero. 0 Nil. Nothing else happening?Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
I have lots happening, none of which is your business :)
Nor would I want it to be.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 10:40:14 AM
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 10:40:14 AM
zero. 0 Nil. Nothing else happening?Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
I have lots happening, none of which is your business :)
Nor would I want it to be.
Then why the fuck did you ask then?
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 12:40:10 PM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 12:40:10 PM
What attracts you to here and the other sites you visit?Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
She's actually bedridden, so the internet is literally her only connection to the outside world!~
Yeah. Wouldn't assume so, but some things are obvious.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 01:02:08 PM
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 01:02:08 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 05:30:26 PM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 05:30:26 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 05:56:23 PM
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 05:56:23 PM
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 07:40:47 PM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on June 24, 2016, 07:40:47 PM
Good time for another. Someone said it was Friday night.
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 08:51:06 PM
Post by: RW on June 24, 2016, 08:51:06 PM
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Good time for another. Someone said it was Friday night.
I was at a keg party a couple weekends ago and they had Blue Moon. It's really good!
Title: Re: OK, I'm trying...
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2016, 09:11:35 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2016, 09:11:35 PM
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Good time for another. Someone said it was Friday night.
I was at a keg party a couple weekends ago and they had Blue Moon. It's really good!
I have never liked beer.