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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Annie on June 29, 2016, 02:29:13 AM

Title: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on June 29, 2016, 02:29:13 AM
Today I thought I'd WD40 the pull cord on the ceiling fan. I was hoping that would work so I wouldn't have to take it apart and replace the cord.  It didn't work but I managed to look up with my mouth open at perfect timing. This was hours ago and I can still smell/taste it  :oeudC:



Sooo, what's the worst thing in your mouth?  :laugh:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: RW on June 29, 2016, 02:33:28 AM
I was filling my mom's oil diffuser a while back and I used a plastic cup to do it.  After I was done, I put the cup on the counter next to my water cup.  Later, I went to take a drink and drank Lime Verbena oil instead.  We had to call poison control.  I was fine except for the verbena breath for the rest of the night.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on June 29, 2016, 02:40:21 AM
Ohhh omgawd ew
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: smell the glove on June 29, 2016, 02:52:49 AM
Many years ago I used to deliver janitorial supplies.  One of my customers was a Sikh temple in Surrey.  They are always wanting to share food, treats, etc.  One day I made the mistake to accept some kind of treat, and I put it in my mouth.



Let me just say that it wasn't my thing.  The problem was, was that I still had to wait for some other guy to sign off the delivery slip, and I couldn't just spit out the treat.  Nor did I want to swallow it.



It was the most agonizing 10 minutes or so of my mouths life.



When I finally got back to my work van, I spat it out.



The ingredients must have somehow fused to my tongue, since that was all I could taste for the next 12 hours.



Ethnic cuisine...  Never again!
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: smell the glove on June 29, 2016, 02:56:23 AM
And to put that into perspective, I had to siphon gasoline out of one of my old vehicles...  I didn't time it quite right, and got a mouthful of gasoline.



Still, the gasoline wasn't as bad as the "treat."
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: RW on June 29, 2016, 03:06:07 AM
Was it a gritty Timbit that tasted like rose perfume?
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on June 29, 2016, 03:06:17 AM
:beurk:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: smell the glove on June 29, 2016, 03:14:28 AM
Quote from: "RW"Was it a gritty Timbit that tasted like rose perfume?


It was a timbit like treat, that I know.  The taste?  It may have been rose perfume-ish...  I can't quite remember exactly now, but it was horrid.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: smell the glove on June 29, 2016, 03:19:39 AM
I just know I had to hold it in my mouth for ten minutes or so, since it wouldn't have been respectful to spit it out on the temple floor.



In that time, whatever was in it, had fused into my tongue and cheek.  It was bad.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 11:55:24 AM
Pig urine and feces..



My husband and I were driving on Deerfoot Trail North on a warm summer day with the passenger window down where I was sitting..



My husband passed a livestock hauler taking pigs to the Olymel plant in Red Deer..



I had my mouth open at the exact wrong second and got some flying debris in my mouth..

 :beurk:

I insisted he exit first chance he got so I could buy mouthwash or whatever I could get my hands on in the shortest time possible.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2016, 12:05:16 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Pig urine and feces..



My husband and I were driving on Deerfoot Trail North on a warm summer day with the passenger window down where I was sitting..



My husband passed a livestock hauler taking pigs to the Olymel plant in Red Deer..



I had my mouth open at the exact wrong second and got some flying debris in my mouth..

 :beurk:

I insisted he exit first chance he got so I could buy mouthwash or whatever I could get my hands on in the shortest time possible.

I shouldn't laugh, but :laugh3:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Renee on June 30, 2016, 03:22:34 PM
Tough question.....but so far I can't believe no one has said "vomit".



I don't know about anyone else but nothing tastes good coming back up.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: kiebers on June 30, 2016, 04:09:04 PM
There is a mental aspect as well. Not only does it taste bad but totally freaks you out at the same time....



I hate people that dip and use a soda can or bottle to spit in. That's all I'm gonna say.......
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on June 30, 2016, 10:46:12 PM
Ya puke has to be one of the worst tastes in the mouth. Depending what you've eaten, the chunks and acidity and whether it gets "stuck" coming up.....
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: chuck wagon on June 30, 2016, 11:16:17 PM
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on pork chops
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2016, 12:31:36 AM
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on pork chops

Bunk house food. :thumbup:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 01, 2016, 03:06:29 AM
I cook pork chops with tomato, cream of mushroom or cream of celery soup....mmmmm oh and I add onions.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2016, 03:15:15 AM
Quote from: "Annie"I cook pork chops with tomato, mushroom or celery soup....mmmmm oh and I add onions.

I do not like to drown a good chop. Marinate them in lemon juice, pineapple juice and garlic for a few hours and then on the barbie. That is the way I like them.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 01, 2016, 04:22:57 AM
Marinating is also drowning them  :sneaky2:   ac_smile
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 01, 2016, 04:40:24 AM
I'm going to a festival with my daughter and watching some fireworks. What are you doing, Mel?
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Renee on July 01, 2016, 09:25:27 AM
Quote from: "Annie"I'm going to a festival with my daughter and watching some fireworks. What are you doing, Mel?


Whatever it is, he probably won't remember it when he wakes up from his alcohol induced black out. :laugh3:



Probably for the best as well.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2016, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: "Annie"Marinating is also drowning them  :sneaky2:   ac_smile

It absorbs flavour, but it is not drowning them..



Anything we barbeque I marinade the day before.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2016, 12:31:02 PM
Quote from: "Annie"I'm going to a festival with my daughter and watching some fireworks. What are you doing, Mel?

I am not going to any fireworks this year.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Love Blob on July 04, 2016, 02:52:03 AM
Quote from: "Annie"I'm going to a festival with my daughter and watching some fireworks. What are you doing, Mel?


I cruised in my 4.6...  With my ragtop down so my hair can blow!



I should've spent the extra and bought a good used 2011 5.0! 4.6 doesn't even work with Vanilla Ice rap!  :sneaky2:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:



All in all, I kept a low profile, for the most part, and stayed out of trouble.  That is a highlight for me...  Just trying to stay outta trouble!
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2016, 12:19:51 PM
Quote from: "Love Blob"
Quote from: "Annie"I'm going to a festival with my daughter and watching some fireworks. What are you doing, Mel?


I cruised in my 4.6...  With my ragtop down so my hair can blow!



I should've spent the extra and bought a good used 2011 5.0! 4.6 doesn't even work with Vanilla Ice rap!  :sneaky2:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:



All in all, I kept a low profile, for the most part, and stayed out of trouble.  That is a highlight for me...  Just trying to stay outta trouble!

Vanilla Ice.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Love Blob on July 05, 2016, 04:22:31 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Vanilla Ice.

 :laugh:


No joke!



I'm not afraid to blast Vanilla Ice with my top down!



It's hilarious!  In fact, people seem to love it!
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 05, 2016, 09:08:46 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Annie"I cook pork chops with tomato, mushroom or celery soup....mmmmm oh and I add onions.

I do not like to drown a good chop. Marinate them in lemon juice, pineapple juice and garlic for a few hours and then on the barbie. That is the way I like them.

Nice Herman. Gotta try that. :thumbup:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2016, 12:02:39 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Annie"I cook pork chops with tomato, mushroom or celery soup....mmmmm oh and I add onions.

I do not like to drown a good chop. Marinate them in lemon juice, pineapple juice and garlic for a few hours and then on the barbie. That is the way I like them.

Nice Herman. Gotta try that. :thumbup:

My husband likes creamy sauces, but I prefer something like that too.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Blurt on July 06, 2016, 02:45:49 AM
ac_smile
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Punta on July 06, 2016, 03:56:26 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"ac_smile


I really want to reply also, but I won't, out of respect...
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 06, 2016, 08:17:59 AM
I tried seal once. Never again.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 06, 2016, 08:55:25 AM
Quote from: "Velvet"I tried seal once. Never again.

                        I tried Iguana.    Never again.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2016, 02:24:00 PM
There are places in Canada that sell farm raised alligator meat from Florida.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2016, 04:51:21 PM
Iguana probably tastes like gator.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2016, 08:21:27 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Iguana probably tastes like gator.

I will be happy if I never find out on my own.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 07, 2016, 09:47:30 PM
I've accidentley eaten a mosquito. It bit my cheek, I swatted it and as I breathed in, it flew into my mouth and down my throat....Tickly little bugger.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2016, 09:51:10 PM
Quote from: "Annie"I've accidentley eaten a mosquito. It bit my cheek, I swatted it and as I breathed in, it flew into my mouth and down my throat....Tickly little bugger.

Did it taste like chicken?
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 07, 2016, 09:58:16 PM
Nope, it was a weird experience though. The tickly scratchy legs kicking as it was lodged in the back of my throat. I tried to gag it out but it had gone down so far so I just drank a glass of water and down it completely went! It had just sucked some blood from me so I ended up getting my blood back in me.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 12:25:11 PM
Quote from: "Annie"I've accidentley eaten a mosquito. It bit my cheek, I swatted it and as I breathed in, it flew into my mouth and down my throat....Tickly little bugger.

A "friend" of mine dropped a dead fly in my bottle of beer and I drank it.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 08, 2016, 08:42:15 PM
Mmmmm dead fly......



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Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 09:29:34 PM
Quote from: "Annie"Mmmmm dead fly......



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A little protein with your beer.
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Annie on July 08, 2016, 09:45:24 PM
When I was a teen I went to a few house parties. Seemed that at everyone, I somehow drank a beer with a cig butt in it.  :beurk:
Title: Re: What's The Worst in your Mouth
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 09:48:53 PM
Quote from: "Annie"When I was a teen I went to a few house parties. Seemed that at everyone, I somehow drank a beer with a cig butt in it.  :beurk:

I can't remember if I ever swallowed one. ac_umm
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