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Title: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: JOE on July 05, 2016, 01:19:37 AM
...were you one of those guys who worked on the rig?

Lifting up the drill, positioning it?



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Is that what they call the 'roughnecks' or less flattering...the 'rig pig'?

Give us the details.

I'm interested to know what goes on in the rigs, what the working conditions are like, the hours, etc.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2016, 11:46:56 AM
That is a huge rig floor Joe..



You can't even see the dog house..



My husband's company installs and maintains the top drives on drilling rigs.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2016, 01:46:58 PM
I started out as a leasehand on a small double drilling rig right after I graduated from high school. I moved up to roughneck and graduated to motors by the time my first spring break came around. It was a long spring break up, so I went to a service rig contractor that was working around Kindersley. I did that for one year and was already a derrick hand and relief operator. I went back to drilling rigs as a motor hand and quickly moved up the stick. Went to big triples working in the Peace country as a derrick man and they had me relief drilling. Passed my first line well control and BOP tickets at Enform and got my own rig. I drilled for 3 years, including one overseas and started relief pushing. I passed my second line well control certs. Our toolpush died of a heart attack and I became a full time rig manager. I did that for 5 years, 4 of them overseas and came back to Canada as a consultant or drilling supervisor. I have been doing that ever since.

 

Most of my years in the upstream patch have been outside Canada. I hope to only work winters after this year. Farming is what I want to do.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: kiebers on July 05, 2016, 03:36:41 PM
You just confused him Herman... :laugh:  :laugh:

If you broke those positions down for him, not only would it take severl "max character" posts, he would never be able to understand everything that goes on.

Google is your friend on this one J0E.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2016, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"You just confused him Herman... :laugh:  :laugh:

If you broke those positions down for him, not only would it take severl "max character" posts, he would never be able to understand everything that goes on.

Google is your friend on this one J0E.

Google is what you do if you want to know what a roughneck does. If you want to know what Herman does, you ask him.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: JOE on July 06, 2016, 01:33:51 AM
Quote from: "kiebers"You just confused him Herman... :laugh:  :laugh:

If you broke those positions down for him, not only would it take severl "max character" posts, he would never be able to understand everything that goes on.

Google is your friend on this one J0E.


I don't claim that I know anything. It does however, look like incredibly dangerous backbreaking work. A mans job for sure. I wonder how many fingers, hands or limbs have been lost in work related accidents. Must be a lot of fatalities too.



Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: kiebers on July 06, 2016, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "kiebers"You just confused him Herman... :laugh:  :laugh:

If you broke those positions down for him, not only would it take severl "max character" posts, he would never be able to understand everything that goes on.

Google is your friend on this one J0E.

Google is what you do if you want to know what a roughneck does. If you want to know what Herman does, you ask him.

You totally missed the point of my statement.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 06, 2016, 10:08:58 AM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "kiebers"You just confused him Herman... :laugh:  :laugh:

If you broke those positions down for him, not only would it take severl "max character" posts, he would never be able to understand everything that goes on.

Google is your friend on this one J0E.

Google is what you do if you want to know what a roughneck does. If you want to know what Herman does, you ask him.

You totally missed the point of my statement.

I totally get it and I agree with you.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: cc on July 06, 2016, 02:48:15 PM
Joe certainly is Joe. He did manage to get Herm's very interesting career story out
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Renee on July 06, 2016, 03:10:01 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"Joe certainly is Joe. He did manage to get Herm's very interesting career story out


That's because Joe puts everyone at ease and makes them open up. :dirol:



Shit, wrong thread. :oeudC:
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: cc on July 06, 2016, 03:25:42 PM
lol



OOPS ... I left out the key word "inadvertently"
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: JOE on July 06, 2016, 03:43:43 PM
Well folks, if someone offered me a job on the rigs, and I was (fool)hardy enough to accept, I'd be glad to make it through just 1 twelve hour shift I should think. I tried my hand at construction, and that was bad enough. After some near mishaps on the job, I was relieved to make it out alive, with my hearing intact, my eyes, and retain the ability to walk. Nails through steel toed workboots. Saws cutting right into the glove right next to the finger tip. Nailguns accidentally shooting nails like bullets at your head. 400 lb beams that can land on you if someone can't hold the load. Frug, who cares about the money. I just wanted my life and ta come in one piece!



I can't imagine how dangerous that kind of work is on the rigs. The way they string those chains up and they wind around. There must be a lotta fingers, hands and arms lost in those 'tings. It's stressful just looking at it.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 06, 2016, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I started out as a leasehand on a small double drilling rig right after I graduated from high school. I moved up to roughneck and graduated to motors by the time my first spring break came around. It was a long spring break up, so I went to a service rig contractor that was working around Kindersley. I did that for one year and was already a derrick hand and relief operator. I went back to drilling rigs as a motor hand and quickly moved up the stick. Went to big triples working in the Peace country as a derrick man and they had me relief drilling. Passed my first line well control and BOP tickets at Enform and got my own rig. I drilled for 3 years, including one overseas and started relief pushing. I passed my second line well control certs. Our toolpush died of a heart attack and I became a full time rig manager. I did that for 5 years, 4 of them overseas and came back to Canada as a consultant or drilling supervisor. I have been doing that ever since.

 

Most of my years in the upstream patch have been outside Canada. I hope to only work winters after this year. Farming is what I want to do.


Interesting Herman. When you talk motors, your must be referring to very large electric motors? What's the voltage, load in amps, would think DC drives? Powered from the grid or generators? Sounds like interesting work.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 06, 2016, 06:19:42 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I started out as a leasehand on a small double drilling rig right after I graduated from high school. I moved up to roughneck and graduated to motors by the time my first spring break came around. It was a long spring break up, so I went to a service rig contractor that was working around Kindersley. I did that for one year and was already a derrick hand and relief operator. I went back to drilling rigs as a motor hand and quickly moved up the stick. Went to big triples working in the Peace country as a derrick man and they had me relief drilling. Passed my first line well control and BOP tickets at Enform and got my own rig. I drilled for 3 years, including one overseas and started relief pushing. I passed my second line well control certs. Our toolpush died of a heart attack and I became a full time rig manager. I did that for 5 years, 4 of them overseas and came back to Canada as a consultant or drilling supervisor. I have been doing that ever since.

 

Most of my years in the upstream patch have been outside Canada. I hope to only work winters after this year. Farming is what I want to do.

LOLZ, spring break. Herm meant spring break up when the rigs cannot get into skeg country.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2016, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "kiebers"You just confused him Herman... :laugh:  :laugh:

If you broke those positions down for him, not only would it take severl "max character" posts, he would never be able to understand everything that goes on.

Google is your friend on this one J0E.


I don't claim that I know anything. It does however, look like incredibly dangerous backbreaking work. A mans job for sure. I wonder how many fingers, hands or limbs have been lost in work related accidents. Must be a lot of fatalities too.




That is one old obsolete piece of shit of a rig. I can't remember the last time I had a rig with spinning chains on any lese I supervised.



And so you know Joe, leasehand and floorhand are entry level jobs. Motor hand requires a little more knowledge and is the last step before you are standing on the monkey board and running the circulation system.  



There are lots of other jobs that service the drilling rig. From power ting hand to water hauler to wireline to MWD hand there are lots of different jobs in the upstream patch besides working twelve hour tours, two weeks on and one week off.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 11:50:32 AM
Very interesting Herman. :thumbup:
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 03:06:02 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"Very interesting Herman. :thumbup:

It has paid the bills for the past three decades.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "seoulbro"Very interesting Herman. :thumbup:

It has paid the bills for the past three decades.

People have remarked about my job being exciting. But your job has taken you around the world. My job takes me to Kenora. ac_boring
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: JOE on July 08, 2016, 08:27:36 PM
Quote from: "Herman"That is one old obsolete piece of shit of a rig. I can't remember the last time I had a rig with spinning chains on any lese I supervised.


...OK, so how about this one?







I was thinkin' if those forceps in that piece of machinery ever caught your limb or loose piece of clothing, something'd be missing, that's fer sure!



Someone could accidentally die by hanging if their safety line got caught in one of those things.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2016, 09:25:10 PM
it's derrick hand on a service rig. They are called elevators that he is throwing the tubing into. It's not dangerous, but if he misses and he gets a stand caught up while tripping he might get run off by the consultant or the push.



I can do completions and workovers too by the way.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 09, 2016, 12:34:44 PM
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Herm, when did you start your bird fluffing enterprise. Probably doesn't pay that well?
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 09, 2016, 12:45:21 PM
^While you are at the wheel Renee, move this post to the Misc thread where it belongs. Move mine along with it.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 09, 2016, 12:49:09 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^While you are at the wheel Renee, move this post to the Misc thread where it belongs. Move mine along with it.


As I said, those Macaws really get to you. Is there something wrong with the photo Lucy? Don't like birds?
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 09, 2016, 12:51:02 PM
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Herm, when did you start your bird fluffing enterprise. Probably doesn't pay that well?

What in the hell  is wrong with this photo? Sick folks
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 09, 2016, 12:51:45 PM
^UR still fucking here. No brains and no fucking shame.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: deadskinmask on July 09, 2016, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^UR still fucking here. No brains and no fucking shame.

hes been stomped too long. him and gallium both.... i'm not saying they ever were 'good ppl' but they weren't always like this.... negative attention is all they know. all they really understand at this point. they don't care what they post anymore. and you can't make em feel bad about it because anything you post is still better than what they see in the mirror.... ppl like them have no self-control. they can't tell themselves to log-out.... they only make an annoyance of themselves till someone else takes away their ability to log-in.... or kills them.... whichever comes first....
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 09, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^UR still fucking here. No brains and no fucking shame.

hes been stomped too long. him and gallium both.... i'm not saying they ever were 'good ppl' but they weren't always like this.... negative attention is all they know. all they really understand at this point. they don't care what they post anymore. and you can't make em feel bad about it because anything you post is still better than what they see in the mirror.... ppl like them have no self-control. they can't tell themselves to log-out.... they only make an annoyance of themselves till someone else takes away their ability to log-in.... or kills them.... whichever comes first....


Really hoping your Parole officer missed the kid MaCaw photo.  You've got enough issues happening. Keep dreaming little buddy.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 09, 2016, 02:27:12 PM
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Dead do you get the same rush from Iguanas as birds?
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: JOE on July 09, 2016, 02:33:40 PM
$20 - reptiles have to be the most hideous creatures on the planet.



If your Costa Rica is teeming with them, then you can have it.



I'd rather live somewhere else.


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Dead do you get the same rush from Iguanas as birds?
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: deadskinmask on July 09, 2016, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^UR still fucking here. No brains and no fucking shame.

hes been stomped too long. him and gallium both.... i'm not saying they ever were 'good ppl' but they weren't always like this.... negative attention is all they know. all they really understand at this point. they don't care what they post anymore. and you can't make em feel bad about it because anything you post is still better than what they see in the mirror.... ppl like them have no self-control. they can't tell themselves to log-out.... they only make an annoyance of themselves till someone else takes away their ability to log-in.... or kills them.... whichever comes first....


Really hoping your Parole officer missed the kid MaCaw photo.  You've got enough issues happening. Keep dreaming little buddy.


i'll tell you the same thing i told you when you asked me to try to clean up your mess with the b*tards.... its not the situation. its how you respond to it.... do you think you're the first person to encounter negativity online? i promise, you're not.... but you constantly present yourself as the lowest hanging fruit. its as if you force yourself to be the target.... pure insanity.... you counter pedophillia accusations by posting more naked kids.... what the fuck is that about? lol. well.... doesn't matter. you are what you are.... good luck with it.... :(
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 09, 2016, 09:07:30 PM
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Dead do you get the same rush from Iguanas as birds?




Dead didn't you tell me you were IP banned from here? Looks like they are happy to have you back. Easy to understand. This place runs on guess, assumption, and enuendo. Anyway it looks like we are doing our best. What's the specialty tonight? Chicken fried steak? Easy on the Iguanas tho little buddy.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Anonymous on July 09, 2016, 09:36:56 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Dead do you get the same rush from Iguanas as birds?




Dead didn't you tell me you were IP banned from here? Looks like they are happy to have you back. Easy to understand. This place runs on guess, assumption, and enuendo. Anyway it looks like we are doing our best. What's the specialty tonight? Chicken fried steak? Easy on the Iguanas tho little buddy.

Then you should go to the dark side of the web with your sicko friend Galli.
Title: Re: So Herman, what was your past occupation(s)?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on July 11, 2016, 08:59:04 AM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^UR still fucking here. No brains and no fucking shame.

hes been stomped too long. him and gallium both.... i'm not saying they ever were 'good ppl' but they weren't always like this.... negative attention is all they know. all they really understand at this point. they don't care what they post anymore. and you can't make em feel bad about it because anything you post is still better than what they see in the mirror.... ppl like them have no self-control. they can't tell themselves to log-out.... they only make an annoyance of themselves till someone else takes away their ability to log-in.... or kills them.... whichever comes first....


Really hoping your Parole officer missed the kid MaCaw photo.  You've got enough issues happening. Keep dreaming little buddy.


i'll tell you the same thing i told you when you asked me to try to clean up your mess with the b*tards.... its not the situation. its how you respond to it.... do you think you're the first person to encounter negativity online? i promise, you're not.... but you constantly present yourself as the lowest hanging fruit. its as if you force yourself to be the target.... pure insanity.... you counter pedophillia accusations by posting more naked kids.... what the fuck is that about? lol. well.... doesn't matter. you are what you are.... good luck with it.... :(


Is this why you hide out in the swamp? Naw.. Not trading lifestyles with a swamp okie, that watches cartoons all day. The cartoon thing has become obvious.