...which I think is a good thing.
I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel... SHIT! Shit in the tread of the shoe!
Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store... Then you'd smell the shit! Was it me? Did I shit my pants? Did the guy behind me shit his pants? Who shit their fucking pants?
Only later, do you realize that your shoes are caked with shit!
Tracking shit into the house, not knowing the shit is hiding in the tread... Tracking shit all over the carpet.
You know, I think it's a very good idea for people to pick up their shit.
I also know the havok just one individual could create, by placing shit in just the right locations... SINISTER!
My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Nice!
SINISTER!
We dont have a high enough population for dog poop be an issue...
My dogs just shit on the side of the street...
The poop gets dissolved by rain or something.
RW, why do you hide lately?
I know you're there... Why hide?
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...which I think is a good thing.
I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel... SHIT! Shit in the tread of the shoe!
Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store... Then you'd smell the shit! Was it me? Did I shit my pants? Did the guy behind me shit his pants? Who shit their fucking pants?
Well if you were out on a date.......chances are it was you.
Nice touch trying to blame it on some dog.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that don't pick up their dogs shit.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit.
Seriously? You "hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit"? Why pray tell is that?
That's why I wouldn't want to own a dog, because you have to clean up after them all the time. Plus, anytime a dog owner puts their hands on the dog's chit, they're exposing themselves to the dog's toxins and potentially infectious bacteria which can get their system. If it doesn't get on the owner's hands, then they can get it on their clothes or shoes and they track it into the house and possibly infect other people they have contact with.
If I was gonna own a pet, it'd be a cat because they're self-sufficient and most cats find a way to bury their chit or hide it somewhere in a bush where people don't step on it.
Any event, dog chit or chit of any kind really stinks. In that regard, humans and creatures are not that different and we truly are created equal.
Quote from: "Love Blob"
...which I think is a good thing.
I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel... SHIT! Shit in the tread of the shoe!
Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store... Then you'd smell the shit! Was it me? Did I shit my pants? Did the guy behind me shit his pants? Who shit their fucking pants?
Only later, do you realize that your shoes are caked with shit!
Tracking shit into the house, not knowing the shit is hiding in the tread... Tracking shit all over the carpet.
You know, I think it's a very good idea for people to pick up their shit.
I also know the havok just one individual could create, by placing shit in just the right locations... SINISTER!
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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit.
Seriously? You "hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit"? Why pray tell is that?
Sorry about the word I left out. Do you have a dog Renee?
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit.
Seriously? You "hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit"? Why pray tell is that?
Sorry about the word I left out. Do you have a dog Renee?
3 and yes I clean up after them.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit.
Seriously? You "hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit"? Why pray tell is that?
Sorry about the word I left out. Do you have a dog Renee?
3 and yes I clean up after them.
Would t have any doubts about it. :thumbup: Big dogs or small? Mostly Euros and Gringos in my neighbor hood. The Euros never pick it up. I leave plastic bags on my wall. Most Gringos get it.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit.
Seriously? You "hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit"? Why pray tell is that?
Sorry about the word I left out. Do you have a dog Renee?
3 and yes I clean up after them.
Would t have any doubts about it. :thumbup: Big dogs or small? Mostly Euros and Gringos in my neighbor hood. The Euros never pick it up. I leave plastic bags on my wall. Most Gringos get it.
Two smaller dogs and one medium sized dog.
I always have bags with me. I find them in my purse, my truck and my pockets. With three dogs you can never have enough shit bags.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Probably right, especially if your luck is typically shitty. I hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit.
Seriously? You "hate assholes that pick up their dogs shit"? Why pray tell is that?
Sorry about the word I left out. Do you have a dog Renee?
3 and yes I clean up after them.
Would t have any doubts about it. :thumbup: Big dogs or small? Mostly Euros and Gringos in my neighbor hood. The Euros never pick it up. I leave plastic bags on my wall. Most Gringos get it.
Two smaller dogs and one medium sized dog.
I always have bags with me. I find them in my purse, my truck and my pockets. With three dogs you can never have enough shit bags.
Solid advice. Thanks for picking it up.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Whoever said that is an asshole.
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That's why I wouldn't want to own a dog, because you have to clean up after them all the time. Plus, anytime a dog owner puts their hands on the dog's chit, they're exposing themselves to the dog's toxins and potentially infectious bacteria which can get their system. If it doesn't get on the owner's hands, then they can get it on their clothes or shoes and they track it into the house and possibly infect other people they have contact with.
If I was gonna own a pet, it'd be a cat because they're self-sufficient and most cats find a way to bury their chit or hide it somewhere in a bush where people don't step on it.
Any event, dog chit or chit of any kind really stinks. In that regard, humans and creatures are not that different and we truly are created equal.
Quote from: "Love Blob"
...which I think is a good thing.
I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel... SHIT! Shit in the tread of the shoe!
Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store... Then you'd smell the shit! Was it me? Did I shit my pants? Did the guy behind me shit his pants? Who shit their fucking pants?
Only later, do you realize that your shoes are caked with shit!
Tracking shit into the house, not knowing the shit is hiding in the tread... Tracking shit all over the carpet.
You know, I think it's a very good idea for people to pick up their shit.
I also know the havok just one individual could create, by placing shit in just the right locations... SINISTER!
Cats shit in people's gardens.
Dog shit is fine in terms of toxins. Most people use bags and know to wash their hands after touching shit. Cat shit, on the other hand, contains a parasite called toxoplasma gondii. Pregnant women and those immunocompromised are instructed to avoid it.
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
:t1929:
Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck.......... :laugh3:
Whoever said that is an asshole.
:laugh3: Maybe but I prefer to think of them as optimistic...
Sorry but whenever anyone ELSE steps in dog shit.....it's funny. :laugh3:
When my dog shits, it fertilizes my crops. ac_dance
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That's why I wouldn't want to own a dog, because you have to clean up after them all the time. Plus, anytime a dog owner puts their hands on the dog's chit, they're exposing themselves to the dog's toxins and potentially infectious bacteria which can get their system. If it doesn't get on the owner's hands, then they can get it on their clothes or shoes and they track it into the house and possibly infect other people they have contact with.
If I was gonna own a pet, it'd be a cat because they're self-sufficient and most cats find a way to bury their chit or hide it somewhere in a bush where people don't step on it.
Any event, dog chit or chit of any kind really stinks. In that regard, humans and creatures are not that different and we truly are created equal.
Quote from: "Love Blob"
...which I think is a good thing.
I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel... SHIT! Shit in the tread of the shoe!
Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store... Then you'd smell the shit! Was it me? Did I shit my pants? Did the guy behind me shit his pants? Who shit their fucking pants?
Only later, do you realize that your shoes are caked with shit!
Tracking shit into the house, not knowing the shit is hiding in the tread... Tracking shit all over the carpet.
You know, I think it's a very good idea for people to pick up their shit.
I also know the havok just one individual could create, by placing shit in just the right locations... SINISTER!
Cats shit in people's gardens.
Dog shit is fine in terms of toxins. Most people use bags and know to wash their hands after touching shit. Cat shit, on the other hand, contains a parasite called toxoplasma gondii. Pregnant women and those immunocompromised are instructed to avoid it.
My cat shits in 2 litter boxes. One upstairs, one down. Cleaned everyday. Litter chained ever 5 days. Yes I do have a fru fru puffball cat.
Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.
He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.
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Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.
He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.
Hey Blurt. Poor Joey?
Hey, Sea.
You mean, "Poo Joey," don't you?
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Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.
He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.
Heya Blurt! Howz going?
Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?
I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.
Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?
Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver.
From what I've seen, they've got 'gender inclusive' washroom stalls for the 'T' crowd, ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?
Hey Joe. I'm none of those, actually. I'm just me.
How about you? Are you an ijit, a nincompoop, a loopy fruit, a pedo, a crash test dummy, or all of the above?
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Hey Joe. I'm none of those, actually. I'm just me.
How about you? Are you an ijit, a nincompoop, a loopy fruit, a pedo, a crash test dummy, or all of the above?
Geez Blurt, ya seem so crabby today. Horomes acting up?
I can phone your doctor and ask him to give ya another shot at the nearest clinic if you like.
Blurt is funny.
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Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.
He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.
Heya Blurt! Howz going?
Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?
I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.
Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?
Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver
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Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.
He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.
Heya Blurt! Howz going?
Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?
I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.
Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?
Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver.
From what I've seen, they've got 'gender inclusive' washroom stalls for the 'T' crowd, ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?
Wow Joe. I'm a little surprised. Thought you were more progressive. True colors.
You thought Joe was progressive?
HAHAHA
Well, $20, I don't know what 'progressive' means anymore.
During the reign of George W. Bush and Prime Minister Stephen Harper, my beliefs stood still & I was considered by many to be a radical liberal socialist.
But when Obama comes to power, suddenly, I'm out of date and considered right wing conservative bordering on reactionary. I've merely evolved rather than done a radical shift. But that's not good enough for the ruling elite. They want us all to change in lock step, throw away our previous beliefs, like overnight, be one of them.
Anyways, I didn't invent the term 'LGBTQ'. It was coined by one of their own in their movement. I believe it used to be called just 'LGB' and then somebody else wanted 'in'. And that's why they added the 'TQ' to the end of it. So...if I mention a term that this group invented, and refer to themselves as, is that derogatory? I'm not against them existing, voting, to be free from discrimination. But I do wish they'd form their own separate marital institutions, tv stations, whatever.
I consider myself small l 'liberal' - a 70s kind of liberal - before all that politically correct chit took over and drove many of us to become NeoCons or underground. That freedom of speech we used to have a la National Lampoon style is gone - verbotten. Even its former editor went from being a liberal democrat to aa conservative Republican.
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Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.
He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.
Heya Blurt! Howz going?
Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?
I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.
Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?
Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver.
From what I've seen, they've got 'gender inclusive' washroom stalls for the 'T' crowd, ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?
Wow Joe. I'm a little surprised. Thought you were more progressive. True colors.
I always end up coming into these great convos at the wrong time.... when my kids were small and it snowed, I took them outside to play in the snow. Only once I had gotten them inside that I noticed she had shit covered up her entire backside. She had made a snow angel and under the snow was dog shit :mad:
Well, Frank Zappa warned us years ago, Annie, not to eat the yellow snow.
To that I would add: "Don't make snow angels near the dog park." :wink:
lol Blurt... oh that reminds me. When I was a kid I found some yellow snow, my older brother told me it was lemon snow and convinced me to eat it....
We have dog shit season. People think because their dogs shit in the snow they don't have to get it. Once the snow melts, shit everywhere.
My daughter is doing a really convincing job of encouraging us to adopt a dog. She's been doing dog walking,grooming, training and does really well at it so I'm not too worried. We are hashing out the details and so far it will be a small to medium dog from a rescue or SPCA. She has no problem with picking up poo and neither do I as we have cats and clean out litter boxes twice a day. We have a nice little yard and lots of parks with trails nearby. She's planning on having the pup sleep and cuddle with her at night.
Don't know where you "twice-a-day" cat-litter-changers come from, Annie, but I've yet to meet any on my planet. ac_biggrin
Haha, I like a clean house ac_smile
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My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.
Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.
Did you rub your daughters nose in the shit, just so she understands not to ever do that again?
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Don't know where you "twice-a-day" cat-litter-changers come from, Annie, but I've yet to meet any on my planet. ac_biggrin
I sift thru the upstairs box, and downstairs box twice a day. Big deal. I want my boy to have a clean litter box. Bet you like a clean tidy bathroom?
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We have dog shit season. People think because their dogs shit in the snow they don't have to get it. Once the snow melts, shit everywhere.
Another groovy thing about snow.
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We have dog shit season. People think because their dogs shit in the snow they don't have to get it. Once the snow melts, shit everywhere.
I know and it's so disgusting.
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We have dog shit season. People think because their dogs shit in the snow they don't have to get it. Once the snow melts, shit everywhere.
I know and it's so disgusting.
We don't have that problem on the West Coast since it only snows a couple of days to a few weeks in the year. But it rains a lot in the winter, which washes much of it away. Nevertheless, I always watch where I step whether it be a sidewalk or dirt trail to make sure I don't step in it. I always look down at the ground around my feet when I go for a walk.
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We have dog shit season. People think because their dogs shit in the snow they don't have to get it. Once the snow melts, shit everywhere.
I know and it's so disgusting.
We don't have that problem on the West Coast since it only snows a couple of days to a few weeks in the year. But it rains a lot in the winter, which washes much of it away. Nevertheless, I always watch where I step whether it be a sidewalk or dirt trail to make sure I don't step in it. I always look down at the ground around my feet when I go for a walk.
Why don't you take a few bags with you? Help out the neighborhood. Especially if you're looking for it anyway.
This is precisely the reason I do not want to get a dog. I will not be going out in my yard with a shovel. Having said that I got attached to the rabbit my parents bought me when I was single. I love the cat Mommy brought home. If I was given a puppy, I would probably love it too. Motherhood and age are making me as soft and weak as a fucking white person. :mad:
We got offered a bunny this weekend. We declined.
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We got offered a bunny this weekend. We declined.
Rabbits are cute to look at but that's about it.
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We got offered a bunny this weekend. We declined.
Rabbits are cute to look at but that's about it.
My husband has a strict no rodent rule.
Well $20, try like 3 billion reasons why your suggestion isn't advisable:
http://www.straight.com/life/462706/dog-droppings-pose-health-risk
...article states from a doctor that there are 3 billion particles of bacteria in every piece of 'dog dump'. This includes e.coli and salmonella which can make a person very sick, including the dog owner who handles it. Plus, it doesn't even make good fertilizer according to many accredited sources because of the harmful bacteria found within it.
Anyways, just my three pence.
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We have dog shit season. People think because their dogs shit in the snow they don't have to get it. Once the snow melts, shit everywhere.
I know and it's so disgusting.
We don't have that problem on the West Coast since it only snows a couple of days to a few weeks in the year. But it rains a lot in the winter, which washes much of it away. Nevertheless, I always watch where I step whether it be a sidewalk or dirt trail to make sure I don't step in it. I always look down at the ground around my feet when I go for a walk.
Why don't you take a few bags with you? Help out the neighborhood. Especially if you're looking for it anyway.
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Well $20, try like 3 billion reasons why your suggestion isn't advisable:
http://www.straight.com/life/462706/dog-droppings-pose-health-risk
...article states from a doctor that there are 3 billion particles of bacteria in every piece of 'dog dump'. This includes e.coli and salmonella which can make a person very sick, including the dog owner who handles it. Plus, it doesn't even make good fertilizer according to many accredited sources because of the harmful bacteria found within it.
Anyways, just my three pence.
Joe, is there anything you AREN'T afraid of?
You're afraid of wild animals.......You're afraid of physical labor.....You're afraid of guns...by what I gather from your bullshit, you are afraid of women.....relationships.....commitment.....transgendered people and gays..... and I'm quite sure the list goes on..... NOW you're afraid of freaking dog shit,....... :laugh3:
Wow, you really are a weenie assed coward......No wonder I find you so fucking annoying.
Well Renn, I didn't start this thread. I'm just merely reacting to it.
Its not my obsession. It's Mel's. He's the one who's always so concerned about hygiene, so clearly it must be on his mind a lot.
But it does remind me why I wouldn't want to own a dog - because as lovable as they may be, they require a lot of care, attention and maintenance.
And I do like dogs quite a bit. I do see their high points. However, I'm jes' not that dedicated or conscientious enough to be a dog owner plus I don't think I'd love the dog enough to put up with its frangrances & clean up after them. Essentially, I'm a lazy bugger for which a cat'd a much better fit for my personality type and profile. And that's not the dogs fault.
Anyways, if you had to fight for your life with no weapons to defend you against a 400 lb bear, you'd never forget. Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.
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Well $20, try like 3 billion reasons why your suggestion isn't advisable:
http://www.straight.com/life/462706/dog-droppings-pose-health-risk
...article states from a doctor that there are 3 billion particles of bacteria in every piece of 'dog dump'. This includes e.coli and salmonella which can make a person very sick, including the dog owner who handles it. Plus, it doesn't even make good fertilizer according to many accredited sources because of the harmful bacteria found within it.
Anyways, just my three pence.
Joe, is there anything you AREN'T afraid of?
You're afraid of wild animals.......You're afraid of physical labor.....You're afraid of guns...by what I gather from your bullshit, you are afraid of women.....relationships.....commitment.....transgendered people and gays..... and I'm quite sure the list goes on..... NOW you're afraid of freaking dog shit,....... :laugh3:
Wow, you really are a weenie assed coward......No wonder I find you so fucking annoying.
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Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.
Well, now you've got me halfway convinced you're not a woman.
Got moobs?
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Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.
Well, now you've got me halfway convinced you're not a woman.
Got moobs?
...but you said you used to run from the bullies in High School, Blurt.
I remember you said that.
Heck, I fought back.
Yeah, but the bullies in my school didn't wear skirts.
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Rabbits are cute to look at but that's about it.
^^^ This.
I knew a friend of the family years ago that had a rabbit. Sure, you could sort of "handle" it, but basically it just ate and shit, without providing any real benefit (kinda like me!)
And all joking aside, I do think that people picking up their dogs shit is a good, modern move.
I'm not that old, but it wasn't that long ago when it was unheard of to pick up dog shit. Nobody did.
Kind of like helmets on bicycles... Nobody wore one.
Things change though, and I'm glad that today my chances of having to spray off dog shit from the tread of my shoes is much less than it was a few years back...
All hail the moderated shoe.
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All hail the moderated shoe.
Fuck Renee.
That fat piece of shit can't moderate shit.
Fash didn't have anyone else though, since nobody posts here.
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Well Renn, I didn't start this thread. I'm just merely reacting to it.
Its not my obsession. It's Mel's. He's the one who's always so concerned about hygiene, so clearly it must be on his mind a lot.
But it does remind me why I wouldn't want to own a dog - because as lovable as they may be, they require a lot of care, attention and maintenance.
And I do like dogs quite a bit. I do see their high points. However, I'm jes' not that dedicated or conscientious enough to be a dog owner plus I don't think I'd love the dog enough to put up with its frangrances & clean up after them. Essentially, I'm a lazy bugger for which a cat'd a much better fit for my personality type and profile. And that's not the dogs fault.
Anyways, if you had to fight for your life with no weapons to defend you against a 400 lb bear, you'd never forget. Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.
So you fought for your life against a 400 pound bear? Last post I saw on the subject, you said you ran for your life.
So did you do battle with bear using only your bare hands and teeth? Were you face to face with death....did you look the bear square in the eye and say....."I'm prepared to die so lets dance, motherfucker"? :laugh3:
I highly doubt it......
Let me give you my account of your bear attack which is probably more accurate......you just finished a cab run where you dropped off some native stripper chick at the reservation who was too drunk or high to drive home. You got about half a kilometer from her tee-pee and you got that old urge so you stopped by the side of some rural goat path.....got out of the cab.....opened the back door and preceded to sniff the rear seat in the exact spot where the skanky chick was sitting.
Suddenly a hundred meters up the road, a black bear stepped out of the bushes and walked across the pavement. So instead of feeling privileged to witness one of natures majestic creatures in the wild.......you pissed your pants and jumped screaming like a little girl back into the driver's seat. You then peeled off in the opposite direction, leaving half the rubber from your tires on the road.
How accurate was that, Joey? I'm pretty sure it contains no more bullshit than YOUR usual crap.
BTW, are animal attacks on women in Canada a problem? You see, I lived in Washington State for 11 years and honestly it's not all that different from Canada.....The landscape is similar and the people.....well, they're kind of simple and they watch a lot of hockey. But I don't recall animal attacks on women being very common. Maybe the wild animals in Canada are just more violent or hungry for women flesh. :laugh3:
I always thought the bears and the wolves and the raccoons in the US and Canada were pretty much the same. I thought they just walked back and forth across the border, by-passing customs like fucking Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande.
Maybe I was wrong. ac_umm

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Shocking....... Joes got big ones
Christ.....for a minute there I thought Odi finally posted his picture. :laugh:
I live in black bear country - right in the thick of it. I have had bears walk up my driveway more than once. They're all over the place here. No one gets attacked by them. That said, they are curious and will approach people. My uncle had to pop one in the face while eating on a park bench and my aunt swatted one on the nose for sniffing her while she was napping on her poolside patio.
I know of a few instances of animal attacks in these parts, all of them involving cougars aka mountain lions. Both cases were women. Both women survived. One was a rollerblader who was chased by two juveniles and the other had an old cougar break into her house and attack her with she sat on her couch.
A woman was attacked in Maple Ridge yesterday and suffered minor injuries.
So don't worry Joe, we seem to be able to handle ourselves with the wild beasts.
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Christ.....for a minute there I thought Odi finally posted his picture. :laugh:
Hahahaha
Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America. More men die at the claws of bears than women.
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I live in black bear country - right in the thick of it. I have had bears walk up my driveway more than once. They're all over the place here. No one gets attacked by them. That said, they are curious and will approach people. My uncle had to pop one in the face while eating on a park bench and my aunt swatted one on the nose for sniffing her while she was napping on her poolside patio.
I know of a few instances of animal attacks in these parts, all of them involving cougars aka mountain lions. Both cases were women. Both women survived. One was a rollerblader who was chased by two juveniles and the other had an old cougar break into her house and attack her with she sat on her couch.
A woman was attacked in Maple Ridge yesterday and suffered minor injuries.
So don't worry Joe, we seem to be able to handle ourselves with the wild beasts.
Believe it or not, we have black bears in large numbers here in NJ. They're all over the Northeast.
The last bear attack happened about year ago in the northern part of the state. Some dumbass Hindu hiker wasn't paying attention and got mauled to death and I believe partially eaten.
But then again it was a guy so I'm not sure that incident counts.
Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
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Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
Tastes like curry.
Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:
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Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
Tastes like curry.
Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:
If it has to do with taste and flavor. I believe it.
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Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
That's why I don't go into the bush anymore.
I've already used up my nine lives.
I probably should've died that time.
Luck only comes around once.
Once lucky, it usually never comes the second time around.
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Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
Tastes like curry.
Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:
Yes, yes I can haha
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We got offered a bunny this weekend. We declined.
Rabbits are cute to look at but that's about it.
My husband has a strict no rodent rule.
And he lets you stay? :2r4ml1j_th:
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Christ.....for a minute there I thought Odi finally posted his picture. :laugh:
ac_toofunny
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I live in black bear country - right in the thick of it. I have had bears walk up my driveway more than once. They're all over the place here. No one gets attacked by them. That said, they are curious and will approach people. My uncle had to pop one in the face while eating on a park bench and my aunt swatted one on the nose for sniffing her while she was napping on her poolside patio.
I know of a few instances of animal attacks in these parts, all of them involving cougars aka mountain lions. Both cases were women. Both women survived. One was a rollerblader who was chased by two juveniles and the other had an old cougar break into her house and attack her with she sat on her couch.
A woman was attacked in Maple Ridge yesterday and suffered minor injuries.
So don't worry Joe, we seem to be able to handle ourselves with the wild beasts.
I know RW..
We will be camping in your area next week..
We weren't sure until a couple of days ago whether we would go ahead with this year's camping trip..
It might be the last one that my daughter joins us.
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Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America. More men die at the claws of bears than women.
well I coulda been on that list, eh 'Real?
But my number wasn't up yet. So yah don't see my name there, eh.
Yeah, bein' eaten alive is surely one of the worst ways ta die, eh 'Real? Nearly happend ta me. Unfortunately some of yah female sistas, well the ain't so lucky.
That's why I never wanna die violently like that - just go peacefully in my own bed without a knife in my back, eh 'Real?
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Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America. More men die at the claws of bears than women.
well I coulda been on that list, eh 'Real?
But my number wasn't up yet. So yah don't see my name there, eh.
Yeah, bein' eaten alive is surely one of the worst ways ta die, eh 'Real? Nearly happend ta me. Unfortunately some of yah female sistas, well the ain't so lucky.
That's why I never wanna die violently like that - just go peacefully in my own bed without a knife in my back, eh 'Real?
Funny how we keep hearing about this alleged encounter with a bear but we get very little specifics and those that we do get, are conflicting.
Joe, if it was as close and as dangerous an encounter as you claim, you probably wouldn't be here. The fact is, a person cannot out run or fight off a 400lb bear with their bare hands if that bear really wants to eat you.
As I've already outlined previously....you are either bullshitting or you have a yellow streak down your back a mile wide.
Which is it, Joey?
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Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America. More men die at the claws of bears than women.
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Anyways, if you had to fight for your life with no weapons to defend you against a 400 lb bear, you'd never forget. Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.
Since more men die, does that mean they're not tough enough? Based on what J0E is saying seems to be the case. Glad I don't live in bear country, but I would have something to deter a bear. Extra glad I have strong tough women in the family.
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Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
Tastes like curry. Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:
Yes, yes I can haha
Well its nothin' ta laugh about Ladies.
Easy to joke about it until y'ave stepped inta the bear pit, eh?
The youngin' didn't listen to his elders so he paid the price.
He was warned about the danger.
Guess he stepped inta his own 'Blair Witch Project' of his own making.
Oh well...live 'n learn...but sometimes don't live, eh?
And then they learn their lesson too late.
But Old Joe coulda told 'em. Sadly I couldn't be there ta help 'em.
Its too bad when we gotta bury the younger generation.
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Darsh Patel. He's on the list.
Tastes like curry. Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:
Yes, yes I can haha
Well its nothin' ta laugh about Ladies.
Easy to joke about it until y'ave stepped inta the bear pit, eh?
The youngin' didn't listen to his elders so he paid the price.
He was warned about the danger.
Guess he stepped inta his own 'Blair Witch Project' of his own making.
Oh well...live 'n learn...but sometimes don't live, eh?
And then they learn their lesson too late.
But Old Joe coulda told 'em. Sadly I couldn't be there ta help 'em.
Its too bad when we gotta bury the younger generation.
I figured it out.....you baffled the bear with bullshit and then made your escape. :oeudC:
Is your ability to babble like an idiot a genetic trait or is it a learned behavior?
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Yeah, but the bullies in my school didn't wear skirts.
Too bad I wasn't in your school, I've beaten up a few guys lol