I just found another ex-bitch on POF...
Pics are from years ago, and hide her fat fucking arms!
Another cunt looking to do nothing more than ride cock, pop out more kids, and find Mr. Moneybags!
What a fucking joke!
I'm actually quite shocked!
What a shocker!
LOLZ!
No one gives a rat's ass Mel.
Woman on POF, recognizing Mel on his profile: "Christ! There's Steve! Asshole took me for a ride back in '99. What a fucking train wreck. Can't believe he still can't grow any body hair, the putz. Wonder if he knows about his bastard twins?"
ac_lmfao ac_lmfao ac_lmfao
Quote from: "Blurt"
Woman on POF, recognizing Mel on his profile: "Christ! There's Steve! Asshole took me for a ride back in '99. What a fucking train wreck. Can't believe he still can't grow any body hair, the putz. Wonder if he knows about his bastard twins?"
Please don't even say shit like that jokingly.
The idea of Mel actually procreating is too horrifying to contemplate.
:wink:
Quote from: "Love Blob"
I just found another ex-bitch on POF...
Pics are from years ago, and hide her fat fucking arms!
Another cunt looking to do nothing more than ride cock, pop out more kids, and find Mr. Moneybags!
What a fucking joke!
I'm actually quite shocked!
Hey Mel! Honest Question: Have you ever hitched up with anyone on POF?
If so, what was your experience(s)? And...how long have you belonged as a member on that site?
The only reason I ask, is I signed up nearly fifteen years ago, used it maybe 5 times, wrote someone, they never wrote me back. Overall, I thought they were the skankiest biatches I've ever seen on any dating website. I haven't visited that site in almost 15 years. I may still have an account there, though I doubt it as its probably been deleted due to lack of activity.
Anyways, perhaps you could use this thread to state your real POF experiences here. I've stated mine, so you give it a whirl.
Didn't write you back, huh, Joe?
Next time, skip the pic.
Somehow this fits here I believe....

(//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%22auMQtxd%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i.imgur.com/auMQtxd.jpg?1%22%3Ehttp://i.imgur.com/auMQtxd.jpg?1%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
Quote from: "Blurt"
Didn't write you back, huh, Joe?
Next time, skip the pic.
I didn't care, she was a skank anyways.
I believe she was a mixed race mulatto.
That was the only time I ever wrote anyone on POF.
Anyways, I didn't see a tab/link for 'Transexuals' or 'Other', Blurt.
But I can file a complaint with the Human Rights Commission if POF already haven't done so.
Heck I'd do anything to show our solidarity and support for our 'Friends of the Third Kind', ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?!
Quote from: "Blurt"
Didn't write you back, huh, Joe?
Next time, skip the pic.
I'm thinking it was more the bio that was a problem.....Let me take a whack at it, shall we....
"My name is Joe, I drive a cab......oops I mean limo. My hobbies are ogling Russian strippers in rear view mirror of my cab....oops I mean limo, sniffing the seats after I drop their skanky asses off at their low rent jobs, bullshitting people online and creating imaginary friends who's lives are in the toilet, just so I can feel better about my own.
I'm looking for love and a possible long term relationship with a special lady. But FYI, I don't want to end up like this friend of mine, who met a girl online 3 years ago and now has 2 kids with her. His life is a terrible mess as the mother of his children sucks the life out of him and the children constantly need to be fed, clothed and watched 24/7. As a result he has started drinking heavily and I'm pretty sure my friend beats his girlfriend out of frustration but then again, she probably deserves it......etc, etc, etc."
Pretty good, huh? ac_biggrin
OMC!!!!! The FYI, hell the whole thing is hilarious, but I rolled when I got to the FYI
ac_lmfao ac_lmfao ac_lmfao
Quote from: "kiebers"
OMC!!!!! The FYI, hell the whole thing is hilarious, but I rolled when I got to the FYI
ac_lmfao ac_lmfao ac_lmfao
Rolled one too. :thumbup:
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Blurt"
Didn't write you back, huh, Joe?
Next time, skip the pic.
I'm thinking it was more the bio that was a problem.....Let me take a whack at it, shall we....
"My name is Joe, I drive a cab......oops I mean limo. My hobbies are ogling Russian strippers in rear view mirror of my cab....oops I mean limo, sniffing the seats after I drop their skanky asses off at their low rent jobs, bullshitting people online and creating imaginary friends who's lives are in the toilet, just so I can feel better about my own.
I'm looking for love and a possible long term relationship with a special lady. But FYI, I don't want to end up like this friend of mine, who met a girl online 3 years ago and now has 2 kids with her. His life is a terrible mess as the mother of his children sucks the life out of him and the children constantly need to be fed, clothed and watched 24/7. As a result he has started drinking heavily and I'm pretty sure my friend beats his girlfriend out of frustration but then again, she probably deserves it......etc, etc, etc."
Pretty good, huh? ac_biggrin
:MG_216:
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOL! :roll:
What's this obsession with rear view mirrors, Renn?!?
Yer gonna haveta 'splain yerself, young lady.
Just for that, I'm startin' a new thread about rear view mirrors.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Blurt"
Didn't write you back, huh, Joe?
Next time, skip the pic.
I'm thinking it was more the bio that was a problem.....Let me take a whack at it, shall we....
"My name is Joe, I drive a cab......oops I mean limo. My hobbies are ogling Russian strippers in rear view mirror of my cab....oops I mean limo, sniffing the seats after I drop their skanky asses off at their low rent jobs, bullshitting people online and creating imaginary friends who's lives are in the toilet, just so I can feel better about my own.
I'm looking for love and a possible long term relationship with a special lady. But FYI, I don't want to end up like this friend of mine, who met a girl online 3 years ago and now has 2 kids with her. His life is a terrible mess as the mother of his children sucks the life out of him and the children constantly need to be fed, clothed and watched 24/7. As a result he has started drinking heavily and I'm pretty sure my friend beats his girlfriend out of frustration but then again, she probably deserves it......etc, etc, etc."
Pretty good, huh? ac_biggrin
Quote from: "Renee"
I'm thinking it was more the bio that was a problem.....Let me take a whack at it, shall we....
"My name is Joe, I drive a cab....etc, etc, etc."
Pretty good, huh? ac_biggrin
:thumbup1:
I want Renee to write one for me haha
Quote from: "JOE"
Hey Mel! Honest Question: Have you ever hitched up with anyone on POF?
If so, what was your experience(s)? And...how long have you belonged as a member on that site?
POF (as well as all other dating sites), is not a good way to meet women. First off, Males on these sites outnumber females like 10-1.
So, fat females with a dozen kids still get their inboxes filled by men just looking for a stinky pussy to stick their dicks into. This gives the female an ego boost, but never leads to long-term anything. I'm sure half the men on these sites are married.
So, the fatties get an ego boost, due to this. THIS is why a 3/10 fatty often won't even respond to a 7/10 male... It's simply a matter of numbers, and married guys looking for some snatch.
I know what I look like, and what I have. I know realistically well how I "stand" in the pecking order. Only one chick ever replied to my profile, who I would deem as "acceptable" material. Solid 7/10 or so. Bitch started quizzing me like a police interrogation when we PM'd. First off, we don't even know each other, and now you're interrogating me? I told her to stuff it, and never heard from her again.
The vast majority of women on there, are just on there for the ego boost. They quite often post pics that are 10+ years old, angle their pics to hide their fatness, and the odd few (my age at least), that don't have kids yet, WAN'T kids! Their clock is ticking.
Many of the others? They're just looking for Mr. Moneybags.
My advice? Online dating seems to work better for females. If you're a male? I'd stay away, because unless you look like Brad Pitt and have a six-figure income, you will ONLY find a fat whale with half a dozen kids.
I'm sure we'll take your solid counsel under advisement when we reach such a desperate stage, Mel.
Maybe her ban spree is in reaction to something she's seeing on the board?
Quote from: "coco"
It's like, they lack power and control in their "real lives," and do what they do here.
Sounds like you're aching to join the club, Mel.
I am, how shall we say... Flattered, that what little I bring to the table, for the small amount of time that I do so, elicits such a response!
Awesome! SINISTER!
Quality is job #1!
Quote from: "Blurt"
Maybe her ban spree is in reaction to something she's seeing on the board?
No.
Mel is not supposed to be here. He's a non-entity as far as this board is concerned. He is supposed to be in time out but since he is so grossly desperate for social interaction of some kind, he keeps coming back like the skid mark in an old man's boxer shorts.
So if he wants to play.......this is what he gets.
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "coco"
It's like, they lack power and control in their "real lives," and do what they do here.
Sounds like you're aching to join the club, Mel.
Desperate is the word.
Quote from: "Renee"
Mel is not supposed to be here.
You're not supposed to be at KFC either, and yet you still go.
Quote from: "aaaaaa"
Quote from: "Renee"
Mel is not supposed to be here.
You're not supposed to be at KFC either, and yet you still go.
When you're not whining like a little bitch.....this is all you have. :laugh3:
Your life MUST suck.
Quote from: "Renee"
When you're not whining like a little bitch.....this is all you have. :laugh3:
Your life MUST suck.
You do realize I have but a few short seconds to post, from when I generate an account, to when you ban it, right?
Do you expect me to type at 900 WPM?
Renee, you're losing your shit. Lay off the drink, or whatever other problem you have tonight, and rest easy...
You do realize that I'm doing other things while I'm kicking you to the curb, right? Or are you so selt-absorbed that you think my entire focus is on you? :laugh3
Okay, the "Fuck with Mel Hour" is over.
I'm officially bored with his self-serving, boozed up, worthlessness.
But just one more for the road. ac_biggrin
Five seconds to ban? No, I don't believe you are doing anything else, to be quite honest...
Quote from: "Renee"
Okay, the "Fuck with Mel Hour" is over.
I'm officially bored with his self-serving, boozed up, worthlessness.
But just one more for the road. ac_biggrin
Thank the fucking Lord!
Go to bed, Renee.
I won't ever ask you the question again, as to your preference for Black cock. Didn't know it would end like this!
Quote from: "kenny"
Five seconds to ban? No, I don't believe you are doing anything else, to be quite honest...
Believe what you want.....it wouldn't be any different than the rest of the unadulterated bullshit you believe in.
You're a loser, Mel and it so sad that I have to rub your red face in it every night and it's even sadder that you don't get it. :nea:
Go to bed, Renee...
Quote from: "go to bed"
Go to bed, Renee...
Go fuck yours, Mel.....
Fuck your couch! Haha
Renee, GO TO BED!
Posters shouldn't have to babysit Mods...
Typical Negroes...
To clear the air and clarify here, I have nothing against any poster...
Renee likes to post her "real-ness," and she doesn't muzzle herself in any given way, with anyone.
Which is fine! I like that! I like her, and I like that "freedom!"
Sadly, she doesn't seem very well equipped to "take it," either...
I know people, and I know posters... I am a very good judge of character... Both on-line, and in real life.
I will never dig too deep into a poster that doesn't warrant that...
Renee isn't fit to Mod this forum.
Quote from: "Punta"
To clear the air and clarify here, I have nothing against any poster...
Renee likes to post her "real-ness," and she doesn't muzzle herself in any given way, with anyone.
Which is fine! I like that! I like her, and I like that "freedom!"
Sadly, she doesn't seem very well equipped to "take it," either...
I know people, and I know posters... I am a very good judge of character... Both on-line, and in real life.
I will never dig too deep into a poster that doesn't warrant that...
Renee isn't fit to Mod this forum.
Maybe I'm not fit to mod this form......Truth is, I never claimed to be.....in fact I might even agree with you to a certain degree...... But until the boss relieves me of my responsibility, I will continue on.
Now that we are discussing fitness, what make you think the whiny, sexist, mysoginistic, ignorant, brain dead, garbage that dribbles out of your alcoholic, head is fit to post on this forum? Because you think it is? Because you mistakenly think of yourself as an authority on forum dynamics? ac_toofunny
I'm a good judge of character as well and I can plainly see that you have NONE.........No joke.
You are a weak, tit who cannot face life's problems without a cheap alcohol crutch. You cannot take responsibility for yourself and nor do you want to. Your endless self-absorbed bleating has become monotonous and intolerable.
You sir are not fit to be here or among ANY decent people online or in real life. Stop stalking people on dating sites, stop blaming others for your fucked-upness and above all, take your idiocy and incessant attention whoring from this place post-haste.
Renee, this sub is called the "Retard Rodeo."
What exactly would you expect to see in a subforum with a label such as this?
This sub ISN'T called "Harvard Gentlemen," or "Fine Designs with Maurice," or "Tastes of the Elite."
Fucking RETARD RODEO, yo!
And as you can see, I am making an honest effort (even though I am not a fan of subs) to keep the clownin' in here, while attempting to remain somewhat civil on the main board.
For me, this is no small feat.
Quote from: "Jeff Spicoli"
Renee, this sub is called the "Retard Rodeo."
What exactly would you expect to see in a subforum with a :laugh: label such as this?
This sub ISN'T called "Harvard Gentlemen," or "Fine Designs with Maurice," or "Tastes of the Elite."
Fucking RETARD RODEO, yo!
LOL! ac_toofunny
Well S'Mel even the mods need their mouths washed out with soap.
They're sure good at slingin' mud at us.
Guess the posters are merely a reflection of the company they keep, eh? :icon_wink:
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Jeff Spicoli"
Renee, this sub is called the "Retard Rodeo."
What exactly would you expect to see in a subforum with a :laugh: label such as this?
This sub ISN'T called "Harvard Gentlemen," or "Fine Designs with Maurice," or "Tastes of the Elite."
Fucking RETARD RODEO, yo!
LOL! ac_toofunny
Well S'Mel even the mods need their mouths washed out with soap.
They're sure good at slingin' mud at us.
Guess the posters are merely a reflection of the company they keep, eh? :icon_wink:
So are you advocating you should be banned?
What a waste of time. Who wants to waste their time on those sites?
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
What a waste of time. Who wants to waste their time on those sites?
Almost as big a waste of time as meeting a guy on a forum. :wink:
Just kidding AA. ac_drinks
I don't agree, Shen. On those sites the people who visit it are actually hoping to find/meet someone. That is what I am assuming because I don't even know what it really is and have never been on it or on any dating site. Some forum meetings are unplanned. They just happen. Say for instance Gambino and GG. They met by accident on the forum. It was not planned. The same with Goat Boy and Blush. When I first joined DV and memebee, it was never because I wanted to meet someone on it. Far from it. I joined because some of the discussions were so pathetic I had to join and throw in my two scents. :laugh3:
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
I don't agree, Shen. On those sites the people who visit it are actually hoping to find/meet someone. That is what I am assuming because I don't even know what it really is and have never been on it or on any dating site. Some forum meetings are unplanned. They just happen. Say for instance Gambino and GG. They met by accident on the forum. It was not planned. The same with Goat Boy and Blush. When I first joined DV and memebee, it was never because I wanted to meet someone on it. Far from it. I joined because some of the discussions were so pathetic I had to join and throw in my two scents. :laugh3:
Oh and that wingnut asal went to Perth to suck Gordy's shriveled white dick.
My friend met a lovely lady on one of those sites - the pay one where they match you based on compatibility. I can't think of the name.
They just got married this weekend. :)
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
I don't agree, Shen. On those sites the people who visit it are actually hoping to find/meet someone. That is what I am assuming because I don't even know what it really is and have never been on it or on any dating site. Some forum meetings are unplanned. They just happen. Say for instance Gambino and GG. They met by accident on the forum. It was not planned. The same with Goat Boy and Blush. When I first joined DV and memebee, it was never because I wanted to meet someone on it. Far from it. I joined because some of the discussions were so pathetic I had to join and throw in my two scents. :laugh3:
Oh and that wingnut asal went to Perth to suck Gordy's shriveled white dick.
WTF Shen?
Quote from: "RW"
My friend met a lovely lady on one of those sites - the pay one where they match you based on compatibility. I can't think of the name.
They just got married this weekend. :)
Aw, that sounds lovely. I don't mean to put those sites down. It's just the one Mel talked about because he talks about it so badly. I feel dirty just reading about it from his account. I'm sure there are happy endings in some of those reliable dating sites.
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
I don't agree, Shen. On those sites the people who visit it are actually hoping to find/meet someone. That is what I am assuming because I don't even know what it really is and have never been on it or on any dating site. Some forum meetings are unplanned. They just happen. Say for instance Gambino and GG. They met by accident on the forum. It was not planned. The same with Goat Boy and Blush. When I first joined DV and memebee, it was never because I wanted to meet someone on it. Far from it. I joined because some of the discussions were so pathetic I had to join and throw in my two scents. :laugh3:
Oh and that wingnut asal went to Perth to suck Gordy's shriveled white dick.
WTF Shen?
She did. Asal is a fucking idiot and a waste of skin. Fash likes her for some reason though.
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "RW"
My friend met a lovely lady on one of those sites - the pay one where they match you based on compatibility. I can't think of the name.
They just got married this weekend. :)
Aw, that sounds lovely. I don't mean to put those sites down. It's just the one Mel talked about because he talks about it so badly. I feel dirty just reading about it from his account. I'm sure there are happy endings in some of those reliable dating sites.
POF is a hook-up place like Tinder.
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
I don't agree, Shen. On those sites the people who visit it are actually hoping to find/meet someone. That is what I am assuming because I don't even know what it really is and have never been on it or on any dating site. Some forum meetings are unplanned. They just happen. Say for instance Gambino and GG. They met by accident on the forum. It was not planned. The same with Goat Boy and Blush. When I first joined DV and memebee, it was never because I wanted to meet someone on it. Far from it. I joined because some of the discussions were so pathetic I had to join and throw in my two scents. :laugh3:
Oh and that wingnut asal went to Perth to suck Gordy's shriveled white dick.
WTF Shen?
She did. Asal is a fucking idiot and a waste of skin. Fash likes her for some reason though.
Seriously. STFU about asal.
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "RW"
My friend met a lovely lady on one of those sites - the pay one where they match you based on compatibility. I can't think of the name.
They just got married this weekend. :)
Aw, that sounds lovely. I don't mean to put those sites down. It's just the one Mel talked about because he talks about it so badly. I feel dirty just reading about it from his account. I'm sure there are happy endings in some of those reliable dating sites.
I know what you mean. Mel leaves a lot of people with that dirty feeling.
^no probs