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Title: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 05:18:58 AM
Uncle Ace is just like you!



I keep a clean house.



I let the tub go further than I should have, but I'm on it now!~





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Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 05:20:10 AM
25% done.



Will sparkle and shine soon here!
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 05:39:38 AM
Got my Mustang up to 180 km/h up the snowshed hill, on the Coke.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2016, 11:16:31 AM
:beurk:



Slob!



 :yuk:
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2016, 12:49:33 PM
You let the tub get that bad before deciding it needs to be cleaned? It's not like you have anything else to do.



Edit, we use a foam or Scrubbing Bubbles, not Windex.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Renee on July 10, 2016, 06:17:47 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Uncle Ace is just like you!



I keep a clean house.



I let the tub go further than I should have, but I'm on it now!~





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Is your toilet backed-up? Because it looks like you've been pissing in your bathtub.



What's the matter, slob? Kitchen sink got too many dirty dishes in it? :negative:
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: RW on July 10, 2016, 07:04:12 PM
The GRVD is known for its strange water.  It leaves this bluey yellowy stain on sinks and tubs after a very short time of domestic inattention.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 07:41:42 PM
RW is correct.



And Windex was all I had on hand last night.  Switched to barkeepers friend eventually, which seems to work a little better.  I guess I should have gone to the store and picked up better products, but I managed with what I had.



So, now after two hours of heavy scrubbing, it's sparkling clean!  



And for the record, that's the LAST time I let Renee use my tub.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Renee on July 10, 2016, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: "RW"The GRVD is known for its strange water.  It leaves this bluey yellowy stain on sinks and tubs after a very short time of domestic inattention.


Jesus Christ...... :laugh3:



Maybe they should check it for lead as well. I'm pretty sure Mel's been mixing with his gin.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 08:12:02 PM
It's considered some of the best drinking water in the world, actually, but it does leave blue, pink and yellowish stains.  I'm guessing these are just different minerals.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: deadskinmask on July 10, 2016, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It's considered some of the best drinking water in the world, actually, but it does leave blue, pink and yellowish stains.  I'm guessing these are just different minerals.

kool-aid is pretty tasty.... and kool-aid leaves blue, pink and yellow stains.... maybe your water has a high kool-aid content.... highly doubtful.... but keep your fingers crossed.... :D
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: RW on July 10, 2016, 08:18:25 PM
It's a pH issue.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Renee on July 10, 2016, 08:26:39 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It's considered some of the best drinking water in the world, actually, but it does leave blue, pink and yellowish stains.  I'm guessing these are just different minerals.


Pink stains come from bacteria growth.



Yellow stain are from sediment found in marsh water or shallow aquifers. So I highly doubt it's considered "some of the best drinking water in the world".  ac_toofunny



That's just something idiots like you tell yourself in order to swallow the sludge that comes out of your faucet. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: deadskinmask on July 10, 2016, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It's considered some of the best drinking water in the world, actually, but it does leave blue, pink and yellowish stains.  I'm guessing these are just different minerals.


Pink stains come from bacteria growth.



Yellow stain are from sediment found in marsh water or shallow aquifers. So I highly doubt it's considered "some of the best drinking water in the world".  ac_toofunny



That's just something idiots like you tell yourself in order to swallow the sludge that comes out of your faucet. :laugh3:

i knew kool-aid was too good to be true.... :(
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 08:32:02 PM
Found this:


QuoteMetro Vancouver's source water, which originates from enviably pristine mountain reservoirs, is naturally low in mineral content, characteristically 'soft' and consequently acidic.



Acidic water (below pH 7) is corrosive. It causes pipes to leak and simultaneously leaches heavy metals from pipes and plumbing fixtures into tap water. Consequently, Metro Vancouver is introducing sodium carbonate (soda ash) into our tap water to make it more alkaline.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 08:42:57 PM
Cleaned the shitter also.  You could now drink out of that bowl!



All that's left is a quick vacuum, a quick wet swiffer on the lino, and the shit is top quality then.  Then I can rest easy peasy Japanesey.



Then I get cleaned up.  Sunday evening is a good time to do a grocery shop.  The odds of females in my league shopping there are good Sunday evenings.



I may up my game, grab a big fucking sausage from the deli area, hold it down to where my dick should be, and ask other shoppers what they think of my sausage.  How can this tactic fail?  It can't!
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: deadskinmask on July 10, 2016, 08:48:22 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Cleaned the shitter also.  You could now drink out of that bowl!



All that's left is a quick vacuum, a quick wet swiffer on the lino, and the shit is top quality then.  Then I can rest easy peasy Japanesey.



Then I get cleaned up.  Sunday evening is a good time to do a grocery shop.  The odds of females in my league shopping there are good Sunday evenings.



I may up my game, grab a big fucking sausage from the deli area, hold it down to where my dick should be, and ask other shoppers what they think of my sausage.  How can this tactic fail?  It can't!

hold the phone, partner.... i think you have far more pressing issues.... like WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK??? AND WHY IS IT NOT WHERE IT SHOULD BE???
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 09:08:42 PM
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 09:11:52 PM
Now men, take a tip from Uncle Ace...



Learn to be independent , if you're not currently, and do these things on your own.  The more you can do on your own, the less you will need to "settle" for a 'liberated' North American whale!



Never settle for the liberated whale!  Only settle for a real woman that respects and honours you.  And never settle for one that'll eat you outta house and home.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: deadskinmask on July 10, 2016, 09:21:31 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Now men, take a tip from Uncle Ace...



Learn to be independent , if you're not currently, and do these things on your own.  The more you can do on your own, the less you will need to "settle" for a 'liberated' North American whale!



Never settle for the liberated whale!  Only settle for a real woman that respects and honours you.  And never settle for one that'll eat you outta house and home.

or better still.... DON'T LIVE IN EDIBLE HOUSES.... especially with hot and cold kool-aid on tap.... :(
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: RW on July 10, 2016, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Cleaned the shitter also.  You could now drink out of that bowl!



All that's left is a quick vacuum, a quick wet swiffer on the lino, and the shit is top quality then.  Then I can rest easy peasy Japanesey.



Then I get cleaned up.  Sunday evening is a good time to do a grocery shop.  The odds of females in my league shopping there are good Sunday evenings.



I may up my game, grab a big fucking sausage from the deli area, hold it down to where my dick should be, and ask other shoppers what they think of my sausage.  How can this tactic fail?  It can't!

hold the phone, partner.... i think you have far more pressing issues.... like WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK??? AND WHY IS IT NOT WHERE IT SHOULD BE???

Valid question there DSM.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: deadskinmask on July 10, 2016, 09:31:34 PM
i took a journalism class.... i keep my finger on the pulse of the REAL news.... :D
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 09:32:37 PM
That's what happens when one doesn't proof read properly...  They end up dickless!
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: deadskinmask on July 10, 2016, 09:44:29 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"That's what happens when one doesn't proof read properly...  They end up dickless!

i went to catholic school. we just got popped on the hand with a ruler....



on a related note, i heard Bruce Jenner had horrible grammer.... :(
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: RW on July 10, 2016, 09:53:43 PM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"That's what happens when one doesn't proof read properly...  They end up dickless!

i went to catholic school. we just got popped on the hand with a ruler....



on a related note, i heard Bruce Jenner had horrible grammer.... :(

Catholic school FTW!!!!
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 10:06:03 PM
You went to Catholic school, didn't you RW...
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Blurt on July 10, 2016, 11:51:13 PM
Everybody went to Catholic school, Mel.



It's just that some of you protested.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: RW on July 10, 2016, 11:52:05 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 10, 2016, 11:54:41 PM
I was kicked out of Sunday School on my first day.  That ended any type of "religious" schooling for me once and for all.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Renee on July 11, 2016, 12:33:19 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I was kicked out of Sunday School on my first day.  That ended any type of "religious" schooling for me once and for all.


That's because you got caught guzzling the communion wine, you little slob.
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: RW on July 11, 2016, 12:39:13 AM
:laugh3:
Title: Re: Just so ya know!
Post by: Angry White Male on July 11, 2016, 12:41:44 AM
That was a good day.  That was a very early example of me doing things my own way.  I don't bow down to anyone!
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