Title: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: JOE on August 20, 2016, 10:10:10 PM
Post by: JOE on August 20, 2016, 10:10:10 PM
But....no sign of him...none at all.
Looked for that fabled Black Mustang of his, but nowhere to be found.
Maybe he got scared of....I was drivin' a $200,000 mercedes sports coupe.
Cruisin' the countryside.
My, there sure are a lotta farms ou there.
I went ta a horse stable with some friends, did some riding.
Suprisingly, they still have a lotta cowboys out there
Maybe that's where Mel gits his redneck attitude from.
Lotta good lookin' women too. Maybe its a good place to meet a nice country gurl.
Anyways, it was interestin' and somewhat refreshing to get away from the city for a day.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2016, 12:21:03 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2016, 12:21:03 AM
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: cc on August 21, 2016, 12:36:09 AM
Post by: cc on August 21, 2016, 12:36:09 AM
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2016, 12:37:59 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2016, 12:37:59 AM
What was the rent for the Merc?Quote from: "Daisy May"
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 03:52:09 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 03:52:09 AM
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 03:54:16 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 03:54:16 AM
Evs has stated that she's scared of Langley... Too many White people here, I guess!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 04:04:35 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 04:04:35 AM
Heavy spec.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 04:11:02 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 23, 2016, 04:11:02 AM
If you "stay at home" hags keep in power, there will be no posters left soon.
That said, I have a lot of "business related" shit to run also... It's best I leave things to the pro hags here. They always know best.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 23, 2016, 05:07:18 AM
Post by: RW on August 23, 2016, 05:07:18 AM
Nonetheless, nobody here really cares. I received another six month ban from Memebee, and I'm just losing fucking interest.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
If you "stay at home" hags keep in power, there will be no posters left soon.
That said, I have a lot of "business related" shit to run also... It's best I leave things to the pro hags here. They always know best.
Awwwww another 6 months! You poor thing!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 23, 2016, 07:09:42 AM
Post by: Renee on August 23, 2016, 07:09:42 AM
Nonetheless, nobody here really cares. I received another six month ban from Memebee, and I'm just losing fucking interest.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
If you "stay at home" hags keep in power, there will be no posters left soon.
That said, I have a lot of "business related" shit to run also... It's best I leave things to the pro hags here. They always know best.
You are 100% correct......nobody around here gives a shit about you....or your ban.
So....
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 23, 2016, 12:38:32 PM
Post by: RW on August 23, 2016, 12:38:32 PM
Langley, BC CanadaQuote from: "JOE"
But....no sign of him...none at all.
Looked for that fabled Black Mustang of his, but nowhere to be found.
Maybe he got scared of....I was drivin' a $200,000 mercedes sports coupe.
Cruisin' the countryside.
My, there sure are a lotta farms ou there.
I went ta a horse stable with some friends, did some riding.
Suprisingly, they still have a lotta cowboys out there
Maybe that's where Mel gits his redneck attitude from.
Lotta good lookin' women too. Maybe its a good place to meet a nice country gurl.
Anyways, it was interestin' and somewhat refreshing to get away from the city for a day.
Next time, go out to Fort Langley and have a bite to eat at Wendles.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2016, 12:58:28 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2016, 12:58:28 PM
Nonetheless, nobody here really cares. I received another six month ban from Memebee, and I'm just losing fucking interest.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
If you "stay at home" hags keep in power, there will be no posters left soon.
That said,I have a lot of "business related" shit to runalso... It's best I leave things to the pro hags here. They always know best.
It's good to be busy Mel.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:10:05 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:10:05 AM
It's good to be busy Mel.Quote from: "Fashionista"
I'm burning the candles at both ends now!
Fuck, it never ends... I keep making more work for myself, even though I don't need it. Expanding my business...
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:17:12 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:17:12 AM
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:19:23 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:19:23 AM
I don't really care, personally, but the humour is almost extinct now... Bitter HouseHags have taken over now...
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 03:20:03 AM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 03:20:03 AM
These forums used to be more fun than they are now...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I don't really care, personally, but the humour is almost extinct now... Bitter HouseHags have taken over now...
You're boring.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:24:45 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:24:45 AM
It's the same old shit, RW.
You know it, and I know it.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 03:26:12 AM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 03:26:12 AM
When I'm not boring, I get banned at worst, and ostrasized at the least.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
It's the same old shit, RW.
You know it, and I know it.
You do the same thing and expect a different result.
You are boring.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:29:26 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:29:26 AM
You don't care what result I'm looking for.
You are cared for by a very generous man.
If you think I am "boring"...
Let's not get into that...
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:39:22 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 03:39:22 AM
In the old days they'd have to spread 'em to pay the rent...
One more reason for me to stay single! Best move I've ever made... No kids either, since the hag knows that's a connection...
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 03:44:15 AM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 03:44:15 AM
Fucking Western hags...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
In the old days they'd have to spread 'em to pay the rent...
One more reason for me to stay single! Best move I've ever made... No kids either, since the hag knows that's a connection...
No matter how many times you repeat this tired shit, we still don't care.
Can't you go be boring with an Xbox or something?
YAWN.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:04:43 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:04:43 AM
You know I do...
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:19:35 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:19:35 AM
If Renee needs a ride to the store, I can accommodate.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 04:29:25 AM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 04:29:25 AM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:32:49 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:32:49 AM
I run my own show!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 04:39:29 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 04:39:29 AM
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:43:30 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 29, 2016, 04:43:30 AM
I thought Lamgley was outside the GVRD?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
It's included...
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 05:14:11 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 05:14:11 AM
I thought Lamgley was outside the GVRD?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
It's included...
K
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 07:23:52 AM
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 07:23:52 AM
These forums used to be more fun than they are now...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I don't really care, personally, but the humour is almost extinct now... Bitter HouseHags have taken over now...
Then do us all a favor and take your used truck, you last five brain cells and get the fuck out of here.
And BTW, if it's so bad here.......don't come the fuck back.
We're all tired of your whining and lying anyway, so no loss.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 07:27:51 AM
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 07:27:51 AM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 08:09:55 AM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 08:09:55 AM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 09:18:03 AM
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 09:18:03 AM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Oh please....what bitter old hag DOESN'T want a piece of that frickin gem?
If you're lucky, Mel will give you a ride and let you feel the power of his Peterbilt.
Just some advice....if the interior looks anything like his last dumper.....don't wear good clothes.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 09:22:38 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 09:22:38 AM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
That's good.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 06:04:10 PM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 06:04:10 PM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Oh please....what bitter old hag DOESN'T want a piece of that frickin gem?ac_toofunny
If you're lucky, Mel will give you a ride and let you feel the power of his Peterbilt.
Just some advice....if the interior looks anything like his last dumper.....don't wear good clothes.:nea:
I'm younger than him so I can't count as a bitter old hag.
You're the worst hookup friend ever!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 06:05:59 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 06:05:59 PM
Fucking Western hags...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
In the old days they'd have to spread 'em to pay the rent...
One more reason for me to stay single! Best move I've ever made... No kids either, since the hag knows that's a connection...
No matter how many times you repeat this tired shit, we still don't care.
Can't you go be boring with an Xbox or something?
YAWN.
That is what I thought too. I imagine Mel is hooked on the video games.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 07:24:15 PM
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 07:24:15 PM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Oh please....what bitter old hag DOESN'T want a piece of that frickin gem?ac_toofunny
If you're lucky, Mel will give you a ride and let you feel the power of his Peterbilt.
Just some advice....if the interior looks anything like his last dumper.....don't wear good clothes.:nea:
I'm younger than him so I can't count as a bitter old hag.
You're the worst hookup friend ever!
Hey, my matchmaking abilities are legendary, you ungrateful bitch. That's the last time I do anything nice for you.
BTW, to Mel, any woman over 30 with a kid is a bitter old hag. So if the shoe fits....
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 07:39:04 PM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 07:39:04 PM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Oh please....what bitter old hag DOESN'T want a piece of that frickin gem?ac_toofunny
If you're lucky, Mel will give you a ride and let you feel the power of his Peterbilt.
Just some advice....if the interior looks anything like his last dumper.....don't wear good clothes.:nea:
I'm younger than him so I can't count as a bitter old hag.
You're the worst hookup friend ever!
Hey, my matchmaking abilities are legendary, you ungrateful bitch. That's the last time I do anything nice for you.:laugh3:
BTW, to Mel, any woman over 30 with a kid is a bitter old hag. So if the shoe fits....ac_biggrin
HAHAHAHA!
If that's doing something nice, be mean to me. Be very very mean!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 07:53:23 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2016, 07:53:23 PM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Oh please....what bitter old hag DOESN'T want a piece of that frickin gem?ac_toofunny
If you're lucky, Mel will give you a ride and let you feel the power of his Peterbilt.
Just some advice....if the interior looks anything like his last dumper.....don't wear good clothes.:nea:
I'm younger than him so I can't count as a bitter old hag.
You're the worst hookup friend ever!
Hey, my matchmaking abilities are legendary, you ungrateful bitch. That's the last time I do anything nice for you.:laugh3:
BTW, to Mel, any woman over 30 with a kid is a bitter old hag. So if the shoe fits....ac_biggrin
I am a bitter old hag.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 07:58:10 PM
Post by: RW on August 29, 2016, 07:58:10 PM
That's hilarious!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 09:05:32 PM
Post by: Renee on August 29, 2016, 09:05:32 PM
I like you RW.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
You know I do...
Everyone knows you do :/
Just give him a pity fuck and be done with it.
Make him feel like a man for once in his wasted life.:laugh3:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just suggest that:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Oh please....what bitter old hag DOESN'T want a piece of that frickin gem?ac_toofunny
If you're lucky, Mel will give you a ride and let you feel the power of his Peterbilt.
Just some advice....if the interior looks anything like his last dumper.....don't wear good clothes.:nea:
I'm younger than him so I can't count as a bitter old hag.
You're the worst hookup friend ever!
Hey, my matchmaking abilities are legendary, you ungrateful bitch. That's the last time I do anything nice for you.:laugh3:
BTW, to Mel, any woman over 30 with a kid is a bitter old hag. So if the shoe fits....ac_biggrin
HAHAHAHA!
If that's doing something nice, be mean to me. Be very very mean!
Actually I was mean.
I purposely forgot to mention that Mel has crabs.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 30, 2016, 03:04:19 AM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2016, 03:04:19 AM
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Angry White Male on August 30, 2016, 03:35:32 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on August 30, 2016, 03:35:32 AM
KQuote from: "iron horse jockey"
Why Langley joined the GVRD I do not know. We really don't get much out of the extra 10 cents/litre we pay for fuel belonging to the GVRD.
We do get the Vancouver water supply now though, which is good. Other than the water, we get nothing much else.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2016, 09:13:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2016, 09:13:13 AM
I can't say I'm a fan of seafood.Quote from: "RW"
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: Renee on August 30, 2016, 11:57:56 AM
Post by: Renee on August 30, 2016, 11:57:56 AM
I can't say I'm a fan of seafood.Quote from: "RW"
Well you're experienced with getting rid of little bodily creatures so maybe you can help Mel out.
See, I always have the welfare of the membership in mind, even that asswipe, Ace.
That makes me a nice person.
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: RW on August 30, 2016, 12:03:24 PM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2016, 12:03:24 PM
I can't say I'm a fan of seafood.Quote from: "RW"
Well you're experienced with getting rid of little bodily creatures so maybe you can help Mel out.:laugh3:
Big ones too! Haha
See, I always have the welfare of the membership in mind, even that asswipe, Ace.Quote
That makes me a nice person.:laugh3:
I'm dying laughing!
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: JOE on August 30, 2016, 11:47:38 PM
Post by: JOE on August 30, 2016, 11:47:38 PM
Fucking Western hags...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
In the old days they'd have to spread 'em to pay the rent...
...seems ya been watchin too many porn flicks, eh Mel?
Title: Re: I drove through the town where Mel lives today...
Post by: cc on August 31, 2016, 01:33:57 AM
Post by: cc on August 31, 2016, 01:33:57 AM