...it's simply just better to go hungry, than to eat those vicious things which may have been 'rolling' for a week or two... Who knows how long?
Now, back to some serious shit!
How can Fleetguard (Cummins) sell me what they call an 'equivalent' air filter for my Donaldson air cleaner can, when the filter sits a fucking half inch taller!
Do I want my engine dusted? No! Does Cummins want my engine dusted? Sure! They can bill me $25,000 for an in-frame rebuild.
It's a good thing I check these things, as any good businessman simply must do.
Fuck the Fleetguard, and fuck all the 'equivalents'... It's a Donaldson's can, and their own filters fit nicely in the housing.
Now that I've bored you all, we can return to the regularly scheduled programming, which includes Grade 4 insults thrown my way!
I run a tight fucking ship. Business is no joke.
Some things are new to me... Like when I went to buy a "labeller"... You remember those labellers with the plastic strips and the dial you'd adjust to punch a letter into the strip? It had part of the handle you'd squeeze to imprint the letter?
No longer do they exist! They are now battery powered electronic devices...
Nonetheless, at least they still sold staples that fit my old "Made in England" Comet stapler...
It's hectic! WorksafeBC put me at a high rate, since we die quite often! Tons of shit to do!
I love it! I NEED it!
Corporate taxes will cost me about $1,400 for filings with accountant...
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[size=200]ROLLER DOGS![/size]
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
[size=200]ROLLER DOGS![/size]
:yuk:
Yes! The shit comes out of the bum-bum improper shortly after ingesting the roller dog!
This makes me think of Apu and the Kwikie Mart.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
This makes me think of Apu and the Kwikie Mart.
Thank you, come again.
I have been told the packaged sandwiches at 7-11 are nearly inedible too.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I run a tight fucking ship. Business is no joke.
Some things are new to me... Like when I went to buy a "labeller"... You remember those labellers with the plastic strips and the dial you'd adjust to punch a letter into the strip? It had part of the handle you'd squeeze to imprint the letter?
No longer do they exist! They are now battery powered electronic devices...
Nonetheless, at least they still sold staples that fit my old "Made in England" Comet stapler...
It's hectic! WorksafeBC put me at a high rate, since we die quite often! Tons of shit to do!
I love it! I NEED it!
Corporate taxes will cost me about $1,400 for filings with accountant...
What a man!!!
You can maintain a whole TRUCK, all by yourself, whilst simultaneously operating complex office equipment.
You could rule a country with that wizardly brain.
:001_rolleyes:
See if ya can handle a 2 hole punch. If ya need technical support ring ya ex I'm sure shes's had 2 or 3 holes punched in since you been gone !!!
That was actually funny!!!!
:roll:
Gambino delivering the goods once again
There's a first time for everything!!
I stopped at a gas station with roller tacquitos. They looked as disgusting as the dogs.
Ace you need a Asian lady.
You gotta be nice though.
She cook, clean, root, do shopping, all that shit.
Forget fucken roller dogs man you must eat shit if you even looking at that.
They look after themselves. My woman looks 20 years younger than she is.
So far all you've had is cunty western women there one minute gone the next.
Like that wif ya had she was a cunt. Complain all the time , no sex , dumbass parents like man a cat on a leash and that shitbag wif what the fuck was ya thinking.
I bet the minute she left some n1gger was fucking her arse that's western women for ya.
But you be nice to little Asian ting tong or she take gun from wall and go boom to your fucking kraut head like its fucken 1942 all over again.
Also lets face it ya wif had a stinkeeeeeeeey pussay....all western women have smelly cunts....Asian womanz all nice down there you get plenty fresh air.
Good Luck Rooter.
Gordy the gookpoker.
The only reason you got an Asian wife is because www.Asianwives.fuq.you had a clearance sale going. Free shipping to Australia.
Of course, you four eyed quokka fukkas have a penchant for Asian whores...Rose Hancock to name but one. "I lurve my hubband too much. I no hooka, I nanny".
Don't forget, Gambino...once she got that passport, she gone.
Once she gawt passport she flew here
Unlike RW to you
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Once she gawt passport she flew here
Unlike RW to you
They always do until they find a place of their own.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Once she gawt passport she flew here
Unlike RW to you
Soon to be followed by Mah-mah, 4 brothers, 3 sisters, 7 cousins and old boyfriend.
You're going to need a bigger house.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Once she gawt passport she flew here
Unlike RW to you
Soon to be followed by Mah-mah, 4 brothers, 3 sisters, 7 cousins and old boyfriend.
You're going to need a bigger house.
And more money.
Ya. More money. You give me money. More money white tightass. Need noodles and shoes.
bought her a winter wardrobe
shoes she buy 5 pairs
muggins paid...555
I bet Target were grateful for the business.
5 pairs for $20. Australian. Look like leather.
Is that where Tuck Shop shops over at TTP
Ebay. Look into it.
No parking worries, no fighting crowds of brats and single mothers, and no waiting in queues.
Is that where ya gawt ya bath mat dog
Your melon and my baton are going to meet again, you bald headed bogan.
Go and have a bottle of scotch and cry again as to why you didn't make Commissioner.
The scotch part sounds good. Bit early for me though. You still quaffing Bogan's Champagne - West End Draft?
I didn't make Commissioner because I was too busy cleaning the streets of scumbags and scrotes. You must remember those days.
I don't drink mate.
Ah yes the old days.
Hot dogs are fucking gross. However, white people are not too picky about they eat.
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Hot dogs are fucking gross. However, white people are not too picky about they eat.
I know! Dogs and Cats should be thrown into the standard diet also, like in China.
Wait a minute! With Roller Dogs, they just might be in there here also...
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Hot dogs are fucking gross. However, white people are not too picky about they eat.
I know! Dogs and Cats should be thrown into the standard diet also, like in China.
Wait a minute! With Roller Dogs, they just might be in there here also...
Dog is healthier than baloney dogs.
^ eats dogs and sucks a black dick
glad I'm not your dentist honey
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
^ eats dogs and sucks a black dick
glad I'm not your dentist honey
:001_rolleyes:
Asian women are a delicacy and should have '' NO FUCKEN NIGGERS '' tattooed across their foreheads at birth.
Broke my heart when Shen Li married that monkey.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Asian women are a delicacy and should have '' NO FUCKEN NIGGERS '' tattooed across their foreheads at birth.
Broke my heart when Shen Li married that monkey.
Ya, Shen Li's old man is black. :001_rolleyes: