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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on September 13, 2016, 05:50:16 AM

Title: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Angry White Male on September 13, 2016, 05:50:16 AM
...it's simply just better to go hungry, than to eat those vicious things which may have been 'rolling' for a week or two...  Who knows how long?



Now, back to some serious shit!



How can Fleetguard (Cummins) sell me what they call an 'equivalent' air filter for my Donaldson air cleaner can, when the filter sits a fucking half inch taller!



Do I want my engine dusted?  No!  Does Cummins want my engine dusted?  Sure!  They can bill me $25,000 for an in-frame rebuild.



It's a good thing I check these things, as any good businessman simply must do.



Fuck the Fleetguard, and fuck all the 'equivalents'...  It's a Donaldson's can, and their own filters fit nicely in the housing.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Angry White Male on September 13, 2016, 05:51:39 AM
Now that I've bored you all, we can return to the regularly scheduled programming, which includes Grade 4 insults thrown my way!
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Angry White Male on September 13, 2016, 06:05:35 AM
I run a tight fucking ship.  Business is no joke.



Some things are new to me...  Like when I went to buy a "labeller"...  You remember those labellers with the plastic strips and the dial you'd adjust to punch a letter into the strip?  It had part of the handle you'd squeeze to imprint the letter?



No longer do they exist!  They are now battery powered electronic devices...



Nonetheless, at least they still sold staples that fit my old "Made in England" Comet stapler...



It's hectic!  WorksafeBC put me at a high rate, since we die quite often!  Tons of shit to do!



I love it!  I NEED it!



Corporate taxes will cost me about $1,400 for filings with accountant...
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2016, 06:33:36 AM
ac_dunno
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Angry White Male on September 13, 2016, 06:34:42 AM
[size=200]ROLLER DOGS![/size]
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2016, 06:41:26 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"[size=200]ROLLER DOGS![/size]

 :yuk:
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Angry White Male on September 13, 2016, 07:02:06 AM
Yes!  The shit comes out of the bum-bum improper shortly after ingesting the roller dog!
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2016, 11:35:19 AM
This makes me think of Apu and the Kwikie Mart.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2016, 07:13:05 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"This makes me think of Apu and the Kwikie Mart.

Thank you, come again.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2016, 08:27:42 PM
I have been told the packaged sandwiches at 7-11 are nearly inedible too.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 13, 2016, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I run a tight fucking ship.  Business is no joke.



Some things are new to me...  Like when I went to buy a "labeller"...  You remember those labellers with the plastic strips and the dial you'd adjust to punch a letter into the strip?  It had part of the handle you'd squeeze to imprint the letter?



No longer do they exist!  They are now battery powered electronic devices...



Nonetheless, at least they still sold staples that fit my old "Made in England" Comet stapler...



It's hectic!  WorksafeBC put me at a high rate, since we die quite often!  Tons of shit to do!



I love it!  I NEED it!



Corporate taxes will cost me about $1,400 for filings with accountant...


What a man!!!



You can maintain a whole TRUCK, all by yourself, whilst simultaneously operating complex office equipment.



You could rule a country with that wizardly brain.



 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 14, 2016, 12:37:13 AM
See if ya can handle a 2 hole punch. If ya need technical support ring ya ex I'm sure shes's had 2 or 3 holes punched in since you been gone !!!
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 14, 2016, 01:52:36 AM
That was actually funny!!!!



 :roll:
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 15, 2016, 02:59:33 AM
Gambino delivering the goods once again
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 15, 2016, 05:52:27 AM
There's a first time for everything!!
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2016, 10:56:43 AM
I stopped at a gas station with roller tacquitos. They looked as disgusting as the dogs.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 15, 2016, 04:36:33 PM
Ace you need a Asian lady.



You gotta be nice though.



She cook, clean, root, do shopping, all that shit.



Forget fucken roller dogs man you must eat shit if you even looking at that.



They look after themselves. My woman looks 20 years younger than she is.



So far all you've had is cunty western women there one minute gone the next.



Like that wif ya had she was a cunt. Complain all the time , no sex , dumbass parents like man a cat on a leash and that shitbag wif what the fuck was ya thinking.



I bet the minute she left some n1gger was fucking her arse that's western women for ya.



But you be nice to little Asian ting tong or she take gun from wall and go boom to your fucking kraut head like its fucken 1942 all over again.



Also lets face it ya wif had a stinkeeeeeeeey pussay....all western women have smelly cunts....Asian womanz all nice down there  you get plenty fresh air.



Good Luck Rooter.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 15, 2016, 07:37:37 PM
Gordy the gookpoker.



The only reason you got an Asian wife is because www.Asianwives.fuq.you had a clearance sale going. Free shipping to Australia.



Of course, you four eyed quokka fukkas have a penchant for Asian whores...Rose Hancock to name but one. "I lurve my hubband too much. I no hooka, I nanny".



Don't forget, Gambino...once she got that passport, she gone.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 15, 2016, 07:43:17 PM
Once she gawt passport she flew here



Unlike RW to you
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2016, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Once she gawt passport she flew here



Unlike RW to you

They always do until they find a place of their own.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 15, 2016, 08:06:19 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Once she gawt passport she flew here



Unlike RW to you


Soon to be followed by Mah-mah, 4 brothers, 3 sisters, 7 cousins and old boyfriend.



You're going to need a bigger house.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2016, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Once she gawt passport she flew here



Unlike RW to you


Soon to be followed by Mah-mah, 4 brothers, 3 sisters, 7 cousins and old boyfriend.



You're going to need a bigger house.

And more money.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 15, 2016, 08:10:02 PM
Ya. More money. You give me money. More money white tightass. Need noodles and shoes.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 15, 2016, 08:16:21 PM
bought her a winter wardrobe



shoes she buy 5 pairs



muggins paid...555
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2016, 12:06:19 AM
I bet Target were grateful for the business.



5 pairs for $20. Australian. Look like leather.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 16, 2016, 08:06:19 AM
Is that where Tuck Shop shops over at TTP
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2016, 06:39:03 PM
Ebay. Look into it.



No parking worries, no fighting crowds of brats and single mothers, and no waiting in queues.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 16, 2016, 07:12:03 PM
Is that where ya gawt ya bath mat dog
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2016, 07:40:37 PM
Your melon and my baton are going to meet again, you bald headed bogan.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 16, 2016, 08:27:35 PM
Go and have a bottle of scotch and cry again as to why you didn't make Commissioner.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2016, 08:43:11 PM
The scotch part sounds good. Bit early for me though. You still quaffing Bogan's Champagne - West End Draft?



I didn't make Commissioner because I was too busy cleaning the streets of scumbags and scrotes. You must remember those days.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 16, 2016, 10:35:20 PM
I don't drink mate.



Ah yes the old days.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2016, 04:39:45 AM
Hot dogs are fucking gross. However, white people are not too picky about they eat.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Angry White Male on September 17, 2016, 04:49:05 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Hot dogs are fucking gross. However, white people are not too picky about they eat.


I know!  Dogs and Cats should be thrown into the standard diet also, like in China.



Wait a minute!  With Roller Dogs, they just might be in there here also...
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2016, 04:51:09 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Hot dogs are fucking gross. However, white people are not too picky about they eat.


I know!  Dogs and Cats should be thrown into the standard diet also, like in China.



Wait a minute!  With Roller Dogs, they just might be in there here also...

Dog is healthier than baloney dogs.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 17, 2016, 10:42:56 AM
^ eats dogs and sucks a black dick



glad I'm not your dentist honey
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2016, 05:43:05 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"^ eats dogs and sucks a black dick



glad I'm not your dentist honey

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 17, 2016, 05:45:27 PM
Asian women are a delicacy and should have '' NO FUCKEN NIGGERS '' tattooed across their foreheads at birth.





Broke my heart when Shen Li married that monkey.
Title: Re: Roller Dogs...
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Asian women are a delicacy and should have '' NO FUCKEN NIGGERS '' tattooed across their foreheads at birth.





Broke my heart when Shen Li married that monkey.

Ya, Shen Li's old man is black. :001_rolleyes: