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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on September 18, 2016, 02:35:54 AM

Title: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 18, 2016, 02:35:54 AM
I'd queue for tickets to a favourite rock performer.



I'd queue to go through airport security.



I'd queue to pay for groceries.



I'd queue for ordering at a bistro.



I'd queue for access to an ATM.



But I would NOT queue for a godamn phone.



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Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 18, 2016, 03:23:38 AM
slope she say '' far queue ''
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2016, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: "Oberon"I'd queue for tickets to a favourite rock performer.



I'd queue to go through airport security.



I'd queue to pay for groceries.



I'd queue for ordering at a bistro.



I'd queue for access to an ATM.



But I would NOT queue for a godamn phone.



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Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: IRISH KAM on September 18, 2016, 05:04:06 PM
The first 2 posters would only Q for a T.icket to enter the Blue Oyster Bar .
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 18, 2016, 07:07:30 PM
what eva the fuck that is ya stoopid fucken mick
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: IRISH KAM on September 18, 2016, 07:25:06 PM
GIMPY GAM u know exactly what the Blue Oyster Bar is ya fool .
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2016, 07:40:59 PM
I wait in line so often I'm used to it.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on September 18, 2016, 08:06:34 PM
I'll fall in line for a vaccine or potion to give to all I care about that will leave them disease-free for life so that they will pass away in the winter of their lives from nothing but old age or natural causes.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2016, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I'll fall in line for a vaccine or potion to give to all I care about that will leave them disease-free for life so that they will pass away in the winter of their lives from nothing but old age or natural causes.

The sentiment if selfless Azhya, but, wouldn't they have to wait in line themselves for a vaccination..



Nobody can wait in line for me to get a flu shot.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 19, 2016, 12:26:45 AM
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"GIMPY GAM u know exactly what the Blue Oyster Bar is ya fool .




explain mr knows everything
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Gallium on September 20, 2016, 08:23:37 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I'll fall in line for a vaccine or potion to give to all I care about that will leave them disease-free for life so that they will pass away in the winter of their lives from nothing but old age or natural causes.

The sentiment if selfless Azhya, but, wouldn't they have to wait in line themselves for a vaccination..



Nobody can wait in line for me to get a flu shot.


You actually trust a flu shot Fash? I don't trust them and never will. Hand sanitiser does the trick. I also hardly ever get the flu. I guess it's the hand sanitiser!  :wink:
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2016, 12:23:25 PM
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I'll fall in line for a vaccine or potion to give to all I care about that will leave them disease-free for life so that they will pass away in the winter of their lives from nothing but old age or natural causes.

The sentiment if selfless Azhya, but, wouldn't they have to wait in line themselves for a vaccination..



Nobody can wait in line for me to get a flu shot.


You actually trust a flu shot Fash? I don't trust them and never will. Hand sanitiser does the trick. I also hardly ever get the flu. I guess it's the hand sanitiser!  :wink:

My company wants us getting our annual free flu shots. I have concerns about it, but I usually get the needle anyway.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 20, 2016, 07:10:58 PM
Junkie
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 20, 2016, 07:13:20 PM
Alkie.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 20, 2016, 07:15:31 PM
Gambler
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 20, 2016, 07:20:09 PM
Huh?



I don't bet. Never have.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 20, 2016, 07:23:11 PM
If ya open a TAB account they give ya 20 bucks free betting money.



Handy for old pensioner types like you might win a bit to buy a fucken goon then you get lubra in park.



Good times.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 20, 2016, 07:27:34 PM
Never been a gambler.



And I got LOTS of lubras when cruising the park. No goon required.



Great times!!!
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 20, 2016, 07:32:57 PM
WA gins look almost human
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 20, 2016, 07:36:02 PM
After 6 pints and half a bottle of whisky, maybe...
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 20, 2016, 08:33:41 PM
I said almost



No amount of piss drinking will negate that the abo boong is not human and is a dirty stinking coon.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2016, 08:36:43 PM
Marble Slab chocolate pistachio ice cream. It's yummy.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 02:04:13 AM
So is vagina but I don't queue for it
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 21, 2016, 02:15:58 AM
Just flash that wad in Patty, eh.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 03:01:24 AM
Just stand there with tank top on so can see all my tatts
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Gallium on September 21, 2016, 04:15:38 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Gallium"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I'll fall in line for a vaccine or potion to give to all I care about that will leave them disease-free for life so that they will pass away in the winter of their lives from nothing but old age or natural causes.

The sentiment if selfless Azhya, but, wouldn't they have to wait in line themselves for a vaccination..



Nobody can wait in line for me to get a flu shot.


You actually trust a flu shot Fash? I don't trust them and never will. Hand sanitiser does the trick. I also hardly ever get the flu. I guess it's the hand sanitiser!  :wink:

My company wants us getting our annual free flu shots. I have concerns about it, but I usually get the needle anyway.


That same free service was offered to my missus at her work too. Every time she had the flu shot she'd end up getting the flu anyway as well as most of her colleagues. They say you contract the flu only to a lesser degree...I say why even bother?



I very rarely get sick and I may contract the flu or cold virus once a year if that, and then only very mildly.



I believe keeping clean hands and limiting all drugs, even paracetamol to a bare minimum. I rarely take antibiotics as I prefer not to destroy my good stomach bacteria. A daily dose of a good multi-vitamin and keeping a minimal distance of at least a metre from the infected.



I don't trust doctors and I sure as hell don't believe in injecting foreign vaccines into my body without good reason.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 08:31:01 AM
The flu shot is flu like how fucked is that.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2016, 08:59:01 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"The flu shot is flu like how fucked is that.

I get the flu shot each fall and I don't get the flu.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 09:02:45 AM
Well that's really noice Flashy.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2016, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Well that's really noice Flashy.

It keeps me from missing work GORDY.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 09:32:30 AM
Gotta go to work bring the bucks in.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 21, 2016, 07:53:53 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Just stand there with tank top on so can see all my tatts


When Mrs G gets a load of a cleanskin like me, unsullied by cartoonish caricatures of "evil" and "badass", I suspect she will want to see what its like to spend a little time with a man that doesn't feel the need to project an image he doesn't own.



Don't worry.



I'll give her back when I'm done.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 08:12:57 PM
I earned them tatts mate.



You can't have my wif and I don't want yours.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 21, 2016, 09:09:14 PM
You PAID for those tatts, son. That's a different thing than earning them.



I think I'll send your wife a Facebook invite and see where it takes us.



"Hey, Gordy...he say he ex cop. Got BIG baton!!"
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 21, 2016, 09:25:08 PM
Try this mate.





Skid bum pensioner down to 3 bottles of scotch a day seeks young slope for wif...washing, ironing , fucking, etc.



Duties include finding my false teeth , defibrillator about once a week , sending unrequited pm's to RW , and reminding me I was a contender for Commissioner.



No car for you as being a woman and a slope you will crash it. What the fuck is it with you lot can't ya see outa your fucken eyes I outa grab a Yellow Pages yeah back in the day did I tell you this time this fucken abo I was gonna shoot him in Taperoo. Then I would have made Commissioner.



Send letter with reply paid envelope and don't worry about a pic cos you all look the same.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Berry Sweet on September 21, 2016, 09:31:27 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"The flu shot is flu like how fucked is that.

I get the flu shot each fall and I don't get the flu.

I never get the flu shot and I never get the flu.



Flu shot are not proven to actually work, its just a chance you take.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 22, 2016, 02:28:44 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Try this mate.





Skid bum pensioner down to 3 bottles of scotch a day seeks young slope for wif...washing, ironing , fucking, etc.



Duties include finding my false teeth , defibrillator about once a week , sending unrequited pm's to RW , and reminding me I was a contender for Commissioner.



No car for you as being a woman and a slope you will crash it. What the fuck is it with you lot can't ya see outa your fucken eyes I outa grab a Yellow Pages yeah back in the day did I tell you this time this fucken abo I was gonna shoot him in Taperoo. Then I would have made Commissioner.



Send letter with reply paid envelope and don't worry about a pic cos you all look the same.


You have NO idea how close that abo came to suffering a dose of high speed lead poisoning.



It was INCHES, bucko. A few more inches closer and he was going down.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 22, 2016, 03:50:35 AM
noice
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 22, 2016, 06:53:28 AM
He saw it in my eyes...put the axe down...and surrendered.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 22, 2016, 11:59:09 AM
Adelaide coons are fucked there aint much of them but every one I met was a cunt . A thieving , lying , useless, smelly piece of shit.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 22, 2016, 07:35:10 PM
Perhaps.



But a lot of white folks were much, much worse.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 22, 2016, 09:54:31 PM
Give us a few examples of what ya dealt with.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2016, 11:29:02 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"Perhaps.



But a lot of white folks were much, much worse.

That is hardly surprising.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 22, 2016, 11:34:42 PM
Bikies - all white.



Drug dealers - all white.



Serial rapists - all white.



Armed robbery - all white.



Fraudsters - all white.



Politicians - all white.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 22, 2016, 11:49:00 PM
Few misunderstood folks there but Polititions you said polititions ffs man
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2016, 12:05:36 AM
Quote from: "Oberon"Bikies - all white.



Drug dealers - all white.



Serial rapists - all white.



Armed robbery - all white.



Fraudsters - all white.



Politicians - all white.

The only one of those that would be all white in Canada would be one percenter bikers.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 23, 2016, 12:38:26 AM
And I bet many are inuits.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2016, 12:42:43 AM
Quote from: "Oberon"Bikies - all white.



Drug dealers - all white.



Serial rapists - all white.



Armed robbery - all white.



Fraudsters - all white.



Politicians - all white.

There are East Asians in all those categories, except for bikers.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Bricktop on September 23, 2016, 02:07:26 AM
Not here.



Whites still commit the majority of serious crimes.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on September 23, 2016, 03:03:19 AM
To prevent serious crimes the govt killed all the blacks in Tasmania and presto problem solved.



They walked from one side to the other shooting the abos.



Fun times.
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2016, 08:09:09 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"To prevent serious crimes the govt killed all the blacks in Tasmania and presto problem solved.



They walked from one side to the other shooting the abos.



Fun times.

 :crazy:
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: IRISH KAM on September 28, 2016, 06:58:11 AM
Quote from: "Oberon"Not here.



Whites still commit the majority of serious crimes.


What Country is this H.O.M.OBeron ?
Title: Re: What would YOU queue for?
Post by: Anonymous on September 28, 2016, 07:44:24 AM
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Quote from: "Oberon"Not here.



Whites still commit the majority of serious crimes.


What Country is this H.O.M.OBeron ?

There is no country called that.

 :laugh:
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