Oi Crappy Pommy Pappy we got one hell of a storm brewing here gonna smash us this arvo.
Then in unabated form this conducts its own transit towards the rubbish pile in a Eastwardly fashion.
You better batten down the hatches .
Make sure you got plenty of insurance.
You say you are elevated 200 metres .
That's the fucken worst place to be. Near Kelly Rd youse are all rooted mate.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Then in unabated form this conducts its own transit towards the rubbish pile in a Eastwardly fashion.
You better batten down the hatches .
Make sure you got plenty of insurance.
You say you are elevated 200 metres .
That's the fucken worst place to be. Near Kelly Rd youse are all rooted mate.
I hope everyone is safe and insurance premiums paid up.
They die soon.
Worst storm since 1948 when they lost jettys and levies.
Better glad wrap ya doggy Soxy cos it's fucken gonna piss down. 40 mm rain +. 130 kph winds. Gusting to 180 kph.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Worst storm since 1948 when they lost jettys and levies.
Better glad wrap ya doggy Soxy cos it's fucken gonna piss down. 40 mm rain +. 130 kph winds. Gusting to 180 kph.
:ohmy:
This is gonna be bad arse.
http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/flood-watch-issued-for-south-australia-as-storm-approaches/news-story/05636d845b841450a985ba9923916a81
Worse than earlier reported.
LS is gonna have to use his old woman as a sand bag. About all shes fucken good for. ac_lmfao :MG_216: ac_toofunny :laugh3: :roll: ac_razz :JC_howdy: ac_hithere
At least I earned my wife's affections.
I don't have to pay for them.
One way or another since time immortal we men have always paid and always will.
At least I didn't have a go at Beau you should be fucken grateful mate.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Before i met my wife, I would have agreed with you.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
No, most men don't have to pay for companionship. Real men attract women for who they are. Most relationships are based on people actually wanting to be with each other.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
That would have earned you a visit from some Perth acquaintances from the old days.
How much grass are you smoking a day?
Its a good looking dog.
You best not be threatening me pappy.
From the time I get up till I go to bed non stop all day.
Got some hydro...it came from Adel.
Its good shit man.
That's better. If you wish to continue consuming your shit, you'll mind your manners, especially in relation to Beau.
WA Drug Squad are still pretty ruthless, I understand.
GIMPY GAM / HERMOHOMO / HOMOberon / HOMOmero all some how meet on the same Thread .
Gay as Fuck .
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Gay as Fuck .
How old are you IRISH KAM?
Quote from: "Oberon"
WA Drug Squad are still pretty ruthless, I understand.
They are good to deal with !!! wink wink say no more...555
Well, here we goooooo.....
Wild wind, pelting rain, thunder and lightning...
May the good Lord be sailing with us on this evil tide.
Thanks a lot Gambino...
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
No, most men don't have to pay for companionship. Real men attract women for who they are. Most relationships are based on people actually wanting to be with each other.
Money and bling are part of the attraction to m-en for many women. Hell, there are even for some gold digging young guys nowadays.
You've been
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/national_radar_sat.loop.shtml
You got about an hour to go then the centre of the storm will be over TTP.
Hope you got that wif of yours lying down near the front door ....555
heres a better one
Soxy lives where the number 22 is
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR641.loop.shtml#skip
I need plans for an ark!!! Tout suite!!!
Its mental.
If I was you I wooda been gone to soi 6 Central Pattaya.
She can stay and feed the dog.
Can't afford it.
3 minutes ago
Bureau of Meteorology to update weather situation soon - The BoM will be issuing a new severe weather warning at 12.50pm, and another for thunderstorms at 1.10pm.
A pleasant zephyr and some misting rain.
Is that all you've got?
Wait theres more
Bring it on!!!
125 km/h winds...40mm of rain.
you should get in the house repair business mate
H.OMOberon and GIMPY Gam need to get a Room !
Well, we just got hosed and power is out across the State.
Thunder and lightning everywhere.
yeah I know
known that all day
that's the first of 3 cold fronts
the next 2 are fucken dodgy mate
worst storm since 1948
enjoy
No power!!!! No internet!!!
HOMObero and GIMPY GAMS sick Fag Fest is Shockin .
Is ya land line ok?
Is ya kids cell phone ok ? gawd dang...555
SHEE YIT .
GIMP GAM are ya still gettin ya Crony On ?
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
GIMP GAM are ya still gettin ya Crony On ?
Hey, trout mouth.
You have a debate to engage in.
What's keeping you?
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
GIMP GAM are ya still gettin ya Crony On ?
Hey, trout mouth.
You have a debate to engage in.
What's keeping you?
Is that the same debate i asked ya at 01;44 to take part in , and ya Flaked and crumbled .
coupla fucken galahs youse two
Ya couldnt Make this Shit UP !
So what ya gonna do now ya 1 trick pony...555
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Are ya Suckin TWENTY DIAPERS aka SEMEN ( SEAMAJOR ) Off ?
Thats his Favourite saying along with his Naked Kiddie Pic that EVs allows .
5 hours without power.
Just restored.
Thanks a fucking lot, Gambino.
Youre fucken welcome Pappy.
Expect more of the same same tomorrow big chief.
I have underground power so I don't get blackouts.
You live like Fred Flintstone....enjoy ya stobies.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Just restored.
Thanks a fucking lot, Gambino.
I'm glad you have power again Oberon.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Expect more of the same same tomorrow big chief.
I have underground power so I don't get blackouts.
You live like Fred Flintstone....enjoy ya stobies.
Wrong again, Dumbino.
It was a failure in Port Augusta.
We know who lives there, don't we?
Porta Gutter mate get me some green cans Morton...555
youse got rid of perfectly good gas and coal fired lectricity and whadda youse fucken Adel coons do get wind mills that dont work when its windy.
wheres ya fucken logic blackout boi??
There are some politicians here this morning feeling rather uncomfortable, as the punters unleash their wrath on their wooden heads.
The Nanny State
Will never amount to anything
Fear of progress and change and when ya do get things happening like ya water desalinisation it doesn't work.
Just like ya power.
Fucken mindas...555
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3812681/South-Australians-worst-storm-50-years-memes.html
So howz the weather right now Soxy ?? Bit breezy hey ?? Spot of rain ?? 555
Wetter than a ducks butt and windier than Irish Kam.
The flooding in South Australia were discussed at work today..
Many comparisons were made to the Southern Alberta flood of 2013.
Did ya all stand around and have a big laugh at Adelaide Flashy ??
We did thought it was hilarious...555
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
We did thought it was hilarious...555
Ya, she seems the type that would get her jollies off of the misery of others. ac_razz
schadenfreude
as in at the other place they only had 8 posts today :MG_216:
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Many comparisons were made to the Southern Alberta flood of 2013.
Whilst things are a bit dicey, the weather will ease today, allowing flood waters to recede.
The important thing is that the storms are not catastrophic. Just heavy wind and rain. No lives are threatened, and damage is fairly minor, mostly down to falling trees. It will take a while to clean up, but this is no Katrina.
Also, it was predicted 6 months ago, at the end of the El Nino effect. The follow up pattern drives high winds and rain across the country. It all went in accordance with natural weather patterns.
This hasn't stopped the warlarmists from claiming its all part of global warming/climate change/the apocalypse.
Strangely, around 5 years ago, these sage scientists were telling us that rain would cease to fall in Australia, according to their "data models".
Yet the whole country is awash at the moment, with record rainfalls in many areas.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Many comparisons were made to the Southern Alberta flood of 2013.
Whilst things are a bit dicey, the weather will ease today, allowing flood waters to recede.
The important thing is that the storms are not catastrophic. Just heavy wind and rain. No lives are threatened, and damage is fairly minor, mostly down to falling trees. It will take a while to clean up, but this is no Katrina.
Also, it was predicted 6 months ago, at the end of the El Nino effect. The follow up pattern drives high winds and rain across the country. It all went in accordance with natural weather patterns.
This hasn't stopped the warlarmists from claiming its all part of global warming/climate change/the apocalypse.
Strangely, around 5 years ago, these sage scientists were telling us that rain would cease to fall in Australia, according to their "data models".
Yet the whole country is awash at the moment, with record rainfalls in many areas.
The flooding where I live three years ago was blamed on climate change by some people too even though it was a rare rain on snow event in the mountains West of here..
That and building on flood plains.
Oi Soxy youse gonna get another 40 mm of rain....from the west
youse is fucken welcome
Before you get to sloshed today Sydney or Footscray ??
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Many comparisons were made to the Southern Alberta flood of 2013.
Whilst things are a bit dicey, the weather will ease today, allowing flood waters to recede.
The important thing is that the storms are not catastrophic. Just heavy wind and rain. No lives are threatened, and damage is fairly minor, mostly down to falling trees. It will take a while to clean up, but this is no Katrina.
Also, it was predicted 6 months ago, at the end of the El Nino effect. The follow up pattern drives high winds and rain across the country. It all went in accordance with natural weather patterns.
This hasn't stopped the warlarmists from claiming its all part of global warming/climate change/the apocalypse.
Strangely, around 5 years ago, these sage scientists were telling us that rain would cease to fall in Australia, according to their "data models".
Yet the whole country is awash at the moment, with record rainfalls in many areas.
The flooding where I live three years ago was blamed on climate change by some people too even though it was a rare rain on snow event in the mountains West of here..
That and building on flood plains.
That's want alarmists do.
Here ya go Storm Boi have a fucken free weather report.
http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/south-australians-to-be-battered-with-more-heavy-rainfall/news-story/a5dc050c23cb61384844517f922a4414
Storm done. All gone. Bright and sunny. Very pleasant...well except most of the roads to the north east are closed and people are trying to get to the river for a spot of skiiing. AFTER being asked nicely to stay at home this weekend.
Youse are in for more next week.
Quote from: "Oberon"
The same thing happened after the Southern Alberta floods..
People were advised not to fish in the Bow and Sheep rivers, but they did anyway.
Soxy might land himself a few carps
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Fresh fish for supper.
ac_smile
Oops.
More rain and storms due today and tomorrow.
Damn global warming.
Rivers have already burst their banks.
Quote from: "Oberon"
More rain and storms due today and tomorrow.
Damn global warming.
Rivers have already burst their banks.
The alarmists say that global warming could cause flooding or droughts. A global oven or the next ice age. They got all their bases covered
Well, our base is covered. More storms and rain today is adding to the flooding mayhem. Didn't see this coming. We thought it was all over, done and dusted by last Friday.
Our alarmists are on record as prophesising that by 2015, Australia would be in the grip of a catastrophic drought with no end in sight. The right wing media is having a field day replaying all their old news clips where they made their doomsday predictions. They do look pretty stupid.
Record rain.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Our alarmists are on record as prophesising that by 2015, Australia would be in the grip of a catastrophic drought with no end in sight. The right wing media is having a field day replaying all their old news clips where they made their doomsday predictions. They do look pretty stupid.
Record rain.
What's stupid is anyone believing the doomsday predictions of the alarmists.
Many did, and still do despite their track record of FAIL.
And when their failures keep getting pointed out to them, they come up with even more far fetched theories.
"Beware GLOBAL WARMING. We are DOOMED!"
"ER...the globe isn't warming."
"Beware CLIMATE CHANGE. We are DOOMED!"
"Er...the climate is always changing."
"Beware RAMPANT CAPITALISM that is destroying the envionment!!"
"Er...China is the world's worst polluter, and its Communist."
"Oh fuck off, denier..."
Quote from: "Oberon"
And when their failures keep getting pointed out to them, they come up with even more far fetched theories.
"Beware GLOBAL WARMING. We are DOOMED!"
"ER...the globe isn't warming."
"Beware CLIMATE CHANGE. We are DOOMED!"
"Er...the climate is always changing."
"Beware RAMPANT CAPITALISM that is destroying the envionment!!"
"Er...China is the world's worst polluter, and its Communist."
"Oh fuck off, denier..."
:roll:
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Many comparisons were made to the Southern Alberta flood of 2013.
Whilst things are a bit dicey, the weather will ease today, allowing flood waters to recede.
The important thing is that the storms are not catastrophic. Just heavy wind and rain. No lives are threatened, and damage is fairly minor, mostly down to falling trees. It will take a while to clean up, but this is no Katrina.
Also, it was predicted 6 months ago, at the end of the El Nino effect. The follow up pattern drives high winds and rain across the country. It all went in accordance with natural weather patterns.
This hasn't stopped the warlarmists from claiming its all part of global warming/climate change/the apocalypse.
Strangely, around 5 years ago, these sage scientists were telling us that rain would cease to fall in Australia, according to their "data models".
Yet the whole country is awash at the moment, with record rainfalls in many areas.
I saw video from South Australia on the weather channel. :ohmy:
Its a mess.
On the plus side, the water will recede rapidly, hopefully tomorrow, and people can start drying their houses. The cost will be immense due to flooded crops and market gardens, as well as vineyards.
Nobody seriously hurt though.
Water will take over a week to subside.
Now youse have lectricity ya can take ya Mrs. which ya used as a door stop and put her in the dryer. Cool setting ya don't wanna frizz that hair of hers any more than it is now.
You want to watch what you're saying. We'll be in Perth next year.
I know where you live, bucko.
Come around and I'll shout ya a few cones in my new retirement mansion. Actually if ya on ya way over load up and I'll give yer the cash.
I'll see if the boys in the Drug Squad have some spare.
Tell em ya latest stock market tip like ya really fucken whats going on like.
Fuck Im stoned
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO[b"]
:confused1:
um ya you know worry Flashy is just like ermm...yeah potatos
2 bags of your finest, please.
And make sure you wash them first.
We got no water .....send me some or I just brush the potatoes with me floor broom
You got plenty of water. You have a desal plant.
Forget washing them then. Just send em over full of Western Australian mud.
I'll wash them here. We have plenty of water.
Yeph I checked we got water coming out of taps.
Is only sand we have no mud.
Except me that's my name...555
You can't grow good taters in sand.
That's why you buy them all from the Virginia mafia.
I will make you an offer you can't refuse.