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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 02:31:51 AM

Title: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 02:31:51 AM
Right Soxy this is the deal. Big fat round spuds delivered to TTP Woolies or Colses . Min order 10 tonne. $50 per kilo. Add 12% GST.



When yo want em. Cash only . No Tax Invoice. No fuck all just the spuds mate. So how much ya want pops ??
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 02:32:56 AM
If you want potatoes we got them as well. 60 bucks a key mate. Plus GST.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2016, 08:48:45 AM
Do you grow potatoes GORDY?
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 10:19:17 AM
No .



 I am a Company Director. Been so since 1985.



I have extreme talents.



But Soxy aint got no spuds cos he gawt flooded like real pissed on.



So I will sell him some.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 05, 2016, 08:11:52 PM
Apparently, potatoes, capsicums, cucumbers and parsnips (who cares) will be in short supply as a result of the recent floods.



That means we will have to bring them in from interstate, whereby scalpers and profiteers like Gambino will bump the price by a factor of four to feed from the misery of others misfortune.



What goes around, comes around, Gambino...
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 08:27:46 PM
Maybe you should get a coolie hat and go in the rice growing business.



Swap ya for parsnips.



And some cash...lol
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2016, 08:28:18 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"Apparently, potatoes, capsicums, cucumbers and parsnips (who cares) will be in short supply as a result of the recent floods.



That means we will have to bring them in from interstate, whereby scalpers and profiteers like Gambino will bump the price by a factor of four to feed from the misery of others misfortune.



What goes around, comes around, Gambino...

Gordy was being funny about the potatoes.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 05, 2016, 08:30:12 PM
There's nothing funny about potatoes.



Where shall we get our fries from? Crunch chips? Mash to go with the bangers?



This is serious. No spuds means we are on the brink of a total breakdown of society.



Get off your duff and send spuds to me, Gambino. Imshi.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 08:36:12 PM
No fritters either.



Oh the humanity.



Can get ya 50 tonne.



We have a guy here called Galati...nice dago...him and me are partners.



He gonna earn his button.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 05, 2016, 08:39:39 PM
Best quality?



Not those shrivelled golf ball sized spuds you eat over there.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 08:44:39 PM
The quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.



Wash the cash ...I don't want slimy Adelaide dabs all over em this stuffs gotta go to the Sydney Lebbos.



Ciao.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 05, 2016, 08:46:29 PM
The cash will be, as always, untraceable.



But I don't want my money going to Lebbos or any other arabs.



I want good wop spuds.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 08:55:59 PM
I got blue spuds genetically modified contains crocidolite





I got white spuds genetically modified contains chrysotile





I got brown spuds genetically modified contains amosite



Breathe easy.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2016, 09:24:55 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"There's nothing funny about potatoes.



Where shall we get our fries from? Crunch chips? Mash to go with the bangers?



This is serious. No spuds means we are on the brink of a total breakdown of society.



Get off your duff and send spuds to me, Gambino. Imshi.

South Australia can always import rice from Vietnam as a substitute.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 05, 2016, 09:37:27 PM
Australians eat rice as a pudding.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 05, 2016, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Oberon"There's nothing funny about potatoes.



Where shall we get our fries from? Crunch chips? Mash to go with the bangers?



This is serious. No spuds means we are on the brink of a total breakdown of society.



Get off your duff and send spuds to me, Gambino. Imshi.

South Australia can always import rice from Vietnam as a substitute.


We already do. Australians eat LOTS of rice.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 06, 2016, 01:22:28 AM
No that's my new wif she eats 50 kg rice a day
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2016, 01:26:25 AM
Rice is a staple, but I've been eating less of it the last couple of years.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 06, 2016, 02:10:24 AM
Yes cos you hab new husband boom boom he gib yo money so now yo no need fucky rice yo go sucky fucky and eat lobster tail ho ho ho.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2016, 09:13:05 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Rice is a staple, but I've been eating less of it the last couple of years.

Rice is fattening.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 06, 2016, 07:07:00 PM
Oi.



Where's my spuds, Gambino??



Should be here by now. I have customers waiting.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 06, 2016, 07:58:02 PM
Hey what you want delivery. ok on my way. I thought you was calling in.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 06, 2016, 08:22:57 PM
Do I look like a delivery boy?
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 06, 2016, 08:23:47 PM
Ace you drunken Canuck wheres the fucken spuds mate fucken told ya the old man needs em asap or he gonna have to eat chinky fucken rice. Stop rooting ya ex and get to work .
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 06, 2016, 08:25:45 PM
Ace couldn't deliver a turd to a toilet bowl without losing his way.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 06, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
Directions head east. Even a fuckwit Canuck can work that out...eventually.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 06, 2016, 08:33:32 PM
He'd still get lost on the only available road. He'd end up in Darwin.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 06, 2016, 08:43:54 PM
He'd like the local women there.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 06, 2016, 09:29:18 PM
You mean Katherine.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2016, 10:05:59 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"Ace couldn't deliver a turd to a toilet bowl without losing his way.

He would blame that on someone else too. When Mel fucks up it is never his own fault.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 07, 2016, 08:27:04 PM
It seems Gambino needs a visit from some former colleagues.



Still no spuds. Promises made, money changed hands.



Gordy knows what happens if you cross the wrong people. He has no doubt watched those videos of drug cartel revenge.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 07, 2016, 10:09:18 PM
Mate have I got a deal for you. Some coon stole all me spuds so I got a great deal for you.



Yep a deal.



Parsnips instead of spuds same same cost.



Youre gonna rake in the dough.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 07, 2016, 11:08:30 PM
Are you crazy?



Have you ever been to a fish and parsnips shop?



French fried parsnips? Pringles Parsnips?



That's pig food!!!



You leave me no option but to make some calls.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 07, 2016, 11:13:01 PM
Start up a Barnacle Booze the punters wont know the difference.



Just call em fries.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 08, 2016, 01:51:47 AM
Barnacle Bill's, the Bacteria Cafeteria, you mean. No thanks.



I'd rather eat dog food.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 08, 2016, 02:17:06 AM
ok you wanna refund no prob



poker machine credits ok



you see I got this other scam going...wink wink



I can make you rich
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2016, 08:35:01 AM
Have the heavy rains stopped yet in South Australia Oberon?
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 15, 2016, 07:38:50 PM
No. Its raining again today.



Drug dealers are abandoning amphetamines and coke for contraband potatoes.



"Man, I need some fries..."



"Meet me in the carpark in 10 minutes. Come alone".
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2016, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"No. Its raining again today.



Drug dealers are abandoning amphetamines and coke for contraband potatoes.



"Man, I need some fries..."



"Meet me in the carpark in 10 minutes. Come alone".

Would you take sunflower seeds instead? I grow them on my farm.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 15, 2016, 09:09:47 PM
This is a serious issue!!!



WTF would we do with sunflower seeds other than feed the birds...who don't need it anyway because they're scarfing all our fucking fruit and almonds!!!



Sunflower seeds...sheesh.



Grow potatoes!!! For the sake of humanity!!!!
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 15, 2016, 09:31:27 PM
Driest State in the driest country.



Eat dirt ya peasants.



Or mud.



No spuds for youse.



Fuck off.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2016, 10:10:14 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Driest State in the driest country.



Eat dirt ya peasants.



Or mud.



No spuds for youse.



Fuck off.

I thought Western Australia was the driest state?

 ac_dunno
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 15, 2016, 10:15:37 PM
Nah SA  is.



Its as dry as a dead dingos donger.



Its as dry as a pommys towel.



 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 16, 2016, 01:12:07 AM
Potatoes needed urgently.



Send some now.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 16, 2016, 01:30:53 AM
Well we had to value add.



Hedge Fund rules you see.



All yer gonna get is potato chips.



4 million bags of em.



I'll send my best man just after the seats have been vinegared.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 16, 2016, 04:14:55 AM
Just send the potato chips but don't cook them.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 16, 2016, 12:38:13 PM
Right you are pops
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 16, 2016, 07:34:24 PM
Gambino, its been a week, and even today its pissing down, ruining our root vegetable crops.



Still no spuds.



I had faith in you, boy. The man who can hook you up with anything.



Seems you only make a noise in some south east Asian ghetto.



So much for being a don.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 17, 2016, 01:22:08 AM
I fail to see the correlation between it raining right now and your non delivery of spuds.



As for your money all I can confirm is it is safe and has been flipped.



You now own 100 % ,a beaut time share.



Just after we build the building.



And swindle the land.



Youre gonna get Capital Guaranteed return of 340 % and compounding interest at 34.3498657% per day. Back dated 5 years.



Whats ya pin number again ??
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 17, 2016, 02:25:41 AM
More rain = less spuds for me!!!
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 17, 2016, 02:36:32 AM
The Potato Board here got told to get fucked and they closed so now growers can grow as much as they want before it was regulated.



But youse gawt great hydros over there the best in Oz.



Real fuck yer off ya dial shit man.



You outa score me a fucken harvest yo.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2016, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: "Oberon"More rain = less spuds for me!!!

Potatoes don't like rain or just heavy rain?
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 17, 2016, 06:25:28 PM
The crops were inundated with flood water.



End of potatoes.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 17, 2016, 06:26:59 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"The Potato Board here got told to get fucked and they closed so now growers can grow as much as they want before it was regulated.



But youse gawt great hydros over there the best in Oz.



Real fuck yer off ya dial shit man.



You outa score me a fucken harvest yo.


OK. Best Virginia Bliss, for quality Perth spuds. Kilo for kilo. One sack of spuds, one sack of prime SA ganja.



That's a deal even YOU can't resist.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 17, 2016, 11:03:50 PM
done deal mate
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2016, 07:54:42 PM
This is the most I have read about spuds in my life. :laugh:
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 18, 2016, 08:10:17 PM
Odd.



Is there anything more important?



No spuds = major calamity.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2016, 10:56:21 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"Odd.



Is there anything more important?



No spuds = major calamity.

Potato Aid for Australia. Maybe Bono and Bob Geldof could organize it.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 19, 2016, 12:03:22 AM
I like you're thinking!!!



Let's do it!!!



Maybe update the artists a bit though (and it was Midge Ure and Geldof, not Bono, that organised Band Aid).
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2016, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "Oberon"Odd.



Is there anything more important?



No spuds = major calamity.

Potato Aid for Australia. Maybe Bono and Bob Geldof could organize it.

lol, that would be a way for them to revive their careers.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2016, 01:05:53 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"I like you're thinking!!!



Let's do it!!!



Maybe update the artists a bit though (and it was Midge Ure and Geldof, not Bono, that organised Band Aid).

Let's not and say we did.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 19, 2016, 06:55:10 PM
Easy for you to say.



Probably knee deep in potatoes.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 20, 2016, 09:13:39 PM
Oi, Gambino...have you received the 10 sacks of..er...spinach...I sent as payment for the spuds you promised?
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 20, 2016, 09:16:55 PM
Yeah man I cant get off the chair its a full body stone.



1000 avacados nicked from Renmark hey.



Youse are starving too much.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2016, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"Easy for you to say.



Probably knee deep in potatoes.

Would you settle for sunflower seeds? I have acres and acres of them.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 20, 2016, 10:13:07 PM
Enough with the sunflower seeds!!!



They are for parrots and hippies.



We need P O T A T O E S!!!



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Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2016, 10:23:15 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"Enough with the sunflower seeds!!!



They are for parrots and hippies.



We need P O T A T O E S!!!



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How about canola? Everybody likes canola.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: priscilla1961 on October 20, 2016, 10:45:18 PM
The Chinese spicy and sour potato.

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Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 20, 2016, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
How about canola? Everybody likes canola.


Why do I get the feeling you are not taking this crisis seriously? acc_angry
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 21, 2016, 11:23:40 PM
Cos it's South Australia land of poofers and serial killers so no one cares.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 22, 2016, 01:12:51 AM
So it seems...



Perhaps I need to be a little more persuasive.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 22, 2016, 01:40:52 AM
Can rent ya a bank vault but seriously whata fucken sinister place.



Adelaide Oval now that was scary. I think that's where the turning point was.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 22, 2016, 01:56:37 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Can rent ya a bank vault but seriously whata fucken sinister place.



Adelaide Oval now that was scary. I think that's where the turning point was.


Adelaide Oval has been rebuilt now. Its a world class stadium. Bring the kids.



 :roll:
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 22, 2016, 02:38:33 AM
Yeah I'll bring Jane , Arnna and Grant.



 ac_toofunny



You nearly had it you know that. The kids bought 2 large soft drinks as well as 5 pasties and a pie...this has only just been disclosed...we knew about the pie / pasties a year after the abduction...that had been held back on....but the bottles that is new.



The bins were never checked for the empty drink bottles. The would have had the kids dabs on it as well as the perps. That is the only physical evidence and the chance was lost.



Couldn't catch a case of clap in a Thai brothel....Stan was the wrong man in charge....cults ??? This case and all the others went no where until Des took over. But even though the reward went from $ 1000 to a mill it was too little too late.



So why did this all come about ?? Revenge on the dad . A dish served ice cold.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 22, 2016, 06:20:00 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeah I'll bring Jane , Arnna and Grant.



 ac_toofunny



You nearly had it you know that. The kids bought 2 large soft drinks as well as 5 pasties and a pie...this has only just been disclosed...we knew about the pie / pasties a year after the abduction...that had been held back on....but the bottles that is new.



The bins were never checked for the empty drink bottles. The would have had the kids dabs on it as well as the perps. That is the only physical evidence and the chance was lost.



Couldn't catch a case of clap in a Thai brothel....Stan was the wrong man in charge....cults ??? This case and all the others went no where until Des took over. But even though the reward went from $ 1000 to a mill it was too little too late.



So why did this all come about ?? Revenge on the dad . A dish served ice cold.


You believe in fairy stories too.



Or were you there...
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 23, 2016, 01:46:23 AM
I was at the Torrens and seen swimming lessons.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 23, 2016, 02:02:03 AM
Nice. Obviously you learned quickly.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 23, 2016, 02:17:43 AM
I heard laughing then a bloke went in the water ,then more laughing ,then another bloke went for a swim. More laughing. I seen the people throwers.



Drunk demons yeah I seen them.



013- 234   10329934



^ The more I get paid the less I remember.



Thanks champ.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 23, 2016, 05:18:17 AM
There were accusations that the swimming teachers were police officers "moonlighting". (See what I did there?)



They were arrested, tried and acquitted. The file remains open.



If you possess information, please inform the Adelaide plod.



In person. Near Jolley's Boathouse.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 23, 2016, 06:43:18 AM
So no bribe hey.



I'll send em a pic of ya av should go ok on a photo fit.
Title: Re: Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate
Post by: Bricktop on October 24, 2016, 06:16:13 PM
Nobody will bother me.



I know where the bodies are buried.



I'm more protected than a rock wallaby.
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