Title: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 12:19:06 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 12:19:06 AM
Pls give advise as to how I should proceed.
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Bricktop on October 11, 2016, 12:58:49 AM
Post by: Bricktop on October 11, 2016, 12:58:49 AM
Buy a can of kerosense.
Put them in her shed.
Call plod.
Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.
Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.
The rest takes care of itself.
I'll take 10%. Cash.
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: cc on October 11, 2016, 01:14:44 AM
Post by: cc on October 11, 2016, 01:14:44 AM
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 01:36:43 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 01:36:43 AM
Buy a bag of fertiliser.Quote from: "Oberon"
Buy a can of kerosense.
Put them in her shed.
Call plod.
Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.
Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.
The rest takes care of itself.
I'll take 10%. Cash.
ok meet up with me at you know where
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 01:37:33 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 01:37:33 AM
:laugh:
Money got ya attention hey
Funny about that
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Bricktop on October 11, 2016, 05:32:04 AM
Post by: Bricktop on October 11, 2016, 05:32:04 AM
Buy a bag of fertiliser.Quote from: "Oberon"
Buy a can of kerosense.
Put them in her shed.
Call plod.
Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.
Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.
The rest takes care of itself.
I'll take 10%. Cash.
ok meet up with me at you know where:evilthoughts2:
The National, Freo?
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 05:58:03 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 05:58:03 AM
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2016, 10:52:40 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2016, 10:52:40 AM
Buy a bag of fertiliser.Quote from: "Oberon"
Buy a can of kerosense.
Put them in her shed.
Call plod.
Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.
Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.
The rest takes care of itself.
I'll take 10%. Cash.
That would work.
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Bricktop on October 11, 2016, 06:57:30 PM
Post by: Bricktop on October 11, 2016, 06:57:30 PM
Yeah but don't be late I'm banned from all pubs for 3 more weeks due to that unfortunate matter with the barmaid last Fri night.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Wear a burkha.
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 10:46:16 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 11, 2016, 10:46:16 PM
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2016, 11:30:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2016, 11:30:25 PM
Why I'm not a terrorist.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Are you sure GORDY?
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 12, 2016, 01:22:09 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 12, 2016, 01:22:09 AM
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2016, 07:40:54 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2016, 07:40:54 AM
Yeah Flashy I'm Mr Nice GuyQuote from: "GORDY GAMBINO":laugh3:
Of course.
Title: Re: My sister in law is a Mussie
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2016, 08:30:53 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2016, 08:30:53 PM
