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Title: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 24, 2016, 01:02:11 AM
Allow 30 mins less ad breaks. Also get me some rewards. I know everything. Must be the big S.A. cold case files.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 24, 2016, 08:09:07 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Allow 30 mins less ad breaks. Also get me some rewards. I know everything. Must be the big S.A. cold case files.

Are you a private detective?
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 24, 2016, 10:09:41 AM
I was for many years.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 24, 2016, 10:38:24 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I was for many years.

Really?
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 24, 2016, 11:14:02 AM
Yeph mate
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 24, 2016, 01:52:17 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeph mate

That was your full time job? Was it exciting?
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 24, 2016, 02:32:56 PM
I was a boss.



It had it's moments but ya mostly do insurance work....boring shit. The money is fucked.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Bricktop on October 24, 2016, 06:13:45 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeph mate

That was your full time job? Was it exciting?


Er, Velvet.



The only thing Gambino had to do with crime is committing it.



He couldn't detect his ass with both hands.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 24, 2016, 06:39:36 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I was a boss.



It had it's moments but ya mostly do insurance work....boring shit. The money is fucked.

Looking for cheats.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 24, 2016, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I was a boss.



It had it's moments but ya mostly do insurance work....boring shit. The money is fucked.

I remember you mentioning something about working in the insurance industry before.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 24, 2016, 09:53:49 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeph mate

That was your full time job? Was it exciting?


Er, Velvet.



The only thing Gambino had to do with crime is committing it.



He couldn't detect his ass with both hands.

During your tenure not one cold case was cracked.



Well done. ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Angry White Male on October 28, 2016, 05:05:14 AM
I looked into PI work at one point!



Then I realized I'd be doing nothing but hiding, and taking pictures 24/7.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 28, 2016, 05:20:15 AM
I was a factual investigator . Accident reconstruction. Taking statements.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Angry White Male on October 28, 2016, 05:27:50 AM
I seriously looked into it at one point...



It's not all "Magnum P.I."...



Most contracts here would be ICBC work (our auto insurer), basically disproving peoples claims...
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 28, 2016, 09:46:09 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I seriously looked into it at one point...



It's not all "Magnum P.I."...



Most contracts here would be ICBC work (our auto insurer), basically disproving peoples claims...

Did you get banned from your VF again?
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Bricktop on October 28, 2016, 10:21:21 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I was a factual investigator . Accident reconstruction. Taking statements.


Gordy, ringing the plod to report someone nicking your tools is not "investigating".
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 29, 2016, 01:20:58 AM
Detectives wanted me to join the cops I was that good at it.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Angry White Male on October 29, 2016, 07:00:22 AM
Quote from: "Herman"Did you get banned from your VF again?


Yup.



Vesna issued me the first ban, for something like "Conflict with our advertisers."



I simply stated that i didn't like the new Google fonts.



Then Oscar got uppity, and so did I!



I was turfed for seven days for "pretending to be a Mod" or some shit?  I was like, "What the fuck?"



They love Oscar, and ban me every time they ban him.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on October 29, 2016, 07:47:09 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Herman"Did you get banned from your VF again?


Yup.



Vesna issued me the first ban, for something like "Conflict with our advertisers."



I simply stated that i didn't like the new Google fonts.



Then Oscar got uppity, and so did I!



I was turfed for seven days for "pretending to be a Mod" or some shit?  I was like, "What the fuck?"



They love Oscar, and ban me every time they ban him.

And that's why you are here..



We are like your grandparents house that you run to every time your father kicks you out..



You really prefer to be on evs forum, so you should behave yourself there..



It's only a week and then you will be back on your favourite forum.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Bricktop on October 29, 2016, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Detectives wanted me to join the cops I was that good at it.


Perhaps you could engage your detective skills to find out where my fucking spuds are!!!
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on October 29, 2016, 10:52:15 PM
Fruit fly got em.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: JOE on October 30, 2016, 04:24:25 AM
In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!







...the head of the asylum ordered it!


Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Herman"Did you get banned from your VF again?


Yup.



Vesna issued me the first ban, for something like "Conflict with our advertisers."



I simply stated that i didn't like the new Google fonts.



Then Oscar got uppity, and so did I!



I was turfed for seven days for "pretending to be a Mod" or some shit?  I was like, "What the fuck?"



They love Oscar, and ban me every time they ban him.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on November 03, 2016, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: "JOE"In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2016, 12:36:26 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "JOE"In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2016, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "JOE"In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

Good idea. It is getting old.



When the time comes, let me know if there is any way I can help.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2016, 09:05:36 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "JOE"In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

Good idea. It is getting old.



When the time comes, let me know if there is any way I can help.

Thank you Herman.
Title: Re: Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2016, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

Mel is a mental case just like the owner of VF. He likes it there because he can relate to old vesna.