Not that fucken Pedals minda that wasn't a fucken bear.
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
Ahhhhh
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
Even playing around like that, that griz can do damage.
I hope its location was revealed.
There'll be a conga line of salivating, glazed eyed American gun freaks, guns in hand, looking to kill it.
Quote from: "Oberon"
There'll be a conga line of salivating, glazed eyed American gun freaks, guns in hand, looking to kill it.
It's at a sanctuary. And so you know, there are hunters in Australia too.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
He's a big bear.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
He's a big bear.
That bear could tear that guy's head off with one swipe of it's paw
Unlike that pedals minda. Cos he don't have paws....555.
That bear's head would look good stuffed and mounted on my wall. ac_razz
:2lc4sh4_th: So would your's!!!
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
I outran a wild 400 lb. bear once in the Great White North, Gambino.
Very few people who encounter a bear under those kind of circumstances live to tell about it or end up in one piece, eh?
Hardly anyone ever escapes by outrunning one.
Many die.
So go ahead....Ask me anything.
This is a list of fatal encounters with all breeds of bears.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
I outran a wild 400 lb. bear once in the Great White North, Gambino.
Very few people who encounter a bear under those kind of circumstances live to tell about it or end up in one piece, eh?
Hardly anyone ever escapes by outrunning one.
Many die.
So go ahead....Ask me anything.
Do you know the difference between a 400lb bear, and a kitten?
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
I outran a wild 400 lb. bear once in the Great White North, Gambino.
Very few people who encounter a bear under those kind of circumstances live to tell about it or end up in one piece, eh?
Hardly anyone ever escapes by outrunning one.
Many die.
So go ahead....Ask me anything.
Do you know the difference between a 400lb bear, and a kitten?
:laugh:
....so...you dare to mock me, Leopardsocks?
I'll let you know, that for everyone who has tried, many have fallen & never make it out alive.
And for those who do....they carry they bare the terrible scars for life.
So I'm unique among all mortals, that I may be the only human alive on the planet today who ever accomplished such a task.....
And it that regard......there can be only one......
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
I outran a wild 400 lb. bear once in the Great White North, Gambino.
Very few people who encounter a bear under those kind of circumstances live to tell about it or end up in one piece, eh?
Hardly anyone ever escapes by outrunning one.
Many die.
So go ahead....Ask me anything.
Do you know the difference between a 400lb bear, and a kitten?
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
I outran a wild 400 lb. bear once in the Great White North, Gambino.
Very few people who encounter a bear under those kind of circumstances live to tell about it or end up in one piece, eh?
Hardly anyone ever escapes by outrunning one.
Many die.
So go ahead....Ask me anything.
Where? What were you doing? Why did it charge? Female with cubs?
He doesn't know.
He woke up soon after.
Quote from: "Oberon"
He woke up soon after.
That is what I thought too.
You cannot outrun a bear. They can faster than humans can.
But a bullet is faster so fuck em.
Most people here that wander through Grizzly country will be armed. Not necessarily to shoot the bear, but the muzzle blast is loud enough to make 'em run.
I am not a hunter, and don't ever plan to be, but in certain places here a 12 Gauge is sort of a necessity. Not so much where I live, but out in the bush.
Guns are very loud, and a shot fired over the head of a Grizz will cause it to run the other way.
I sell shot guns no questions asked to any one.
Cash talks.
Double barrel sawn off 1000 bucks. No credit.
Meanwhile, a double barrelled shotgun costs $400 new, and a hacksaw costs $20.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Cash talks.
Double barrel sawn off 1000 bucks. No credit.
It's easy here to pass a course and buy rifles.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Joe could not outrun a turtle.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Joe could not outrun a turtle.
Been there, done that, Hoimin!
Mere mortals such as yourself can only wonder, live through the experiences of others.
I was fast back in the day.
And I'm proud I did it and I should be in the guiness book world of records, eh?
That character Bear Grills is a phony, a real fake Hoimin.
On the other hand, I'm the real ting.
Joe...you're as real as a three dollar note.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Ya, I know. But, I do believe he is as unpopular with the gals as he leads us to think.
The last time he got any attention from the opposite sex, she was wearing a uniform, and he'd just run a red light.
Quote from: "Oberon"
And he ran that red light on purpose when he saw it was a gal in the cruiser.
Exactamundo!!!!
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Oberon"
And he ran that red light on purpose when he saw it was a gal in the cruiser.
Actually Hoimin, this is what it feels like when you are being hunted down by a wild animal that is many times stronger than any man:
....you watch a movie of yourself, and think for that one instant, that this might be your final moment on this planet.
And then the thought which runs through your head, is "Is this the way its gonna end? Is this really it? Is this...the End?"
Being torn apart and then devoured by a wild animal has to surely be one of the worst ways to die.
Real ting...real ting tong more like it
Quote from: "Oberon"
:laugh:
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
THIS IS A FUCKEN BEAR.
:ohmy: