Title: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: The Countess on November 10, 2016, 01:02:35 AM
Post by: The Countess on November 10, 2016, 01:02:35 AM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 06:25:33 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 06:25:33 AM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Wulf on November 10, 2016, 12:45:01 PM
Post by: Wulf on November 10, 2016, 12:45:01 PM
So will I, maybe same doctor.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Serious replies ONLY.
Come one man. The poor thing is nervous about getting his pancake butt inflated. The least you can do is give some of your support.
I wonder if anyone ever told him that you can achieve the desired bubble butt result by directly injecting a mixture of "fixaflat" and foam insulation.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 10, 2016, 05:19:55 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 10, 2016, 05:19:55 PM
My ass cost me $15K.
EACH CHEEK.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 10, 2016, 05:32:24 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 10, 2016, 05:32:24 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Its a good thing I'm here. I can help you out.
Firstly, make sure you find a friend you can trust (not easy in your case, I know) and ask them to write "Butt" on each ass cheek. This will avoid a nasty confusion with your face when you're under the knife.
In consideration of the surgical team, avoid beans and chilli 12 hours before the scheduled procedure. A noxious and greasy fart released during the critical phase of the surgery may result in one ass cheek pointing in the wrong direction, meaning amongst other things sitting on the can at a 45 degree angle for life. Not good.
Insist on non-chinese made implants, These are filled with used cooking oil, and over time you will constantly wonder why you've a hunger for Peking duck and special fried rice.
Post surgical pain and swelling can be problematic. Learn to move your bowels in a standing position. Ask a muslim friend for help. Oh, and a bidet is essential.
Your existing underwear will now look like a thong. If that is a desirable look, do nothing. Otherwise, Walmart have full fit panties for $1.99 a pair. (Or The Reject Shop if in Oz).
You cannot sit down for 3 weeks post surgery. You need to let the implants set. Or else...
Finally, NO BUTT SEX. I cannot stress this enough.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 06:33:43 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 06:33:43 PM
So will I, maybe same doctor.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Serious replies ONLY.
Come one man. The poor thing is nervous about getting his pancake butt inflated. The least you can do is give some of your support.
I wonder if anyone ever told him that you can achieve the desired bubble butt result by directly injecting a mixture of "fixaflat" and foam insulation.ac_toofunny
Thanks for the tip Wulf. I will compare my butt with Countess after the operation. Posters can decide who got better results.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 10, 2016, 07:27:59 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 10, 2016, 07:27:59 PM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 07:43:46 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 07:43:46 PM
NOW you tell me.Quote from: "Oberon"
My ass cost me $15K.
EACH CHEEK.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 10, 2016, 07:56:28 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 10, 2016, 07:56:28 PM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 08:14:49 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 08:14:49 PM
I have nothing to add. Don't know anything at all about these matters. Good luck. I hope you achieve what you desire.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
It is a troll thread.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 10, 2016, 08:43:14 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 10, 2016, 08:43:14 PM
I have nothing to add. Don't know anything at all about these matters. Good luck. I hope you achieve what you desire.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
It is a troll thread.
It IS?
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 08:47:17 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 08:47:17 PM
I have nothing to add. Don't know anything at all about these matters. Good luck. I hope you achieve what you desire.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
It is a troll thread.
It IS?ac_blush
Flea and I are going to do this.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Wulf on November 10, 2016, 09:41:46 PM
Post by: Wulf on November 10, 2016, 09:41:46 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Its a good thing I'm here. I can help you out.
Firstly, make sure you find a friend you can trust (not easy in your case, I know) and ask them to write "Butt" on each ass cheek. This will avoid a nasty confusion with your face when you're under the knife.
In consideration of the surgical team, avoid beans and chilli 12 hours before the scheduled procedure. A noxious and greasy fart released during the critical phase of the surgery may result in one ass cheek pointing in the wrong direction, meaning amongst other things sitting on the can at a 45 degree angle for life. Not good.
Insist on non-chinese made implants, These are filled with used cooking oil, and over time you will constantly wonder why you've a hunger for Peking duck and special fried rice.
Post surgical pain and swelling can be problematic. Learn to move your bowels in a standing position. Ask a muslim friend for help. Oh, and a bidet is essential.
Your existing underwear will now look like a thong. If that is a desirable look, do nothing. Otherwise, Walmart have full fit panties for $1.99 a pair. (Or The Reject Shop if in Oz).
You cannot sit down for 3 weeks post surgery. You need to let the implants set. Or else...(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/butt-implant-fail.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploa%20...%20t-fail.jpg%22%3Ehttp://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/butt-implant-fail.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Finally, NO BUTT SEX. I cannot stress this enough.
Jeeesus Keeyrist, looks like a big suction cup.
I'll bet when that bitch gets on your nerves, you can just wet her ass, stick her to the wall.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 09:43:40 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2016, 09:43:40 PM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 02:38:01 AM
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 02:38:01 AM
I have nothing to add. Don't know anything at all about these matters. Good luck. I hope you achieve what you desire.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
It is a troll thread.
Is NOT.
I work a lot and am too tired to do the squats needed to perfect my ass. They'll suck the fat from certain places and inject it in my behind. If it's not big enough to my liking, they can take some out my tits. Easy peasy
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 02:47:05 AM
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 02:47:05 AM
Its not like you use it.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 02:57:21 AM
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 02:57:21 AM
Surely they'd suck some of the excess fat between your ears.Quote from: "Oberon"
Its not like you use it.
that was whack. Thumbs down for you
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 04:12:12 AM
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 04:12:12 AM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2016, 07:40:07 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2016, 07:40:07 AM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 11:18:20 AM
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 11:18:20 AM
Think what you will. If thinking I'm male keeps you from acting inappropriate, I'm game.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Wulf on November 11, 2016, 01:41:21 PM
Post by: Wulf on November 11, 2016, 01:41:21 PM
Surely they'd suck some of the excess fat between your ears.Quote from: "Oberon"
Its not like you use it.
You do know that without the fat between her ears, her brains will rattle around like pebbles in a fucking maraca, don't you?
Maybe if she learns to nod her head in a decent rhythm she can score a gig in a Cuban street band.
Come to think of it, that's where the big ass will be a plus.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: caskur on November 11, 2016, 02:18:24 PM
Post by: caskur on November 11, 2016, 02:18:24 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 06:03:24 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 06:03:24 PM
Surely they'd suck some of the excess fat between your ears.Quote from: "Oberon"
Its not like you use it.
You do know that without the fat between her ears, her brains will rattle around like pebbles in a fucking maraca, don't you?
Maybe if she learns to nod her head in a decent rhythm she can score a gig in a Cuban street band.
Come to think of it, that's where the big ass will be a plus.
Maybe the Buena Vista guys are hiring.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 10:45:12 PM
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 10:45:12 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2016, 10:47:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2016, 10:47:07 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
You should get checked for prostate cancer.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 10:51:49 PM
Post by: The Countess on November 11, 2016, 10:51:49 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
You should get checked for prostate cancer.
And you for that AIDS-related thrush on your penis. Bite me
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Wulf on November 11, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Post by: Wulf on November 11, 2016, 10:56:04 PM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
You should get checked for prostate cancer.
That and testicular lumps.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 11:40:24 PM
Post by: Bricktop on November 11, 2016, 11:40:24 PM
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: caskur on November 12, 2016, 02:33:38 AM
Post by: caskur on November 12, 2016, 02:33:38 AM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
going under the knife isn't an answer... in fact with hopital super bugs, its a life threatening event...
Just adjust your habits...
Don't drink your calories... cane sugar it the biggest health risk and sadly they shove that shit into everything... fat doesn't make fat, sugar does.. The sugars that come naturally in food are meant to be consumed so eat your 1,2 or 3 pieces of daily fruit allowance WHOLE and not juiced...
Grains are fattening too... that is why they feed grains to cattle... to fatten them up... watch your grains and sugars... eat everything else...
exercise is ONLY GOOD FOR CIRCULATION and nothing else.
but if you go to Muay Thai, you could find a hot guy so go for it!~
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 12, 2016, 06:38:24 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 12, 2016, 06:38:24 AM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
You should get checked for prostate cancer.
Title: Re: Cosmetic surgery, butt lifts, implants etc
Post by: Anonymous on November 12, 2016, 09:37:44 AM
Post by: Anonymous on November 12, 2016, 09:37:44 AM
Ill be undergoing surgery (Brazilian butt augmentation or butt lift, as they call it ) in February, my first ever cosmetic type surgery. Have any of you went under the knife ? Serious replies please, I'm a nervous wreck lol.Quote from: "The Countess"
Waste of money...
Wait until you're 50 +
Buy a good treadmill...
No way. I'll be 40 next year, I hear it's something to look forward to
Im already cutting down on fried foods and sweets. Thinking about taking Muay Thai again, which means mobility training. Finding the time for it tho
You should get checked for prostate cancer.
That and testicular lumps.
Lol