Because I'm bored.
Wrote that while speaking to me.
Is rude!
A total rooter....had twins...nuff said.
I'm supposed to believe that coming from a roo rooter?
doubled .... hmmm .... guess I have to say something about me
cc calls roo rooters roo rooters
cc by her own admission is doubled
Obsessed with women.
Sucks at this game.
Sucks...er....never mind.
Takes pics of himself covered in temporary tattoos.
Can't sleep.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Can't sleep.
Sleeps too much and can't cut it as a locomotive engineer.

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Has the IQ of a bowling ball.
tests the IQs of bowling balls in her spare time.... apparently and for whatever reason.... :(
Worries too much about the motives of people testing the IQ of bowling balls.
Is a crappy bowler.
Seems like a nice fella.
Has a nice shiny head.
thought scouse might have been a bowling ball till he failed the IQ test.... :laugh:
Visits Third Rail and pretends he's a woman.
Packs fudge.
hopefully never mails me fudge....
Has splinters in his ass from all that fence sitting
Once had a job picking ass splinter's from bloke's asses.
Has a weird fetish for splinters in bloke's asses.
has no room to talk.
Waited exactly for the right moment to post that remark :laugh:
Wishes it was 1935.
Was alive in 1935.
/runs
would still be old as dirt if it was.... :laugh:
damn you beat me.... :(
Thinks everyone is beating up on him.
is a nice guy...
oh herman.... again???
Likes being beaten.
Shits the bed regularly.
Gets his insults from Mel. Can't get more fail if he tried.
Is in a mood this evening.
has never been around a women in a mood for anything.... :laugh:
Is jealous of my bachelor lifestyle. ac_biggrin
Considers pounding his hand raw the "bachelor lifestyle".
Loves tying men down
Has a pimply arse from sitting at the computer too much.
would pay bitcoins for a pic of his pimply ass.... :laugh:
Likes hitting on fatties
Doesn't realize "hitting on fatties" means smoking large marijuana cigarettes.
Has pooped the bed again.
Fantasizes about me shitting the bed to get "bachelor" sexual gratification.
Doesn't check her emails.
Doesn't check his email either :P
seems to have something jammed in her 'inbox'.... :laugh:
ac_toofunny ac_toofunny
Said the best thing about the poster above him.
Until now.
Let's trolls win.
Has a mean streak!!!
Accepts me, warts and all.
Has a lot of warts on her face.
Drinks barrel wash. Straight from the barrel.
Says drinking barrel wash straight from the barrel like it is a bad thing.
I don't know you, but I know barrel wash is not something that I would keep in my house let alone my liquor cabinet.
I wish he'd post more often.
ac_smile
The glue that holds this place together.
Needs a map to drive trains.
Sings along to "Frozen" parodies about farts.
"Let one go! Let one go!"
Make your will, lady.
Make.
Your.
Will.
ac_beating
Hasn't been a policeman in a long time, but still can't stop talking about it.
rootable 10 / 10 ;)
Would root a garbage can if someone forgot to put the lid on it.
Is jealous because she missed her chance to be Gordy's cum bucket
is mad because somebody turned off the oven.... :laugh:
Mourns the passing of his favourite shotgun ol' lucky ac_biggrin
swallowed deadskins shotgun and is now waiting on it to 'pass'.... :laugh:
Hoping the trigger guard works so he doesn't have to clean up the mess...(now I'm trying to decide which is the worst mess)
has the opportunity to make a quick buck sweeping up nazi guts.... :laugh:
Doesn't realize that Nazis are gutless.
Is a cheeky old slag acc_angry
thinks RW is his mom....
Cuts my SCOUSE insults in this thread haha
hates nazis more than she hates hillbilles....
Seems like a decent chap.
Is very perceptive. :thumbup:
Wants a ride in my locomotive.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Wants a ride in my locomotive.
Wishes RW would stoke the fire on his steam engine.
Is a naughty naughty puppy.
Has a BIG mouth.
Has herpes on his mouth.
Has his mouth on ... oh nevermind. ;)
Picks on the afflcited.
Picks his nose.
Can't find her nose.
Uses his detective skills to find anything.
Wants me to find her lost earring.
Will find my lost earrings too.
Gave herpes to Oberon
tattletale
Had an affair with TD.
White knights Oberon.
Real Woman is macho cool
twirley brained g@@k
Stuffs his spring roll with cream of sum yung gai.
Eats spring rolls the way they were meant to be eaten, with chopsticks.
Doesn't know I can't hold chopsticks. :D
Quote from: "RW"
Doesn't know I can't hold chopsticks. :D
According to Mel, can't hold her bowels either.
Believes Mel which might be worse than being Mel.
Hehe
"Debates" like this.
:roll:
Bitches out the second he gets called on saying something incorrect during said "debates". Plays age card and bolts.
HATES being criticised.
Always criticizes.
Hates being proved wrong even while wearing poopy diapers.
The only thing that would make his life complete is if I used his face as a toilet seat.
[size=50](Thanks David Chapelle)[/size]
:beurk:
Likes a well done elk steak shot the same day.
Serves skunk road kill at barbeques and tells his guests it's an elk he shot.
Enjoys Hermans dinner parties
has a stripe down his back and has never missed a dinner party at hermans.... :laugh:
Perpetually butt hurt, and knows I'm not invited.
Perpetually butt hurt
is the official avatar of a sea-faring pariah.... :laugh:
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
is the official avatar of a sea-faring pariah.... :laugh:
Knows the sea-fairing pariah has a man crush on me.
jumped in the middle of TDs perfectly good 'swamp' joke that took him 25 minutes to think of....
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
jumped in the middle of TDs perfectly good 'swamp' joke that took him 25 minutes to think of....
Knows a sea faring pariah when he sees one.
Can't piss without his meds
can't piss without his tweezers.... :laugh:
Can nail it from time to time.
could nail it if he wanted to but prefers to screw it up instead.... :laugh:

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fucks up perfectly good threds by flashing pictures of her kids....
Fucks up perfectly good threads by crying like my kids.
Doesn't read the title of threads before posting.
jumps in the middle of my welfare and food stamps joke.... :(
I'm so sorry about your personal circumstances, especially at the this time of year.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I'm so sorry about your personal circumstances, especially at the this time of year.
lol. you got me.... i'm not even gonna swing back.... :laugh:
A small dick never hurt any one. :D
had me in stiches LOL re caskur jumper
them fucken teeth look just like her
Has an ex-wife with poor aim.
Is enamoured with an ass.
enjoys making hillbillies google 'enamoured'....
Hoping for a new tent and a pack of Luckys
uses aluminium foil to bypass his 'house arrest' bracelet.... uses free time to photograph 'macaws'.... :laugh:
Has some weird fettish related to children feeding birds.
is so senile he forgot hes supposed to say something about other ppl.... not himself.... :laugh:
No you little buddy. Never an issue with me.
has ran outta gas in the middle of the highway.... :laugh:
I'll call for assistance. No worries.
has someone pushing his car out of the way.... yet he keeps steering it back on the road..... :(
Wants a toke of what you're burning
Spends a fortune on adult nappies.
Hates himself because he has it bad for that non aryan Fashionista.
Slurps eat and nibbles on crumpet.
wishes she was crumpet

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Vicious as fuck....I like that. ac_drinks
Bad temper, but usually doesn't last that long, thankfully.
Thinking about the menu for meatless Monday or was that Tuesday?
Drinks a lot of piss.
Pisses a lot. Probably diabetic.
He drinks responsibly..
If he knows he will drink alcohol while he's out he'll leave the combine at home.
Only drinks Chinese tea.
Drinks tea with milk and sugar. :yuk:
Doesn't drink tea with milk and sugar :yuk:
Forgets we have the Pulse.
Is unaware that there is a message for that asswipe Oberon in that post of mine...have a listen Flashy
Does not know that the admin is aware, but likely saying calm the fuck down in her own way.
Sells bottles of barrel wash under the counter at his roadside vegetable stall.
Won't teach me his fudgy secrets.
Thinks "making fudge" means something other than cooking a chocolate based confection.
Sings the song:
"Milk milk lemonade
Around the corner fudge is made"
Gestures to his private parts while he does it.
Spends too much time thinking about Oberon's private parts.
Has a subtle avatar. :laugh:
Has a subtle avatar.
.
Is profound.
Haha
perspicacious...555
insentient
amourous
Will never find out if that is true or not.
Plays Ebenezer Scrooge year round, not just at Christmas.
Plays Ebenezer Scrooge year round, not just at Christmas.
Brought a bottle of his finest barrel wash and a roll of bologna to the company Christmas potluck.
rootable
Unrootable
very small root. lives in the dark. feeds on bullshit... could quite possibly be a mushroom....
Has done too many mushrooms.
Wii run off with a blacky when he retires
Is jealous old Jock will run off with a hot young Caribbean black gal when he retires.
Thinks about my retirement as much as I do.
Counting the days, possibly hours until he hangs up his locomotive engineer's hat for good.
Got some funny looks today when he went shopping in a brand new pair of high heels.
Is jealous of SB's high heels.
Still hasn't got the hang of walking in high heels....
You should teach her.
Provides lessons in walking with stilettos to both men and women.
Doesn't know how lucrative that can be.
Makes money from trans-genders.
Wishes Walmart would come to Australia and swallow all existing retailers.
Has had an interesting life.
Likes it in the ass, but no longer admits it...
Makes pretty things for the little birdies.
Cuts the cheese so bad she has to stop masturbating.
Promised he wouldn't tell anyone. :sneaky2:
a rose between 2 thorns
Will play Santa at a local mall ask for a donation to charity instead of a fee for a picture.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Will play Santa at a local mall ask for a donation to charity instead of a fee for a picture.
Has lost grip on reality.
Agree with him this xmas I will be in Pattaya but I wont have any kids on my lap just my wif. The money muncher.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Agree with him this xmas I will be in Pattaya but I wont have any kids on my lap just my wif. The money muncher.
Does not know that some hot Oriental gals make money and not just from old white guys.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Agree with him this xmas I will be in Pattaya but I wont have any kids on my lap just my wif. The money muncher.
Does not know that some hot Oriental gals make money and not just from old white guys.
Will buy some fancy paper plates and plastic cups from Dollarama for his X-mas feast.
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Agree with him this xmas I will be in Pattaya but I wont have any kids on my lap just my wif. The money muncher.
Does not know that some hot Oriental gals make money and not just from old white guys.
Will buy some fancy paper plates and plastic cups from Dollarama for his X-mas feast.
Will serve Mexican food on New Years day if her neighbor gets a new Chihuahua for Christmas.
Won't go to Shen Li's if she is whipping up Mexican.
Loves a huge taco with xtra beans and lets it riiiip all night long
more obsessed with her bum than I am...555
And he thinks that is unusual for a woman.
Needs to do his 22.
Is good at giving reminders.
Is very astute.
Nags.
A LOT.
Tells porky pies on the internoodles!
old chook beyond her prime.
turns heads still but for the wrong reasons
Compared to Sofia Loren in her prime
the tyranny of time has knocked OLD TIPS off her perch.
Well he Is moving on up, to a deeeelux apartment in Pattaya.
Should learn not to judge people he's never met.
Should learn not to judge people he's never met.
I got paid to do just that. Judge, jury and executioner.
you was a lick spittler to the public that hate ya
53 cold case murders
poor result
spent too much time in bar bragging to his cop cunt mates about fuck all
Wishes he was moving on up to a deeluxe cat house in Pattaya.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
you was a lick spittler to the public that hate ya
53 cold case murders
poor result
spent too much time in bar bragging to his cop cunt mates about fuck all
Gordon, have I ever given you reason to believe that the hatred of others towards me affects me one iota?
You seriously misjudge me if that is what you believe.
Stephen we either call a truce or you are gonna get seriously hurt. I am now an INTERNATIONAL businessman with world wide contacts. Look out ya cunt.
Call a truce FFS.
A hang around that will never be a full patch member.
Meant for GG.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Stephen we either call a truce or you are gonna get seriously hurt. I am now an INTERNATIONAL businessman with world wide contacts. Look out ya cunt.
You apologise for disrespecting my wife.
Or, as I have stated, be held to account.
Has a forgiving and forgetting heart.
Clearly doesn't know the poster above.
Still doesn't know that Fash is just as much a smartass as the rest of us.
Touche!!!
Has a great ass. Or so she says.
Quote from: "Oberon"
Touche!!!
Has a great ass. Or so she says.
Is an ass man.
OK.
I'm gonna get hell for THAT one.
Didn't get hell for that one.
Yet.
Will get hell eventually.
Will invite GORDY over for a Christmas feast..
Likes planning Christmas get togethers.
hasn't quite gotten the hang of xmas parties.... spikes the eggnog with actual railroad spikes....
Needs to do his 22 like the other slackers and no, I don't mean hump a firearm.
Uses the most subtle reminders.
Always gets muddled up with the words kitty and kitteh.
Thinks the word "Aryan" is unrelated to East Indian culture.
Thinks poking people is a way to get their attention.
Needs a talking to from Santa.
Still needs to hose down her naughty miss Santa outfit from last year...
Grabbed my ass.
Doesn't realise her ass grabbed SCOUSE.
Gets it right now and then.
Gets angry when people laugh at his grass hut.
A wildly exciting millionaire.
Is on the run for tax avoidance.
Is possibly the greatest poster on teh internetz ever!
Is busy preparing for the family Chanukah celebration.
Turned his finest barrels months ago in preparation for the Jewish high holidays.
Getting everything ready for a Whitey Christmas.
Has trouble using middle class words.
Sorry, I don't know anything about you. Moving along now.
Might take another 30 push-ups, eh?
Has trouble relating to the middle class.
Sharpens her chopsticks to use as throwing weapons.
^^Ok that one made me laugh. :laugh:
Is thinking of asking Blurt on a date.
Will be jealous if Blurt says yes.
Wants to manage everybody's money. And get paid for it, too.
Will break a heel, due to heavy load factors that weren't factored in when Bangledeshi's constructed said high-heel...
Is a natural brunette... dyes his hair blond. Wears blue contact lenses, too.
Is a good person, that sadly couldn't land a Gov job, since outsourcing and contracting is the new norm.
Is a good person, that sadly couldn't land a Gov job, since piss tests are the new norm.
Will one day land a Union contract that will allow him to to claim full union disability pension for a twisted ankle due to high heels...
Will be found dead of unnatural causes and every woman he ever came in contact with will be under suspicion.
Wants to remarry.
Makes men reconsider their opposition to marriage.
Makes women reconsider their opposition to divorce.
Thinks "Going Dutch" means farting and holding someone's head under the covers.
Prefers going dutch.
doesn't go dutch because wooden shoes rub holes in his orthopedic socks....
Always makes me pee a little bit.
Wets her knickers too much.
It's secretly a sweetie.
Is a thoughtful and kindhearted soul.
Is racially inferior to Han Chinese.
Practices kung fu on the mailman
Real name is Hymie Rosenberg.
Washes in the barrel.
Has about as much depth perception as a cyclops.
Is cruel and insensitive to the infirmed.
Secretly kisses Donald Trumps picture before bed.
Hits WAY below the belt!
(I'm dying laughing ac_lmfao hahahaha)

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Does not understand what SAY something about the poster above means.
Does know what say something about the poster above means.
Is a very believable at "feigning" being gay.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Does not understand what SAY something about the poster above means.
Must know by now a picture is worth a thousand words?
Should know that a massive search is going on for just the right pic for the next time he posts.
Has a knack for explaining things in an easy way for people with poor comprehension skills.
Isn't as innocent as she comes across.
observant
Spams my inbox with nude pics of herself on a daily basis.
Should get a tattoo of a giraffe licking his nipple.
Has terrible taste in tattoos.
Starts shopping for Chanukah gifts in June.
Rubs cake on his/her nipples every night.
Wishes he could afford cake.
Is that you RW??
You if you don't mind me sayen youse are fucken hawt.
I gotta do it I gotta so here it is
ROOT RATING 10.
;)
Would root himself if his dick would stretch that far.
(Thank you for saying that Gordy.)
Uses Alanis Morissette's picture for an avatar.
Needs glasses.
Wishes she was as beautiful as Alanis Morissette.

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Is as beautiful as Alanis Morissette.
Racist, sinophobic, fucked in the head, twirlybrained, fruitcake, moron, nutcase crap n' drool.
Has finally cracked.
Racist, sinophobic, fucked in the head, twirlybrained, fruitcake, moron, nutcase crap n' drool.
Sociopathic, alcoholic, xenophobic, anthropophobic,hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic, coulrophobic whackjob.
Doesn't come from the convict line.
Ate a dictionary.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Ate a dictionary.
Edit, meant for Bricktop.
Racist, sinophobic, fucked in the head, twirlybrained, fruitcake, moron, nutcase crap n' drool.
Is a parrot.
Rambo Wong is the biological father of her kids.
Once submitted her picture to Hustler's Beaver Hunt.
Has been in more porn movies than Ron Jeremy.
Keeps asking me to sign his Pounding Perfect Pussy box set.
Is worth every penny of 5 dolla pay for short time
beautiful
fuck off ya gay gook cunt
Racist, sinophobic, fucked in the head, twirlybrained, fruitcake, moron, nutcase crap n' drool.
Is one of Shen Li's alts.
Is macho cool.
Never repeats himself.
Needs to take a ride on the wild side
Can't ride anything without his blue pills.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Ate a dictionary.
Edit, meant for Bricktop.
And they are ALL legitimate phobias.
This one...hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic... is
fear of long words.
Seriously.
Wants to know what a "parker" is (he means parka).
should put her pic back up
fucken gorgeous
my head is spinning
Id definitely flash the Platinum card with her about
get her to do some lines....5555
Never gives up
Anyone who told him to be himself couldn't have given worse advice.
Believes that DT will some how make her rich?
Believes that DT or any other politician will some how make him rich or poor?
Is considering including her kittehz in the recipe of her next delicious meal.
Doesn't know how fucking delicious Fash's kittehz are.
Is mean to teh kittehz
Thinks drawing on himself with a Sharpie is "tattoing".
Likes changing identities every couple months.
Likes changing his clothes every couple months.
Fills her jeans with cotton wool to fake a shapely ass.
Smells like an elderberry.
psychic
Has great taste in vacation destinations.
Gets jealous when Bricktop talks about Shen's phat ass
Caught on video bouncing coins off of SL's phat ass.
Would love to get intoxicated by the fumes given off from Shen's phat ass
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Would love to get intoxicated by the fumes given off from Shen's phat ass
Talks too much about butts.
Likes breaking my balls
Grabbed my ass and blamed it on Total Dunce.
Used TD's brittle bones instead of blocks of wood to practice her kung fu kicks on.
Makes a twat of himself when on the barrel wash
Makes a twat of himself when on the internet.
Tries too hard to impress me.
Is going to stay at Twenty Dollars' house in Costa Rica for his next vacation.
Isn't planning a trip to Costa Rica.
Sells people financial products that earn him a big fat commission, but do nothing for the customer.
Undecided about what to invest in.
Made some good points in another thread.
Got kicked off the golf course for grabbing his driver.
Got kicked off the golf course for grabbing her wedge.
We have a winner. ac_toofunny
Wants everyone who works earning twenty five cents per hour.
He and his old lady want to open up their house in Winnipeg to Syrian refugees.
Wants to open up his house to Syrian refugees, as long as they are female, aged between 18 and 25, single with a large rack.
Sent a letter to his MP urging Australia to accept more beautiful female Syrian refugees between the ages of eighteen and twenty five.
Will drink a thimble of wine at a restaurant tonight and start dancing on tables.
Quote from: "Thiel"
Will drink a thimble of wine at a restaurant tonight and start dancing on tables.
You have a problem with noisy drunk horny twenty one year olds while you are trying to relax?
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Thiel"
Will drink a thimble of wine at a restaurant tonight and start dancing on tables.
You have a problem with noisy drunk horny twenty one year olds while you are trying to relax?
Drinks green pool water.
Creates yellow pool water.
Swims in yellow pool water.
Eats yellow snow even though the song told him not to.
Quote from: "RW"
Eats yellow snow even though the song told him not to.
Scares the shit out of me.
Eloped with SCOUSE.
Has a toy train set.
Is jealous of my choo choo.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Is jealous of my choo choo.
Wants to be kicked in the crotch.
Wants to kick Gambino in the crotch.
Wants to be Gambino's crotch.
Quote from: "RW"
Wants to be Gambino's crotch.
Paints pictures with her feet.
Critical of art.
Lived on the wild side on her birthday and got extra non fat frozen yogurt in her shake.
Fash's old man is so frickin happy he paid his wife's bar tab instead of hers.
Hasn't paid a bar tab since discovering barrel wash.
Is a highly intelligent, wise and experienced mature man who is extremely good looking, particularly for his age. He looks 20 years younger than actual. A real asset to this forum.
A bag of hot air.
Speaks the truth.
Doesn't give a flying fuck about Gambinos crotch.
Is the only person that cares about GORDY's crotch.
Packed a piece of birthday cake with her lunch today.
Will not post a question here again.
Gay gook die soon with chopstick in eye
How do ya like that fucken fortune cookie slopehead
Now go eat a fucken dog zipperhead poofter
Catchy postings. Kiebers secret gay lover?
He meant to post, seoulbro's not so secret gay lover.
Tax time to him is what December 24 is to Santa Claus.
Wants to sit on Santa's lap.
Wants to sit on my lap.
GAY as Fuck .
Hates gays, but hates heterosexuals even more.
Could turn even Kam straight.
GAY as Fuck .
Confuses gay with straight.
I was wrong. Old Kam is too queer for even a little cutie like you to turn him into a real man.
Defo GAY as fuck .
As nauseatingly repetitious as Twenty Dollars.
ac_boring
SNAKE
Twenty Dollars
Sees the obvious.
Should go to Bangers and get new tits
Should go to a surgeon and have his tits removed.
Is willing to perform the surgery with a rusty razor and no anesthetic.
Should be aware that Adelaidians bearing gifts will result in her being stuffed into a barrel.
Dreams of his South East Asian tropical paradise.
you again
will you pls as admin not post above me
thanks youse
and I get a new fucken page...ffs
its as usual all turned to shit folks
Likes new pages.
Likes rednecks.
Wants to suck off Michael Obama . .
Handsome Irish Devil .
Thinks being equipped with standard human corporeal components qualifies as "handsome".
Is growing a Full Bush , to fit in with her other Man hating lesbians .
Forty going on ten.
To Old or stupid to work oot Sarcasm / Banter or Craic .
Too stupid to post anything funny.
Lost weight by calling Jenny Craig.
Gained weight by calling Pizza Hut.
Uses an elephant as an avatar and mentions other people's weight.
Is sooooo happy the scam refugees fleeing the US are settling in his city.
Is a Scam immigrant in canada .
Doesn't know that Han Chinese are racially superior to Brits and Irish.
Plots to take over Canada with signs on the TD bank in Chinatown.
Lives in a summer paradise.
Should use PMs .
Has pms.
Drinks Pimms.
Drinks everything else.
Drinks nothing else.
Likes peanuts and has a good memory.
forgetful
Counting down the days until spring break up.
Makes ice look warm.
Hair on upper lip is real.
Should learn you never compliment a woman on her mustache no matter how epic it is.
Looks like Teddy Roosevelt in drag.
Clearly has mustache envy.
Snake.
Likes RW's moustache.
Is about to make Bricktop a moderator.
Is about to become a revolutionary leader.
Is about to join the revolution.
Sees himself as the next Lenin.
Thinks I'm going to join the Beatles.
Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
Doesn't know how to tune a bucket.

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Should stop talking to people in that tune of voice.
Should stop using a Voice changer on Skype . :laugh:
Is welcome to come on Skype for a chat with her.
Skypes with deranged perverts.
Should stop Skyping with ODI .
Is jealous that Odi is skyping other blokes.
Got cheated on by einen juden .
Wishes he was Juden.
Is Ashkenazi Juden
Is Chinese Juden
Can be very complimentary. ac_biggrin
Got his yellow Foreskin bitten off by einen juden .
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Got his yellow Foreskin bitten off by einen juden .
Is attracted to yellow Jewish men.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Got his yellow Foreskin bitten off by einen juden .
Is attracted to yellow Jewish men.
Wishes she could have 10" of irish .
Wishes he had 10' of Irish.
Means head to toe.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Means head to toe.
Head to Nutsac . ac_cool
His "girlfriend" has a nutsack.
Regrets getting ass implants.
[SCOUSE]
Once ate an entire tin of chewing tobacco for 20£. Still thinks it was worth the 3 days of vomiting that followed.
Is a bitter, pugnacious harpie...no wait...she's sweet, caring and loving...uh, no...sharp, confronting and argumentative...no, wrong again, funny, witty and endearingly crazy...
Just said the nicest thing he's said to me in ages (actual ages not 4 days).
Awww! ac_wub
Takes 4 hours to wash her hair.
Isn't really washing her hair...
Has a fetish for men's dirty undies.
Thinks wearing dirty undies attracts women.
Thinks wearing no undies attracts men.
Oh...wait...
Is right.
Wears granny panties and knee high Italian stockings.
Knows I doesn't.
Well, not yet...but she will.
Is part Italian!!!
Is part Somalian.
Is part Falashim.
Belongs to a strange cult that believes in love farts.
.
Has had a stroke at his keyboard again.
fux scrubbers over bins
Has real tattoos.
Has a Swastika tatt on her ass.
Drew the swastika on her butt.
Wants to show me her butt.
Has a hairy butt.
Bought Rogaine, so he too can have a hairy arse like me.
Gets his ass waxed the last Friday of every month. His screams of pain can be heard 3 counties over.
Wants to know where Herm gets his ass waxed.
Wants to show me her ass.
Wants to show me her ass.
Awarded Biggest Dipshit Internet Bully two years in a row but only made Worst Mod for one. HAHAHA!
Dumbest waste of frickin keyboard strokes on the entire internet. Chases away good posters with her 24/7 stupidity and has got to get the last dumbass word in at all costs. And her last word is even more retarded than the first if you can believe it.
The last posters need to stop wrecking a fun thread like this one.
Likes to crack the whip.
Wants me in her ass
Adores cheap hookers.
Pays 20 dollars for cheap hooker...ummm errr
That's pretty good actually.
Rate is 40 bucks a night for the whore 28 bucks for the bar bit of food drinks , I over did it once and spent $1500 on piss.
12 fucken women I was getting blown by them all ,one after another in the bar. One of them was my ex's little sister. Fuck that was a good night.
Likes spending money on women who don't like him.
They all lub me too mutt Flashy choka the chicken
Doesn't speak English.
Doesn't speak Australian.
Thinks a chocolate bar a day keeps the doctor away.
Can't tell the difference between a chocolate bar and a lovely fresh stick of celery.
Thinks a fresh stick of celery is real food.
Rather eat kimchi than a Mars bar.
Is in denial about his wrinkles.
Skin became wrinkled when he spent too much time in De Nile.
would love to choke my chicken
Choked his own chicken to death when he was 15.
Missed me, but not as much as Gordon did when I was in Florida.
Was dearly missed by Gordon. He wrote me every day wondering when you'd be back. We shared a little cry together.
Gave GORDY some Kleenex.
U and the other LGBTs should use PMs .
Got lost on his way to RR.
Feels empathy for social rejects.
Felches LGBT rejects .
Wants break up Gordon and I so he can have him all to himself.
looks like a power point
I want to point out what a powerfully cute couple you two girls are.
Wants to be Gordon's maid of honour when we get married.
Likes old man cawk
Doesn't like old white man cawk? :shock:
Would love to have a powerful White Cock .
instead of his lil skinny Yellow crooked birthday - candle cawk .
Powerful White Cock . TOP
Keeps pming pictures of himself wearing an adorable little pink banana hammock.
Thinks he looks sexy wearing a Mankini .
Is a bog trodding potato muncher.
Cant even get a Stereotypical Ripp correct .
Wants to correct the stereotype for me.
Is a "rainbow fruit".
Has a rainbow flag Tat on his Ass .
Spud sucker
Wishes he could be like me.
Wears other members soiled Y - fronts .
Keeps PM'ing me, offering to sell soiled Y fronts cheap for volume purchase.
Can't say things like chipotle, sibling and gnocchi properly.
Needs to take that cock oot of his mouth before replying .
Paki Paddy
Has got a new Premier who will fuck up their State like they did in ours.
Thinks his Govt looks after his interest .
Wants to find a man that will look after his interests like Gordon does mine.
Is confused about his sexuality.
Misunderstands me.
I'm in love with a beautiful man named Gordon Gambino and you are jealous of our relationship.
gay lady boi arse mechanic
My best customer.
Caught teh ghey from Thailand
My parents call him son.
Quote from: "seoulbro"
My parents call him son.
My beautiful Gordon I mean.
Slut will not wear white when he and Gordo get hitched.
No Chink Female can take a Powerful White Cock .
He's jealous because I sat on his bf's face.
Likes sitting on stranger's faces.
Wishes I would sit my big round yellow ASS on his face.
Brags aboot sitting his yellow Boney Ass on TWENTY DIAPERS limp gristle.
Should forget about sluts like SL and come get a real Asian man like me. ac_lovestruck
ODI loves that Fruity shit .
Git ya Fruit on with ODI .
Swore to himself he will avoid the humiliation of being rushed to A&E this year with something stuck up his ass.
Hasn't the balls to show his face, even though I did.
Has a bad memory.
Er...ok...you got me there....
Doesn't like the taste of humble pie.
I like a lad with a big fucking nose. :wink:
Likes lads with large appendages.
Sucked of Admin .
Sucked off seoulbro.
Wishes he had a Powerful White Cock .
As repetitive and unoriginal as Twenty Dollars.
Speaks the truth.
Isn't afraid of telling TD what she thinks of him.
Is scared of TD. :laugh3:
Likes the taste of hospital food!
Grabbed my shapely ASS on a crowded commuter train platform and blamed it on the meatball. Police knew the meatball was innocent as he couldn't reach that high.
blow and go ho
Drink and stink, and can't afford this Chink.
Fantasizes daily about me grabbing her ass.
Last time he grabbed an ass, it kicked him and went "hee haaw".
Is hilarious.
:laugh:
Has a tough side.
Good mod. Shoulda kept him on.
He and Seoul wear his and hers outfits.
Is far too tolerant.
Has little tolerance for nonsense.
Renee is right, far too tolerant.
Wishes his trains were steam engined.
Keeps bugging me for a spare engineer's hat.
Won't donate his engineers hat to a worthy cause.
Chooses some interesting avatars.
Has had the same avatar for YEARS
Wishes the scam refugees we are getting were able to get to Adelaide.
Also wishes the scam refugees True Dope is letting in were going to Adelaide.
Also wishes the scam refugees True Dope is letting in were going to Adelaide.
Wishes he was a Gay GHost .
Is as Irish as sauerkraut.
Lost her deposit at her local ' Costume ' shop for not returning the Gay Ghost Cozzy .
Is as Korean as bangers and mash.
Thinks Bangers an Mash is Korean food .........................
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Thinks Bangers an Mash is Korean food .........................
Doesn't know Taiwanese invented bangers and mash.
Thinks the fireworks they set off for Chinese New Years are "bangers".
Has taken more Bangers up the Sewer pipe than FASH .
Gets blowjobs at work as a bouncer
at a gay bar
Likes Priscilla.
Got sucked off by Gordy .
An eight year old trapped inside a forty five year old body.
ac_boring
Has a lot of patience for forty five year olds who are going on eight.
Has way too much patience for Mods that have way too much patience for members going on Eight .
Needs to turn nine and all our problems are fixed just like that.
If every member reached Nine Yrs of age thered be No Craic on here . ........
Eight year old's craic is overrated to anyone over the age of ten.
Invited to wedding.
You and Seoul will be happy together.
Priscilla honey your fucken aunty
Aint you been told
Priscilla is no relation to me.
You wish she was.
Seems to have difficulty relating to the opposite sex...perhaps as a result of serving on oil rigs with an all-male work crew.
Doesn't know gals love me and I have loved at least a thousand of them.
Thinks sending PM's is "love".
Loves sending pm's.
Wants more dic pics pm'ed.
Wants me to send him more dick pics.
Wants me to send less dick pics.
Talks too much about dick pics.
Robert Picton like farmer from Saskatchewan.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Robert Picton like farmer from Saskatchewan.
Holds up traffic at railroad crossings.
Throws rocks at locomotives as they enter crossings at grade.
Moons motorists stuck at railway crossings.
Instinctively writes tickets to motorists who drive around railway crossing gates.
Drives around railway gates, then denies doing it when stopped by the police.
Doesn't want the average person waiting at a railway crossing to know how generous police pensions are.
petroleum engineer
as in Vaseline ass mechanic
Vaseline ass mechanic.
is gonna get a piano rammed up his ass with no vaseline
He spent so much money buying me a piano, he has none left over for Vaseline.
Shin Li will demonstrate to cookie boi
Gordy can demonstrate to Seoul how to play a piano.
.
Thinks a " . " is an insult .
Everyone that finds Twenty Dollars' trolling boring is a Nazi according to his logic.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Everyone that finds Twenty Dollars' trolling boring is a Nazi according to his logic.
Nazis
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Wants me to send less dick pics.
Wants me to send more. Weird?
Mazis
Back in my drinking days, I have stepped in dog crap with a higher IQ than this unoriginal fake Jew dunce.
Pretends
Misspelled parrots.
A wonderful speller
Thinks anyone who spells cat with a c instead of a K is a Rhodes scholar.
Thinks hes a Rhodes sKholar .
Thinks TD is a Rhodes scholar.
Thinks Rhodes scholar is an alcoholic drink .
It isn't?
He taught me something new.
friendly
rootable
root rating 11 cos she can cook also
marriage material
rootable?
Loves life and lives to have fun.
Loves people and lives to serve them.
takes it in the caboose...555
Way too many Alts .
Tries hard to be funny.
The good cook.
Hes a Panty Pirate .
Doesn't know Priscilla is a female name.
still has work to do on moderating his drinking problem
Still has work to do on;
using English as a first language
utilising deodorant
accepting that females are not put on Earth to satisfy his sordid and sleazy fantasies
knowing when its best to keep his yap shut
showing respect to others
and of course, managing his own drinking problem which compels him not to drink because he's a full blown alcoholic.
Just for that I'm gonna relapse and your gonna have to deal with it. ok. I'd say I should post here all the reasons why we are such great mates infinitum , every 5 minutes, until I keel over. Yeph I will spam the board. Just say and I will. I'm a fucken gun for hire mate.
Respect others ?? This is outlaw forum you said so. And when the cops come calling Flashy will just look at em with them Bambi fucken eyes . I got all bases covered. Except RW that Hiroshima in a walking frame is your pet project wooden head.
Is an outlaw.
Has wet dreams aboot Outlaws .
Wants to be the bride of an outlaw if she ever grows up.
Wants to be ravaged by a gang of outlaws.
Says that like it's a negative thing.
Apparently, thinks that being drugged, repeatedly pack raped vaginally, orally and anally to the extent of severe contusions and lacerations with internal injuries is alluring.
When he puts it that way......
Thinks there's another way to put it.
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Thinks there's another way to put it.
Takes his golf clubs everywhere he goes.
Terrible golfer.
Is no Michelle Wie.
wishes he had a Fat Veiny White Cock like mine cs thats what Michelle Wie loves getting pounded by .
He loves his cocks.
Wishes his Cock wasnt of laughable size .
Loves a good poky bum wank.
Is Gutted and knows hes a NON - man cos SoulBro the Chink has a Bigger Cock than him .
SCOUSE the NON - man TOP .
Doesn't like being teased. :roll:
Wishes SEMEN would dress in a Full SS Uniform and do a Pole dance for him . :roll:
Is obsessed with seeing Semen in the buff.
SEMEN in the Buff ( Still wearing an Adult nappy ) would make a dog throw up .
Doesn't seem to grasp the concept of saying something about the PREVIOUS FUCKING POSTER.
Does get the concept of saying something about the PREVIOUS POSTER.
Is SemenMajor/Twenty Diaper's biggest fan.
After him that is.
Choo choo chooses people to be his Valentine.
Tips is a hard ass motherfuckers and don't joo forget about that...555.
Is paranoid his Thai wife is plotting to kill him and cash in on his life insurance.
Is wishing he had a Thai wife.
Is glad he has a small life insurance policy.
Is offering to sell me a small life insurance policy.
Knows it's the prudent thing to do for his loved ones.
Doesn't seem aware I don't have loved ones. I'm a sour and soulless old man.
Just like the Korean investment crook who sold him mutual funds and junk life insurance with high commissions.
While the Chinese produce counterfeit goods and eat ya puppy.
Tried to eat Shen lis pusSay and got a 1 inch surprise . ac_lmfao
Quote from: "IRISH KAM"
Tried to eat Shen lis pusSay and got a 4 inch surprise . ac_lmfao
TD tried to eat her pussy and got a 1.5 inch surprise.
Thinks the Chinks are different from North Koreans .
Thinks Irish are different from Somalians.
Has a moped.
Doesn't have a moped. Borrows his mum's bike to go to the local Spar for fags and beer.
Has his eye on a fancy mobility scooter.
Is one hell of of a top alpha guy. He has got the looks, he Power andere the money.
Hail Scouse!!!!
Poor judge of character.
Knows a lot of judges.
I hope she never gets to know any
Is teaching an art class about how to draw the prophet. I am one of her students.
Quote from: "UncleDilf"
Is one hell of of a top alpha guy. He has got the looks, he Power andere the money.
Hail Scouse!!!!
UNCLERAPEVAN why dont ya bend over , Drop ya Y- Fronts and say ....SCOUSE take me gently !
Sends me dick pics, but I keep telling him I'm Gordon.
Is fishing for a Cock Pic .
( Got no chance of getting one of my Veiny 10 Inch Cock pics ) ac_cool
I know you have the yellow fever, but like I told you I am with Gordon. Try and get over me, but for God sakes, don't take your own life.
Is adored by IRISH KAM.
Has wet dreams aboot KAMS veiny Cock pics .
Lives from 230 pounds a month and food stamps. A social loser and beta cuck. Sad whoreson. Lol
Should go Pattaya get 40 gf's especially if he look like his av.
Is a dangerous guy with ties to the mafia
Sorry, I don't know anything about you.
ac_dunno
Offered me $ for a Cock Pic .
Couldn't provide a cock pick. Hasn't got a macro lens.
Takes cock[size=50]atoo[/size] pics and posts them on the forum.
Hopefully will pm me those cock-pics I missed
Why ask RW for a Cock Pic ?
When the original 10 " White Veiny Cock pic was my Cock .
CC i Will PM ya a Cock pic if ya ask .
Doesn't know the difference between centimetres and inches.
Wishes she was PM'd a Cock Pic .
So she could Rub her Meatball .
Now I know why the above keeps asking to come over to taste my meatball.
Makes terrible Meatball spagbol .