Title: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:18:30 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:18:30 AM
I think we can!
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:18:50 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:18:50 AM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:36:25 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:36:25 AM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
I'm fucking drunk!
I will wait a few minutes, to ensure that "mouth alcohol" isn't a factor...
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:55:34 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 02, 2016, 07:55:34 AM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 08:51:04 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 08:51:04 AM
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What is considered intoxicated?
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 10:08:21 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 10:08:21 AM
Wheres Berry when ya need her.
And thanks Ace for talking me out of marrying her and warning me that Red Injun cawks and black cawks and doctor cawks is what she is chasing.
Not rich man white cawk.
Talk about a stupid woman right!!
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 10:09:47 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 10:09:47 AM
I got done by the filth at 0.324.
So your still right to drive.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 12:06:08 PM
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 12:06:08 PM
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What is considered intoxicated?
Anything over 0.08 and it's illegal to drive. Mel made it to over 3 times that limit.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 12:39:13 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 12:39:13 PM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 12:59:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 12:59:01 PM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 01:40:01 PM
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 01:40:01 PM
Bet he pissed the bed.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
I'm not taking that bet
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 02:44:55 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 02:44:55 PM
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What is considered intoxicated?
Anything over 0.08 and it's illegal to drive. Mel made it to over 3 times that limit.
Oh my.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 02, 2016, 04:08:24 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 02, 2016, 04:08:24 PM
What is considered intoxicated?
Mels brain. Hes lucky to be alive.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 04:09:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 04:09:24 PM
What is considered intoxicated?
Mels brain. Hes lucky to be alive.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 02, 2016, 04:11:23 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 02, 2016, 04:11:23 PM
Wheres the drugs and bitches ya fuck. Booze wont cut it limpy.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Wheres Berry when ya need her.
And thanks Ace for talking me out of marrying her and warning me that Red Injun cawks and black cawks and doctor cawks is what she is chasing.
Not rich man white cawk.
Talk about a stupid woman right!!
So I gets me the cocks that are hard and ready to go...but Mel is all limpy and hasnt had anyone since his ex wif and possibly the ex cat and im stupid??? Wow!!
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 04:23:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 04:23:24 PM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 06:46:34 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 06:46:34 PM
I will always lub her too mutt.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2016, 08:08:44 PM
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2016, 08:08:44 PM
0.223 yeah not bad.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
I got done by the filth at 0.324.
So your still right to drive.
More bullshit.
At 0.324 you'd be face down in the gutter.
Where you fucking belong.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 08:35:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 08:35:27 PM
Nah I don't I like to stir her up when she just fucks off and doesn't pay me attention.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
I will always lub her too mutt.
She does not seem stirred up.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 09:50:58 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 09:50:58 PM
0.223 yeah not bad.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
I got done by the filth at 0.324.
So your still right to drive.
More bullshit.
At 0.324 you'd be face down in the gutter.
Where you fucking belong.
No bullshit.
Go fuck yourself piggy.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: priscilla1961 on December 02, 2016, 10:39:06 PM
Post by: priscilla1961 on December 02, 2016, 10:39:06 PM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 03, 2016, 12:54:35 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 03, 2016, 12:54:35 AM
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2016, 12:57:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2016, 12:57:00 AM
Theres a party in my pants Priscilla lush.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
You must have taken a blue pill.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 03, 2016, 02:32:24 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 03, 2016, 02:32:24 AM
I think. ;)
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 03:44:28 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 03:44:28 AM
Sorry guys... I've only managed to do that once, and that's like "blackout" time. It's almost impossible for me to breathalyze myself, take a pic, and upload it at .300.
And I have a high tolerance.
And to all you tough-talkers out there... I'd like proof that you can even post here at a .240, let alone at .300!
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 03:48:05 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 03:48:05 AM
Mel is a puny little fart. It does not take much to get him shitfaced.Quote from: "Herman"
What do you base this conclusion on?
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2016, 10:26:04 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2016, 10:26:04 AM
Mel is a puny little fart. It does not take much to get him shitfaced.Quote from: "Herman"
What do you base this conclusion on?
Herman's exaggerating..
I have seen pictures of both of you..
He's bigger than you, but that doesn't mean you are my size either.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 05, 2016, 05:46:28 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 05, 2016, 05:46:28 AM
He's bigger than you, but that doesn't mean you are my size either.Quote from: "Fashionista"
That doesn't matter with BAC.
A smaller person will require less booze to reach the same reading as a larger person will.
That doesn't make anyone a "lightweight."
If you have a content of three times the legal limit for driving, you have that. Fatty is just as intoxicated as skinny...
Skinny may need 10 beers, and fatty may need 12, but they end up at the same level.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2016, 06:51:58 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2016, 06:51:58 PM
He's bigger than you, but that doesn't mean you are my size either.Quote from: "Fashionista"
That doesn't matter with BAC.
A smaller person will require less booze to reach the same reading as a larger person will.
That doesn't make anyone a "lightweight."
If you have a content of three times the legal limit for driving, you have that. Fatty is just as intoxicated as skinny...
Skinny may need 10 beers, and fatty may need 12, but they end up at the same level.
Size, tolerance and whether you have an empty stomach or not.
Title: Re: Party With Ace!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 06, 2016, 05:44:48 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 06, 2016, 05:44:48 AM
Size, tolerance and whether you have an empty stomach or not.Quote from: "Herman"
Size and empty or full stomach will affect the breathlyzer reading.
Tolerance will not.
Title: I'm Fairly Intoxicated...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 18, 2016, 08:02:57 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 18, 2016, 08:02:57 AM
Title: Re: I'm Fairly Intoxicated...
Post by: Angry White Male on December 18, 2016, 08:14:01 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 18, 2016, 08:14:01 AM
Title: Re: I'm Fairly Intoxicated...
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 18, 2016, 11:30:39 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 18, 2016, 11:30:39 AM
Plastic Cock time!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
No one wants to hear about your sick fantasies.