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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on December 02, 2016, 12:04:03 PM

Title: Hair
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 12:04:03 PM
As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 12:45:25 PM
I am a hairy guy. Some guys get the old five o'clock shadow when they shave. With me, it is about 1:30 pm.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 12:50:58 PM
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?




Honey ya left ya cam on and how do I say this it's rather delicate but the curtains don't match the drapes and as for that ass bleach you should go a few shades darker to match your nigger skin....5555.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 01:01:27 PM
It's the carpet doesn't match the drapes ya ninny and I only have hardwood.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 02, 2016, 01:07:00 PM
I wasn't thinking about the words Tips



;)
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?

I don't need to use a razor, but I do see long black hairs in the shower.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: kiebers on December 02, 2016, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?

Did you want that in pounds or kilo's?



 :laugh:
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2016, 03:56:44 PM
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?

White chicks are hairy apes.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 02, 2016, 05:01:23 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?

White chicks are hairy apes.

I'm shocked you'd say that!
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 02, 2016, 05:20:36 PM
I shave my legs and underarms about 1x a week...maybe longer in winter cause my skin gets dry and if I shave to much I get itchy.



My legs have bald patches here and there and no hair on the calves...i dont have much hair on my legs.  I also pluck my eyebrows on the daily.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Bricktop on December 02, 2016, 06:12:21 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?

White chicks are hairy apes.


Chink chicks look like they're wearing a wig in their crotch.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 04:01:47 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"White chicks are hairy apes.


It depends...  White people are an anomaly when it comes to "hairyness."



Most other races have a somewhat "well defined" expectation of how much hair, what type, colour, and where, their bodies will produce...



With Whites, it can be across the board...  No set rule for Whites regarding head hair/body hair.  It can swing right across the spectrum!  From a little, to a lot!



THAT being said, RW has some Italian in her...  It has been questioned if Italians are actually White.  You can read history and make that determination yourself.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 04:09:11 AM
But I'll say this!



I pretty Germanic in stock, but I have a friend here who is also.  Blue eyes, blonde, etc.



I can grow a full beard, and have a full Magnum P.I. chest of hair (except it's blonde).



He cannot.  He tried to grow a beard, and it's like an Asian/Native Indian beard.  It doesn't even actually fill his face, and looks dumb on a White guy.



I told him to shave the fucking shit off his face.



White people cannot all be alike with hair.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Annie on December 03, 2016, 04:13:25 AM
I shave from the knee down,  my pits and bikini line. I trim the bush.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: JOE on December 03, 2016, 04:35:58 AM
...your friend must be one of the Germans of 'Hunnic' stock who was descended from Atilla himself, eh S'Mel? The Huns were the tribe who invaded and overran central Europe prior to the fall of Rome. They were from Asia, so a faor number of Germans must havee the Hunnic genes.



I've seen a number of Germans who look somewhat Asian, with slanted eyes and a lantern shaped face. The German chancellor Konrad Addenauer must've been one of these 'Asiatic' Germans.


Quote from: "Angry White Male"But I'll say this!



I pretty Germanic in stock, but I have a friend here who is also.  Blue eyes, blonde, etc.



I can grow a full beard, and have a full Magnum P.I. chest of hair (except it's blonde).



He cannot.  He tried to grow a beard, and it's like an Asian/Native Indian beard.  It doesn't even actually fill his face, and looks dumb on a White guy.



I told him to shave the fucking shit off his face.



White people cannot all be alike with hair.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Angry White Male on December 03, 2016, 05:17:10 AM
Don't know, Joe...



Just know that bitches better be able to handle a full chest of Germanic hair with this White Boy.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2016, 11:19:44 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"As I'm in the shower typing this I'm staring st my razor and wondering how much hair do you remove from your body/face/head as part of your usual routine?

White chicks are hairy apes.

I'm shocked you'd say that!

As am I RW..



It's so unlike Shen Li.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: cc on December 03, 2016, 12:15:52 PM
Quote from: "RW"It's the carpet doesn't match the drapes ya ninny and I



only have hardwood.

I hope for you that applies to  hubby also  :wink:
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 03, 2016, 12:58:55 PM
:wink:
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Wulf on December 03, 2016, 01:40:56 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"It's the carpet doesn't match the drapes ya ninny and I



only have hardwood.

I hope for you that applies to  hubby also  :wink:


I have a feeling that the only thing hard left on RW's husband are the knots on his head from the daily battery she puts him through. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 03, 2016, 01:59:01 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"It's the carpet doesn't match the drapes ya ninny and I



only have hardwood.

I hope for you that applies to  hubby also  :wink:


I have a feeling that the only thing hard left on RW's husband are the knots on his head from the daily battery she puts him through. :laugh3:

My husband said to me the other day, and I shit you not, that I need to nag him more.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: JOE on December 03, 2016, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Don't know, Joe...



Just know that bitches better be able to handle a full chest of Germanic hair with this White Boy.


your friend must be one of those 'Asiatic Germans', S'Mel.



Here's a picture of Konrad Adenauer himself:



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note the Hunnic Features - the Wide round head, the Narrow slitty eyes. Just like his ancestor, Atila:



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The Huns conquered Germany, so no doubt there must be at least 1 Hun in yer ancestral past, eh S'Mel!



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...certainly your friend
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: JOE on December 03, 2016, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I am a hairy guy. Some guys get the old five o'clock shadow when they shave. With me, it is about 1:30 pm.


Gotta be careful, Hoimon.



Otherwise if you add too much more testosterone in your diet, you could end up just like this guy:



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Ya gotta cut down on the red beef, 'kay?
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Wulf on December 03, 2016, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"It's the carpet doesn't match the drapes ya ninny and I



only have hardwood.

I hope for you that applies to  hubby also  :wink:


I have a feeling that the only thing hard left on RW's husband are the knots on his head from the daily battery she puts him through. :laugh3:

My husband said to me the other day, and I shit you not, that I need to nag him more.


http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/sarcasm[/url]
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 03, 2016, 04:42:51 PM
HAHAHA!  He was serious!
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Bricktop on December 03, 2016, 06:56:58 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"It's the carpet doesn't match the drapes ya ninny and I



only have hardwood.

I hope for you that applies to  hubby also  :wink:


I have a feeling that the only thing hard left on RW's husband are the knots on his head from the daily battery she puts him through. :laugh3:


Ut oh....



 :sm(29):
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 03, 2016, 07:04:24 PM
I'm nice!
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Bricktop on December 03, 2016, 07:16:23 PM
Nice. Right.



Sweeter than fucking sugar, in fact.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 03, 2016, 07:18:03 PM
Nice: something you never say.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2016, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Don't know, Joe...



Just know that bitches better be able to handle a full chest of Germanic hair with this White Boy.


your friend must be one of those 'Asiatic Germans', S'Mel.



Here's a picture of Konrad Adenauer himself:



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note the Hunnic Features - the Wide round head, the Narrow slitty eyes. Just like his ancestor, Atila:



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/AttilatheHun.jpg/200px-AttilatheHun.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/%20...%20theHun.jpg%22%3Ehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/AttilatheHun.jpg/200px-AttilatheHun.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



The Huns conquered Germany, so no doubt there must be at least 1 Hun in yer ancestral past, eh S'Mel!



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...certainly your friend

Why would you post that in this thread?
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: JOE on December 07, 2016, 03:50:21 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Why would you post that in this thread?


....I just like to tease Mel.



He thinks all these blond haired Aryan types are native to Europe, when in reality they probably originated from Central Asia.



So the 'superior' Aryan race is actually Asian in origin, not European.
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 03:53:52 PM
Hey Joe...



If you are Asian in the Kitchen, and South American in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom?



;)
Title: Re: Hair
Post by: kiebers on December 07, 2016, 06:48:27 PM
Quote from: "RW"Hey Joe...



If you are Asian in the Kitchen, and South American in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom?



;)


:rimshot: