I was in this coffee shop in Hong Kong about a dozen or so years ago and the half owner of this coffeeshop was a short five footish obviously gay chinese guy. Well I was doing a crossword and finished my first coffee,then snapped my fingers and yelled " GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! with a second snap of my fingers. well this little homo started jumping up and down screaming "get out ! get out! " " FUCK OFF FUCK OFF ! " and this went on for several minutes while I waited for my second cup which I did get finally.. it was really funny :lol:
GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! in cantonese means by the way COFFEE MONKEY !snap COFFEE MONKEY COFFEE ! snap
you really need to snap your fingers at the correct time for maximum effect :lol:
I did it right in front of his staff which probably is what pushed him over the edge. I mean like he completely lost it :D
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Being rude to servers is not funny Gary...bad boy.
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Being rude to servers is not funny Gary...bad boy.
Fashionista is getting mad. ;)
Gary is such an ass. I'd like to see him try to pull a stunt like this with someone more his size.
I got my attitude from the military.
I have the big size fear factor and I usually get the real order for free.
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I have the big size fear factor and I usually get the real order for free.
Intimidation works, that's for sure. However, what do you think of what Oak did? If I worked there I wouldn't have put up with that.
I don´t degrade the servant-people... I flirt with them. Not the dudes though. :)
I overhead this indian-couple degrading and treating one of the waitresses badly at a restaurant called "Valentinia" some years back...
I just asked them to remove themselves from the restaurant.
Indians are nasty and pompous.
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Intimidation works, that's for sure. However, what do you think of what Oak did? If I worked there I wouldn't have put up with that.
I don´t degrade the servant-people... I flirt with them. Not the dudes though. :)
I overhead this indian-couple degrading and treating one of the waitresses badly at a restaurant called "Valentinia" some years back...
I just asked them to remove themselves from the restaurant.
Some Indian guys are really hawt.
From a females point of view. ;)
The women are sexy. Like Aishawarya Rai.
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Some Indian guys are really hawt.
From a females point of view. ;)
The women are sexy. Like Aishawarya Rai.
Even I acknowledge how pretty some Indian women are. Shilpa Shetty is another one.
India has some kind of "face-limit" in TV-shows and movies.
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Even I acknowledge how pretty some Indian women are. Shilpa Shetty is another one.
India has some kind of "face-limit" in TV-shows and movies.
Like a beauty minimum standard?
Yes. I heard of it some years ago from an indian woman.
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GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! in cantonese means by the way COFFEE MONKEY !snap COFFEE MONKEY COFFEE ! snap
you really need to snap your fingers at the correct time for maximum effect :lol:
I did it right in front of his staff which probably is what pushed him over the edge. I mean like he completely lost it :D
Will you two go and get a room FFS ! You have digressed off topic as always. Look at this hilarious episode from my stay in Hong Kong. I know it's not politically correct to treat fags like this but hey. Can't a guy have a laugh once in a while ? :lol:
He did not get my order wrong the first time or even after the GAFE MALOW ! snap GAFE MALOW GAFE ! snap" comment. He is a good little coffee monkey
The title of this thread should be obnoxious asshole in a coffee shop.
How do you say "coffee monkey" in Korean ?
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GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! in cantonese means by the way COFFEE MONKEY !snap COFFEE MONKEY COFFEE ! snap
you really need to snap your fingers at the correct time for maximum effect :lol:
I did it right in front of his staff which probably is what pushed him over the edge. I mean like he completely lost it :D
Lets just hope that store ower is an asshole.
I wouldn't say he was an asshole but he was very irritatingly gay. The way he walked and talked. actually I used to joke with a previous British worker who had a great sense of humour there all the time and forgot that this new guy wasn't him
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GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! in cantonese means by the way COFFEE MONKEY !snap COFFEE MONKEY COFFEE ! snap
you really need to snap your fingers at the correct time for maximum effect :lol:
I did it right in front of his staff which probably is what pushed him over the edge. I mean like he completely lost it :D
You Chinese too Gary? I go make some hat cha.
I occasionally like to fuck with people. ;)
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There's a difference between fucking with people and being a fucking dickhead. The thing that gets under my skin is that he brags about it. If I had've been there I would have told Gary to shut the fuck up.
As I am a foreman, I sometimes fool the rookies. ;) The young rookies are nervous and I can´t help the urge to fool around. :D
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There's a difference between fucking with people and being a fucking dickhead. The thing that gets under my skin is that he brags about it. If I had've been there I would have told Gary to shut the fuck up.
As I am a foreman, I sometimes fool the rookies. ;) The young rookies are nervous and I can´t help the urge to fool around. :D
I am all business at work, but I know some people use humour on the job and that is fine. However, what do you think of customers like Gary that act like dicks to servers?
Being "all business" does not win the trust of the workers. I treat the workers like soldiers. If you do not have their loyalty, they do not work well.
They work hard when they have a leader whom they do not want to betray/upset.
Garys behaviour only gets spit in his hamburger.
I wrote this poem as a sort of seronade to a four hundred pounder on mmb
It's not a fake story
it's a great story.
I wasn't complaining about his service
I was just taking the piss [ that's British slang for all you clueless rubes ]
so after alls said and done
it was a great bit of fun
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BTW, VG was right. You are lucky he didn't spit in your coffee...or maybe he did.
Whoa, is ghost ever under your skin!
She's never once claimed to be some sort of expert. She's only talked about her time there.
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It's not a fake story
it's a great story.
I wasn't complaining about his service
I was just taking the piss [ that's British slang for all you clueless rubes ]
so after alls said and done
it was a great bit of fun
Only someone with their head not screwed on just right would think this is a great story.
Lets just hope the coffee shop owner isn't as dumb as Gary, else he might have just created another racist like himself. :roll:
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That's a good point Zetsu. If you believe Gary's story and he is such an asshole I believe he would say something that stupid. I hope the owner does not think all foreigners are as socially stunted as Gary.
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That's a good point Zetsu. If you believe Gary's story and I he is such an asshole I believe he would say something that stupid. I hope the owner does not think all foreigners are as socially stunted as Gary.
Let's see, Zetsu is a Hong Konger and Hong Kongers call blacks HAK KWAI meaning black devils, always call natives HUNG FAN with HUNG meaning red and FAN meaning FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN and usually call white people KWAI LO [ DEVIL MAN ]or LO FAN [FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN MAN ] these terms are not used without racism. Hong Kongers also look down on filipinos,indonesians vietnamese and virtually everybody else.
As for Seoulfag, a humourless bore such as yourself is socially stunted
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That's a good point Zetsu. If you believe Gary's story and I he is such an asshole I believe he would say something that stupid. I hope the owner does not think all foreigners are as socially stunted as Gary.
Let's see, Zetsu is a Hong Konger and Hong Kongers call blacks HAK KWAI meaning black devils, always call natives HUNG FAN with HUNG meaning red and FAN meaning FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN and usually call white people KWAI LO [ DEVIL MAN ]or LO FAN [FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN MAN ] these terms are not used without racism. Hong Kongers also look down on filipinos,indonesians vietnamese and virtually everybody else.
As for Seoulfag, a humourless bore such as yourself is socially stunted
Zetsu has acknowledged in the past how racist some HK Chinese can be. If he has been harsh on any group it would be his own race.
Thank you Shen Li, it should be already very obvious to anyone that has been to bb's forum knows that I'm the most harsh against my race, only an idiot like Gary wouldn't have realized it.
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Let's see, Zetsu is a Hong Konger and Hong Kongers call blacks HAK KWAI meaning black devils, always call natives HUNG FAN with HUNG meaning red and FAN meaning FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN and usually call white people KWAI LO [ DEVIL MAN ]or LO FAN [FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN MAN ] these terms are not used without racism. Hong Kongers also look down on filipinos,indonesians vietnamese and virtually everybody else.
As for Seoulfag, a humourless bore such as yourself is socially stunted
Zetsu has acknowledged in the past how racist some HK Chinese can be. If he has been harsh on any group it would be his own race.
Thank you Shen Li, it should be already very obvious to anyone that has been to bb's forum knows that I'm the most harsh against my race, only idiot like Gary wouldn't have realized it.
Zetsu, I haven't seen you post the slurs Gary is accusing you of.
Of course not, they know the embarassing justified reaction they would get if they showed their true colours. this would be a huge loss of face and you know it too. Don't forget I am not some clueless white liberal lefty who hasn't a clue about China and doesn't speak chinese,lived of there,studied chinese culture and history
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You know what Zetsu is thinking? You paranoid fool. :roll:
I know that you are a miserable humourless fag. Show me something incorrect which I have posted
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I am not gay, you do not have a sense of humour and everything you accused Zetsu of is so retarded it is not worthy of a response.
I don't have a sense of humour ? that is too dumb a comment to respond to. and everything that i mentioned in that post to Zetsu is retarded ? like what you imbecile.
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That's a good point Zetsu. If you believe Gary's story and I he is such an asshole I believe he would say something that stupid. I hope the owner does not think all foreigners are as socially stunted as Gary.
Let's see, Zetsu is a Hong Konger and Hong Kongers call blacks HAK KWAI meaning black devils, always call natives HUNG FAN with HUNG meaning red and FAN meaning FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN and usually call white people KWAI LO [ DEVIL MAN ]or LO FAN [FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN MAN ] these terms are not used without racism. Hong Kongers also look down on filipinos,indonesians vietnamese and virtually everybody else.
As for Seoulfag, a humourless bore such as yourself is socially stunted
there is something incorrect here ? I have taken a second look and yes it is all correct. It is so typical of you Seoulfag to use a blanket criticism however typicaly it falls apart under scrutiny
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*sigh*
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Zetsu has acknowledged in the past how racist some HK Chinese can be. If he has been harsh on any group it would be his own race.
Thank you Shen Li, it should be already very obvious to anyone that has been to bb's forum knows that I'm the most harsh against my race, only idiot like Gary wouldn't have realized it.
Zetsu, I haven't seen you post the slurs Gary is accusing you of.
Thank you Fashionista, only if Gary here is smart enough to realize that.
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Thank you Shen Li, it should be already very obvious to anyone that has been to bb's forum knows that I'm the most harsh against my race, only idiot like Gary wouldn't have realized it.
Zetsu, I haven't seen you post the slurs Gary is accusing you of.
Thank you Fashionista, only if Gary here is smart enough to realize that.
You are a good poster and I enjoy reading your posts...seoulbro too.
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That's a good point Zetsu. If you believe Gary's story and I he is such an asshole I believe he would say something that stupid. I hope the owner does not think all foreigners are as socially stunted as Gary.
Let's see, Zetsu is a Hong Konger and Hong Kongers call blacks HAK KWAI meaning black devils, always call natives HUNG FAN with HUNG meaning red and FAN meaning FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN and usually call white people KWAI LO [ DEVIL MAN ]or LO FAN [FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN MAN ] these terms are not used without racism. Hong Kongers also look down on filipinos,indonesians vietnamese and virtually everybody else.
As for Seoulfag, a humourless bore such as yourself is socially stunted
Now Zetsu knows that what I posted is 100% true. when someting bad happens to a white person they smile if not laugh [ secretly if people will be offended ] They love that i was denied my chance to compete fairly in China and will always come up with a justification for their backstabs however if you threaten them with taking away their Canadian citizenship they they will change their tune.
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That's a good point Zetsu. If you believe Gary's story and I he is such an asshole I believe he would say something that stupid. I hope the owner does not think all foreigners are as socially stunted as Gary.
Let's see, Zetsu is a Hong Konger and Hong Kongers call blacks HAK KWAI meaning black devils, always call natives HUNG FAN with HUNG meaning red and FAN meaning FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN and usually call white people KWAI LO [ DEVIL MAN ]or LO FAN [FOREIGN UNCIVILISED BARBARIAN MAN ] these terms are not used without racism. Hong Kongers also look down on filipinos,indonesians vietnamese and virtually everybody else.
As for Seoulfag, a humourless bore such as yourself is socially stunted
Now Zetsu knows that what I posted is 100% true. when someting bad happens to a white person they smile if not laugh [ secretly if people will be offended ] They love that i was denied my chance to compete fairly in China and will always come up with a justification for their backstabs however if you threaten them with taking away their Canadian citizenship they they will change their tune.
Devil is MAW KWAI, HAK KWAI is "black ghost". Gary do you even know how the term KWAI LO was created? And for the rest of the terms I've never heard them in Hong Kong. BTW some of those people are a piece of sh*t but your complaining about me b/c I happened to be Chinese won't change anything. In fact I give these people dirty looks when I hear them use the term KWAI LO in a disrespectful or hateful tone.
I don't understand what point Gary is trying to make..
Zetsu, Shen Li and myself have spoken out against racist attitudes in China, Hong Kong and Taiwan..
We live in Canada, embrace Canadian values and have become Canadians..
We are not responsible for racism in foreign countries and territories.
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Zetsu, Shen Li and myself have spoken out against racist attitudes in China, Hong Kong and Taiwan..
We live in Canada, embrace Canadian values and have become Canadians..
We are not responsible for racism in foreign countries and territories.
I assume his point is that you cannot trust East Asians because we are all racist, but he himself is a model of tolerance and has the deepest respect for differences. :roll:
I don't dislike Canada and Canadians and don't support chinese efforts to take over this country, when a bad thing happens to a Canadian you know embarrassment or mosfortune I don't smugly try to hide a smirk,it doesn't make me happy.
You were a complete jerk to that guy in the coffee shop. Stop making Canadians look bad.
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he's an asshole
you Seoulfag are the judge ? you are an asshole and a gafe malow :lol:
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I am not a cat and I don't meow verbal gaffes.
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You Homo-ero are a complete jerk 24/7
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I am not a cat and I don't meow verbal gaffes.
STFU, yo are a personality challenged bore,loser
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I am not a cat and I don't meow verbal gaffes.
STFU, yo are a personlaity challenged bore,loser
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Just 14/7? Hooray!
Fuck off you lying sleazy cunt
Shenli ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! snap
You obvious have shite for brain Gary Choking a Chicken. How many hate motivate lying threads have you posts you racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully LIAR. Only a degenerated arsewipe cyber bully LOSER like you Gary Choking a Chicken would keep up with your hate motivate lies for so long on several threads on two forums.
What is the matter Gary Choking a Chicken? You can dish lie insults but a racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully degenerate LIAR like you can't take it
I actually can take your insults Hornhung Virgin :lol:
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GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! in cantonese means by the way COFFEE MONKEY !snap COFFEE MONKEY COFFEE ! snap
you really need to snap your fingers at the correct time for maximum effect :lol:
I did it right in front of his staff which probably is what pushed him over the edge. I mean like he completely lost it :D
I don´t have to get a room. I have a nice big cottage with 3 bedrooms upstairs, one big bedroom downstairs, heated floor, 2 showers, 1 sauna, laundry-room, big kitchen with a bar table, living room in both upstairs and downstairs, snow-mobile, laplanders hut and the levi bus passing through just couple of hundreds of meters away to take us to the slopes.
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I don´t have to get a room. I have a nice big cottage with 3 bedrooms upstairs, one big bedroom downstairs, heated floor, 2 showers, 1 sauna, laundry-room, big kitchen with a bar table, living room in both upstairs and downstairs, snow-mobile, laplanders hut and the levi bus passing through just couple of hundreds of meters away to take us to
Who you callin a slope? ;)
:lol:
I snowboard right after you so that I can catch you before you hit a tree or something.. :)
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Who you callin a slope? ;)
:lol:
I snowboard right after you so that I can catch you before you hit a tree or something.. :)
I have never tried it. I have so few winter hobbies. Summer is a different story though.
You should try it, it´s a rush.
I play beach-volley and "soccer" during summers.
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I have never tried it. I have so few winter hobbies. Summer is a different story though.
You should try it, it´s a rush.
I play beach-volley and "soccer" during summers.
Badminton, hiking, cycling and some golf in summer. In winter I do the same things when I'm at parents holiday home in Phoenix, Arizona.
I promise you that you will not get cold. ;)
Let's not digress from the topic of this thread :D
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GAFE MALOW ! GAFE MALOW GAFE ! in cantonese means by the way COFFEE MONKEY !snap COFFEE MONKEY COFFEE ! snap
you really need to snap your fingers at the correct time for maximum effect :lol:
I did it right in front of his staff which probably is what pushed him over the edge. I mean like he completely lost it :D
I like my topic better. :D
I hate to agree with Gary Oak, but he does have a point in this one case.
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Don't worry, were not going to forget that you hate Hong Kongers and you often act like an ass.
Hong Kongers hate everybody but not only do clueless cunts like Romero not care about that these losers don't even know it
I wish Hornhung Virgin worked at a coffee shop :D
His adjective tirades at the cash register would probably get him fired pronto. He must work in a job where they hide him away so he can't embarass himself or his employer
I wonder how many times some asianmen have ejaculated into Gary Oaks coffee.. Or roasted his bread in their buttcracks.
Not as often as they have done to yours
Real Woman called me a bully which reminded me of this story :D
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I forgot about this thread Gary Oak.
You obvious have shite for brain Gary Choking a Chicken. How many hate motivate lying threads have you posts you racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully LIAR. Only a degenerated arsewipe cyber bully LOSER like you Gary Choking a Chicken would keep up with your hate motivate lies for so long on several threads on two forums.
What is the matter Gary Choking a Chicken? You can dish lie insults but a racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully degenerate LIAR like you can't take it
Called the cops yet?
Rambo should call Harold Anderson about his virginity issues.
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:roll:
You obvious have shite for brain Gary Choking a Chicken. How many hate motivate lying threads have you posts you racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully LIAR. Only a degenerated arsewipe cyber bully LOSER like you Gary Choking a Chicken would keep up with your hate motivate lies for so long on several threads on two forums.
What is the matter Gary Choking a Chicken? You can dish lie insults but a racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully degenerate LIAR like you can't take it
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What is the matter Gary Choking a Chicken? You can dish lie insults but a racist, sinophobic, f*cked in the head conspiracy theory nutcase troll cyber bully degenerate LIAR like you can't take it
Get a desperate crack addict whore and lose you fucking cherry virginboy!!