Title: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 10:57:19 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 10:57:19 PM
There's a bit of a cold-snap that has hit here, and temps are now consistently at or below freezing, day and night. This creates an issue trying to keep the sugar-water from freezing.
Now, I have seen a design online that utilizes the heat from a 7 Watt night-light blub mounted underneath the feeder in an "enclosure." This is apparently just enough to keep the feeder from freezing.
This is a very simple wiring and install job for me, but there's one thing I wonder about, since I'm not an electrician... Since this is obviously going to be used outdoors, are there any tips or precautions I should know about? The biggest thing I was wondering about was if it would be prudent for me to wire in some kind of in-line fuse with a trip amperage far less than the trip amperage of the fuse in my main electrical box?
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:00:58 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:00:58 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: kiebers on December 07, 2016, 11:05:01 PM
Post by: kiebers on December 07, 2016, 11:05:01 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:08:04 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:08:04 PM
Please dont do anything drunk and dumb. Go buy something legal and proper working condition. The birds deserve it.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
A product like this is not easy to purchase in Canada, since they don't sell such an item.
Wiring of an item like this is easy. I replaced my indoor light fixtures myself, 'cause I didn't like the ones that were here. The place hasn't burnt down yet.
It's moreso how important a low-amperage in-line fuse would be...
I ask this, as at one time I had my Christmas lights strung to my aluminum railing, and if it rained enough, the lights would actually "seep" enough to very mildly charge the railing. Just a minor charge when railing touched. The house fuse did NOT blow. I no longer hang them there.
Just basically need to know what, if any, additional safety measures should be implemented for a very low wattage (7 amp) bulb to be used in an outdoor environment.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:08:58 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:08:58 PM
Or
^^ it really doesnt need to be that close...buy a low wattage one and place further away...make sure it is secured properly as it does get hot...I use those for my lizards...they give off good heat.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:09:45 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:09:45 PM
Are you doing this on a balcony? Is there a ground fault plug on the patio? It is built into my house is why I ask. Other wise I would say yes you would want to do some kind of low amp fusing.Quote from: "kiebers"
Yes, on a patio.
The outlet has ground-fault plug. However, I'm certain that any 7 watt night-light unit will only be a two-prong...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:11:03 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:11:03 PM
(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://ednewbold.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hummingbird-feeder-Pollack2.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://ednewbold.com/wp-content/uploads%20...%20llack2.jpg%22%3Ehttp://ednewbold.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hummingbird-feeder-Pollack2.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
This is what I'm sort of doing, except properly, unlike the hack that cobbled this ^^^ together...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:13:47 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:13:47 PM
Please dont do anything drunk and dumb. Go buy something legal and proper working condition. The birds deserve it.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
A product like this is not easy to purchase in Canada,
Did you look online?
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:15:09 PM
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:15:09 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:17:33 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:17:33 PM
Buy a proper heated hummingbird feeder rather than trying to rig one.Quote from: "RW"
Read the thread. You can't find them for sale in Canada. If you could, I'd go and buy one.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:21:22 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:21:22 PM
This is a very simple thing to do, and would work. Trust me, my quality is good. As stated, I installed all my new indoor light fixtures, so I'm quite able to twist a few wires together.
The only question I'm asking is whether or not it would be prudent to add any extra safeguards, like a low-amp in-line fuse.
I'm not asking whether or not you think I should do it. I don't recall asking that question.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:25:14 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:25:14 PM
Assuming a "standard" 7 Watt bulb would be the only thing ever running through this line, would you know of a desirable fuse amp rating for this circuit, obviously assuming it would have to handle the odd spike that's inherent in any circuits?
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:31:47 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 07, 2016, 11:31:47 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:35:25 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:35:25 PM
Im sure youre great at everything Mel...so why bother to ask here?Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Just wanted to see if anyone has some electrical knowledge they'd like to share.
That's why I asked. I thought the title of this thread was quite clear. Did you read the title of this thread, Berry?
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:40:43 PM
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:40:43 PM
Buy a proper heated hummingbird feeder rather than trying to rig one.Quote from: "RW"
Read the thread. You can't find them for sale in Canada. If you could, I'd go and buy one.
De-icer in Canada:
See if these guys deliver to Canada:
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:42:11 PM
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:42:11 PM
Other helpful tips found by using Google:
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:45:01 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:45:01 PM
De-icer in Canada:Quote from: "RW"https://backyardbird.ca/products/songbird-essentials-birdbath-multi-use-de-icer
You do know that puts out 150 Watts, right?
See if these guys deliver to Canada:Quotehttp://www.hummersheateddelight.com/order.html
This is where I got the idea. Shipping to Canada requires a "Contact Me" and god knows how high freight/customs charges.
I can make what he sells, and by possibly incorporating an in-line fuse, make it even better.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:46:39 PM
Post by: RW on December 07, 2016, 11:46:39 PM
De-icer in Canada:Quote from: "RW"https://backyardbird.ca/products/songbird-essentials-birdbath-multi-use-de-icer
You do know that puts out 150 Watts, right?See if these guys deliver to Canada:Quotehttp://www.hummersheateddelight.com/order.html
This is where I got the idea. Shipping to Canada requires a "Contact Me" and god knows how high freight/customs charges.
I can make what he sells, and by possibly incorporating an in-line fuse, make it even better.
Contact him and find out. DUH.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:47:58 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:47:58 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:55:03 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 07, 2016, 11:55:03 PM
Actually, I more want to know what a proper fuse rating would be to run a 7 Watt bulb, taking into account variables like peaks and spikes.
Basically, enough to always solidly run the light, but would trip the second even a minor short is detected. Although I can do a good job shielding the bulb from the outdoor environment, I always like to "over-do" my work.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 12:30:41 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 12:30:41 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 12:31:25 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 12:31:25 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 12:33:12 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 12:33:12 AM
You only need fuses for power not light.Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
It would be a wired bulb that plugs into the wall.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 01:00:27 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 01:00:27 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 08, 2016, 01:13:18 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 08, 2016, 01:13:18 AM
Get a night light...fuckin plug it in...not rocket science ffs...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 01:27:51 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 01:27:51 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 02:48:48 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 02:48:48 AM
Two pages of "efforts"....
Awesome.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2016, 06:31:04 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2016, 06:31:04 AM
Here's the deal. I've decided to feed some Hummingbirds that have decided to make their home around here for the Winter.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
There's a bit of a cold-snap that has hit here, and temps are now consistently at or below freezing, day and night. This creates an issue trying to keep the sugar-water from freezing.
Now, I have seen a design online that utilizes the heat from a 7 Watt night-light blub mounted underneath the feeder in an "enclosure." This is apparently just enough to keep the feeder from freezing.
This is a very simple wiring and install job for me, but there's one thing I wonder about, since I'm not an electrician... Since this is obviously going to be used outdoors, are there any tips or precautions I should know about? The biggest thing I was wondering about was if it would be prudent for me to wire in some kind of in-line fuse with a trip amperage far less than the trip amperage of the fuse in my main electrical box?
My husband has a master electrician designation..
I don't know about this specifically, but I know it's an easy thing to do.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 07:38:51 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 07:38:51 AM
This thread is hilarious, Ace wasted his wife's cat with a howitzer but he is concerned about a couple of shitty, hummingbirds. He'll probably shoot them too when he sees that his electric bill went up 5 cents.
You can't make this shit up.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 07:42:40 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 07:42:40 AM
Hey Ace, ever think of just increasing the sugar content of the syrup and wrapping the feeder in some pipe insulation?
Start with the easy shit. If that doesn't work, dry out and then attempt to apply some electricity. Remember, just don't lick the receptacle unless it has a GFI.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 07:43:36 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 07:43:36 AM
Here's the deal. I've decided to feed some Hummingbirds that have decided to make their home around here for the Winter.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
There's a bit of a cold-snap that has hit here, and temps are now consistently at or below freezing, day and night. This creates an issue trying to keep the sugar-water from freezing.
Now, I have seen a design online that utilizes the heat from a 7 Watt night-light blub mounted underneath the feeder in an "enclosure." This is apparently just enough to keep the feeder from freezing.
This is a very simple wiring and install job for me, but there's one thing I wonder about, since I'm not an electrician... Since this is obviously going to be used outdoors, are there any tips or precautions I should know about? The biggest thing I was wondering about was if it would be prudent for me to wire in some kind of in-line fuse with a trip amperage far less than the trip amperage of the fuse in my main electrical box?
My husband has a master electrician designation..
I don't know about this specifically, but I know it's an easy thing to do.
Yes honey that makes you an expert just like the rest of the fucken wankers here who know fucking everything about everything.
Easy...yes all he has to do is plug the fucken light socket in. Even a truck driver will get the hang of that.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 07:48:59 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 08, 2016, 07:48:59 AM
Now he is reformed the birds will be ok.
And mummys dead and left money so its all good.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 12:48:50 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 12:48:50 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 08, 2016, 12:57:18 PM
Post by: RW on December 08, 2016, 12:57:18 PM
I'm going to get the items I need later. I'll cobble something together that should work. Will post pics...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I can hardly contain my excitement at seeing what you've rigged up.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 01:06:19 PM
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 01:06:19 PM
I'm going to get the items I need later. I'll cobble something together that should work. Will post pics...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I can hardly contain my excitement at seeing what you've rigged up.
That idiot will probably end up frying those damn birds and he'll feed them to his ex-wife as hors d'oeuvres.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2016, 01:37:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2016, 01:37:25 PM
Here's the deal. I've decided to feed some Hummingbirds that have decided to make their home around here for the Winter.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
There's a bit of a cold-snap that has hit here, and temps are now consistently at or below freezing, day and night. This creates an issue trying to keep the sugar-water from freezing.
Now, I have seen a design online that utilizes the heat from a 7 Watt night-light blub mounted underneath the feeder in an "enclosure." This is apparently just enough to keep the feeder from freezing.
This is a very simple wiring and install job for me, but there's one thing I wonder about, since I'm not an electrician... Since this is obviously going to be used outdoors, are there any tips or precautions I should know about? The biggest thing I was wondering about was if it would be prudent for me to wire in some kind of in-line fuse with a trip amperage far less than the trip amperage of the fuse in my main electrical box?
My husband has a master electrician designation..
I don't know about this specifically, but I know it's an easy thing to do.
Yes honey that makes you an expert just like the rest of the fucken wankers here who know fucking everything about everything.
Fash wasn't claiming to be an expert. She said she's married to an electrical eckspurt.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: kiebers on December 08, 2016, 05:42:42 PM
Post by: kiebers on December 08, 2016, 05:42:42 PM
I'm going to get the items I need later. I'll cobble something together that should work. Will post pics...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I can hardly contain my excitement at seeing what you've rigged up.
That idiot will probably end up frying those damn birds and he'll feed them to his ex-wife as hors d'oeuvres.
Damn sure can't feed them to the cat.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 05:49:22 PM
Post by: Wulf on December 08, 2016, 05:49:22 PM
I'm going to get the items I need later. I'll cobble something together that should work. Will post pics...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
I can hardly contain my excitement at seeing what you've rigged up.
That idiot will probably end up frying those damn birds and he'll feed them to his ex-wife as hors d'oeuvres.
Damn sure can't feed them to the cat.
At least the cat would have appreciated the effort.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 10:18:46 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 10:18:46 PM
Plus, the cup should glow reddish/pinkish at night when plugged in. Just in time for the Holidays.
If it's not enough to prevent freezing, I'll have to find a shorter cup to bring the bulb even closer to the feeder.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2016, 10:21:19 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2016, 10:21:19 PM
I've cobbled this together with what I could find at a local store. Not exactly pretty, but should do the job. Time will tell if it prevents freezing.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Plus, the cup should glow reddish/pinkish at night when plugged in. Just in time for the Holidays.
If it's not enough to prevent freezing, I'll have to find a shorter cup to bring the bulb even closer to the feeder.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
I think it's adorable Mel.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 10:44:47 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 10:44:47 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 08, 2016, 11:04:14 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 08, 2016, 11:04:14 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 11:13:51 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 11:13:51 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 08, 2016, 11:36:39 PM
Post by: RW on December 08, 2016, 11:36:39 PM
I've cobbled this together with what I could find at a local store. Not exactly pretty, but should do the job. Time will tell if it prevents freezing.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Plus, the cup should glow reddish/pinkish at night when plugged in. Just in time for the Holidays.
If it's not enough to prevent freezing, I'll have to find a shorter cup to bring the bulb even closer to the feeder.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Well done Mel!
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 11:52:15 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 08, 2016, 11:52:15 PM
They were a little too old for me, but this would be a good example of something that "breaks the ice." Women love shit like this, once they know what you're trying to do.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 12:08:21 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 12:08:21 AM
I've cobbled this together with what I could find at a local store. Not exactly pretty, but should do the job. Time will tell if it prevents freezing.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Plus, the cup should glow reddish/pinkish at night when plugged in. Just in time for the Holidays.
If it's not enough to prevent freezing, I'll have to find a shorter cup to bring the bulb even closer to the feeder.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
That is fucken gayer than the cat with the fucken lead.
It looks like something a Thai tranny would shove up yer ass.
With the light on.
Now birds they sleep at night so apart from blowing the whole grid with ya ass your invention has no other practical application.
As for pulling shielas at hardware it's only tough fucken building contactors like me that get that crumpet Ace.
Now they think ya light is some gay truck stop shit .
It's pink.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 12:10:54 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 12:10:54 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:15:24 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:15:24 AM
The birds won't mind...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:18:35 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:18:35 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 12:21:47 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 12:21:47 AM
I've cobbled this together with what I could find at a local store. Not exactly pretty, but should do the job. Time will tell if it prevents freezing.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Plus, the cup should glow reddish/pinkish at night when plugged in. Just in time for the Holidays.
If it's not enough to prevent freezing, I'll have to find a shorter cup to bring the bulb even closer to the feeder.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
That is fucken gayer than the cat with the fucken lead.
It looks like something a Thai tranny would shove up yer ass.
With the light on.
Now birds they sleep at night so apart from blowing the whole grid with ya ass your invention has no other practical application..
Tis true..but the cat is gayer. Keep in mind its freezing here during the day right now and its going to last a while...I have a pail of water on my balcony that is solid frozen for the last several days.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:23:23 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:23:23 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 12:26:13 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 12:26:13 AM
No fish were in the bowl...i just left it in the rain...until...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:27:51 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 12:27:51 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 12:30:14 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 12:30:14 AM
Did you forget the fish in the bowl too?Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Read my post again.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 12:35:19 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 12:35:19 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 01:12:18 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 01:12:18 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 01:22:44 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 01:22:44 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 01:29:06 AM
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 01:29:06 AM
You're so touchy, Berry. No wonder good men don't want you!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
That was a really douchy thing to say there Mel.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 01:40:05 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 01:40:05 AM
That was a really douchy thing to say there Mel.Quote from: "RW"
If you knew the half of what Berry has thrown my way, I was going easy. She knows that...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 01:42:39 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 01:42:39 AM
It's ready for action. Will see if this can keep the feed defrosted...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 02:15:06 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 02:15:06 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 02:31:42 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 02:31:42 AM
you need someone like RW to be standing underneath thatQuote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
A couple weeks ago, she was staying literally within a couple miles of my pad!
I could've probably walked there! I offered dick... She didn't want my little limp noodle.
That's OK! RW is a family momma, with kids and husband now.
Her cheating days are done, it seems!
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 02:49:43 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 02:49:43 AM
She does her make up like Joan Collins but now she looks more like the Joker getting a bit shaky there which is good cos ya don't have to pump any hole so much.
Line the beers up along her back when yo play the root rodeo and seriously snort off them ass cheecks
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 03:11:35 AM
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 03:11:35 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 03:18:32 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 03:18:32 AM
Line the beers up along her back when yo play the root rodeo and seriously snort off them ass cheecksQuote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
I don't usually snort coke, but when I do, I'd like it to be under these circumstances...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 03:20:03 AM
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 03:20:03 AM
Line the beers up along her back when yo play the root rodeo and seriously snort off them ass cheecksQuote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
I don't usually snort coke, but when I do, I'd like it to be under these circumstances...
Do you smoke weed Ace?
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 03:23:24 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 03:23:24 AM
Do you smoke weed Ace?Quote from: "RW"
No. I'll take a hit or two if I'm around others that are passing around a fatty, but it's not my thing.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 03:24:08 AM
Post by: RW on December 09, 2016, 03:24:08 AM
Do you smoke weed Ace?Quote from: "RW"
No. I'll take a hit or two if I'm around others that are passing around a fatty, but it's not my thing.
It's so much better than drinking.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 03:27:43 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 03:27:43 AM
I have smoked enough in my time to know how I react to it.
I have nothing against legalizing it, but I would not be a user...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2016, 06:41:32 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2016, 06:41:32 AM
OLD Tips!!!!! Why you two-bit, no good, rotten vermin! I'm almost the youngest one here.Quote from: "RW"
You're younger than I am.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2016, 06:45:53 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2016, 06:45:53 AM
I've cobbled this together with what I could find at a local store. Not exactly pretty, but should do the job. Time will tell if it prevents freezing.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Plus, the cup should glow reddish/pinkish at night when plugged in. Just in time for the Holidays.
If it's not enough to prevent freezing, I'll have to find a shorter cup to bring the bulb even closer to the feeder.(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i68.tinypic.com/51zdax.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
That is fucken gayer than the cat with the fucken lead.
It looks like something a Thai tranny would shove up yer ass.
With the light on.
Now birds they sleep at night so apart from blowing the whole grid with ya ass your invention has no other practical application..
Tis true..but the cat is gayer. Keep in mind its freezing here during the day right now and its going to last a while...I have a pail of water on my balcony that is solid frozen for the last several days.
And you live in the West coast Berry..
It is so cold here, I have to bundle up just to walk to my car after work..
This is after it has been running with the heat on full for over ten minutes.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 09, 2016, 10:16:01 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 09, 2016, 10:16:01 AM
Someone needs to call U.L.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 10:46:27 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 10:46:27 AM
Yes Fashy its a cold one lately. I park in a sheltered area so im lucky and I car pool to work...fun times.....
...errrmerrgerrrd!! Its snowing!!!
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 10:48:51 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 09, 2016, 10:48:51 AM
That was a really douchy thing to say there Mel.Quote from: "RW"
If you knew the half of what Berry has thrown my way, I was going easy. She knows that...
Oh please. Enough with the pussification, poor me move...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 05:18:47 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 05:18:47 PM
In fact, it seems to be working quite well, even with the light snow we are getting.
I have never seen so many hummers at one feeder in my life. The birds will even fight over it at times...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 05:32:11 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 09, 2016, 05:32:11 PM
Pump action them birdies they are all free like your wif blow em away Tex.
Don't shoot out the gay as light.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 05:45:09 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 05:45:09 PM
In fact, the other colours were very "fabulous" also. Maybe if you Kiwi and Ozzie folk exported non-fabulous colours, I would have bought it.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 06:18:15 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 09, 2016, 06:18:15 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 10, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 10, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2016, 10:32:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2016, 10:32:34 PM
I smoke pot occasionally in the evening to make me sleepy. I prefer it over alcohol.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Yes Fashy its a cold one lately. I park in a sheltered area so im lucky and I car pool to work...fun times.....
...errrmerrgerrrd!! Its snowing!!!
I took a look at weather network Vancouver and it's showing a high of -5 on Friday. That would be one of the lowest highs I have seen for your city. Where I live it would be considered unseasonably mild for this time of year.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 10, 2016, 11:16:00 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 10, 2016, 11:16:00 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2016, 06:39:47 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2016, 06:39:47 AM
Its fucken gaye that birdfeederQuote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"ac_razz
My husband made a combination bird feeder and bird house for his mother a long time ago..
It was something else.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2016, 10:56:45 PM
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2016, 10:56:45 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 13, 2016, 12:43:55 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 13, 2016, 12:43:55 AM
I smoke pot occasionally in the evening to make me sleepy. I prefer it over alcohol.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Yes Fashy its a cold one lately. I park in a sheltered area so im lucky and I car pool to work...fun times.....
...errrmerrgerrrd!! Its snowing!!!
I took a look at weather network Vancouver and it's showing a high of -5 on Friday. That would be one of the lowest highs I have seen for your city. Where I live it would be considered unseasonably mild for this time of year.
It snowed a lot on Friday. It doesnt normally get that cold here. I dont like freezing tempuratures. I have to turn my heat up a tad higher to warm up.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 13, 2016, 05:17:41 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 13, 2016, 05:17:41 AM
Its a femaleQuote from: "Berry Sweet"
I believe so. The Males have red feathers around their heads.
I never knew just how territorial and mean hummers can be! I have a female that now sits on a small branch about 30 feet from my feeder. She guards it all day, and chases away other hummers that go to the feeder.
In fact, when I check the feeder, she has actually come up twice to me, and hovered about six inches away from my eyeballs, staring me straight in the eyes. I have never come this close to any wild bird.
When she realizes that I can't be scared off, she retreats back to her branch to watch and guard.
Tough little fuckers they are, these hummers...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 13, 2016, 06:19:47 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 13, 2016, 06:19:47 AM
BTW, does anyone else get the feeling that this drunken idiot will end up electrocuting these frickin birds?Quote from: "Wulf"
You can't make this shit up.Quote from: "Wulf"
Anything left to say, Oscar Jr?
No? If not, then you can keep your fucking hatch shut from now on.
Go to Memebee and join them... They love and coddle idiots like you. Trust me, I know.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2016, 06:30:56 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2016, 06:30:56 AM
I smoke pot occasionally in the evening to make me sleepy. I prefer it over alcohol.Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Yes Fashy its a cold one lately. I park in a sheltered area so im lucky and I car pool to work...fun times.....
...errrmerrgerrrd!! Its snowing!!!
I took a look at weather network Vancouver and it's showing a high of -5 on Friday. That would be one of the lowest highs I have seen for your city. Where I live it would be considered unseasonably mild for this time of year.
It snowed a lot on Friday. It doesnt normally get that cold here. I dont like freezing tempuratures. I have to turn my heat up a tad higher to warm up.
You're being forced to live like people in the rest of the country in winter Berry.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 13, 2016, 07:10:03 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 13, 2016, 07:10:03 AM
BTW, does anyone else get the feeling that this drunken idiot will end up electrocuting these frickin birds?Quote from: "Wulf"You can't make this shit up.Quote from: "Wulf"
Anything left to say, Oscar Jr?
No? If not, then you can keep your fucking hatch shut from now on.
Go to Memebee and join them... They love and coddle idiots like you. Trust me, I know.
You bored, Ace or just mad?
Took you three days to answer that post. It's old news. Next you will be bumping 2year old threads like old monkey pants, just so you can get a tiny bit of attention.
BTW, if Van was all about coddling idiots, you would have a place there for life. Go make another bird feeder so you can pretend you are back in special Ed shop class, you fucking besotted, moron.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 13, 2016, 07:14:17 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 13, 2016, 07:14:17 AM
All that effort, Wulf... for nothing!
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 13, 2016, 10:01:46 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 13, 2016, 10:01:46 AM
Its a femaleQuote from: "Berry Sweet"
I believe so. The Males have red feathers around their heads.
I never knew just how territorial and mean hummers can be! I have a female that now sits on a small branch about 30 feet from my feeder. She guards it all day, and chases away other hummers that go to the feeder.
In fact, when I check the feeder, she has actually come up twice to me, and hovered about six inches away from my eyeballs, staring me straight in the eyes. I have never come this close to any wild bird.
When she realizes that I can't be scared off, she retreats back to her branch to watch and guard.
Tough little fuckers they are, these hummers...
The females are brownish and the males are the green ones...they are the pretty ones..its a mating thing.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2016, 10:17:37 AM
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2016, 10:17:37 AM
Its a femaleQuote from: "Berry Sweet"
I believe so. The Males have red feathers around their heads.
I never knew just how territorial and mean hummers can be! I have a female that now sits on a small branch about 30 feet from my feeder. She guards it all day, and chases away other hummers that go to the feeder.
In fact, when I check the feeder, she has actually come up twice to me, and hovered about six inches away from my eyeballs, staring me straight in the eyes. I have never come this close to any wild bird.
When she realizes that I can't be scared off, she retreats back to her branch to watch and guard.
Tough little fuckers they are, these hummers...
The females are brownish and the males are the green ones...they are the pretty ones..its a mating thing.
They are great.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 15, 2016, 03:22:18 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 15, 2016, 03:22:18 AM
It seems to be working.
The female guards, and even when I walked the feeder back out, she instantly decided to feed while it was still in my hand.
Again, inches from me, and I holding the feeder since it wasn't hung yet.
These are tough, fearless little fuckers, with absolutely no fear.
If they were even a quarter of the size of an American Eagle, they would rightfully be the bird of "courage and strength"...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 21, 2016, 08:47:28 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 21, 2016, 08:47:28 AM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 10:24:41 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 10:24:41 AM
Temps are thawing out the frozen in this frozen shithole known as Canada, so the feeder was a success for at least three Hummers.
One guarded it with extreme fierceness, even flying right up to my eyeball, and staring me straight in the eye.
Toughest fucking birds around.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 10:59:03 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 10:59:03 AM
Nope, but the feeder worked for this cold-snap!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Temps are thawing out the frozen in this frozen shithole known as Canada, so the feeder was a success for at least three Hummers.
One guarded it with extreme fierceness, even flying right up to my eyeball, and staring me straight in the eye.
Toughest fucking birds around.
As you know humming birds are attracted to bright colors such as red, pink or orange.
The poor dumb thing was probably confused by the gin blossoms on your face.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 11:03:22 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 11:03:22 AM
The MINUTE I come back out of the house with a freshly filled feeder in hand, this little fucker was on it!
I can honestly state that I have come eye to eye with a Hummer. Within a few inches. I even saw his tongue! Ya, they have a tongue that they sip up the Nectar/Sugar with...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 11:20:00 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 11:20:00 AM
You seem to very excited about getting close to a "hummer". Unfortunately it's not the kind of "hummer" most guys get excited about.
What's your next project, a flower arrangement for Blurt's coming out cotillion?
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 11:26:11 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 11:26:11 AM
What's your next project, a flower arrangement for Blurt's coming out cotillion?Quote from: "Wulf"
Wiping down and oiling the Browning, so its action is nice and clean for you when I shove it down your throat...
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 11:49:43 AM
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 11:49:43 AM
What's your next project, a flower arrangement for Blurt's coming out cotillion?Quote from: "Wulf"
Wiping down and oiling the Browning, so its action is nice and clean for you when I shove it down your throat...
Yeah, I've heard about you violent queers.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 11:51:58 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 11:51:58 AM
Gotta get to bed soon...
It's your watch, Wulf!
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 12:02:11 PM
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 12:02:11 PM
ac_razz ac_razz ac_razz
Gotta get to bed soon...
It's your watch, Wulf!
Go soil the sheets.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 12:07:03 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on December 22, 2016, 12:07:03 PM
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 12:41:12 PM
Post by: Wulf on December 22, 2016, 12:41:12 PM
No soil. I piss 'em...Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Soiled linen is soiled linen. It doesn't matter. If it's pissed or shitted, it's fucken soiled.
Go to any hospital and check out the "Soiled Linen Room"; poke thru the hamper, you'll see what's, what.
Title: Re: Any Electricians In The House?
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 22, 2016, 06:01:55 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 22, 2016, 06:01:55 PM
As you know humming birds are attracted to bright colors such as red, pink or orange.
The poor dumb thing was probably confused by the gin blossoms on your face.