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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 11, 2016, 12:11:49 AM

Title: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 11, 2016, 12:11:49 AM
Approved through Calabrian bosses ,Naples took a disscenting vote ( not for not against )



They gave me a new job to do I start Tues.



Big, big demolition this fucking thing is bling bling then I retire in luxury with a fortune.



I would like to thank no one cos I did it all myself.



And to anyone that ever doubted me fuck you the piss is on you.



I will post vid here when I get there.



Oh yeah it's not here it's overseas. I'm packing my shit now.



CIAO MOTHERFUCKER$
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 11, 2016, 01:59:24 AM
Nice!



Will there be lax safety requirements on the sites?  That's when the real profits can be made, when you don't have to worry about all that safety shit!
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 11, 2016, 02:47:57 AM
Yes when they fall next guy he start straight away. His job pick up dead man and put in oven.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 11, 2016, 02:55:36 AM
Nice!



With those jobs, all you have to do is count the money!
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 11, 2016, 07:19:37 AM
I send the slope to work.



She likey break concrete with jack hammer.



Or I break in her ass.



Up to her....5555
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2016, 08:08:30 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Approved through Calabrian bosses ,Naples took a disscenting vote ( not for not against )



They gave me a new job to do I start Tues.



Big, big demolition this fucking thing is bling bling then I retire in luxury with a fortune.



I would like to thank no one cos I did it all myself.



And to anyone that ever doubted me fuck you the piss is on you.



I will post vid here when I get there.



Oh yeah it's not here it's overseas. I'm packing my shit now.



CIAO MOTHERFUCKER$

noice
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 21, 2016, 08:45:11 AM
Big velly big
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: RW on December 21, 2016, 10:22:55 AM
I wondered what happened to youse.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 22, 2016, 06:08:05 PM
Yeah where the gordy?  The barbie is running but no shrimp gettin thrown on...
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 22, 2016, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Yeah where the gordy?  The barbie is running but no shrimp gettin thrown on...

In Pattaya with his old lady.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 23, 2016, 03:27:42 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Yeah where the gordy?  The barbie is running but no shrimp gettin thrown on...

In Pattaya with his old lady.

Ugh..
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 23, 2016, 03:31:20 AM
Maybe I should purchase my very own slope also...



Seems to be all the rage.  Just like when White people were importing Negro-babies a few years back as a novelty item...
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 23, 2016, 12:06:24 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Maybe I should purchase my very own slope also...



Seems to be all the rage.  Just like when White people were importing Negro-babies a few years back as a novelty item...

Gordy has an uneducated South East Asian gal. You purchase them. Mine is an educated North East Asian gal from an affluent family. She owns me.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 24, 2016, 09:29:36 AM
We nearly divorced after my drunken rant. I told her I was gonna trade her for 2 new slopes. Now I sleeps with 1 eye open. Yeah they are a give away . Like a free car hey but ya gotta fill her up    ;)
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 24, 2016, 10:03:04 AM
Pre-Nup, you dumb Brit!
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: RW on December 24, 2016, 11:43:21 AM
He's an Aussie through and through.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Blurt on December 24, 2016, 11:46:10 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Pre-Nup, you dumb Brit!

Or, as in Mel's case, post-nup!
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2016, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Pre-Nup, you dumb Brit!

He's from Thailand.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Wulf on December 26, 2016, 10:33:10 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Maybe I should purchase my very own slope also...



Seems to be all the rage.  Just like when White people were importing Negro-babies a few years back as a novelty item...


It's always a good practice to be smarter than the person you intend to buy and for obvious reasons.



In your case, you would have to purchase a brain dead, jungle bunny right out of the fucking trees.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 26, 2016, 10:37:33 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Maybe I should purchase my very own slope also...



Seems to be all the rage.  Just like when White people were importing Negro-babies a few years back as a novelty item...


It's always a good practice to be smarter than the person you intend to buy and for obvious reasons.



In your case you would have to purchase a brain dead, jungle bunny right out of the fucking trees.  :laugh3:

What do they retail for nowadays?
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 27, 2016, 03:46:01 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"What do they retail for nowadays?


That's a good question, that Wulf should be able to answer.



I know from running my business, one must calculate overhead costs...
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Wulf on December 27, 2016, 07:39:08 AM
"Business" ac_lmfao



One drunk and a busted truck, does not a business make. That's more like a suck hole for the government dole.



Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month? Being that you are here every night, half in the bag and talking to yourself, I'd have to say not very much. In fact I'll bet more dirt gets moved around on your living room rug when you finally go face down in your pile of empties.



So when you soil the sheets, do you count the clean up time as overhead expenses or is that considered a direct labor cost?
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 27, 2016, 08:26:44 PM
Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2016, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

Those South East Asians. You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 27, 2016, 08:56:42 PM
On my budget I can't even get a chug rooting welfare mommy. Whats next a fucken abo.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2016, 01:29:37 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.

They are seldom street smart.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Blurt on December 28, 2016, 01:34:16 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"On my budget I can't even get a chug rooting welfare mommy. Whats next a fucken abo.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!



I feel for you, Gordino.



No, I really do.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 28, 2016, 02:27:27 AM
Higher



Lower



Yeah thats it



Can ya spare a dime missus ???
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 28, 2016, 06:39:48 AM
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Wulf on December 28, 2016, 07:47:32 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?


No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance. :laugh3:
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Twenty Dollars on December 28, 2016, 11:57:45 AM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?


No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance. :laugh3:


Do you live in the Barracks?
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Wulf on December 28, 2016, 12:39:04 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?


No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance. :laugh3:


Do you live in the Barracks?


Do you live in a grass shack?
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Aryan on December 28, 2016, 12:51:16 PM
Tin actually, and they're not exactly soundproof. The screams of young boys he's lured into his home echo around the village and fill the natives with dread...
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 28, 2016, 12:56:18 PM
So ya fucked Ace ya truck big time. Them gears hey. If ya can't find em grind em. If things get worse you have my authority to sleep on Berrys lounge. Then I can sneak in and give her the Aussie pussy pounding she has been craving for 10 years.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 29, 2016, 06:42:51 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"So ya fucked Ace ya truck big time. Them gears hey. If ya can't find em grind em. If things get worse you have my authority to sleep on Berrys lounge. Then I can sneak in and give her the Aussie pussy pounding she has been craving for 10 years.


My truck belongs in the Antiques Roadshow, so I'm not surprised that some repair and maintenance would eventually be required...



I just didn't think it would be one list of expensive repairs after another list of expensive repairs!  Fuck!



It is what it is...  This White boy likes to make sure the truck is safe, and these repairs are necessary.



Maybe one day I'll make money!
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Twenty Dollars on December 29, 2016, 08:36:54 AM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?


No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance. :laugh3:


Do you live in the Barracks?


Do you live in a grass shack?

 

No actually I live in a very nice 2 story home with pool and guest house at Playa Langosta.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 29, 2016, 10:43:47 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?


No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance. :laugh3:


Do you live in the Barracks?


Do you live in a grass shack?

 

No actually I live in a very nice 2 story home with pool and guest house at Playa Langosta.




Pool so fucken what. My pool is the fucken Bay of Thailand mate .
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Twenty Dollars on December 29, 2016, 12:27:22 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Wulf"Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?


Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?


No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance. :laugh3:


Do you live in the Barracks?


Do you live in a grass shack?

 

No actually I live in a very nice 2 story home with pool and guest house at Playa Langosta.




Pool so fucken what. My pool is the fucken Bay of Thailand mate .

I'm steps from the Pacific, where I spend 3, 4 hours per day wave riding. My lady friends like the pool and the gardens.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 29, 2016, 05:35:25 PM
My lady friends like money foreign cawk and money..
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 30, 2016, 09:06:09 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.

They are seldom street smart.

 :confused1:
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 30, 2016, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.

They are seldom street smart.

 :confused1:

Hi Fash, I am glad to see you back.



My point is that North East Asia has attained living standards and education levels comparable to the West. Hustling fat, ugly, old foreigners like Gordy is not necessary for survival anymore.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 30, 2016, 01:44:01 PM
They do it cos I am sexy man
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2016, 02:05:15 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.

They are seldom street smart.

 :confused1:

Hi Fash, I am glad to see you back.



My point is that North East Asia has attained living standards and education levels comparable to the West. Hustling fat, ugly, old foreigners like Gordy is not necessary for survival anymore.

I see what you mean Seoul..



But, I don't think insulting GORDY was necessary.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Angry White Male on December 31, 2016, 02:07:42 AM
Gordy pretty much insults everyone on a regular basis...  I'm sure he can handle a bit back from Seoul, Fash.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2016, 02:14:25 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Gordy pretty much insults everyone on a regular basis...  I'm sure he can handle a bit back from Seoul, Fash.

I have no doubt he can.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 31, 2016, 02:21:10 AM
Insult ??? I thought he lub me too mut. I am a fat ugly old tourist at best. Nicest thing anyone say to me. At least he didn't call me bald and say me hab little cawk.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2016, 02:23:05 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Insult ??? I thought he lub me too mut. I am a fat ugly old tourist at best. Nicest thing anyone say to me. At least he didn't call me bald and say me hab little cawk.

Not in that particular post anyway GORDY.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 31, 2016, 02:26:11 AM
I feel his pain having a white woman. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2016, 02:27:17 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I feel his pain having a white woman. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Including your dad?
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 31, 2016, 09:40:17 AM
Ummm...
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2016, 12:02:18 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Ummm...

That's what I thought.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on December 31, 2016, 12:05:13 PM
My dad is ok my mom I wish was dead.She is just like her mom.
Title: Re: THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2016, 12:06:29 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"My dad is ok my mom I wish was dead.She is just like her mom.

Oh my GORDY.