As the Holidays are almost upon us, now is the time for us to think of those less fortunate...
So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets. I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.
Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?
How about some vinegar and a turkey baster?
I'm thinking more like just the essentials for her and Little One...
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Like alcohol?
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Sadly, yes.
Where she lives, bringing home a flat of Pabst Blue Ribbon is like winning the lottery...
Her poor kid...
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Ah, okay, pardon me.
So in this case you don't think a good douche is essential?
Take a ball-peen hammer to your hands then send her a picture of your mangled digits.
Oh wait. That's what I want for X-mas.
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Oh wait. That's what I want for X-mas.
You get a lump of coal, bitch and be thankful for it.
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Perhaps we'd need Berry's input as to whether this would be a good addition... More than likely it wouldn't hurt to throw in a Massengill disposable douche. I don't think they're that expensive.
That way she can be 'fresh' the next time she prowls the Reserve for her next boyfriend.
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Oh wait. That's what I want for X-mas.
You get a lump of coal, bitch and be thankful for it.
I meant Mel but thanks! That's more than I want for X-mas.
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Oh wait. That's what I want for X-mas.
Are you going to be a part of the problem, or part of the solution?
I'm trying to brighten up the Christmas here, of someone in need!
Your hands really really need breaking.
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Oh wait. That's what I want for X-mas.
Are you going to be a part of the problem, or part of the solution?
I'm trying to brighten up the Christmas here, of someone in need!
Ironically I tried to do the same for you in the "I've been asked to leave" thread but apparently no one wanted to contribute. :sad:
Life is especially hard around the Holidays!
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So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets. I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.
Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?
What's your problem with Berry Sweet? She seems like a good kid. Or do you have a crush on her and she wants nothing to do with you?
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So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets. I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.
Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?
What's your problem with Berry Sweet. She seems like a good kid. Or do you have a crush on her and she wants nothing to do with you?
Bingo!
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I'm trying to get hamper ideas. Does this make me look like some sort of monster?
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So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets. I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.
Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?
What's your problem with Berry Sweet. She seems like a good kid. Or do you have a crush on her and she wants nothing to do with you?
I think its a love/hate thing between them, she gives as good as she gets, I don't think there's any bad blood between them really, its just e-banter.
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So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets. I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.
Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?
What's your problem with Berry Sweet. She seems like a good kid. Or do you have a crush on her and she wants nothing to do with you?
I think its a love/hate thing between them, she gives as good as she gets, I don't think there's any bad blood between them really, its just e-banter.
Ya, maybe you're right. I still think Mel has a thing for her though.
Berry might stumble in here drunk later on, and possibly give me some ideas for her hamper.
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You're hoping she will.
She usually does, in a drunken state doped up on Zopiclone...
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Whatever you say Mel. :001_rolleyes:
It's true. That's when she gets extra-uppity, and starts misspelling words, often posting semi-gibberish.