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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: kiebers on December 19, 2016, 08:42:00 AM

Title: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: kiebers on December 19, 2016, 08:42:00 AM
The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.






http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: RW on December 19, 2016, 10:44:22 AM
Those clerks don't dick around....or do they ;)
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: deadskinmask on December 19, 2016, 11:03:56 AM
if you attack someone with a vibrator, do the cops add up the D cells and charge with a separate count of 'battery' for each? and if you hit them with a sex doll, is that assault with a weapon? or do they just count the sex doll as an accomplice?
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: RW on December 19, 2016, 11:21:07 AM
Very good questions.  The vibe I'm getting is that these women would get off with nothing.
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Post by: deadskinmask on December 19, 2016, 11:30:13 AM
Quote from: "RW"Very good questions.  The vibe I'm getting is that these women would get off with nothing.

:laugh:
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: kiebers on December 19, 2016, 11:52:23 AM
:laugh3:  :laugh3:
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2016, 11:55:03 AM
Quote from: "kiebers"The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.






http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace

Improvised weapons. They must have watched a lot of Jackie Chan movies.
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: JOE on December 19, 2016, 12:02:03 PM
Them are shore 2 Ugly Women, Kahbuzz.



Maybe their appearance scared him off instead, eh?



Hope they're not your type, eh K.


Quote from: "kiebers"The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.






http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: kiebers on December 19, 2016, 12:39:28 PM
Quote from: "JOE"Them are shore 2 Ugly Women, Kahbuzz.



Maybe their appearance scared him off instead, eh?



Hope they're not your type, eh K.



I wouldn't know if they were "my type" until I got to know them. Sorry J0E, I'm just not a superficial person like you.
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2016, 02:18:13 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.






http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace

 :roll:
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Post by: Wulf on December 19, 2016, 03:11:37 PM
Those two beasts should have gang raped that hapless fool with a dry fuck stick. :laugh3:
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Post by: Bricktop on December 19, 2016, 06:09:10 PM
Porn to be wild.
Title: Re: 2nd Amendment being amended to include......
Post by: Angry White Male on December 20, 2016, 06:09:33 AM
If they had access to RW's stash of massive rubber dicks, you'd be able to smash their skulls with a blow similar to a baseball bat...
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