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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on December 23, 2016, 02:43:00 AM

Title: You're so traditional!
Post by: RW on December 23, 2016, 02:43:00 AM
I just realized it's getting really close to Christmas and I was thinking about traditions.  Every year I buy a new ornament with each of my kids and every year my husband reads The Night Before Christmas to the kids.



Do you have any?
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 23, 2016, 02:59:26 AM
When you live alone like I do, with no family around, I'll be honest...  There are no traditions that are implemented.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 23, 2016, 03:25:28 AM
Mel...sometimes some people dont actually need biological family...you make your own family.  I for one have my biological family and spend holidays with them but I have also made relationships outside my family where I am accepted as family cause I care.  Im invited to a few xmas dinners cause people love me...you should try it.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 23, 2016, 03:34:06 AM
I actually don't mind being alone, to be quite honest.  Not big on holiday "get-togethers.'



Might drive up to Okanagan to visit some family there.  Ex-wife also misses me, and wants my dick, so I'll visit her too, since she's there also.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 23, 2016, 03:46:16 AM
why not move on?  Get a life maybe?
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 23, 2016, 04:00:36 AM
Works better this way.  I've got a bitch that I can leave when she starts getting on my nerves.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 23, 2016, 04:14:23 AM
You need to learn zen.  Its not always about you
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 23, 2016, 04:25:08 AM
She can't find anyone better, so I guess I can't be that bad after all...
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 23, 2016, 04:41:53 AM
Cause you both stupid and unwilling to move in...getting older today falls back on repetative patterns...we need to learn to change.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Berry Sweet on December 23, 2016, 04:42:27 AM
Cause you both stupid and unwilling to move on...getting older today falls back on repetative patterns...we need to learn to change.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Angry White Male on December 23, 2016, 04:47:25 AM
Or, we need to learn that sometimes the grass isn't always greener on the other side...
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Twenty Dollars on December 23, 2016, 07:24:00 AM
Quote from: "RW"I just realized it's getting really close to Christmas and I was thinking about traditions.  Every year I buy a new ornament with each of my kids and every year my husband reads The Night Before Christmas to the kids.



Do you have any?


Very nice. We used to collect ornaments.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Wulf on December 23, 2016, 10:08:56 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Mel...sometimes some people dont actually need biological family...you make your own family.  I for one have my biological family and spend holidays with them but I have also made relationships outside my family where I am accepted as family cause I care.  Im invited to a few xmas dinners cause people love me...you should try it.


Don't worry, Mel has a family of empty bottles of vodka stuck between the cushions of his couch. He celebrates with them just about every night when he adds a new addition to the family.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Blurt on December 23, 2016, 10:31:59 AM
I bake a tourtière du Lac St-Jean.



I go see a movie alone.



I go visit my grandmother's grave.



I pray for a quick death.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Wulf on December 23, 2016, 11:36:11 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Or, we need to learn that sometimes the grass isn't always greener on the other side...


Face it Mel, your grass is fucken brown. It's like an overused pasture on a sheep farm.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Anonymous on December 23, 2016, 11:36:44 AM
I get shitfaced on barrel wash, put some moose kolbassa on the barbeque, shoot a few whisky jacks and throw it into the old lady.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Wulf on December 23, 2016, 11:48:08 AM
Christmas Eve, my girlfriend and I crack open a bottle Shiraz, cook up a couple steaks, watch a little of Ralphie (you'll shoot your eye out kid) hit the rack and open each others Christmas presents. ac_biggrin



Christmas morn. I kick her big ass out and I visit my sister and her family. After a few hours of that, I usually get irritated enough to cut out and go the hell home for some much needed peace.



That's about it, same shit every year. I guess that's what passes for tradition with me. God it sucks. :laugh3:
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: RW on December 23, 2016, 12:36:40 PM
Interesting traditions. :)
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2016, 12:15:24 AM
My wife and I make a series of short  Christmas eve visits to friends and family starting at about 9 am and home by 3 pm. We go to special late afternoon service at church and then come home to fondue, shrimp, fruit, vegetables and plenty of dips.



Christmas day we cook our turkey and watch movies. We wear pajamas all day.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Thiel on December 24, 2016, 04:34:21 PM
The best part of the holidays is time off of work. I am going to my sisters house tomorrow where her two grown kids and their families will join us. A little chardonnay tonight and early to bed.
Title: Re: You're so traditional!
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2016, 09:12:29 AM
Here's another tradition, back to work after nearly a week off. Well, not until Thursday, but the days have been going fast.