Okay, it was a decorative pumpkin not a coconut but here's some other things people stuck in their orifices this year:
- "USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & - SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN'T REMOVE"
- WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM
- 10 BROKEN CRAYONS
- FLASHLIGHT
- "PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM"
- 2 DILDOS
- "PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT"
- PLASTIC MELATONIN BOTTLE
- POSSIBLE SHOT GLASS
- "RECTAL FISSURE MASTURBATING FOR HER BOYFRIEND USING A HAIRBRUSH IN HER RECTUM YESTERDAY"
- NAIL CUTICLE TOOL
- EGG TIMER
- CURTAIN ROD
- "ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN"
- HANDLE OF A TOILET BOWL BRUSH
- HAMMER
- NUT AND BOLT
- "SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM"
- BINGO DAUBER
- BINGO CHIP
- DECORATIVE PUMPKIN
- BOWLING PIN
- "SHOESHINE CONTAINER ALLEGEDLY INTOXICATED DID NOT KNOW GF INSERTED OBJECT"
- TUB DRAIN CAP
- WIFE'S SIX INCH VIBRATOR
- BROOM HANDLE
- BASEBALL
- SALT SHAKER
- "MALE USING PLASTIC SEX TOY(VIBRATOR) THAT BROKE OFF IN RECTUM BUT LEFT WITHOUT TREATMENT"
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507
I am not a parent, but it is my understanding those people that do have small children tell them not to put things in their mouths. Perhaps children should return the favour and warn their parents not to shove things up their asses.
Yeah and to leave their crayons alone!
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A bowling pin. Hey what???
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ac_lmfao
Sounds like Eds bucket list...
No veggies, RW?
That's not a very healthy list.
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That's not a very healthy list.
Sorry B. Maybe next year :laugh:
Egg flip?
Guess not.
Those are pretty sturdy.
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:roll:
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Butt all at the same time
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Butt all at the same time
Yes.
I havent seen much of him at tge bee....i know he was gone for a 2 weeks xmas fuck off in his grandfathers basement. I can imagine his ass is ripped...healing time for all the stitches...
Happy new year honey...muah
Fucken hugs
Mostly men I take it..........phags.
Imagine the shame of having to go to A&E with something stuck up your ass? Wow.
Reminds me of the disgustng pervert who used to post picks of arseholes on the forum. That was just disgusting.
Yeah I heard about RW doing that in the past..... weird eh?
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No she didn't. She is actually pretty unlike the bearded toothless hags you pay 10 quid to. Buck toothed scrubbers.
Whats wrong fella? You seem grouchy today, is that new brand of adult diapers you're using giving you a nasty rash :sad:
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You mean that Goatsee guy? I always thought that was Bruce. :laugh3:
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You mean that Goatsee guy? I always thought that was Bruce. :laugh3:
It was.
When I think of Renees aarse it reminds me of when they loaded up a beached whales arse with dynamite and blew it up.
Its on utube.
The fucker splatered everywhere.
Renee was sassy, smart, and ballsy.
Sort of like Shen Li but with some charm added.
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Lol @ sassy, thats just a word that fatties use to describe themselves. :laugh:
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Sort of like Shen Li but with some charm added.
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I got plenty of fucking charm. ac_sothere
You can't even get an Asian man...yo momma must be mortified