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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:35:14 AM

Title: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:35:14 AM
For this simple meal, I like to start with the basics...









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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:38:33 AM
We will be making an "Egger" today, so grab your sharpest stabbing knife, and join me in this adventure!
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:44:50 AM
With my stabbing knife, I dice that shit up!



With my "Made in Sweden" shredder, I shred that cheddar!



You don't need much though, so don't get carried away...







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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:49:25 AM
Crack that egg (or two, if you're really hungry), and stir it around in a bowl.  Add your shit, like bacon bits, mushrooms, etc...



Stir that shit into the mix!  Like this!





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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:53:29 AM
I use this 'contraption,' since I can cook this mixture in the Microwave in about one minute...



It works beautifully...  AND it is actually Made in the USA.  Viking brand, I think?





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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:56:40 AM
Of course, an "Egger" must always start with a fresh bagel or bun...



I prefer a poppy seed bagel.



English Muffins are great with this also...



Personal choice...





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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 04:59:39 AM
Almost there...



I like Philly cream cheese spread on my bagel, but many others like butter, or whatever else they prefer...







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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 05:01:57 AM
AND!  The final product...



It's actually pretty fucking good!



Ace doesn't fuck around!







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Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 05:11:54 AM
Good show Ace.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 05:16:50 AM
Thanks, I guess!
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 05:25:05 AM
You're welcome.



I do mine with English Muffins.  Fewer calories.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 05:27:06 AM
Yes.  I have prepared this on English muffins also, but a fresh bagel works better, IMHO...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 05:39:03 AM
Do you know there are the same numbers of calories in a bagel as there is in a doughnut?
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 05:40:33 AM
That doesn't worry me, RW...



I weigh exactly the same as I did in high school.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 05:46:29 AM
I've posted pics of myself, so I'm not lying...



I am what I was 20+ years ago.



I am lucky that I can pull this off...  I know genetically I'm lucky...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 05:54:02 AM
You won't be able to forever.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: "RW"You won't be able to forever.

So what do you expect me to do?
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 06:09:03 AM
Nothing.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 06:14:53 AM
Nice!
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 06, 2017, 06:16:45 AM
So, RW, I don't have to worry about the difference between a bagel, and an English Muffin.



You may have to, but I don't.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 09:20:12 AM
Quote from: "RW"You're welcome.



I do mine with English Muffins.  Fewer calories.

They taste better too.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 09:23:14 AM
Quote from: "RW"Do you know there are the same numbers of calories in a bagel as there is in a doughnut?

One of my girlfriends thinks that muffins are a lighter alternative to doughnuts, but they are often not, depending on where you buy them.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 09:24:33 AM
Quote from: "RW"Good show Ace.

Yes, it is RW, very detailed.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Wulf on January 06, 2017, 10:26:41 AM
Microwaved eggs and bacon bits out of a bag....yummy.



Where the fuck did you learn to cook; The Ronald McDonald School of Culinary Arts? :laugh3:



Actually nice job. Its impressive that you were sober enough that you didn't cut one of your fingers off.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 02:36:57 PM
Nice try for a single drunk.



As for the weight and looks, a lot of guys think they look the same as they did in high school...its a brain defect.  Everyone ages...as for the weight...it is possible to keep at it and stay fit...but men begin to fill out as they age...broader chest and arms...its natural...saying you look the same as you did in high school means you look like a scraggly brat.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 02:40:37 PM
Microwaved eggs on a white bagel. :yuk:
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 06:17:32 PM
joooo food



well when ya feed em
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 07:09:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Microwaved eggs on a white bagel. :yuk:

Only thing finer is baloney and mustard washed down with barrel wash.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 07:12:13 PM
and a joint when ya get back from fucken Thailand.



Folks I'm getting a divorce.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"and a joint when ya get back from fucken Thailand.



Folks I'm getting a divorce.

Why, you broke and she found another farang fool?
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 07:15:47 PM
no



no
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 07:16:07 PM
me no 1 farang



me sexy man
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: kiebers on January 06, 2017, 09:39:16 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"Do you know there are the same numbers of calories in a bagel as there is in a doughnut?

One of my girlfriends thinks that muffins are a lighter alternative to doughnuts, but they are often not, depending on where you buy them.

Bagel showed 245 calories

Krispy Kreme plain glazed doughnut 190 calories.

Doughnut would have made an excellent alternative for the sandwich. Yum...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 09:47:33 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"me no 1 farang



me sexy man

As long as you throw money at South Eastern Asian hos, you are.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 10:05:40 PM
I play the stick the dick in ya mouth wifey ho then I tell her utter fucking bullshit about how much I made that day.



She gets off on it.



She has no idea what I am worth.



I tell her fuck all.



I pretty much made a bomb lately.



I got shit happening everywhere all money in.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 10:14:05 PM
My slow cooker beef dip is finally ready after 8 slow hours of glorious cooking!!!  Its roaring to go!!!  Imma slide that mafuckka right down my throat!!
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 10:18:17 PM
tell us about the shit that yo gonna have tomorrow morning hon I'm sure all ya fans wanna know.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 10:20:03 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I play the stick the dick in ya mouth wifey ho then I tell her utter fucking bullshit about how much I made that day.



She gets off on it.



She has no idea what I am worth.



I tell her fuck all.



I pretty much made a bomb lately.



I got shit happening everywhere all money in.

She gets off on the cash just like all South East Asians. Remittances are a big source of income there.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 10:22:28 PM
post pics hon ya goulash is gotta be better than a micro egg and peasant veg's for divorced can't get a fuck white bums on a fucken sesame jooo bagel.



tenement living folks
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"I play the stick the dick in ya mouth wifey ho then I tell her utter fucking bullshit about how much I made that day.



She gets off on it.



She has no idea what I am worth.



I tell her fuck all.



I pretty much made a bomb lately.



I got shit happening everywhere all money in.

She gets off on the cash just like all South East Asians. Remittances are a big source of income there.

So, what if it is?



That doesn't make all South East Asians dishonest.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 11:06:55 PM
Ya know...the title of this thread....



Everytime I read it....cooking with ace...I see mel trying to cook up some drugs with the follow up of something really really bad....
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 11:07:36 PM
Tops mafuckkas
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 11:16:42 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Ya know...the title of this thread....



Everytime I read it....cooking with ace...I see mel trying to cook up some drugs with the follow up of something really really bad....

Chef Walter White aka Mel.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 11:37:47 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Ya know...the title of this thread....



Everytime I read it....cooking with ace...I see mel trying to cook up some drugs with the follow up of something really really bad....

Chef Walter White aka Mel.

No...I mean really really bad...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: kiebers on January 06, 2017, 11:55:28 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
No...I mean really really bad...

Propane tank blowing up a meth lab bad?????
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 11:57:58 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
No...I mean really really bad...

Propane tank blowing up a meth lab bad?????

Worse
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 07, 2017, 12:23:07 AM
Something involving a breathalyzer and an explosion...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2017, 12:24:50 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Something involving a breathalyzer and an explosion...

I'd believe it.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 08, 2017, 07:35:10 AM
Oy vey!  Ya, ya, I know Jews like their bagels...  This Kraut likes a good bagel also.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 08, 2017, 07:36:26 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Everytime I read it....cooking with ace...I see mel trying to cook up some drugs with the follow up of something really really bad....


I'm not the one that regularly hits up the Heisenberg Blue Sky, Berry...    :001_rolleyes:  :001_rolleyes:  :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 08, 2017, 03:41:00 PM
I don't do drugs.  But says the guy who posts pics of his flap of drug and breathalyzer drunk ass results...watching you fuck up constantly this year is gonna be hilarious!



Run along now...you make your microwave omlette and put it on a bagel....
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2017, 05:16:24 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I don't do drugs.  But says the guy who posts pics of his flap of drug and breathalyzer drunk ass results...watching you fuck up constantly this year is gonna be hilarious!



Run along now...you make your microwave omlette and put it on a bagel....

That was the first and only time I ever saw a breathalyzer machine.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2017, 12:05:46 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Oy vey!  Ya, ya, I know Jews like their bagels...  This Kraut likes a good bagel also.

Germans are just like every other whites who eat fucking garbage.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 09, 2017, 03:48:49 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Germans are just like every other whites who eat fucking garbage.

Well, we could go into depth and discuss real Asian cuisine...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 09, 2017, 04:25:50 AM
woof woof
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 09, 2017, 04:30:46 AM
Yup!
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2017, 09:29:09 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Germans are just like every other whites who eat fucking garbage.

Well, we could go into depth and discuss real Asian cuisine...

http://thebluecashew.net/the-blue-cashew-f2/asian-recipes-t519.html
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2017, 12:15:35 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"woof woof

Canine cuisine is fucking tasty so fuck you. ac_razz
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 10, 2017, 12:37:12 AM
I like My Greek salads...I made one for my lunch tomorrow....mid week im taking Lo out for souvlaki....she likes her beef...I eat most of the salads...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2017, 12:45:58 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I like My Greek salads...I made one for my lunch tomorrow....mid week im taking Lo out for souvlaki....she likes her beef...I eat most of the salads...

I like trying to cook different cooking styles..



I wish I new more about Greek cooking..



It's so healthy and delicious.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2017, 11:12:58 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I like My Greek salads...I made one for my lunch tomorrow....mid week im taking Lo out for souvlaki....she likes her beef...I eat most of the salads...

I like trying to cook different cooking styles..



I wish I new more about Greek cooking..



It's so healthy and delicious.

Greeks make the best pizza.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 10, 2017, 11:46:46 PM
No Italians do.



Greeks are lazy cunts.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2017, 12:22:05 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"No Italians do.



Greeks are lazy cunts.

No Greeks do.



Italians are lazy.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 11, 2017, 04:19:52 AM
fungulo malaka
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 12, 2017, 03:53:20 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"No Italians do.



Greeks are lazy cunts.

No Greeks do.



Italians are lazy.

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 12, 2017, 03:59:26 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"fungulo malaka

 :laugh3:  got your malaka custom service.  :roll:

Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2017, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"fungulo malaka

 :laugh3:  got your malaka custom service.  :roll:


What the fuck is that?
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 12, 2017, 09:38:14 PM
just some black wanker
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 12, 2017, 10:22:04 PM
did you listen to it??
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2017, 10:22:56 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"did you listen to it??

I did. A low budget commercial.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 12, 2017, 10:42:48 PM
Yes its 1984...the funny part is..."malaka for the money"...ya know...malaka...thats the funny part...har har...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2017, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Yes its 1984...the funny part is..."malaka for the money"...ya know...malaka...thats the funny part...har har...

I don't understand malaka?

 ac_dunno
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 12, 2017, 11:13:11 PM
There's a place in town here that sells quite a selection of Rattan furniture...



Browsed through it once, and none of that shit is cheap!



Then I wondered to myself, do people still buy Rattan furniture?  I remember my Uncle owning a few items of Rattan when I was a young kid, but that was a long time ago.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2017, 11:17:21 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"There's a place in town here that sells quite a selection of Rattan furniture...



Browsed through it once, and none of that shit is cheap!



Then I wondered to myself, do people still buy Rattan furniture?  I remember my Uncle owning a few items of Rattan when I was a young kid, but that was a long time ago.

I was going to say that too. Rattan furniture? Maybe in the Smithsonian.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 13, 2017, 12:42:22 AM
You have to be Greek to understand malaka...I hear it all the time...





Malaka is the greek way of saying wanker. ... Greek term for someone who has jerked off so many times that his brain has become soft, and he is now an idiot. In everyday speech, the word malakas is used metaphorically to mean a person who uses no common sense.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 13, 2017, 12:43:14 AM
Sometimes you may hear them say "malakias"...
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 01:47:27 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You have to be Greek to understand malaka...I hear it all the time...





Malaka is the greek way of saying wanker. ... Greek term for someone who has jerked off so many times that his brain has become soft, and he is now an idiot. In everyday speech, the word malakas is used metaphorically to mean a person who uses no common sense.

Ya, I looked it up.
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 13, 2017, 02:09:39 AM
When I was a little girl and that commercial first came out my family laughed so hard!!  I gotta show this to my dad!!  Sooo funny!!
Title: Re: Cooking with Ace...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 02:14:06 AM
I vaguely remember that commercial...



Wonder were they found the Black guy?  Weren't many in Van in the 1980's...