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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 07:14:58 PM

Title: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 07:14:58 PM
Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 07:17:19 PM
Go through all her underwear, comment on every stain and instruct her how to wipe properly.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:07:48 PM
Drink so much that pass out and piss her couch.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
Kill her cat by shooting it in a field.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:08:33 PM
Take up a job as a dump truck driver.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:09:09 PM
Make her a microwave omelette and put it on a bagel.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 08:10:17 PM
whahahahaha
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:12:15 PM
Shit blood then wipe your ass and show her the toilet paper.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:13:20 PM
Buy really expensive salt and pepper shakers.  When she's not impressed call her a hag and tell her to suck out another woman's cunt.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:14:25 PM
Fuck her with your short pencil dick then tell her how loose she is when you can't satisfy her.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:16:37 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"whahahahaha

I don't think you are taking this seriously Gordy.  This here is pure wife losing gold!
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 08:34:18 PM
comedy gold right there folks
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:35:40 PM
/takes a bow
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: JOE on January 06, 2017, 08:36:46 PM
.....just like Herman, you're too old for your wife, Gambino.



You two should invest in a hair transplant since you're both going or have almost gone completely bald, eh?


Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 08:38:22 PM
Joe, this thread isn't about how to never get a woman.



Run along now.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 08:59:27 PM
ac_toofunny Omfg RW I lolld so hard I cry!! Lol.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: kiebers on January 06, 2017, 09:03:51 PM
Where is a like button when you need it....LOL
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 09:21:48 PM
Thread of the year already. I'd like to thank Tips for being fucken hilarious and I would mostly like to thank me for starting this thread.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 06, 2017, 09:23:09 PM
It's a shame Renee wasn't here.  Im sure she would have added some other gems.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 09:25:07 PM
We don't need her we only need you Tips.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 09:26:30 PM
Quote from: "JOE".....just like Herman, you're too old for your wife, Gambino.



You two should invest in a hair transplant since you're both going or have almost gone completely bald, eh?


Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao




shes too old for me



I want a little minx in her 30's
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 09:53:15 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "JOE".....just like Herman, you're too old for your wife, Gambino.



You two should invest in a hair transplant since you're both going or have almost gone completely bald, eh?


Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao




shes too old for me



I want a little minx in her 30's

From the 1930's? One about Joe's age.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 06, 2017, 10:07:40 PM
from the 80's
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 06, 2017, 10:56:27 PM
Quote from: "Herman"


I want a little minx in her 30's

From the 1930's? One about Joe's age.[/quote]

 :roll:
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 06, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "JOE".....just like Herman, you're too old for your wife, Gambino.



You two should invest in a hair transplant since you're both going or have almost gone completely bald, eh?


Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao




shes too old for me



I want a little minx in her 30's

From the 1930's? One about Joe's age.

How old is JOE?



From the clues he's given I would say about sixty?



Am I close?
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 07, 2017, 01:42:24 AM
I just thought of more...



Make a meme using a picture of yourself with a shot gun to your head that reads "Thinking of You" and send it to her.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 07, 2017, 01:43:12 AM
Don't clean the bathtub for a month then call HER a slob.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 07, 2017, 01:46:23 AM
Fan a few 20 dollar bills over your balls and tell her she can't have either.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 07, 2017, 01:54:09 AM
Bold RW...credit for sure!
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 07, 2017, 02:10:28 AM
It's so wrong that I'm actually looking forward to Mel logging in tonight. :D
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2017, 02:11:37 AM
Quote from: "RW"It's so wrong that I'm actually looking forward to Mel logging in tonight. :D

Some people can be so fucking nasty when they drink. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 07, 2017, 02:13:22 AM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 07, 2017, 02:16:17 AM
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2017, 02:33:16 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"

That is some funny shit.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Yeah Right on January 07, 2017, 03:18:57 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao


Just some advice.  Next time, don't buy the cow when the milk is 5 bucks a pop.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2017, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"

Why do some people like to get drunk?

 ac_dunno
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: JOE on January 07, 2017, 09:40:08 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "JOE".....just like Herman, you're too old for your wife, Gambino.



You two should invest in a hair transplant since you're both going or have almost gone completely bald, eh?


Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao




shes too old for me



I want a little minx in her 30's

From the 1930's? One about Joe's age.


LOL!  :laugh:



You mean like this, Hoimin?



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Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2017, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "JOE".....just like Herman, you're too old for your wife, Gambino.



You two should invest in a hair transplant since you're both going or have almost gone completely bald, eh?


Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Fucken gook wont let me race around with me mates going to agogo's and private clubs.



Berry will let me.



SO THATS IT I SHOULD GET A DIVORCE...YEPH FUCK HER.



Ace help what do I say so she never comes back. ac_lmfao




shes too old for me



I want a little minx in her 30's

From the 1930's? One about Joe's age.


LOL!  :laugh:



You mean like this, Hoimin?



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Even she would no give you a pity lay Joe.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Angry White Male on January 08, 2017, 08:07:34 AM
I try to be nice to Tips, and this is what I get in return?    acc_angry  acc_angry  acc_angry
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Wulf on January 08, 2017, 11:21:20 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I try to be nice to Tips, and this is what I get in return?    acc_angry  acc_angry  acc_angry


Ain't it a bitch when the woman you love uses your own stupid shit against you? :laugh3:



Man, that is cold. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 08, 2017, 12:09:14 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I try to be nice to Tips, and this is what I get in return?    acc_angry  acc_angry  acc_angry

isn't she repeating the shit you post that we have to endure  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: kiebers on January 08, 2017, 12:45:04 PM
Quote from: "RW"It's so wrong that I'm actually looking forward to Mel logging in tonight. :D

That went over well.  :001_rolleyes:  

But then again, perhaps it was the best comeback after all.  ac_umm



 :laugh:
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 08, 2017, 03:46:49 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I try to be nice to Tips, and this is what I get in return?    acc_angry  acc_angry  acc_angry

Don't even play. You laughed your tiny little bag off.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 08, 2017, 03:48:15 PM
What happened to how to get rid of a wif thread by Gordy??  All the funny tips RW gave...it was hilarious!!
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 08, 2017, 03:50:32 PM
This is that thread.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 08, 2017, 04:06:49 PM
So it is!!  I don't know how I missed that??  It was a weird weekend...keep up the good posts!!
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2017, 11:55:05 PM
Some were pretty fucking funny too.
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: RW on January 09, 2017, 02:32:58 AM
Funny because they're true!
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Angry White Male on January 09, 2017, 03:44:09 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"What happened to how to get rid of a wif thread by Gordy??  All the funny tips RW gave...it was hilarious!!


Lay off the Heisenberg Blue Sky...
Title: Re: I'm so sick of her bullshit
Post by: Angry White Male on January 09, 2017, 03:45:56 AM
Quote from: "RW"Don't even play. You laughed your tiny little bag off.


 ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz
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