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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 02:55:45 AM

Title: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 02:55:45 AM
Now I have two exes concurrently jockin' my cock.  (Too bad it doesn't work very well!)



No joke!  No troll!



Once the ladies get a taste of a real Alpha male like Ace, they find it very difficult to find a suitable replacement.  Once you go Ace, you can never go back.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 03:07:20 AM
Not wanting to copy the entire message, this one continues to be quite persistent, not wanting to take no for an answer...





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Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 03:10:53 AM
And I got this other one talking mildly dirty to me...





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Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 03:14:49 AM
Berry sent out about 5000 of those messages.



She hasn't got a reply yet.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 03:17:34 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Berry sent out about 5000 of those messages.



She hasn't got a reply yet.


Maybe she'll have to start prowling the Indian Reserve again!
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 03:21:07 AM
She hasn't settled since you got married Ace.



Fuck she was pissed right off.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Angry White Male on January 13, 2017, 03:24:00 AM
I sense she's mad at me!  She'll lash out at me for no reason at all!



I imagine she's a real burden to live with!
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 03:31:06 AM
Yes she is jealous.



Especially about the new car.



She thought you had no money and looky what happened.



I was gonna live with her flicked her a few pm's.



She doesn't obey.



Thinks she can do what she likes.



Just not good enough.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 09:11:35 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Berry sent out about 5000 of those messages.



She hasn't got a reply yet.

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 13, 2017, 10:34:03 AM
Pretty much Fashy.



We'll leave these 2 lovers alone in this thread....dont know how one would jock a limp cock...whatever the hell that means?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 01:17:06 PM
It means pay attention woman.



FUCKEN HUGS.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 02:30:54 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Pretty much Fashy.



We'll leave these 2 lovers alone in this thread....dont know how one would jock a limp cock...whatever the hell that means?

They both want your attention Berry.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Pretty much Fashy.



We'll leave these 2 lovers alone in this thread....dont know how one would jock a limp cock...whatever the hell that means?

Mel's limp white dick wouldn't move if he took an AED to it.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 06:05:11 PM
From my experience exes are exes for a reason, its pointless going back because you only end up splitting up again, usually for the same reason you split the first time.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 06:08:27 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"From my experience exes are exes for a reason, its pointless going back because you only end up splitting up again, usually for the same reason you split the first time.

BULLSEYE!!
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 06:11:21 PM
I've made that mistake twice before..... never again.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 06:25:27 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I've made that mistake twice before..... never again.

My former boyfriend contacted me once after I started seeing my husband. I told him to get fucked.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 06:30:44 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I've made that mistake twice before..... never again.

My former boyfriend contacted me once after I started seeing my husband. I told him to get fucked.


The past is better remaining in the past, and the people with it in most cases when it comes to relationships.



On the flip side though, I met an old mate I haven't seen for about 5 years earlier tonight, but friendships are a whole different ball park!
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I've made that mistake twice before..... never again.

My former boyfriend contacted me once after I started seeing my husband. I told him to get fucked.


The past is better remaining in the past, and the people with it in most cases when it comes to relationships.



On the flip side though, I met an old mate I haven't seen for about 5 years earlier tonight, but friendships are a whole different ball park!

I think an occasional booty call with an ex is possible as long as it's clear that's all it is. Once a relationship is done, that's fucking it.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 06:42:33 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I've made that mistake twice before..... never again.

My former boyfriend contacted me once after I started seeing my husband. I told him to get fucked.


The past is better remaining in the past, and the people with it in most cases when it comes to relationships.



On the flip side though, I met an old mate I haven't seen for about 5 years earlier tonight, but friendships are a whole different ball park!

I think an occasional booty call with an ex is possible as long as it's clear that's all it is. Once a relationship is done, that's fucking it.


Yeah, we call them fuck buddies here!



The no strings stuff is ok aslong as feelings don't get involved...
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 06:50:15 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I've made that mistake twice before..... never again.

My former boyfriend contacted me once after I started seeing my husband. I told him to get fucked.


The past is better remaining in the past, and the people with it in most cases when it comes to relationships.



On the flip side though, I met an old mate I haven't seen for about 5 years earlier tonight, but friendships are a whole different ball park!

I think an occasional booty call with an ex is possible as long as it's clear that's all it is. Once a relationship is done, that's fucking it.


Yeah, we call them fuck buddies here!



The no strings stuff is ok aslong as feelings don't get involved...

That term is used here too.



Most people get feelings involved and therefore it usually doesn't work.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 07:48:23 PM
In Thailand if you stay with a woman longer than 3 days it is long time.



For real.



It also means you are a couple.



I just had my 1 year anniversary and many people were surprised it lasted this long.



Including me.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"In Thailand if you stay with a woman longer than 3 days it is long time.



For real.



It also means you are a couple.



I just had my 1 year anniversary and many people were surprised it lasted this long.



Including me.

If you are in Thailand in the first place you have no mojo in your own country.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 07:54:10 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"In Thailand if you stay with a woman longer than 3 days it is long time.



For real.



It also means you are a couple.



I just had my 1 year anniversary and many people were surprised it lasted this long.



Including me.


I heard they sometimes hide in your luggage when you're leaving?  :shock:
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 07:55:53 PM
Bullshit.



I am sexy man. Covered in tatts, rude, uncouth but all the persuasive charmer that ALL  women fall in love with.



Built like a fucken brick shit house, no fat no more.



Shielas chase me down the street in Pattaya.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 07:57:50 PM
I bet they raid your wallet after you've passed out drunk too...
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 07:58:02 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"In Thailand if you stay with a woman longer than 3 days it is long time.



For real.



It also means you are a couple.



I just had my 1 year anniversary and many people were surprised it lasted this long.



Including me.


I heard they sometimes hide in your luggage when you're leaving?  :shock:


No they hang around hoping for a bit tip.



Mine grizzled twice until she was happy.



I gave her half of what I had, eventually.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 07:59:31 PM
Thai women win yer heart over then make you come up with the idea of supporting them. They don't steal . They get ya though.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 13, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
An older fella I work with is in a sort of relationship with a Thai bird.  He goes to see her every few months and is due to retire next summer and is planning on moving there.



No idea if its the real deal or whether she's on the take, but he seems happy enough because she's in her 40's and he's in his 60's.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 08:04:14 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Thai women win yer heart over then make you come up with the idea of supporting them. They don't steal . They get ya though.

Of course they get you. Newsflash, they hate being with fat, ugly old men from Western countries. If they could find a suitable young Thai man who could support them, they would never look at you. Foreign men can only get poor, uneducated women in third world countries.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 08:05:14 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"An older fella I work is in a sort of relationship with a Thai bird.  He goes to see her every few months and is due to retire next summer and is planning on moving there.



No idea if its the real deal or whether she's on the take, but he seems happy enough because she's in her 40's and he's in his 60's.

She's playing him.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 13, 2017, 08:08:10 PM
All women are grasping whores that will sell their cunt and ass to the highest bidder.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 13, 2017, 08:44:20 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"An older fella I work is in a sort of relationship with a Thai bird.  He goes to see her every few months and is due to retire next summer and is planning on moving there.



No idea if its the real deal or whether she's on the take, but he seems happy enough because she's in her 40's and he's in his 60's.

She's playing him.

Obviously
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2017, 09:55:58 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"All women are grasping whores that will sell their cunt and ass to the highest bidder.

You shouldn't base your opinions on brothels in Pattaya.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2017, 12:06:39 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"An older fella I work is in a sort of relationship with a Thai bird.  He goes to see her every few months and is due to retire next summer and is planning on moving there.



No idea if its the real deal or whether she's on the take, but he seems happy enough because she's in her 40's and he's in his 60's.

She's playing him.

Obviously

Gordo would think he's a stud if he was that guy. :laugh3:
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 14, 2017, 04:36:52 AM
Banging shielas 20 years younger than you...too lovely.



Some of the women I took home were younger than my son.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Annie on January 14, 2017, 06:37:50 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Banging shielas 20 years younger than you...too lovely.



Some of the women I took home were younger than my son.




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Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Aryan on January 14, 2017, 07:42:18 AM
Quote from: "Velvet"


She's playing him.


I'm not so sure, he isn't your typical phat, bald 60 yr old like Gordy (sorry fella  :laugh3: ), he does look after himself and looks well for his age.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2017, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Banging shielas 20 years younger than you...too lovely.



Some of the women I took home were younger than my son.

How many young chicks were you banging in Aus? Yet, in a poor SE Asian country, you are a rock star with poor, illiterate women because you pay.



What a stud you are. :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 14, 2017, 01:22:19 PM
Farang he always pay.



Confusion he say '' Better for farang to hab fuck 100 ting tongs than never go fucky in Thailand ''



Now I get to live like a schnook. Now I get noodles and ketchup.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2017, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Farang he always pay.



Confusion he say '' Better for farang to hab fuck 100 ting tongs than never go fucky in Thailand ''



Now I get to live like a schnook. Now I get noodles and ketchup.

Do you pay people to be your friends too GORDY?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 14, 2017, 01:25:30 PM
Course not.



But Thai women are fun and they always put out.



By myself walking down a soi they run after me. They yell out '' sexy man ''
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 14, 2017, 01:28:02 PM




heres a song Flashy explaining Thai women.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2017, 01:35:44 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Course not.



But Thai women are fun and they always put out.



By myself walking down a soi they run after me. They yell out '' sexy man ''

because they are poor and uneducated and you have money. You don't have a chance in hell with a Thai chick from an affluent family.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 14, 2017, 01:48:10 PM
Yeah ya right.



Your father must have been so proud the night you brought a nigger home, like I bet he was on the phone to all his friends hey.



Just sayen honey.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 14, 2017, 01:55:39 PM
I dont drink coffee but im in the mood for one...maybe I dig oit and dust off the old coffee maker and make me a cup?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 14, 2017, 02:40:33 PM
Dids ya hab a coffee Berry ?



Was it noice ?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Berry Sweet on January 14, 2017, 02:46:11 PM
No.  Im having a DanActive instead
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2017, 04:44:47 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Course not.



But Thai women are fun and they always put out.



By myself walking down a soi they run after me. They yell out '' sexy man ''

because they are poor and uneducated and you have money. You don't have a chance in hell with a Thai chick from an affluent family.

Thailand and the blue pill are the last hope for pathetic old men in the West. Isn't that right mr Gambino?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2017, 11:41:00 PM
Gordy and Mel would have been in heaven in Cuba.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2017, 09:16:34 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"Gordy and Mel would have been in heaven in Cuba.

Lots of eligible ladies Seoul?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2017, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"Gordy and Mel would have been in heaven in Cuba.

Lots of eligible ladies Seoul?

Lots of girlfriends for rent.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2017, 11:57:58 AM
Where is AGW? Did he find his mojo?
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2017, 01:42:22 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"Where is AGW? Did he find his mojo?

I don't know where Mel is.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: kiebers on January 26, 2017, 06:36:54 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"Where is AGW? Did he find his mojo?

I don't know where Mel is.

He mentioned a vacation I believe.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2017, 09:03:00 AM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"Where is AGW? Did he find his mojo?

I don't know where Mel is.

He mentioned a vacation I believe.

Oh that's good, I hope he is some place nice and relaxing without all inclusive drinks.
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on January 27, 2017, 02:07:19 AM
Whattsa bet Ace doesn't get a root on his holidays



bwawawawawawa



fucken loser
Title: Re: OK. Maybe I didn't lose my mojo after all...
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2017, 09:11:43 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Whattsa bet Ace doesn't get a root on his holidays



bwawawawawawa



fucken loser

I hope it's a sober holiday for his sake.