With my horny old mother and nigger husband at work, all I do is sit around the house drinking mojitos and eating KFC. Is there any way I could lose weight off my huge ugly ass without doing any exercise or giving up mojitos and KFC?
Serious responses only please.
Just go on a Colombian diet .
All ya have to do is sniff .........an the weight will drop off ya Fat Greasy Yellow Misshapen Ass .
I gave you your fat flat ass, alcoholism, and fishy smelling vagina. Non refundable. Live with them. I let my only son die on a couple of wooden 4x4s. What makes you so special, Ling Ling?
Signed,
God
Synthol fo life DILF .
" That dirty Monkey was beatin my Hood " !
Its ma money Bitch ........i earnt it !
That was the first time i s***** D*** fo Crack .....................
Im Rick James BITCH ! ( Hold ma drink bitch , im Rick James )
Quote from: "God"
Signed,
God
Infidel, blasphemer, Allah will smite thee.
My dog just Farted .