When your bitch asks you to "Talk Dirty to Me," you shall quote Poison, and then rock to Poison.

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We shall now enjoy Poison... "Talk Dirty to Me."
Hit it, CC!
Nice phone Alpha, did you buy that with your mom's inheritance?
Quote from: "Wambo Rong"
Nice phone Alpha, did you buy that with your mom's inheritance?
Nope. I have an income stream all my own also, Oscar.
It's called working.
And it's not really a nice phone at all. It's a Blackberry Classic.
I could buy any phone I want to, but I'm old school, and like physical buttons for texting.
It's called waiting and hoping now that you have your own business. How's life at home all day and night?
I do have my own business. Have received payments from clients happily served.
Sadly, this is a slow time of year for my industry, Oscar. You should know that.
Alpha males don't have work slow downs, it's the Betas that do.
That's not how certain industries work, Oscar...
Which industries would those be? Forest industry here and I find work between cycles, but I'm an old man, right?
Quote from: "Wambo Rong"
Which industries would those be? Forest industry here and I find work between cycles, but I'm an old man, right?
How come you're being a normal poster here, Oscar, all of a sudden?
It's quite perplexing to me... Usually you are saving females from the perils of posting with me...
What gives?
because here you don't false accuse me of sucking meme and ev's cunts. I'm not soon
Fair enough.
Although, you must understand that I'm quite choosy...
Like I give half a fuck how choosy you are numbnuts. I'm not your lost wife.
Is this the Can't Sleep Club?
Quote from: "RW"
Is this the Can't Sleep Club?
No. It's Oscar following me around club...
Many men want to learn how to become like me, and many women want me...
Since I don't offer free lessons, they get cranky and follow me around, hoping to benefit from my wisdom.
You should be so lucky to have the attention.
Quote from: "RW"
You should be so lucky to have the attention.
I actually am!
Since I'm the most hated man around here, I'm actually flattered that individuals would take the time out of their day, for me!
He should be. Not often offered
Quote from: "Wambo Rong"
He should be. Not often offered
Exactly! :)
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "RW"
You should be so lucky to have the attention.
I actually am!
Since I'm the most hated man around here, I'm actually flattered that individuals would take the time out of their day, for me!
Oh please. For someone to hate you they'd have to care.
it's night, numbnuts
Quote from: "RW"
Oh please. For someone to hate you they'd have to care.
You know I care about you, RW.
I don't want to speak to you, or meet you, but you know I like you...
Here he goes
Yeah I best try to get back to bed before my leg gets sticky.
Night :)
Quote from: "Wambo Rong"
Here he goes
Go back to pretending you're an Indian, Draft Dodger... It's what you've done best all your life!
thank you, night
Like I'm a racist urban dirt wagon driver between cycles amazed how bank goes small. Hello
You go, Oscar...
With your words of advice, many single mothers have new hope of finding a man!
A real man, like you! A real man that has no income, and no kid worries, since your own kids won't even fucking speak to you.
You are not in a position to be "tough guy" here, you fucking Draft Dodging coward...
Go I will then. Hang on little boy.
Hold on! RW is on the phone with Oscar...
Come on Alpha, I'm not even half done yet.
Not sure why, but I didn't expect Mel to like Poison based on what little I know of his tastes in everything else.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "RW"
Oh please. For someone to hate you they'd have to care.
You know I care about you, RW.
I don't want to speak to you, or meet you, but you know I like you...
We know.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Hold on! RW is on the phone with Oscar...
I was on the phone with my pillow actually.
And who I talk to is none of your business.
Alpha males, huh?
Will you teach me how to be an Alpha male, Mel?
I'm sorta white and sorta angry, too.
If Mel's truck is not working right now, why is he not going on vacations? He has the money and time.
He's afraid he might have to mingle with folks who have the wrong skin colour,
Quote from: "Blurt"
He's afraid he might have to mingle with folks who have the wrong skin colour,
Like me.
ac_biggrin
Quote from: "seoulbro"
If Mel's truck is not working right now, why is he not going on vacations? He has the money and time.
Hes busy making humming bird feeders and trying to score zopiclone while bitching about everything and nothing...
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
If Mel's truck is not working right now, why is he not going on vacations? He has the money and time.
Hes busy making humming bird feeders and trying to score zopiclone while bitching about everything and nothing...
Maybe he'll get out of the rut he's in.
Hes been in the same rut for the last 10 years...hasnt changed much....he did go from a drunk skid on welfare to a drunk working skid...so thats an improvement...
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Hes been in the same rut for the last 10 years...hasnt changed much....he did go from a drunk skid on welfare to a drunk working skid...so thats an improvement...
Maybe Mel can make more improvements if or where they are needed.
Quote from: "seoulbro"
If Mel's truck is not working right now, why is he not going on vacations? He has the money and time.
I don't get that either. He doesn't have an old lady or kids. He lives in a frickin condo.
Get away from the liquor store and the early morning internet whine sessions. Go bang some black, brown or yellow booty you meet at beaches in Latin America or South East Asia. You need it brother.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
If Mel's truck is not working right now, why is he not going on vacations? He has the money and time.
I don't get that either. He doesn't have an old lady or kids. He lives in a frickin condo.
Get away from the liquor store and the early morning internet whine sessions. Go bang some black, brown or yellow booty you meet at beaches in Latin America or South East Asia. You need it brother.
Now I know a place for Ace. This joints got wall to wall pussy all for the taking. :yahoo: Drunken truck driving skids that live in condos welcome to apply. Get some Pattaya Ace with them ting tongs. ac_dance
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Hes been in the same rut for the last 10 years...hasnt changed much....he did go from a drunk skid on welfare to a drunk working skid...so thats an improvement...
Don't forget he got married also.
And shot a cat...555.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Hes been in the same rut for the last 10 years...hasnt changed much....he did go from a drunk skid on welfare to a drunk working skid...so thats an improvement...
Don't forget he got married also.
And shot a cat...555.
The reason for the s&p shakers
Crap present she shoulda walked right then but she was cunning and Muggins went and got her a new car. Whadda fucken minda...555
In English?
Go suck a frogs dick...555
Quote from: "Blurt"
In English?
I don't understand many of GORDY's posts either..
Just as well, especially when he insults me.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Now I know a place for Ace. This joints got wall to wall pussy all for the taking. :yahoo: Drunken truck driving skids that live in condos welcome to apply. Get some Pattaya Ace with them ting tongs. ac_dance
I was at Harry's across from Orchard Tower in Singapore last night. Sat outside and watched the fat, bald losers walking into the Four Floors across the street. Made me think of you Gordo!
Quote from: "Blurt"
Alpha males, huh?
Will you teach me how to be an Alpha male, Mel?
I'm sorta white and sorta angry, too.
I can help you Blurty.
Step 1. Find a solid concrete wall. Check for strength.
Step 2. Walk back 50 paces.
Step 3. Tuck chin to chest.
Step 4. Run as fast as you can, headlong at the wall.
Step 5. Repeat 60 to 100 times.
Then you too can be as Alpha as Mel.
Remember Ace/Mel/AWM, she loves you for One Thing and Only One Thing, buddy:
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
When your bitch asks you to "Talk Dirty to Me," you shall quote Poison, and then rock to Poison.

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Quote from: "reel"
Quote from: "Blurt"
Alpha males, huh?
Will you teach me how to be an Alpha male, Mel?
I'm sorta white and sorta angry, too.
I can help you Blurty.
Step 1. Find a solid concrete wall. Check for strength.
Step 2. Walk back 50 paces.
Step 3. Tuck chin to chest.
Step 4. Run as fast as you can, headlong at the wall.
Step 5. Repeat 60 to 100 times.
Then you too can be as Alpha as Mel.
:shok: :20iax5t_th: :shok:
Except that now I feel like a Beta male more than ever.
Quote from: "reel"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Now I know a place for Ace. This joints got wall to wall pussy all for the taking. :yahoo: Drunken truck driving skids that live in condos welcome to apply. Get some Pattaya Ace with them ting tongs. ac_dance
I was at Harry's across from Orchard Tower in Singapore last night. Sat outside and watched the fat, bald losers walking into the Four Floors across the street. Made me think of you Gordo!
I know about that place reel.
:yuk:
Quote from: "reel"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Now I know a place for Ace. This joints got wall to wall pussy all for the taking. :yahoo: Drunken truck driving skids that live in condos welcome to apply. Get some Pattaya Ace with them ting tongs. ac_dance
I was at Harry's across from Orchard Tower in Singapore last night. Sat outside and watched the fat, bald losers walking into the Four Floors across the street. Made me think of you Gordo!
My Auntie lives in Singapore.
Huge thunderstorm here last night and through the morning. Auntie got very wet if she had to go outside.
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
If Mel's truck is not working right now, why is he not going on vacations? He has the money and time.
I don't get that either. He doesn't have an old lady or kids. He lives in a frickin condo.
Get away from the liquor store and the early morning internet whine sessions. Go bang some black, brown or yellow booty you meet at beaches in Latin America or South East Asia. You need it brother.
Now I know a place for Ace. This joints got wall to wall pussy all for the taking. :yahoo: Drunken truck driving skids that live in condos welcome to apply. Get some Pattaya Ace with them ting tongs. ac_dance
You are pathetic.
Quote from: "reel"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Now I know a place for Ace. This joints got wall to wall pussy all for the taking. :yahoo: Drunken truck driving skids that live in condos welcome to apply. Get some Pattaya Ace with them ting tongs. ac_dance
I was at Harry's across from Orchard Tower in Singapore last night. Sat outside and watched the fat, bald losers walking into the Four Floors across the street. Made me think of you Gordo!
Real losers.
Where are you Mel? Did you go on a bender??
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Where are you Mel? Did you go on a bender??
Has he not been posting on evs' forum Berry?
He generally only posts here. He disappears sometimes.
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
He generally only posts here. He disappears sometimes.
I hope he is okay.
Unless hes travelling the US with Eds at his side and a truck load of bananas??
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Unless hes travelling the US with Eds at his side and a truck load of bananas??
Are they friends in real life Berry?
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Unless hes travelling the US with Eds at his side and a truck load of bananas??
Are they friends in real life Berry?
Lol...no...I wouldnt want to see those 2 in the same room....
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Unless hes travelling the US with Eds at his side and a truck load of bananas??
Are they friends in real life Berry?
Lol...no...I wouldnt want to see those 2 in the same room....
I wouldn't either.