General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Romero on May 27, 2013, 02:14:26 PM
Title: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Romero on May 27, 2013, 02:14:26 PM
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 27, 2013, 11:48:07 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I know it's a stereotype, but I have people like that white dork in that video. They are not always men either. Met an ignorant white bitch last year that I had to just walk away or I would have kicked her idiotic white ass. :x
Chickened out? :D
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2013, 03:11:17 AM
perpetual foreigner syndrome
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 28, 2013, 06:09:19 AM
I would have had sex with her...
That pinhead can jogg all he wants and never gain anything from it.
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 28, 2013, 12:58:38 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I know it's a stereotype, but I have people like that white dork in that video. They are not always men either. Met an ignorant white bitch last year that I had to just walk away or I would have kicked her idiotic white ass. :x
Chickened out? :D You mean the white bitch did right? No, seriously I wish I had've decked her and then accuse her of using racial slurs on me as a defense when the cops show up.
I mean, you should have kicked her ass...
That would have been fun to watch. :D
The trick is that one has to split before the cops arrive.
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 28, 2013, 01:15:43 PM
You might have lost... Unless those legs do more than just look good.
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 28, 2013, 01:36:06 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
You might have lost... Unless those legs do more than just look good. I can handle myself if I have to Odie. As I told you before, I was stalked during my first year at uni. I started practicing Kung Fu again after stopping in junior high. That scared the hell out of me.
So you are chinese and you know kungfu, hmmm.. ;)
It is a useless martial-art... Sure it is cool looking but a Wushu-student wouldn´t be able to defeat a kickboxer.
Fighters in the UFC have never done kungfu. Mixed martial arts.
No kungfu master would ever be able to defeat
Liubomir Simeonov, Brock Lesnar or Alistair Over-roids :D.
Or boxers like Wladimir Klitschko etc.
But these of course require a lot of strength and I bet you don´t want to have big muscles..
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 28, 2013, 01:54:55 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I can handle myself if I have to Odie. As I told you before, I was stalked during my first year at uni. I started practicing Kung Fu again after stopping in junior high. That scared the hell out of me.
So you are chinese and you know kungfu, hmmm.. ;)
It is a useless martial-art... Sure it is cool looking but a Wushu-student wouldn´t be able to defeat a kickboxer.
Fighters in the UFC have never done kungfu. Mixed martial arts.
No kungfu master would ever be able to defeat
Liubomir Simeonov, Brock Lesnar or Alistair Over-roids :D.
Or boxers like Wladimir Klitschko etc.
But these of course require a lot of strength and I bet you don´t want to have big muscles.. Of course not Odie. I just want to be able to defend myself against stalkers and give an attitude adjustment to racist, idiotic white bitches. I also took one self-defense class, but it seemed like a waste of time.
Carry a weapon... A knife for example. I have one strapped on my lower-back because knife is our national-weapon and a decent fight always turns bloody because of the stab-wounds.
My canadian acquitance carries a automatic-knife.
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 28, 2013, 02:54:19 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
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Quote from: "Shen Li"
Of course not Odie. I just want to be able to defend myself against stalkers and give an attitude adjustment to racist, idiotic white bitches. I also took one self-defense class, but it seemed like a waste of time.
Carry a weapon... A knife for example. I have one strapped on my lower-back because knife is our national-weapon and a decent fight always turns bloody because of the stab-wounds.
My canadian acquitance carries a automatic-knife. I have mace in my house, but I don't want to get into carrying any weaponry. I am a parent now, so I will think twice bout getting into fights with stupid white women. Best to just walk away. Also, I don't go to places that I do not feel comfortable being on my own.
The best defense is a husband that is really, really strong. Unfortunately, he is up North two weeks out of every month.
Battlescars make a man more masculine... Scars on women look bad.
Strength is good but you have to be a good fighter too.
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 29, 2013, 03:15:06 AM
glasshoppa take these pebbles and shove them up yo ass
dogs in the tub
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 29, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I have mace in my house, but I don't want to get into carrying any weaponry. I am a parent now, so I will think twice bout getting into fights with stupid white women. Best to just walk away. Also, I don't go to places that I do not feel comfortable being on my own.
The best defense is a husband that is really, really strong. Unfortunately, he is up North two weeks out of every month.
Battlescars make a man more masculine... Scars on women look bad.
Strength is good but you have to be a good fighter too. Yes, they do.
Maybe not always.. Some nicely split eyebrow gives her a nice fighter look. :D
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2013, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Some people ask where I was born.
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 29, 2013, 03:20:40 PM
Does anyone want some spotted dick?
Title: Re: What kind of Asian are you?
Post by: Odinson on May 29, 2013, 04:26:19 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
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Does anyone want some spotted dick? Plum pudding with raisins I think? British food is so disgusting.
I remember it from shanghai knights... "spotted dick, sir?" "Whaaatt??" "spotted dick?" "Can you believe this guy??" :lol:
Everything is deep-fried... I thought that was like a heaven to you. ;)