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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 08:50:53 PM

Title: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 08:50:53 PM
With the assistance of one of our hot sheilas, I'm going to teach you God's own language.







Being a drongo sheila, she fucked up a couple of things.  



Dogs eye = pie.



"Go a guster" is incorrect. It should be "go a gutser"...which means going ass over.



There will be a test later.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 09:00:16 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"With the assistance of one of our hot sheilas, I'm going to teach you God's own language.







Being a drongo sheila, she fucked up a couple of things.  



Dogs eye = pie.



"Go a guster" is incorrect. It should be "go a gutser"...which means going ass over.



There will be a test later.

I don't mean to whinge, but she's a bogan.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 09:06:52 PM
Possibly, but she's a good root, too.



Worse thing is she married a pom.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 09:13:05 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Possibly, but she's a good root, too.



Worse thing is she married a pom.

She's a drongo.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 09:14:02 PM
And she missed out "Bonza", I think.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: RW on April 19, 2017, 11:26:16 PM
I bet you'd love to get your donger in that rag's laughing gear, wad and clacker wouldn'tcha ya poddy dodger?



:D
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 11:35:15 PM
Some of the Aussie slang terms I know.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 12:17:38 AM
The language of the gods, right Gordy?
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 12:27:09 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"The language of the gods, right Gordy?

Priscilla speaks better English than GORDY.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: RW on April 20, 2017, 12:47:15 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The language of the gods, right Gordy?

Priscilla speaks better English than GORDY.

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 12:56:39 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The language of the gods, right Gordy?

Priscilla speaks better English than GORDY.

 ac_toofunny

That was pretty funny.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 20, 2017, 03:39:38 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"The language of the gods, right Gordy?




Too right mate this bunch of Mindas don't show no appreciation .
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 04:01:42 AM
I noticed that. Mindas the lot of them.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Angry White Male on April 20, 2017, 04:41:28 AM
Is 'Abo' in there?  That's strictly Auzzie, I believe?
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 09:05:27 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Is 'Abo' in there?  That's strictly Auzzie, I believe?

I wonder if that is considered a racial slur.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 11:16:43 AM
Gordon is learning Korean. Bless his precious heart, he is trying so hard to impress his future in laws.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: kiebers on April 20, 2017, 11:25:30 AM
Just because....
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 06:40:39 PM
Holy shit.



What language was that?
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: RW on April 20, 2017, 06:48:35 PM
LOL!!!!  That was hilarious!



He sounds just like you Brick!



ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 06:56:51 PM
I don't speak THAT language?
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: RW on April 20, 2017, 06:58:23 PM
That was English.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 06:59:00 PM
Pigs arse it was.



I couldn't understand a word.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: RW on April 20, 2017, 07:00:48 PM
I understood the whole thing.  The guy told a joke about grabbing a tiger's dick rather than picking up a snake.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 07:02:52 PM
Do you know how many tigers there are in Australia?
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: kiebers on April 20, 2017, 07:03:42 PM
:dvjynp:
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: RW on April 20, 2017, 07:04:14 PM
Zero.  Probably because people kept yanking on their tiger cocks.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 20, 2017, 08:02:49 PM
you hab that Pattaya Pattaya ^ no ploblem I know cheap place



as for the vid yeph That was a Minda.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 10:00:46 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"you hab that Pattaya Pattaya ^ no ploblem I know cheap place



as for the vid yeph That was a Minda.

You'll soon forget all about Pattaya sweetie.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2017, 12:45:21 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"you hab that Pattaya Pattaya ^ no ploblem I know cheap place



as for the vid yeph That was a Minda.

You'll soon forget all about Pattaya sweetie.

The only place GORDY wants to be now is Seoul.

 :wink:
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 21, 2017, 12:51:46 AM
Ah ah ah...not before the wedding!!!
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2017, 12:58:46 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Ah ah ah...not before the wedding!!!

Of course not, Gordy is not that kind of boy.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 21, 2017, 03:02:57 AM
I got a donkey dick Flashy



wanna see ?
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 21, 2017, 03:16:22 AM
I thought it was more of an ass.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 21, 2017, 03:24:14 AM
which is a fanny to them mindas
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Bricktop on April 21, 2017, 05:04:36 AM
Can't speak fucking English.



"Y'all gonna hit that bitch up, homey".



WTF is THAT??
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Blazor on April 21, 2017, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Can't speak fucking English.



"Y'all gonna hit that bitch up, homey".



WTF is THAT??


Cant watch the vid right now, but the translation is "my good friend, are you going to partake in sexual relations with a certain lady this evening?"  :laugh:
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2017, 12:48:54 PM
I wanted to get a trip to Australia many years ago, but that phase has passed.
Title: Re: Front up, ya bludgers, and learn something.
Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2017, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I wanted to get a trip to Australia many years ago, but that phase has passed.

Why is that iron horse jockey?
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