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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 09:12:59 PM

Title: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 09:12:59 PM
Now that Gordy and Seoul are betrothed, I thought it would be nice if Gordy's Cashew buddies helped him pick his wedding dress.



I like these...



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(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eBaMcXe6W5U/hqdefault.jpg%22%3Ehttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/eBaMcXe6W5U/hqdefault.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKqEyXKM0zyWZWp3ZlyuOxSHkMLHvgR4anKumt0lwltpqXFHjA%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imag%20...%20wltpqXFHjA%22%3Ehttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKqEyXKM0zyWZWp3ZlyuOxSHkMLHvgR4anKumt0lwltpqXFHjA%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



You may have some other suggestions...perhaps even for the bridesmaids (who will be Asian, I believe).
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 09:14:10 PM
You people are nuts.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 09:18:12 PM
Hey, there's gonna be a wedding.



You like weddings, right?
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 09:35:09 PM
Can GORDY wear white?
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 19, 2017, 09:41:18 PM
Good point.



But, there are some that believe he is still a virgin, on the basis that no other person would touch him with a vaulters pole.



(No disrespect, Seoul).
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Good point.



But, there are some that believe he is still a virgin, on the basis that no other person would touch him with a vaulters pole.



(No disrespect, Seoul).

GORDY has been saving himself for Mr Right.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: RW on April 19, 2017, 11:08:47 PM
Oh BT, men can't wear women's dresses.  They have to have their own!



Gordy, may I present my selections:



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://www.majakia.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Man-In-Wedding-Dress.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://www.majakia.com/wp-content/uploa%20...%20-Dress.jpg%22%3Ehttp://www.majakia.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Man-In-Wedding-Dress.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/man-in-wedding-dress.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpre%20...%20-dress.jpg%22%3Ehttp://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/man-in-wedding-dress.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/images/o-SEAN-CONNERY-WEDDING-DRESS-facebook.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/image%20...%20cebook.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/images/o-SEAN-CONNERY-WEDDING-DRESS-facebook.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

(Yes, that is Sean Connery)



Bridesmaids Dresses

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Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: kiebers on April 19, 2017, 11:13:46 PM
Should have chopped his face on those. LOL
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 11:15:29 PM
Quote from: "RW"Oh BT, men can't wear women's dresses.  They have to have their own!



Gordy, may I present my selections:



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(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/man-in-wedding-dress.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpre%20...%20-dress.jpg%22%3Ehttp://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/man-in-wedding-dress.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/images/o-SEAN-CONNERY-WEDDING-DRESS-facebook.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/image%20...%20cebook.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/images/o-SEAN-CONNERY-WEDDING-DRESS-facebook.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

(Yes, that is Sean Connery)



Bridesmaids Dresses

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGM8HtYCMAEJ7Bj.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGM8HtYCMAEJ7Bj.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: RW on April 19, 2017, 11:17:27 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"Should have chopped his face on those. LOL

If I was home I would have.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 19, 2017, 11:38:21 PM
get fucked
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2017, 11:43:04 PM
GORDY, don't be like that..



We're all very happy for you and your fiancé Seoul.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 12:16:00 AM
Its the excitement...
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 12:17:00 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its the excitement...

GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Renee on April 20, 2017, 07:21:37 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its the excitement...

GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.


No, he's just being a bit of a bridezilla,....it happens.  :laugh3:



Hey, since he's marrying Seoul, wouldn't this be more appropriate?



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/korean-traditional-dress-style-for-wedding-11.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uplo%20...%20ing-11.jpg%22%3Ehttp://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/korean-traditional-dress-style-for-wedding-11.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 09:03:13 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its the excitement...

GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.


No, he's just being a bit of a bridezilla,....it happens.  :laugh3:



Hey, since he's marrying Seoul, wouldn't this be more appropriate?



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/korean-traditional-dress-style-for-wedding-11.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uplo%20...%20ing-11.jpg%22%3Ehttp://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/korean-traditional-dress-style-for-wedding-11.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

GORDY will look lovely in it.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 11:19:40 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Its the excitement...

GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.


No, he's just being a bit of a bridezilla,....it happens.  :laugh3:



Hey, since he's marrying Seoul, wouldn't this be more appropriate?



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/korean-traditional-dress-style-for-wedding-11.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uplo%20...%20ing-11.jpg%22%3Ehttp://outfit4girls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/korean-traditional-dress-style-for-wedding-11.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Gordon would look so beautiful in one of those.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 12:55:43 PM
True Seoul, it suits GORDY's figure.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 01:39:09 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"True Seoul, it suits GORDY's figure.

 :laugh:

GORDON can rock anything he wears. ac_lovestruck
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 06:37:22 PM
So, we're in agreement?



Gordy should go Korean traditional?
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: RW on April 20, 2017, 06:38:58 PM
But the headpiece will cover his glorious bald spot.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 20, 2017, 06:41:40 PM
Quote from: "RW"But the headpiece will cover his glorious bald spot.


Can't we use clear plastic then?
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 07:53:47 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"So, we're in agreement?



Gordy should go Korean traditional?

Yes, he should.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2017, 10:06:28 PM
I wasn't supposed to let this slip, but Gordon is trying to lose a little weight, so he can fit into whatever wedding dress he decides to wear.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: priscilla1961 on April 20, 2017, 11:58:21 PM
Quote from: "RW"Oh BT, men can't wear women's dresses.  They have to have their own!



Gordy, may I present my selections:



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(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/man-in-wedding-dress.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpre%20...%20-dress.jpg%22%3Ehttp://biblicalpersonhood.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/man-in-wedding-dress.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/images/o-SEAN-CONNERY-WEDDING-DRESS-facebook.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/image%20...%20cebook.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/1211074/images/o-SEAN-CONNERY-WEDDING-DRESS-facebook.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

(Yes, that is Sean Connery)



Bridesmaids Dresses

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 :roll:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Renee on April 21, 2017, 08:00:13 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"I wasn't supposed to let this slip, but Gordon is trying to lose a little weight, so he can fit into whatever wedding dress he decides to wear.


No wonder he's been so cranky lately.



You should tell him that losing a few pounds just for one day isn't worth it if it's going to make him so miserable.... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 21, 2017, 08:17:32 AM
youse can all suck my dick
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Gallium on April 21, 2017, 08:19:29 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"youse can all suck my dick


Fucking faggot!
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 21, 2017, 08:22:43 AM
the fucken gook is the faggot here mate and all the rest are fucken felchers from renees fat arse
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 22, 2017, 10:17:10 PM
Where will the wedding be???  Indoors or outdoors?  Are you going to release doves??
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: RW on April 22, 2017, 10:19:37 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Where will the wedding be???  Indoors or outdoors?  Are you going to release doves??

They were going to but then they put Shen in charge of catering.  Main course: Kentucky Fried Dove.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 22, 2017, 10:21:52 PM
Well, they will die anyway...I don't understand why people do that....might as well eat them.  Gordo will be happy.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 22, 2017, 10:24:16 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Where will the wedding be???  Indoors or outdoors?  Are you going to release doves??

Plenty of doves Berry. Gordon told me he'd like you  to be one of his bridesmaids.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Renee on April 23, 2017, 12:12:34 AM
Live DOVES! .....I'm bringing my live bird trap gun and a box of shells..... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 23, 2017, 12:21:47 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Where will the wedding be???  Indoors or outdoors?  Are you going to release doves??

Plenty of doves Berry. Gordon told me he'd like you  to be one of his bridesmaids.

I bet!
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 23, 2017, 12:23:55 AM
Quote from: "Renee"Live DOVES! .....I'm bringing my live bird trap gun and a box of shells..... :laugh3:

(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://68.media.tumblr.com/ed6fabf72b6bc8ef301dfb892b0367e6/tumblr_okx8iebnJ21r7sijxo1_500.gif%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://68.media.tumblr.com/ed6fabf72b6%20...%20o1_500.gif%22%3Ehttps://68.media.tumblr.com/ed6fabf72b6bc8ef301dfb892b0367e6/tumblr_okx8iebnJ21r7sijxo1_500.gif%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2017, 01:35:51 AM
So, Berry will be part of the wedding.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 23, 2017, 01:55:54 AM
She wanted to be the bride at the last one but she was too much of a fucken skid.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2017, 02:47:30 AM
Gordy and SB sitting in a tree.......F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2017, 12:12:19 PM
I won't be able to attend the wedding, but I wish Seoul and Gordy a happy life together.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Berry Sweet on April 25, 2017, 02:05:57 AM
How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...





(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 25, 2017, 04:28:04 AM
white cawk...something Berry has never had...555
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 25, 2017, 05:51:31 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...





(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)


That's IT.



Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on April 25, 2017, 06:49:46 AM
If that's meant to be an insult you just fucked up ya fucken minda



needn't



minda
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Renee on April 25, 2017, 07:49:58 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...





(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)


That's IT.



Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...


He can substitute with a blue strap-on. That way he only has to come up with something borrowed and something new for good luck.  ac_biggrin



Something old,

something new,

something borrowed,

something blue,

and a silver sixpence in her shoe......



I'm not sure about the sixpence....Gordy probably left anything that looks like that in Pattaya..... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Bricktop on April 25, 2017, 06:47:45 PM
He wears thongs anyway.



No...not THAT kind of thong...THIS (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://personalisedfavours.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/t/h/thong-gift-box.jpg%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22https://personalisedfavours.com.au/medi%20...%20ft-box.jpg%22%3Ehttps://personalisedfavours.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/t/h/thong-gift-box.jpg%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E) kind.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 26, 2017, 07:00:10 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...





(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)


That's IT.



Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...


He can substitute with a blue strap-on. That way he only has to come up with something borrowed and something new for good luck.  ac_biggrin



Something old,

something new,

something borrowed,

something blue,

and a silver sixpence in her shoe......



I'm not sure about the sixpence....Gordy probably left anything that looks like that in Pattaya..... :laugh3:

That's where his money along with his dignity go to die.
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Renee on April 26, 2017, 07:50:31 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...





(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%22%3Ehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxVcDvFIQAAGXOw.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)


That's IT.



Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...


He can substitute with a blue strap-on. That way he only has to come up with something borrowed and something new for good luck.  ac_biggrin



Something old,

something new,

something borrowed,

something blue,

and a silver sixpence in her shoe......



I'm not sure about the sixpence....Gordy probably left anything that looks like that in Pattaya..... :laugh3:

That's where his money along with his dignity go to die.


Gordy never had any dignity. He was born a low life and he'll die one as well....



It would be a tragic story if it wasn't so comical..... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Gordy's Wedding Dress
Post by: Anonymous on April 26, 2017, 10:58:37 AM
GORDY goes from making great claims of wealth to pleading poverty in the same week.

 :confused1: