Now that Gordy and Seoul are betrothed, I thought it would be nice if Gordy's Cashew buddies helped him pick his wedding dress.
I like these...

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You may have some other suggestions...perhaps even for the bridesmaids (who will be Asian, I believe).
You people are nuts.
Hey, there's gonna be a wedding.
You like weddings, right?
Can GORDY wear white?
Good point.
But, there are some that believe he is still a virgin, on the basis that no other person would touch him with a vaulters pole.
(No disrespect, Seoul).
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Good point.
But, there are some that believe he is still a virgin, on the basis that no other person would touch him with a vaulters pole.
(No disrespect, Seoul).
GORDY has been saving himself for Mr Right.
Oh BT, men can't wear women's dresses. They have to have their own!
Gordy, may I present my selections:

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(Yes, that is Sean Connery)
Bridesmaids Dresses

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Should have chopped his face on those. LOL
Quote from: "RW"
Oh BT, men can't wear women's dresses. They have to have their own!
Gordy, may I present my selections:

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(Yes, that is Sean Connery)
Bridesmaids Dresses

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:laugh:
Quote from: "kiebers"
Should have chopped his face on those. LOL
If I was home I would have.
get fucked
GORDY, don't be like that..
We're all very happy for you and your fiancé Seoul.
Its the excitement...
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Its the excitement...
GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Its the excitement...
GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.
No, he's just being a bit of a bridezilla,....it happens. :laugh3:
Hey, since he's marrying Seoul, wouldn't this be more appropriate?

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Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Its the excitement...
GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.
No, he's just being a bit of a bridezilla,....it happens. :laugh3:
Hey, since he's marrying Seoul, wouldn't this be more appropriate?

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GORDY will look lovely in it.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Its the excitement...
GORDY is feeling overwhelmed.
No, he's just being a bit of a bridezilla,....it happens. :laugh3:
Hey, since he's marrying Seoul, wouldn't this be more appropriate?

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Gordon would look so beautiful in one of those.
True Seoul, it suits GORDY's figure.
:laugh:
Quote from: "Fashionista"
True Seoul, it suits GORDY's figure.
:laugh:
GORDON can rock anything he wears. ac_lovestruck
So, we're in agreement?
Gordy should go Korean traditional?
But the headpiece will cover his glorious bald spot.
Quote from: "RW"
But the headpiece will cover his glorious bald spot.
Can't we use clear plastic then?
Quote from: "Bricktop"
So, we're in agreement?
Gordy should go Korean traditional?
Yes, he should.
I wasn't supposed to let this slip, but Gordon is trying to lose a little weight, so he can fit into whatever wedding dress he decides to wear.
Quote from: "RW"
Oh BT, men can't wear women's dresses. They have to have their own!
Gordy, may I present my selections:

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(Yes, that is Sean Connery)
Bridesmaids Dresses

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:roll:
Quote from: "seoulbro"
I wasn't supposed to let this slip, but Gordon is trying to lose a little weight, so he can fit into whatever wedding dress he decides to wear.
No wonder he's been so cranky lately.
You should tell him that losing a few pounds just for one day isn't worth it if it's going to make him so miserable.... :laugh3:
youse can all suck my dick
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
youse can all suck my dick
Fucking faggot!
the fucken gook is the faggot here mate and all the rest are fucken felchers from renees fat arse
Where will the wedding be??? Indoors or outdoors? Are you going to release doves??
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Where will the wedding be??? Indoors or outdoors? Are you going to release doves??
They were going to but then they put Shen in charge of catering. Main course: Kentucky Fried Dove.
Well, they will die anyway...I don't understand why people do that....might as well eat them. Gordo will be happy.
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Where will the wedding be??? Indoors or outdoors? Are you going to release doves??
Plenty of doves Berry. Gordon told me he'd like you to be one of his bridesmaids.
Live DOVES! .....I'm bringing my live bird trap gun and a box of shells..... :laugh3:
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Where will the wedding be??? Indoors or outdoors? Are you going to release doves??
Plenty of doves Berry. Gordon told me he'd like you to be one of his bridesmaids.
I bet!
Quote from: "Renee"
Live DOVES! .....I'm bringing my live bird trap gun and a box of shells..... :laugh3:

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So, Berry will be part of the wedding.
She wanted to be the bride at the last one but she was too much of a fucken skid.
Gordy and SB sitting in a tree.......F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!
I won't be able to attend the wedding, but I wish Seoul and Gordy a happy life together.
How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...

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white cawk...something Berry has never had...555
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...

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That's IT.
Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...
If that's meant to be an insult you just fucked up ya fucken minda
needn't
minda
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...

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That's IT.
Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...
He can substitute with a blue strap-on. That way he only has to come up with something borrowed and something new for good luck. ac_biggrin
Something old,
something new,
something borrowed,
something blue,
and a silver sixpence in her shoe......
I'm not sure about the sixpence....Gordy probably left anything that looks like that in Pattaya..... :laugh3:
He wears thongs anyway.
No...not THAT kind of thong...THIS 
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Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...

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That's IT.
Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...
He can substitute with a blue strap-on. That way he only has to come up with something borrowed and something new for good luck. ac_biggrin
Something old,
something new,
something borrowed,
something blue,
and a silver sixpence in her shoe......
I'm not sure about the sixpence....Gordy probably left anything that looks like that in Pattaya..... :laugh3:
That's where his money along with his dignity go to die.
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
How about something basic, simple and contemporary yet with a hint of modern fashion...

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That's IT.
Although the lower deck needed be quite so big...
He can substitute with a blue strap-on. That way he only has to come up with something borrowed and something new for good luck. ac_biggrin
Something old,
something new,
something borrowed,
something blue,
and a silver sixpence in her shoe......
I'm not sure about the sixpence....Gordy probably left anything that looks like that in Pattaya..... :laugh3:
That's where his money along with his dignity go to die.
Gordy never had any dignity. He was born a low life and he'll die one as well....
It would be a tragic story if it wasn't so comical..... :laugh3:
GORDY goes from making great claims of wealth to pleading poverty in the same week.
:confused1: