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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 01, 2017, 05:42:49 AM

Title: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 01, 2017, 05:42:49 AM
41



Gemini ac_razz
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Bricktop on May 01, 2017, 06:42:15 AM
I'm 33 and Potato.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 01, 2017, 07:09:39 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"41



Gemini ac_razz


41 my ass....... Good joke.



That's either your IQ or the number of your cell block.... :laugh3:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2017, 09:29:49 AM
I just turned 48 and RW has informed me that I am a Taurus.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 01, 2017, 09:31:16 AM
Its also the number of fucks I had last week...went easy just 6 on Sunday. I know you can do the math cos ya used to those big numbers on the scales....the ones they weigh tuna fish on....whahahahahaha.



suck my pipa !!!
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 01, 2017, 09:31:48 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I just turned 48 and RW has informed me that I am a Taurus.

Bull.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: RW on May 01, 2017, 09:32:58 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I just turned 48 and RW has informed me that I am a Taurus.

You didn't know that?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 01, 2017, 09:35:12 AM
He is a hayseed.



And what the fuck would you know anyway Tips ?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 01, 2017, 11:27:45 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Its also the number of fucks I had last week...went easy just 6 on Sunday. I know you can do the math cos ya used to those big numbers on the scales....the ones they weigh tuna fish on....whahahahahaha.



suck my pipa !!!


With a face like yours, you couldn't get fucked 41times in a 2 dollar whorehouse even with a fist full of hundreds.... :laugh3:



41.... :laugh: That's more like your hat size in millimeters, you fucken pinhead..... :laugh3:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2017, 12:06:03 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I just turned 48 and RW has informed me that I am a Taurus.

You didn't know that?

Nope. I never have had any interest.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: RW on May 01, 2017, 01:22:23 PM
I'm 38 in a couple of weeks which makes me a Taurus.
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Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2017, 04:11:45 PM
I'm a Gemini and I'm thirty nine and holding. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Zetsu on May 01, 2017, 05:26:01 PM
I'm a cancer  ac_cool , currently 31 years old.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2017, 09:17:46 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"I'm a cancer  ac_cool , currently 31 years old.

31, call me gramps.
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Post by: Berry Sweet on May 02, 2017, 12:10:01 PM
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Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:11:45 PM
How old Berry ?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:12:33 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"I'm a Gemini and I'm thirty nine and holding. ac_biggrin

Holding ya tits up from the floor barge arse.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 02, 2017, 12:13:59 PM
I'm a Cancerian; July 22 but I'm so close to the cusp that I kind of identify as being more of a Leo.



I'm not divulging my age. It's impolite to ask a woman her age and even more impolite to expect an answer.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2017, 12:30:18 PM
I'm a Pisces.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: "Renee"I'm a Cancerian; July 22 but I'm so close to the cusp that I kind of identify as being more of a Leo.



I'm not divulging my age. It's impolite to ask a woman her age and even more impolite to expect an answer.




Me impolite ? Nah ya got the wrong guy fat fuck.



hahahaha
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:52:20 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I'm a Pisces.

And does that Pisces have an age.



Renee couldn't give a fucken flying fuck biatch how old you are farang yank .
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 02, 2017, 01:49:00 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I'm a Pisces.

And does that Pisces have an age.



Renee couldn't give a fucken flying fuck biatch how old you are farang yank .


Don't be like that, Gordy......if you asked your question in PP, I might be more inclined to answer.... :laugh3:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2017, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"I'm a Gemini and I'm thirty nine and holding. ac_biggrin

I am a Gemini too.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Bricktop on May 03, 2017, 12:33:30 AM
Lot of us Cancerians about, ins't there.



We grow on people.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Zetsu on May 03, 2017, 04:41:13 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I'm a cancer  ac_cool , currently 31 years old.

31, call me gramps.


Lol ok, but wouldn't Oni-san be more suitable?  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2017, 08:54:14 AM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Zetsu"I'm a cancer  ac_cool , currently 31 years old.

31, call me gramps.


Lol ok, but wouldn't Oni-san be more suitable?  ac_biggrin

Young man is more suitable.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 03, 2017, 10:36:56 AM
Fucken minda more like it.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 03, 2017, 11:04:01 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Lot of us Cancerians about, ins't there.



We grow on people.


Do you know why there are so many of us?



Because sex drive among certain mammals (humans included) is higher in the fall than any other time of year. Testosterone levels in men rise starting in late August and peak somewhere right before the Yuletide season. That makes July, August and September target birthing months for human females. That's why there are so many birthdays under the signs of Cancer, Leo, Virgo and Libra.



So statistically speaking more people are doing the humpty dance during the fall and early winter than at any other time of year.....



As figure it, I was conceived somewhere around Halloween.......kind of explains a lot.... :laugh3:



At least that's how it works in the Northern Hemisphere...down where you are, I'm not so sure how it works....you're all fucked up down there.



In fact it's so fucked up down there, that you got homely ass guys that have to stow away on a freighter bound for Southeast Asia in the hopes that some monkey faced, HIV positive, sex slave will touch their ding-dong.....That's fucked up and I don't care who the hell you are... :oeudC:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: realgrimm on May 03, 2017, 11:26:47 AM
I'm also Cancer, July 17th
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blazor on May 03, 2017, 11:30:57 AM
Scorpio here, born in the year of the Dragon.





I was also in the cusp, so I have some Libra traits too.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2017, 04:04:43 PM
I am a Virgo Libra cusp.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 03, 2017, 06:37:45 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"I am a Virgo Libra cusp.


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I see absolutely no Libra in you at all... :laugh3:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2017, 06:40:36 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I am a Virgo Libra cusp.


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I see absolutely no Libra in you at all... :laugh3:

You would be safe out on that limb.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 04, 2017, 12:09:45 AM
and Virgo...the virgin ????



O fuck yeah.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 04, 2017, 12:11:26 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I am a Virgo Libra cusp.


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I see absolutely no Libra in you at all... :laugh3:




Youse is a vergo cos no cunt would get on top for the humpy pumpy.



Youse cunt is like Grand Canyon except youse got more chair lifts and a hot dog stand.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2017, 12:49:07 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"and Virgo...the virgin ????



O fuck yeah.

You lost your ass cherry to Seoul. :001_tongue:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 04, 2017, 01:16:16 AM
So he's a chinky kangaroo ass fucking rooter???



His momma so proud.



Just proves youse g@@ks cant see outa them slitty , cunning eyes.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2017, 01:18:38 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"So he's a chinky kangaroo ass fucking rooter???



His momma so proud.



Just proves youse g@@ks cant see outa them slitty , cunning eyes.

You like taking it in the ass from Korean guys.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 04, 2017, 01:22:58 AM
Fuck off Virgo virgin
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Renee on May 04, 2017, 07:13:35 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"So he's a chinky kangaroo ass fucking rooter???



His momma so proud.



Just proves youse g@@ks cant see outa them slitty , cunning eyes.

You like taking it in the ass from Korean guys.


Gordy likes taking in the ass any way he can. He has an asshole you could drive a tractor through.... :laugh3:



Old prison habits die hard......I'll bet his son is the same.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2017, 08:57:39 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"So he's a chinky kangaroo ass fucking rooter???



His momma so proud.



Just proves youse g@@ks cant see outa them slitty , cunning eyes.

You like taking it in the ass from Korean guys.


Gordy likes taking in the ass any way he can. He has an asshole you could drive a tractor through.... :laugh3:



Old prison habits die hard......I'll bet his son is the same.

 :swoon:
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Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2017, 10:16:21 PM
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: priscilla1961 on May 05, 2017, 12:16:46 AM
Cancer
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 21, 2017, 02:37:37 AM
Gemini.



June 11th.



Ox.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2017, 03:08:18 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Gemini.



June 11th.



Ox.

Do ya still have ur male parts?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 21, 2017, 03:37:29 AM
Do you still have yours?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2017, 03:41:28 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Do you still have yours?

Ya, he's passed out beside me.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 21, 2017, 03:49:28 AM
Passed out?



What d'j'ya do to him?



You're a regular tigress, ain't ya?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2017, 03:51:08 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Passed out?



What d'j'ya do to him?



You're a regular tigress, ain't ya?

I'm sweeter than fucking sugar. ac_sothere
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 21, 2017, 03:54:08 AM
But not as nutritious, I'm guessing.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2017, 03:59:17 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"But not as nutritious, I'm guessing.

You fucking pig.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 21, 2017, 04:26:19 AM
Chink Chink!



Dammit! I mean Oink Oink!



Stupid auto-correct.  :sneaky2:
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2017, 02:24:58 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Chink Chink!



Dammit! I mean Oink Oink!



Stupid auto-correct.  :sneaky2:

Hello Blurt, it's nice to see you here..



Ignore Shen Li, she was a drunken fool yesterday.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 25, 2017, 07:53:58 PM
We ignore Shen Li at our own (yellow) peril.



Shen is She Who Will Not Be Ignored.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 26, 2017, 12:49:12 AM
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Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 26, 2017, 01:38:03 AM
Cancer yes we get that bit now how old ??
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Cancer yes we get that bit now how old ??

Maybe Berry Sweet doesn't want to tell us.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 26, 2017, 01:45:05 AM
Maybe she can't count past 10 with shoes and socks on I dunno.



Lets see what she says.



If anything.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 01:54:22 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Maybe she can't count past 10 with shoes and socks on I dunno.



Lets see what she says.



If anything.

Nah, I think she thinks it's none of our business.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 26, 2017, 11:48:15 AM
She better smarten the fuck up.



She is darker white olive, yeah like a reall spiky mommy , desperate Vancouver sounding fucking Perma WELFARE , already had her ass fucked by chuggy when they both drunk.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 26, 2017, 11:56:47 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Chink Chink!



Dammit! I mean Oink Oink!



Stupid auto-correct.  :sneaky2:

Oi



More like Chop Chop.



Post pics of ya legs .



They are dynamite.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 26, 2017, 12:51:29 PM
An encore presentation? I'm guessing that, compared to yours, my legs certainly are fantastic. And it's only fair that, if I post a pic of mine, I post a pic of yours as well.



But thanks for the compliment, ya wanker.  :laugh:



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Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"She better smarten the fuck up.



She is darker white olive, yeah like a reall spiky mommy , desperate Vancouver sounding fucking Perma WELFARE , already had her ass fucked by chuggy when they both drunk.

Berry Sweet is a hard working lady.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 28, 2017, 03:55:29 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"An encore presentation? I'm guessing that, compared to yours, my legs certainly are fantastic. And it's only fair that, if I post a pic of mine, I post a pic of yours as well.



But thanks for the compliment, ya wanker.  :laugh:



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What I wouldn't pay to have those legs wrapped around......





But I can't ....their mine !!!



Thought ya luck changed....5555.
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2017, 04:07:32 PM
You have beautiful legs Gordon. ac_lovestruck
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Blurt on May 28, 2017, 07:28:01 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
What I wouldn't pay to have those legs wrapped around......

...around what?



Your credit card?
Title: Re: How old are youse skids and whats ya star sign
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2017, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
What I wouldn't pay to have those legs wrapped around......

...around what?



Your credit card?

That could be Blurt.
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