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Title: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 01, 2017, 11:37:08 PM
Today, while driving dirt around in circles, I was thinking...



What goes in, must come out!  So, if the morbidly obese are shoving 10 to 15 pounds worth of garbage into their faces every day, clearly much of this will eventually come out the other end.



So now here's my question:  Do fat people shit once a day, like normal people do?  If so, I cannot imagine a 10 pound logg flushing down any toilet that I've seen.  The length and girth of a solid 10 pound logg would create difficulties for most plumbing systems.



How do fat people deal with this problem?  Or do they simply shit smaller shits multiple times per day?
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: kiebers on May 02, 2017, 12:19:29 AM
Ask Dilf. He is the scat expert.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 02, 2017, 12:31:19 AM
Not sure DILF is obese, so he may not know the answer.



When driving dirt around in circles, these types of questions/issues regularly rear their ugly heads.



It is not a job for the weak-minded...
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 02, 2017, 12:41:18 AM
There's no way in hell that modern low-flush shitters could handle that kind of logg.  Even the old-school, full-flush shitters of yesteryear would be ill-equipped to handle such a logg.



The only exception may be a commercial/industrial shitter that I see around occasionally.  Those suckers blast the water down the pipe with massive pressure and force.  Perhaps that type of plumbing setup could handle the logg.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 05:21:23 AM
Renee



over to you expert
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Aryan on May 02, 2017, 08:45:33 AM
I reckon Renee's had the emergency plumber out on more than one occasion.....
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Renee on May 02, 2017, 11:37:44 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Today, while driving dirt around in circles, I was thinking...



What goes in, must come out!  So, if the morbidly obese are shoving 10 to 15 pounds worth of garbage into their faces every day, clearly much of this will eventually come out the other end.



So now here's my question:  Do fat people shit once a day, like normal people do?  If so, I cannot imagine a 10 pound logg flushing down any toilet that I've seen.  The length and girth of a solid 10 pound logg would create difficulties for most plumbing systems.



How do fat people deal with this problem?  Or do they simply shit smaller shits multiple times per day?


So this is the kinda shit (no pun intended) you think about while you are moving dirt from point "A" to point "B", eh?



You know, you could probably do that on your living room floor and never have to waste the diesel fuel.



But in the spirit of community...I'll take the time to answer this stupid question. Although to most people who understand how the human body works, the answer is obvious.



Most morbidly obese people are morbidly obese because their metabolism processes food more efficiently than that of the average. The food they consume in is broken down and burned more efficiently so that they poop about the same as the average person. In fact it's not uncommon for them to crap less.



In fact it's probably safe to say that on average, they produce a much, much lower amounts of excrement than you do, But then again just about everyone does. It would be no surprise to discover that you are afflicted with alcoholic class, beer shits 24/7 and that your bathroom should probably be declared a toxic waste dump..... :laugh3:



I'd ask if you have anymore stupid fucking questions but at this time, you're probably comatose and soiling the bed linen.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:08:59 PM
Most morbidly obese people are morbidly obese because they are fucken gluttons but blame boo fucken who their metabolism.



Hey folks shes a fatty cos she got a fucked up metabolism.



Get fucked.



She ate all the fucken pies then shitted for 3 days.



Says she shits less...how ya eating so much more cos ya metabolism speeds up so ya can really shovel the food in.



You fucken pig.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:10:41 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I reckon Renee's had the emergency plumber out on more than one occasion.....

She rings 911 to report he arse being on fire.



Im afraid Ive seen a pic of her and she is fucken hideous.



Looks English.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2017, 12:44:58 PM
What a topic.

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
Id slide up to you Flashy and rub my cawk up and down ya arse creeks



Hi ho silver.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 12:49:27 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Id slide up to you Flashy and rub my cawk up and down ya arse cheeks  ac_dance



Hi ho silver.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Renee on May 02, 2017, 01:01:23 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Most morbidly obese people are morbidly obese because they are fucken gluttons but blame boo fucken who their metabolism.



Hey folks shes a fatty cos she got a fucked up metabolism.



Get fucked.



She ate all the fucken pies then shitted for 3 days.



Says she shits less...how ya eating so much more cos ya metabolism speeds up so ya can really shovel the food in.



You fucken pig.


Calm down slob....we've all seen your pics...you're uglier than a mud fence and non too slim yourself AND a lot older than 41 :laugh3:



I'm still in stitches about that....41.... :laugh3: That's closer to the number of hairs left on your lumpy head than it is your age.



Consider yourself lucky that Seoul wants to make you his woman. Love truly is blind....and probably has no sense of smell as well.... :laugh3:



As for obesity and metabolism, the connection is medical fact. Unfortunately for you it's also medical fact that unwashed, inbred, morally reprehensible, monkey fucking, losers will eventually contract a good case of incurable venereal disease..... :laugh3:
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 01:08:20 PM
but not from you cos you are unfuckable that's what you are
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Renee on May 02, 2017, 01:15:09 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"but not from you cos you are unfuckable that's what you are


I'm grateful that you think that way, Gordo.



It helps me sleep at night. If you were to consider me as being "fuckable", I'd jump off a bridge with a 100 pound cement block tied around my neck.



BTW, doesn't it bother you that the women you get to have sex with, only have two rather horrible choices in life?



They either get to live and die face down in the muck of a rice paddy or let a fat, greasy, sexually debauched, Aussie slob like you, sweat all over them...From a westerner's perspective, it's kinda hard to decide which fate is worse.



Given the choice, I think standing knee deep in watery Asian buffalo manure, picking rice for the rest of my life while subjecting my person to malaria, trench foot, dengue fever and elephantiasis, would be the better option.



But that's just me.....I have standards.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 02, 2017, 02:19:55 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"Ask Dilf. He is the scat expert.


What are you weighing in at these days?
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: kiebers on May 02, 2017, 03:04:42 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"Ask Dilf. He is the scat expert.


What are you weighing in at these days?

No reason to give you any more masturbatory fodder.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2017, 05:32:21 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"seoulbaby slide up to me and rub your cawk up and down my arse creeks



Hi ho silver.

You are a frisky one sweetie.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 02, 2017, 06:52:34 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"Ask Dilf. He is the scat expert.


What are you weighing in at these days?

No reason to give you any more masturbatory fodder.


You must be 40, 50 lbs over weight. Doesn't this bother you? I could never let myself go like that. Really not that difficult to get rid of it.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 02, 2017, 09:19:39 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"but not from you cos you are unfuckable that's what you are


I'm grateful that you think that way, Gordo.



It helps me sleep at night. If you were to consider me as being "fuckable", I'd jump off a bridge with a 100 pound cement block tied around my neck.



BTW, doesn't it bother you that the women you get to have sex with, only have two rather horrible choices in life?



They either get to live and die face down in the muck of a rice paddy or let a fat, greasy, sexually debauched, Aussie slob like you, sweat all over them...From a westerner's perspective, it's kinda hard to decide which fate is worse.



Given the choice, I think standing knee deep in watery Asian buffalo manure, picking rice for the rest of my life while subjecting my person to malaria, trench foot, dengue fever and elephantiasis, would be the better option.



But that's just me.....I have standards.


Hey we got air con in the loom so it aint that much of a sweat until the last bit.



Then it's change woman, have another cigarette and back into it. While I'm fucking her the last one, probably her sister ,or her daughter or even her momma ( for real ) can go run to the 7 / 11 and get snacks. You like snacks don't ya Renee.  :pop:



Then they eat all fucken day / night and put NO  weight on.



Sucks to be you , velvet , mona even fucken Blurt and as for that RW  she was a skinny thing once but now all that pasta all that red wine and Berry shed work out now...couch trash. Flashy and that Iron chink having dog jerky snacks they gonna be fat gooks. Youse are all fucked.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2017, 12:33:29 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"Ask Dilf. He is the scat expert.


What are you weighing in at these days?

No reason to give you any more masturbatory fodder.


You must be 40, 50 lbs over weight. Doesn't this bother you? I could never let myself go like that. Really not that difficult to get rid of it.

How the fuck would you know what his weight is? More importantly, why are you discussing appearance on a message board? Take that shit to Facebook.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 03, 2017, 09:01:16 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "kiebers"Ask Dilf. He is the scat expert.


What are you weighing in at these days?

No reason to give you any more masturbatory fodder.


You must be 40, 50 lbs over weight. Doesn't this bother you? I could never let myself go like that. Really not that difficult to get rid of it.

How the fuck would you know what his weight is? More importantly, why are you discussing appearance a message board? Take that shit to Facebook.


Seoulbro you must lead an interesting life. Kieber has posted 3 or 4 photos here, and a few at the other place. He and I have discussed it.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2017, 09:07:23 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Seoulbro you must lead an interesting life. Kieber has posted 3 or 4 photos here, and a few at the other place. He and I have discussed it.

So, you haven't met kiebers, but you are calling him childish names based on a few pictures that you probably saved on your Phoobucket account..



You are a very weird person, creepy actually..



You still didn't answer Seoul's question either.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on May 03, 2017, 09:14:25 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Seoulbro you must lead an interesting life. Kieber has posted 3 or 4 photos here, and a few at the other place. He and I have discussed it.

So, you haven't met kiebers, but you are calling him childish names based on a few pictures that you probably saved on your Phoobucket account..



You are a very weird person, creepy actually..



You still didn't answer Seoul's question either.


What childish names? Do me a favor. Prove me wrong.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2017, 09:20:47 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Seoulbro you must lead an interesting life. Kieber has posted 3 or 4 photos here, and a few at the other place. He and I have discussed it.

So, you haven't met kiebers, but you are calling him childish names based on a few pictures that you probably saved on your Phoobucket account..



You are a very weird person, creepy actually..



You still didn't answer Seoul's question either.


What childish names? Do me a favor. Prove me wrong.

All you ever do is post embarrassingly stupid insults about people's appearance and even those you have never seen a picture of like Shen Li..



Like Seoul said, we are a discussion board, not a beauty contest nor Facebook..



Grow up or get lost Twenty Dollars.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: UncleDilf on May 04, 2017, 01:09:52 PM
OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2017, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: "UncleDilf"OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: UncleDilf on May 05, 2017, 12:31:13 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!

 :001_rolleyes:



whats the problem? Shaming tactics again??? Cunt!



Worked perfectly with the cuck Kiebers where you reporting my thread. you silly.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: RW on May 05, 2017, 12:42:58 PM
Quote from: "UncleDilf"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!

 :001_rolleyes:


whats the problem? Shaming tactics again??? Cunt!



Worked perfectly with the cuck Kiebers where you reporting my thread. you silly.

Did you just call Fash a cunt?
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: kiebers on May 05, 2017, 01:01:21 PM
Quote from: "UncleDilf"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!

 :001_rolleyes:


whats the problem? Shaming tactics again??? Cunt!



Worked perfectly with the cuck Kiebers where you reporting my thread. you silly.

No one reported your thread. It went against previous warnings and bannings of you.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: kiebers on May 05, 2017, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!

 :001_rolleyes:


whats the problem? Shaming tactics again??? Cunt!



Worked perfectly with the cuck Kiebers where you reporting my thread. you silly.

Did you just call Fash a cunt?

He won't do it again. At least for a few months.....
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2017, 01:02:43 PM
Quote from: "UncleDilf"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"OP!



Ask Renee, the fatso!

 :001_rolleyes:


whats the problem? Shaming tactics again??? Cunt!



Worked perfectly with the cuck Kiebers where you reporting my thread. you silly.

Fuck off idiot.
Title: Re: An Honest Question for the Morbidly Obese...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 10, 2017, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: "Renee"It is true.  Some of my 'deposits' tend to be very large in length and girth, and the method I use at home is to simply keep an old yardstick by the toilet.  I use this to break up the log into multiple flushable pieces.  Of course, this works well enough at home.  In public, I will use a toilet brush or plunger to do the same, if they happen to be readily available.  However, often times they are not, and I suppose then the poor attendant will eventually have to find some way to deal with it.


Thank you for your honesty, Renee...