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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on May 13, 2017, 08:18:49 PM

Title: Retard Handles...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 13, 2017, 08:18:49 PM
...on doors.  What are your thoughts?



My condo came equipped with retard handles, since new builds require them.



Of course, I ended up replacing them with regular door knobs.  Since I like quality, I went with Shlage.



This was a cost to me, to replace the retard handles.



Perhaps if the retards cannot operate a door knob, maybe they shouldn't be let out of the group home in the first place.



In fact, retards shouldn't be let out of the home altogether.  It makes me uncomfortable when I see them out for their "group walks"...  Their funny faces making funny grunts and noises.  Nobody needs to see that.



Damn retards with their gimped hands, bodies and minds.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2017, 09:49:53 PM
Priceless....a fucking door knob, bitching about door knobs....



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You can't make this shit up.....  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: kiebers on May 14, 2017, 01:07:24 PM
I thought he was talking about retard handles like "angry white male".  :laugh3:  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2017, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"I thought he was talking about retard handles like "angry white male".  :laugh3:  :laugh3:

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 14, 2017, 04:22:46 PM
:laugh3:  seems legit.



Looks like he went with Shlong.  Now he can open doors with his mouth and ass...
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2017, 04:26:28 PM
The last thing I thought this thread would be about are door handles.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 14, 2017, 04:30:50 PM
Maybe its a special Shlong handle that is attatched to his electronics to help unlock his online handles.  Easier to use his mouth or ass.



Maybe there is one he can use that requires tears?
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2017, 04:34:38 PM
^^A definite possibility.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: RW on May 14, 2017, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet":laugh3:  seems legit.



Looks like he went with Shlong.  Now he can open doors with his mouth and ass...

 :MG_216:



I'm dying!!!!  BUAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Renee on May 14, 2017, 10:39:58 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet":laugh3:  seems legit.



Looks like he went with Shlong.  Now he can open doors with his mouth and ass...


Alright, that's a... :thumbup:



Wish I'd of thought of that one.... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Angry White Male on May 14, 2017, 11:31:29 PM
It appears that a fair amount of posters here rely on lever-style door handles.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised...
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Renee on May 15, 2017, 07:28:39 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It appears that a fair amount of posters here rely on lever-style door handles.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised...


Well if you didn't live in government subsidized housing where handicapped codes are enforced, you wouldn't have to worry about those horrible door handles..... :laugh3:



You would only have to worry about blowing over the legal limit and your eventual liver failure..... :laugh3:



BTW, speaking of livers....if I were you, I would get on the list now for a transplant...I imagine that in a government controlled medical situation, drunks like you would go to the bottom of the pile in favor of those more deserving.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: realgrimm on May 15, 2017, 11:55:00 AM
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 15, 2017, 12:04:36 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 15, 2017, 02:28:18 PM
This is the first thread I ever read about handles of the door variety.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2017, 12:53:10 AM
I thought this was another thread by AWM about the same thing.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2017, 01:19:49 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"I thought this was another thread by AWM about the same thing.

I can see why one would think that.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2017, 08:51:31 PM
door handles :rules:
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2017, 10:41:28 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"door handles :rules:

Apparently they were retarded door handles..



But, not funny looking retarded Chinese handles.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2017, 12:38:11 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Velvet"door handles :rules:

Apparently they were retarded door handles..



But, not funny looking retarded Chinese handles.

What an asshole.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2017, 12:58:39 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Velvet"door handles :rules:

Apparently they were retarded door handles..



But, not funny looking retarded Chinese handles.

What an asshole.

He can be at times.
Title: Re: Retard Handles...
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2017, 01:26:30 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Velvet"door handles :rules:

Apparently they were retarded door handles..



But, not funny looking retarded Chinese handles.

What an asshole.

He can be at times.

Mel trolls us.
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