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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Angry White Male on May 25, 2017, 03:14:04 AM

Title: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 25, 2017, 03:14:04 AM
I'm not Merv the Perv, but I have a fucking problem that I'm facing...



Right now I'm peaking physically, but also emotionally and financially also.



I look to find a soul mate, but the females in my age range (35-40), look like they're 50+...!!!  Worn out haggard bitches, with 300 pound asses.  Ridden hard, and put away wet.



And this DOESN'T take into account God knows how many kids they've popped out...  I wouldn't want to see that gash with the lights on!



I'be come to the conclusion that my physical female equal would have to be 10 to 15 years younger than me, to equate physically.



This presents another problem, as I KNOW massive gaps in age leads to problems eventually.



I'm fucking stuck between a rock, and a hard place.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 25, 2017, 03:27:17 AM
Go gay.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 25, 2017, 03:35:36 AM
Get a slope like I did mate.



Better than white woman.



^
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 25, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Get a slope like I did mate.



Better than white woman.



^

Why thank you Gordon. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: shin on May 25, 2017, 05:00:01 AM
I don't think it necessarily makes one a perv if they don't find a certain kind of physical attribute desirable, but you should understand that there is more to sex than bumping uglies (pun intended).



Most women aren't going to look like they do when they're in their prime 20 years later. If you intend to keep replacing the women in your life with younger ones, I think you're going to end up being very disappointed when you run out of things to talk to them about.



So I'll ask a loaded question here... what do you like about women besides their bodies?
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 25, 2017, 05:28:52 AM
their sisters and their nieces...555
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Renee on May 25, 2017, 07:46:24 AM
Here we go again folks....for the bazillionth time....Mel's showing off his membership card to the "He-man Woman Hater's Club"... :001_rolleyes:



He must have broken open that BIG bottle of Smirnoff last night.... :laugh3:



Mel, every guy regardless of age wants to be with a woman they find attractive....it's perfectly normal and it doesn't make you a pervert....BUT the way you bang on about this shit makes you a fucking annoying loser.



Personally I think you would get more play as a ordinary, QUITE, perv. So why don't you do us all a favor and just STFU.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: realgrimm on May 25, 2017, 09:34:05 AM
next stops mid-life crisis, it won't be graceful in this case
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: realgrimm on May 25, 2017, 10:02:25 AM
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Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Blazor on May 25, 2017, 10:41:18 AM
Perfectly fine man. My lady is 14 years younger than me lol. My issue is I look younger. I cant attract the ones my age. Just this past week at my bros wedding, people thought I was his younger brother lol. Hes 14 years younger than me too lol. One thought I was 22! My gf and I both did not plan on dating outside an age range, but we hit it off, plus the fact I dont look old nor act old. I think her and I are old souls though lol.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 25, 2017, 02:41:27 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Perfectly fine man. My lady is 14 years younger than me lol. My issue is I look younger. I cant attract the ones my age. Just this past week at my bros wedding, people thought I was his younger brother lol. Hes 14 years younger than me too lol. One thought I was 22! My gf and I both did not plan on dating outside an age range, but we hit it off, plus the fact I dont look old nor act old. I think her and I are old souls though lol.

I've been told I look younger than my age too, but I don't want the attention of any man..



I guess for single people this is a plus.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Blazor on May 25, 2017, 02:45:42 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Perfectly fine man. My lady is 14 years younger than me lol. My issue is I look younger. I cant attract the ones my age. Just this past week at my bros wedding, people thought I was his younger brother lol. Hes 14 years younger than me too lol. One thought I was 22! My gf and I both did not plan on dating outside an age range, but we hit it off, plus the fact I dont look old nor act old. I think her and I are old souls though lol.

I've been told I look younger than my age too, but I don't want the attention of any man..



I guess for single people this is a plus.


You prolly also been with your man for a long time. Imagine having to hop back in the dating field after a 20 year hiatus lol.



Single or not, I still look at it as a plus lol. I love getting the jaw drop look when my age is revealed  :laugh:
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 25, 2017, 02:47:27 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"Perfectly fine man. My lady is 14 years younger than me lol. My issue is I look younger. I cant attract the ones my age. Just this past week at my bros wedding, people thought I was his younger brother lol. Hes 14 years younger than me too lol. One thought I was 22! My gf and I both did not plan on dating outside an age range, but we hit it off, plus the fact I dont look old nor act old. I think her and I are old souls though lol.

I've been told I look younger than my age too, but I don't want the attention of any man..



I guess for single people this is a plus.


You prolly also been with your man for a long time. Imagine having to hop back in the dating field after a 20 year hiatus lol.



Single or not, I still look at it as a plus lol. I love getting the jaw drop look when my age is revealed  :laugh:

I never really was in the dating field Blazor..



I've never dated anyone other than my husband and yes we've been married a long time now.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Blazor on May 25, 2017, 04:36:00 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I never really was in the dating field Blazor..



I've never dated anyone other than my husband and yes we've been married a long time now.


Real similar story to mine.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: cc on May 25, 2017, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"..... I guess for single people this is a plus.

Don't sell it short. Your looking young is a huge plus / gift for your guy
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Blurt on May 25, 2017, 07:59:37 PM
Mel, you keep referring to birth as "popping out kids."



You've never been in a delivery room when a child is born, I take it?



The only thing popping out in there is a vein on the mother's temple.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 26, 2017, 12:38:28 AM
The miracle of birth is an amazing feeling!  Being a parent is even better! Mel's missin out!
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 01:40:07 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"The miracle of birth is an amazing feeling!  Being a parent is even better! Mel's missin out!

I know childless men like Mel and I are. But, I believe it is for the best.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 26, 2017, 01:43:14 AM
It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 02:00:34 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!

Better spent on your own kid than on third world hookers.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on May 26, 2017, 12:07:54 PM
gimme break man im only 41
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Blurt on May 26, 2017, 12:54:37 PM
Actually, I think you've got those numbers reversed, Gordo.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 02:18:48 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!

Better spent on your own kid than on third world hookers.

That doesn't even need to be said iron horse jockey.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2017, 03:50:07 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"gimme break man im only 41

We're close in age Gordon. ac_wub
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 27, 2017, 02:34:13 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"Mel, you keep referring to birth as "popping out kids."



You've never been in a delivery room when a child is born, I take it?



The only thing popping out in there is a vein on the mother's temple.


People that have children are lesser evolved.



I'm sorry to state the truth, but they are.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 27, 2017, 02:53:14 AM
I'm not attracted to women my age anymore.



I am NOT afraid to sound like a perv.  Merv the perv.



I'm fucking serious...  Women my age are fat assed losers, more often than not.



What the fuck!  How can I be attracted to them?



"Oh yeah, here's my three kids"...  Yeah, sure.  Ace doesn't play pappa to others offspring.



More and more, MGTOW is the only way for me, I think...
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 27, 2017, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Blurt"Mel, you keep referring to birth as "popping out kids."



You've never been in a delivery room when a child is born, I take it?



The only thing popping out in there is a vein on the mother's temple.


People that have children are lesser evolved.



I'm sorry to state the truth, but they are.

Ya, okay. :crazy:
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 27, 2017, 11:10:44 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"Ya, okay. :crazy:


It's true.  Look at the world, its countries, its religions, and its peoples.  Get the WHOLE picture.



Now you tell me...  Are the MOST evolved people having the most children?  Of course not...



The LEAST evolved have the most, and this cannot be disputed.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: JOE on May 27, 2017, 11:19:58 PM
Remember Mel, date 'em but don't mate em.



F**k them but don't marry 'em.



Then your life will be complete


Quote from: "Angry White Male"I'm not Merv the Perv, but I have a fucking problem that I'm facing...



Right now I'm peaking physically, but also emotionally and financially also.



I look to find a soul mate, but the females in my age range (35-40), look like they're 50+...!!!  Worn out haggard bitches, with 300 pound asses.  Ridden hard, and put away wet.



And this DOESN'T take into account God knows how many kids they've popped out...  I wouldn't want to see that gash with the lights on!



I'be come to the conclusion that my physical female equal would have to be 10 to 15 years younger than me, to equate physically.



This presents another problem, as I KNOW massive gaps in age leads to problems eventually.



I'm fucking stuck between a rock, and a hard place.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 27, 2017, 11:23:00 PM
And ALWAYS make 'em sign a pre-nup, even if you only have a few bucks in the bank.



Dogs are men's best friends, women are not.  Women are WORSE than dogs, and will fuck you over.  Get the 'nup.



If they won't sign the 'nup, toss 'em out immediately.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Berry Sweet on May 28, 2017, 01:04:55 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!

Better spent on your own kid than on third world hookers.

True that.  500G is nothing.  Love my kid!
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2017, 04:56:46 AM
Quote from: "JOE"Remember Mel, date 'em but don't mate em.



F**k them but don't marry 'em.



Then your life will be complete

As if you could speak from personal experience.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: JOE on May 28, 2017, 08:03:21 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "JOE"Remember Mel, date 'em but don't mate em.



F**k them but don't marry 'em.



Then your life will be complete

As if you could speak from personal experience.


"Date 'em, don't mate 'em" is a quote from Al Bundy in the Old TV series 'Married with Children'.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Renee on May 28, 2017, 10:48:36 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Blurt"Mel, you keep referring to birth as "popping out kids."



You've never been in a delivery room when a child is born, I take it?



The only thing popping out in there is a vein on the mother's temple.


People that have children are lesser evolved.



I'm sorry to state the truth, but they are.


Comming out of you, the above statement is fodder for comedy genius.



BUT, in this case I'm going to be more "evolved" and let it go by chalking it up to your abject stupidity..... :laugh3:
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Blurt on May 28, 2017, 02:01:42 PM
Renee, I'm not sure Mel is evolved enough to get that there's a genetic connection between him and his parents. It needs to be spelled out.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2017, 02:22:12 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Renee, I'm not sure Mel is evolved enough to get that there's a genetic connection between him and his parents. It needs to be spelled out.

He will get there yet Blurt.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2017, 04:05:51 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!

Better spent on your own kid than on third world hookers.

True that.  500G is nothing.  Love my kid!

We know you do. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 31, 2017, 12:07:05 AM
Today I noticed something that saddened me even further...



Happened to drive by the highschool just as classes ended for the day.



I normally don't really look that hard at the highschool kids, but today I did.



Even the really young ones are getting uglier compared to my time in high...



Many were already fat, frumpy, and hardly attractive, and they're not even adults yet!  If they already sort of look like shit at 16, they are usually pretty much finished by 30.



I know things were looking better when I went to highschool.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2017, 12:14:39 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Today I noticed something that saddened me even further...



Happened to drive by the highschool just as classes ended for the day.



I normally don't really look that hard at the highschool kids, but today I did.



Even the really young ones are getting uglier compared to my time in high...



Many were already fat, frumpy, and hardly attractive, and they're not even adults yet!  If they already sort of look like shit at 16, they are usually pretty much finished by 30.



I know things were looking better when I went to highschool.

Obesity is not a problem at my children's school.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Angry White Male on May 31, 2017, 12:19:39 AM
It is already at some here.  If they're chubby at that age, they'll be obese in 10 years.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2017, 01:03:52 AM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"It is already at some here.  If they're chubby at that age, they'll be obese in 10 years.

That's unfortunate.
Title: Re: Am I a Pervert?
Post by: Renee on May 31, 2017, 12:00:36 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Today I noticed something that saddened me even further...



Happened to drive by the highschool just as classes ended for the day.



I normally don't really look that hard at the highschool kids, but today I did.



Even the really young ones are getting uglier compared to my time in high...



Many were already fat, frumpy, and hardly attractive, and they're not even adults yet!  If they already sort of look like shit at 16, they are usually pretty much finished by 30.



I know things were looking better when I went to highschool.


So you are scoping out chicks at High Schools now....fucking loser.



Just so you know, even the most frumpy, fat, pizza faced, 16 year old girl isn't going to warm up to the idea of sleeping with a guy who wets his bed.... :laugh3:
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