In heels, you'll be like 6' 6" tall. And I know you're hearty... A real Hearty Boy! (remember Hardy Boys books? lolz!) So I figure about 220 lbs for sure.
Your transformation just won't work. And what about the mean five-o'clock shadow you'll be rockin'?
It's not going to fucking work satisfactorily, and you will be disappointed with the outcome if you chop the gherkin... if you chop the pickle.
You really must find peace utilizing other tactics... Other means.
I kid you not... We have ALL seen people fucking with their bodies... Fucking with their faces... Searching for something that they just can never find. Look at that freak Michael Jackson? He couldn't stop fucking with his body. I doubt he was happy (unless in the company of little boys, of course)...
THINK about it, Blurt!
He won't listen, in his mind when he gets dolled up he looks like Sharon Stone in her heyday...
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Your transformation just won't work. And what about the mean five-o'clock shadow you'll be rockin'?
It's not going to fucking work satisfactorily, and you will be disappointed with the outcome if you chop the gherkin... if you chop the pickle.
You really must find peace utilizing other tactics... Other means.
I kid you not... We have ALL seen people fucking with their bodies... Fucking with their faces... Searching for something that they just can never find. Look at that freak Michael Jackson? He couldn't stop fucking with his body. I doubt he was happy (unless in the company of little boys, of course)...
THINK about it, Blurt!
I remember Herman posting he's six foot one and weighs two hundred and twenty pounds.
:laugh:
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Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Your transformation just won't work. And what about the mean five-o'clock shadow you'll be rockin'?
It's not going to fucking work satisfactorily, and you will be disappointed with the outcome if you chop the gherkin... if you chop the pickle.
You really must find peace utilizing other tactics... Other means.
I kid you not... We have ALL seen people fucking with their bodies... Fucking with their faces... Searching for something that they just can never find. Look at that freak Michael Jackson? He couldn't stop fucking with his body. I doubt he was happy (unless in the company of little boys, of course)...
THINK about it, Blurt!
I remember Herman posting he's six foot one and weighs two hundred and twenty pounds.
:laugh:
Is he not? ac_wot
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Your transformation just won't work. And what about the mean five-o'clock shadow you'll be rockin'?
It's not going to fucking work satisfactorily, and you will be disappointed with the outcome if you chop the gherkin... if you chop the pickle.
You really must find peace utilizing other tactics... Other means.
I kid you not... We have ALL seen people fucking with their bodies... Fucking with their faces... Searching for something that they just can never find. Look at that freak Michael Jackson? He couldn't stop fucking with his body. I doubt he was happy (unless in the company of little boys, of course)...
THINK about it, Blurt!
I remember Herman posting he's six foot one and weighs two hundred and twenty pounds.
:laugh:
Is he not? ac_wot
I've seen Herman's pictures, and he probably is around those dimensions..
If Blurt is as big as Herman, it would be difficult for him to be believable as a woman I think..
He's welcome to try and prove me wrong of course.
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Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Your transformation just won't work. And what about the mean five-o'clock shadow you'll be rockin'?
It's not going to fucking work satisfactorily, and you will be disappointed with the outcome if you chop the gherkin... if you chop the pickle.
You really must find peace utilizing other tactics... Other means.
I kid you not... We have ALL seen people fucking with their bodies... Fucking with their faces... Searching for something that they just can never find. Look at that freak Michael Jackson? He couldn't stop fucking with his body. I doubt he was happy (unless in the company of little boys, of course)...
THINK about it, Blurt!
I remember Herman posting he's six foot one and weighs two hundred and twenty pounds.
:laugh:
Is he not? ac_wot
I've seen Herman's pictures, and he probably is around those dimensions..
If Blurt is as big as Herman, it would be difficult for him to be believable as a woman I think..
He's welcome to try and prove me wrong of course.
Blurt will look fucking ridiculous as a woman, it's just a lot of people on here and VF are too polite to tell him.
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Blurt will look fucking ridiculous as a woman, it's just a lot of people on here and VF are too polite to tell him.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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He's welcome to try and prove me wrong of course.
Interesting that you should point this out, Fash.
Judith Butler has been busy throughout her academic career in defining the ways in which our inhabiting of gender is a type of performance--gender performativity.
The funny thing is, a lot of men, in this view, are not "believable" as men (see Mel, for instance), and women not "believable" as women.
Want to prove me wrong, Fashionista, and post a photo of yourself so that we can all confirm that you're actually believable as a woman?
Fash is pretty and petite, I have seen her photo.
You will look a fucking monstrosity in women's clothes because you're a burly man. Only someone who is mentally ill would think otherwise.....
Blurt, you post a picture to see which gender "you're inhabiting". But, not sitting on a Harley Davidson or we'll assume it's Herman. :laugh3:
I've posted lots of my pix, Jock.
Never seen any the members' here, with the exception of RW, Mel, Sham Lee, and Inspector Sillypants.
You are all visual strangers to me.
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Never seen any the members' here, with the exception of RW, Mel, Sham Lee, and Inspector Sillypants.
You are all visual strangers to me.
Ahem!!!!!!
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Ahem!!!!!!
x2 :laugh:
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Never seen any the members' here, with the exception of RW, Mel, Sham Lee, and Inspector Sillypants.
You are all visual strangers to me.
I posted my picture when I was in PP. And I saw pictures of Fash, Scouse, Berry, and shin when I was there.
With people like TD and SMP floating around I don't blame anyone for not wanting to share photos or personal information. Hence, why the private sub exists.
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Never seen any the members' here, with the exception of RW, Mel, Sham Lee, and Inspector Sillypants.
You are all visual strangers to me.
Ahem!!!!!!
And Keebs! ac_blush
Now that's a beautiful man! :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Sorry, Blazor... never seen yer mug.
Saw Skinz's mug shot (who hasn't?), saw the wasp-waisted Kitty's, saw Evs, a couple of others, maybe a few stragglers here and there, but, if ever I saw your face, Blaze, it burned into my eyes so much that I have no memory of your features.
Sorry.
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And Keebs! ac_blush
Now that's a beautiful man! :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Sorry, Blazor... never seen yer mug.
Saw Skinz's mug shot (who hasn't?), saw the wasp-waisted Kitty's, saw Evs, a couple of others, maybe a few stragglers here and there, but, if ever I saw your face, Blaze, it burned into my eyes so much that I have no memory of your features.
Sorry.
Lol, its ok. I did photochops at BV, group photochops, you and I were in them along with others :laugh:
Pm me the shots, Blaze.
I remember one, but I don't remember who else was in the chop.
Blurt, even though it may seem like I'm clowning around, there is some truth to most of my posts, and it is really something you should think thoroughly over, before committing to something that may be irreversible and ultimately disappointing to you.
Consider this... Shemar Moore could bleach, and probably pass as a white man (he's half white, hence his white features)... Michael Jackson attempted this, and obviously failed.
Consider that a male of slim build and smaller stature, WITH the right facial aesthetics, could probably transform into a "woman" somewhat successfully, at least visually for the most part. Ask yourself if you can do this also?
You don't want to end up looking like you're a freak with the circus sideshow either, do you?
Here's something else to consider, speaking of employment... If I were to hire a driver for my truck, and you walked in with a good attitude and top credentials, there'd still be one problem I'd have to deal with... My customers. In construction, you see, there's a lot of dudes that are "rough" around the edges, and I don't know how well a post-op Blurt would "work" with certain crews. Some would probably give you a hard time for sure, at least...
Now you claim to still be attracted to women... And you're in luck as of yet, since the vast majority of women still seem to be attracted to men.
THINK ABOUT IT!
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Consider this... Shemar Moore could bleach, and probably pass as a white man (he's half white, hence his white features)... Michael Jackson attempted this, and obviously failed.
Consider that a male of slim build and smaller stature, WITH the right facial aesthetics, could probably transform into a "woman" somewhat successfully, at least visually for the most part. Ask yourself if you can do this also?
You don't want to end up looking like you're a freak with the circus sideshow either, do you?
Here's something else to consider, speaking of employment... If I were to hire a driver for my truck, and you walked in with a good attitude and top credentials, there'd still be one problem I'd have to deal with... My customers. In construction, you see, there's a lot of dudes that are "rough" around the edges, and I don't know how well a post-op Blurt would "work" with certain crews. Some would probably give you a hard time for sure, at least...
Now you claim to still be attracted to women... And you're in luck as of yet, since the vast majority of women still seem to be attracted to men.
THINK ABOUT IT!
I think we've heard enough about Blurt's gender confusion. Let's discuss something thati is black and white, like why you are killing yourself with alcohol.
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Worry about your own sobriety for now, and not mine.
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Worry about your own sobriety for now, and not mine.
Twelve years and going strong. You could do it too.
Preach to someone else that cares.
Mel, seriously.
While I appreciate your heart's in the right place (presumably, somewhere behind and somewhat below your engorged liver), you can relax with the unpithy homilies.
I know that your anxiety about my being a woman stems from your unspoken fear that you'd become sexually attracted to me. Trust me, the feeling will never be mutual. So, see? You're safe.
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I use to say I didn't care too.
Save your breath, Jock.
He ain't ready to see the truth of his condition.
Which is precisely why he needs to focus on the condition of others.
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He ain't ready to see the truth of his condition.
Which is precisely why he needs to focus on the condition of others.
I think he is ready. I've used every excuse in the book that Mel has used for his alcoholism.
Man, if you only knew how so very hard so many of us tried...
It's part of my job to work with folks struggling with substance use issues.
He's not ready.
Iron doesn't know me very well.
Today I was thinking, that I should get a hat or a T-Shirt that says, "Here Comes Trouble!"
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It's part of my job to work with folks struggling with substance use issues.
He's not ready.
I was him. He's ready.
Have at it, then.
Quote from: "Blurt"
He doesn't know me very well...
He'll wear down long before I do. They all do...
Perhaps.
On the other hand, the odds are we have all already outlived you, Mel.
Sorry to say.
Still, it's not too late to turn your life around, Mel.
Become the man many of us always knew you could be.
I have been posting around these forums for well over 10 years now.
DV banned me, as they couldn't wear me down. They tried! They sure did! I get a three month ban there just for my mere presence, seemingly each time now.
I don't break any rules. You see, Blurt, people think I am like the others. I am not.
Here seems OK, albeit a bit slower... However, I have other places I post to also.
This isn't about you as a poster, Mel.
It's about you as an unrepentant lush.
If Admin tires of me, she can ban me.
The rest can go stuff it.
I am doing quite well personally right now, so I really don't need advice given that's not even applicable.
You don't know me, and you never will. I've met a few posters back in the old DV days, but I won't ever do that again.
Ah! We come full circle at last!
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THINK about it, Blurt!
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You don't know me, and you never will.
Oh, great.
Mel is getting lifestyle advice from a guy who wears a dress.
Doesn't make sense, Blurt.
What the fuck do you need here?
Are you even working?
I know you're new to BC... I've lived here all my life... Is there anything you need to know?
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Mel is getting lifestyle advice from a guy who wears a dress.
Blurt is losing his marbles...
I try to give advice, even though it's all with a smile on my face! I mean no harm...
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Mel is getting lifestyle advice from a guy who wears a dress.
Reading comprehension required?
Try reading the thread before mouthing off on the post like a rabid K-9.
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What the fuck do you need here?
What the fuck does
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Yes.
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Yes.
Where can I get a decent beer in Langley? And: care to join me? My treat.
Temper, temper, twinkletoes.
I stand by my post.
Shouldn't you be getting your jammies on?
Quote from: "Blurt"
Tons of places here! And as long as my new friend is a 6' 3" man that pretends to be a woman, it's all on me!
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Tons of places here! And as long as my new friend is a 6' 3" man that pretends to be a woman, it's all on me!
Well, if I ever see a 6' 3" man in drag who thinks a beer might be a great idea, I'll send him your way.
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
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Tons of places here! And as long as my new friend is a 6' 3" man that pretends to be a woman, it's all on me!
Try 5'3 and Blurt is IN.
ac_razz
We're pretty decent out here, Blurt.
Langley is one of the last places in the GVRD that still houses Whites. It's safe and nice here.
EXPENSIVE THOUGH!
Now, you're on the Island? You're probably better off there, if you have a job there. Victoria may be high real estate, but the rest is more affordable, and you'll still get Vancouver weather (rain)...
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Ah, Leo.
Feels like old times. :laugh:
I missed you, man.
Most people do.
I have a certain presence...
You do. :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
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I remember one, but I don't remember who else was in the chop.
One is an album cover from the 70's that has you, me, Dag, and Boo. The other one is an 80's metal chop, with you, me, Kat, Deader and Scooter :laugh:
I'll have to send 'em later, they are on my home computer.
Great!
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I remember one, but I don't remember who else was in the chop.
One is an album cover from the 70's that has you, me, Dag, and Boo. The other one is an 80's metal chop, with you, me, Kat, Deader and Scooter :laugh:
I'll have to send 'em later, they are on my home computer.
What forum was that Blazor?
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
The rest can go stuff it.
I am doing quite well personally right now, so I really don't need advice given that's not even applicable.
You don't know me, and you never will. I've met a few posters back in the old DV days,
And to think you were trying to link up with CC in your "vert", not all that long ago.....unnerved her and pissed her off too..... Not cool, Mel. :crazy:
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think that was the "old DV days".... :nea:
Maybe all the alcoholic black outs you've suffered have effected your concept of time.... :laugh3:
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We were rubbing elbows on the Bastard Vortex, the result of a splint in the Bastard Factory crew.
Lionness started the Bastard Vortex (now defunct) and CorsetKat started the Bastard Annex (a sub-forum of VF).
Dick Yamada and Mimi were always trying to get me to go visit the Vortex. I kept stalling because not everyone there was particularly friendly. But I have to admit, it was a pleasant environment and it was well-run. Even the usual gaggle of trolls kept their proclivities in check, I was surprised to see. Too bad it folded. Real life situations led to its discontinuance.
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What forum was that Blazor?
Pretty much what Blurt said lol. My stay wasnt but a few months due to its closing, but I hosted an awesome virtual bonfire on the last night of service. It was an awesome night lol. Most of the members there went to my home forum, but they dwindled. Kind of slow there these days, but we still put in some effort here and there lol.
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What forum was that Blazor?
Pretty much what Blurt said lol. My stay wasnt but a few months due to its closing, but I hosted an awesome virtual bonfire on the last night of service. It was an awesome night lol. Most of the members there went to my home forum, but they dwindled. Kind of slow there these days, but we still put in some effort here and there lol.
I never saw BV..
Was it around for very long?
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You run a forum? ac_wot
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I never saw BV..
Was it around for very long?
Not that I recall. I was there for a few months. I understand some drama may of went down, trolls kicked out, and a closed door policy was instated. Lasted a year as far as I know. Was a pretty cool place I thought.
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You run a forum? ac_wot
Yes, that would be BlazorsBarnyard.com :roll:
I've thought about it tons of times. I call it my home forum cause I've been there for 9 years. When CJ closed down a forum member opened it. I was a mod there, til one of the other mods changed the owners password as a joke, and then the owner decided only 1 mod aside from himself lol. I swear it wasnt me lol.
ac_toofunny Quote from: "Blazor"
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You run a forum? ac_wot
Yes, that would be BlazorsBarnyard.com :roll:
I've thought about it tons of times. I call it my home forum cause I've been there for 9 years. When CJ closed down a forum member opened it. I was a mod there, til one of the other mods changed the owners password as a joke, and then the owner decided only 1 mod aside from himself lol. I swear it wasnt me lol.
ac_lmfao
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I've actually met up with posters, Evs being one of them, in the past.
I just snapped a few pics in White Rock, simply to Rustle CC's Jammies... Just for fun. I didn't think she'd flip out and threaten to hire hit men to kill me!
I thought Jews were supposed to be fun-loving? CC is no better than a Muslim. They are one in the same.
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I've actually met up with posters, Evs being one of them, in the past.
I just snapped a few pics in White Rock, simply to Rustle CC's Jammies... Just for fun. I didn't think she'd flip out and threaten to hire hit men to kill me!
I thought Jews were supposed to be fun-loving? CC is no better than a Muslim. They are one in the same.
Perhaps CC is one of those Jews who looks very Jewish, so she didn't want to be spotted because her thinly veiled cover of hiding her kosher side would finally be exposed once and for all. :laugh3:
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Quote from: "Renee"
I've actually met up with posters, Evs being one of them, in the past.
I just snapped a few pics in White Rock, simply to Rustle CC's Jammies... Just for fun. I didn't think she'd flip out and threaten to hire hit men to kill me!
I thought Jews were supposed to be fun-loving? CC is no better than a Muslim. They are one in the same.
Jewish, Muslim, Christian or pagan...does it matter? I don't blame CC one bit for her reaction.
Mel, when it comes to you, we ALL want to shove a bomb up your ass.
In fact, a few of us would probably fight each other to the death just for the privilege of lighting the fuse..... :laugh3: