You haggard house hags, you clinically obese land whales, you bed-ridden cripples, you mental orientals of the asian persuasion, you single momma welfare leeches, cranky old Jews...
Ace has to leave you for the afternoon. I need to get my amp, and then I think I'll take the Hardly Ableson for a ride out to Chilliwack River. Nice area out there...
Hang Loose, Losers!
I can put a name to each and every single one of those descriptions. :laugh:
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Ace has to leave you for the afternoon. I need to get my amp, and then I think I'll take the Hardly Ableson for a ride out to Chilliwack River. Nice area out there...
Hang Loose, Losers!
Passing out drunk early today Mel. I was doing that too when I hit rock bottom.
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There's something mentally wrong with both you and Renee.
For some reason, you two are obsessed with a strange notion that I drink 24/7. I'm not sure how, or why, you would come to this conclusion.
In fact, I'm not even sure what business it is of yours should I decide to drink 24/7.
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There's something mentally wrong with both you and Renee.
For some reason, you two are obsessed with a strange notion that I drink 24/7. I'm not sure how, or why, you would come to this conclusion.
In fact, I'm not even sure what business it is of yours should I decide to drink 24/7.
You are too obsessed with Renee, Berry and RW's lives. You are not as obsessed with the Iron Chink. I guess even in a drunken stupor you know she would not hesitate for second to slice your balls off if you had any.
Renee is a fat fucking pig that ruins my threads, and then has the balls to cry to Admin about me.
Berry is OK. We've been jabbing each other for 10 years or so...
RW? I'm not really obsessed with her. She's been posting for about as long as I have around these parts (10+ years now), so I can assure you I'm not really that obsessed with her. She's not the reason I'm here, I can tell you that much!
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Berry is OK. We've been jabbing each other for 10 years or so...
RW? I'm not really obsessed with her. She's been posting for about as long as I have around these parts (10+ years now), so I can assure you I'm not really that obsessed with her. She's not the reason I'm here, I can tell you that much!
You are obsessed with all three of them.
Not really. However, I do see that many posters here are obsessed with being idiots... Including you at times.
Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...
Let's be honest... The female posters here are all a pretty sad state of affairs as far as desirability is concerned for Ace!
The only factor that increases their undesirability for you is they that they, rightly, think of you as being at the apex of undesirability.
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Mel would NEVER have a shot with any of the women here. He needs to stick to his own trashy bar fly kind.
Any women that would sell themselves short enough to date Mel, is most likely a meth head.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
Sorry SCOUSE, I wouldn't know.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
Scouse hasn't had to deal with shit a day in his life.
Except for Saturdays.
When management pulls him off the door to get him to go clean up the cans.
Blurt, go to bed! Now!
We'll put your Jammies on, Kiddo... And I'll tuck you in...
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
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But, but,... THE GOD DAMN JOOOOOOOWS........ :laugh3:
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
That's what I thought SCOUSE..
I know British people like to drink in pubs.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
That's what I thought SCOUSE..
I know British people like to drink in pubs.
Have you ever been in a pub?
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
That's what I thought SCOUSE..
I know British people like to drink in pubs.
Have you ever been in a pub?
No, but I have been in lots of restaurants that serve alcohol.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
That's what I thought SCOUSE..
I know British people like to drink in pubs.
Have you ever been in a pub?
No, but I have been in lots of restaurants that serve alcohol.
Old English pubs are the best. :thumbup:
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?
That's what I thought SCOUSE..
I know British people like to drink in pubs.
Have you ever been in a pub?
No, but I have been in lots of restaurants that serve alcohol.
Old English pubs are the best. :thumbup:
I agree.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
I was physically addicted to booze. I could not go more than 5 days without drinking. And when I started I always drank until I blacked out.
I had two nick names. The first was Rule G which people at work called me. This is the rule in the Canadian Rail Operating Rules about being unfit for duty because of intoxicating substances. The other nick name I was given was Beer Bottle B***t.
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What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.
If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over Mel like a rash. :laugh:
Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.
Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.
That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.
How bad were you on it? I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.
I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.
I was physically addicted to booze. I could not go more than 5 days without drinking. And when I started I always drank until I blacked out.
I had two nick names. The first was Rule G which people at work called me. This is the rule in the Canadian Rail Operating Rules about being unfit for duty because of intoxicating substances. The other nick name I was given was Beer Bottle B***t.
Did you ever piss the sheets or shit yourself while on a date?..... ac_lmfao
Compared to Mel, you sound like a New Years Eve armature. I don't think Mel can go more than 5 hours... :laugh3:
BTW, congrats on 12 years sober. :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Is there a single poster here that has the ability to edit quotes properly? I edit most quotes properly... If a truck driver can manage to edit quotes here, surely the highly trained, highly educated posters here can figure out how to edit quotes also?
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Whatever you say. :laugh:
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Hey, Instead of being a boil on everyone's ass, why don't you make yourself useful and give us all lessons in post editing?
Then you will know straight up if we actually give a fuck.... :laugh3:
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It's pretty easy actually, since I did this with your quote.
You see how it clearly quotes only your quote? You see how easy it is to read?
YOU SEE HOW TEN MILES OF MULTIPLE QUOTES DON'T POST DOWN THE THREAD?
That's because Ace isn't lazy, like you people. Ace takes the time to do things right.
And if you REALLY don't know how to select quotes... Highlight and delete all text except the text you want to quote, making sure you leave
It takes me a second to do this...
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It's pretty easy actually, since I did this with your quote.
YOU SEE HOW TEN MILES OF MULTIPLE QUOTES DON'T POST DOWN THE THREAD?
That's because Ace isn't lazy, like you people. Ace takes the time to do things right.
Wow ain't you a peach.... :laugh3: Your posting abilities are just so advanced beyond what the rest of us can manage..... :001_rolleyes:
You fucking idiot, you do know that when I asked you to explain how to properly edit posts, it was full on, pure, sarcasm, right?
Instead I get a ranting diatribe and a condescending attitude that a moronic slob like YOU can hardly afford to assume..... ac_lmfao
BTW, I quoted and then edited some of the dumb out of your previous post....did I do it right? :laugh3:
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Quoted AND edited for the sake of brevity.
Honestly, I'm just jabbing you guys...
Really the Admin here should limit quote "trees" that can be formed by quoting.
And I expected a foul post from Renee. Fucking lazy bitch is fat for a reason... Even if it means saving a finger-click on the mouse.
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And I expected a foul post from Renee. Fucking lazy bitch is fat for a reason... Even if it means saving a finger-click on the mouse.
I used to do that.
Im kid free tonight! Bitchin! ac_cool
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Is she with her father tonight Berry?
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Is she with her father tonight Berry?
No. But soon.
Are you going anywhere this summer Berry?
We are supposed to go camping in the Kootenays for Canada day weekend.
But, that could change.
Im going to be travelling in BC. In the fall im going to other parts of Canada and taking Lo to disney world in florida for her bday. Im very excited!
Koots is always great! I lived and worked there for 7 years. Have a wonderful vacation Fash! ac_drinks
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Koots is always great! I lived and worked there for 7 years. Have a wonderful vacation Fash! ac_drinks
Yes, I remember you said you were going to Disneyland with your daughter..
What parts of this country will you visit?
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Koots is always great! I lived and worked there for 7 years. Have a wonderful vacation Fash! ac_drinks
Yes, I remember you said you were going to Disneyland with your daughter..
What parts of this country will you visit?
Im not 100% sure yet...but I may end up in Saskatchewan for a bit. I havent been there in years!
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Koots is always great! I lived and worked there for 7 years. Have a wonderful vacation Fash! ac_drinks
Yes, I remember you said you were going to Disneyland with your daughter..
What parts of this country will you visit?
Im not 100% sure yet...but I may end up in Saskatchewan for a bit. I havent been there in years!
Are you going to stop by Herman's farm for a glass of barrel wash?
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