Title: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 25, 2017, 08:38:24 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 25, 2017, 08:38:24 PM
First off, she was one of those people that would come right up to within inches of your face when she talked to you...
But that's not all... She wore these shorts, but wouldn't wear any panties... She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!
Then she'd tell us how she'd deal drugs to her two teenage daughters.
She eventually got fired for bringing her crack pipe to work one day, and showing it off to the rest of us.
We asked her, "You smoke crack?" Her reply? "Doesn't everyone?"
Truly one of the stankiest bitches I ever had the pleasure of knowing...
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: RW on June 25, 2017, 08:40:34 PM
Post by: RW on June 25, 2017, 08:40:34 PM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 25, 2017, 08:50:47 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 25, 2017, 08:50:47 PM
We don't care about your women hating bullshit asshole.Quote from: "RW"
Fuck off outta my thread, cripple... I'm not done yet.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 25, 2017, 08:53:04 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 25, 2017, 08:53:04 PM
The first one was a dude that ended up taking the company truck, and going on a crack bender in the DTES. The boss had to go there and find him.
You see, the boss was one of those types that thought people should be given a second chance... That changed after that season, when he adopted a "no crack head" policy.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Renee on June 26, 2017, 08:18:42 AM
Post by: Renee on June 26, 2017, 08:18:42 AM
Years ago I did landscape maintenance for a season, and they hired this really skanky bitch.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
First off, she was one of those people that would come right up to within inches of your face when she talked to you...
But that's not all... She wore these shorts, but wouldn't wear any panties... She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!
Then she'd tell us how she'd deal drugs to her two teenage daughters.
She eventually got fired for bringing her crack pipe to work one day, and showing it off to the rest of us.
We asked her, "You smoke crack?" Her reply? "Doesn't everyone?"
Truly one of the stankiest bitches I ever had the pleasure of knowing...
Mel's first girlfriend....
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Renee on June 26, 2017, 08:26:42 AM
Post by: Renee on June 26, 2017, 08:26:42 AM
Actually, she was the second crack head the boss employed.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
The first one was a dude that ended up taking the company truck, and going on a crack bender in the DTES. The boss had to go there and find him.
You see, the boss was one of those types that thought people should be given a second chance... That changed after that season, when he adopted a "no crack head" policy.
From then on he only hired big mouthed, know it all, functional, alcoholics...
I guess you can't blame your ex boss. I suppose bailing out a dumbass for a DUI once in a while is preferable to dealing with crackheads on a daily basis...
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:23:10 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:23:10 AM
Once the crack head finally got fired, the boss had to clean out the camper van, including the shit holding tank...
Months of toxic crack shit in there actually pressurized the system, so when it was opened to drain it, he was sprayed with toxic, slimy crack shit!
Too fucking funny!
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:24:09 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:24:09 AM
Half the working day dude would spend on the shitter.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Blurt on June 27, 2017, 02:34:36 AM
Post by: Blurt on June 27, 2017, 02:34:36 AM
Sounds legit.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:36:04 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:36:04 AM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:37:43 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 02:37:43 AM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Blurt on June 27, 2017, 02:43:44 AM
Post by: Blurt on June 27, 2017, 02:43:44 AM
I'm just not sure you and I are thinking of the same thing when you talk about a mangled twat in this thread.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 03:01:10 AM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 03:01:10 AM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 27, 2017, 04:39:20 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 27, 2017, 04:39:20 AM
Oh, I'm sure everything here is on the up and up.Quote from: "Blurt"
I'm just not sure you and I are thinking of the same thing when you talk about a mangled twat in this thread.
I bet you checked yours to see that is was a lovely flower not something in a car crash.
I am a cunt expert. Youse have all helped.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2017, 09:09:46 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2017, 09:09:46 AM
Oh, I'm sure everything here is on the up and up.Quote from: "Blurt"
I'm just not sure you and I are thinking of the same thing when you talk about a mangled twat in this thread.
I bet you checked yours to see that is was a lovely flower not something in a car crash.
I am a cunt expert. Youse have all helped.ac_lmfao
Pig
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2017, 06:35:28 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2017, 06:35:28 PM
Years ago I did landscape maintenance for a season, and they hired this really skanky bitch.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
First off, she was one of those people that would come right up to within inches of your face when she talked to you...
But that's not all... She wore these shorts, but wouldn't wear any panties... She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!
Then she'd tell us how she'd deal drugs to her two teenage daughters.
She eventually got fired for bringing her crack pipe to work one day, and showing it off to the rest of us.
We asked her, "You smoke crack?" Her reply? "Doesn't everyone?"
Truly one of the stankiest bitches I ever had the pleasure of knowing...
Where the fuck do you think little lawn mowing outfits recruited from? The grad program in law at Osgoode Hall you little fucking dummy.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 27, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
We also had a guy that looked like Frankenstein, if you can believe that possible!
The two crack heads were the best though... From a mangled, gnarly vag that she'd show off, to the dude loading up the holding tank with pressurizing toxic crack shit that covered the boss from head toe... It was comedic gold!
Some jobs and people are easily forgotten... When you work with people like that, and see things like that, you remember for all time!
We told the boss he should stop hiring crackheads... After the second one he finally admitted that he was "done with crack heads"... Pure gold!
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 27, 2017, 08:33:25 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 27, 2017, 08:33:25 PM
Get some fucken drugs inta ya ya cunt.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 28, 2017, 10:17:12 AM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 28, 2017, 10:17:12 AM
She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
The capatain was there! I bet you couldnt wait to go to work for that gnarly snatch! Did you use her as a reference for your current job?
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 28, 2017, 10:52:29 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 28, 2017, 10:52:29 AM
Even a Chuggy got blown off course honey you Ethereal leg opener
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 28, 2017, 10:53:24 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 28, 2017, 10:53:24 AM
Years ago I did landscape maintenance for a season, and they hired this really skanky bitch.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
First off, she was one of those people that would come right up to within inches of your face when she talked to you...
But that's not all... She wore these shorts, but wouldn't wear any panties... She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!
Then she'd tell us how she'd deal drugs to her two teenage daughters.
She eventually got fired for bringing her crack pipe to work one day, and showing it off to the rest of us.
We asked her, "You smoke crack?" Her reply? "Doesn't everyone?"
Truly one of the stankiest bitches I ever had the pleasure of knowing...
Where the fuck do you think little lawn mowing outfits recruited from? The grad program in law at Osgoode Hall you little fucking dummy.
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKEN SHINE BOX.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 12:52:39 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 12:52:39 PM
Years ago I did landscape maintenance for a season, and they hired this really skanky bitch.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
First off, she was one of those people that would come right up to within inches of your face when she talked to you...
But that's not all... She wore these shorts, but wouldn't wear any panties... She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!
Then she'd tell us how she'd deal drugs to her two teenage daughters.
She eventually got fired for bringing her crack pipe to work one day, and showing it off to the rest of us.
We asked her, "You smoke crack?" Her reply? "Doesn't everyone?"
Truly one of the stankiest bitches I ever had the pleasure of knowing...
Where the fuck do you think little lawn mowing outfits recruited from? The grad program in law at Osgoode Hall you little fucking dummy.
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKEN SHINE BOX.
:pop:
That movie has taken over your vocabulary.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 12:53:45 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 12:53:45 PM
She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!Quote from: "Angry White Male"
The capatain was there! I bet you couldnt wait to go to work for that gnarly snatch!Did you use her as a reference for your current job?
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 29, 2017, 09:26:56 AM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 29, 2017, 09:26:56 AM
Years ago I did landscape maintenance for a season, and they hired this really skanky bitch.Quote from: "Angry White Male"
First off, she was one of those people that would come right up to within inches of your face when she talked to you...
But that's not all... She wore these shorts, but wouldn't wear any panties... She'd often stand with one leg up on, say, a picnic table bench, and you could see her mangled twat! It was fucking gross! Looked like gnarly tree bark! Fuck!
Then she'd tell us how she'd deal drugs to her two teenage daughters.
She eventually got fired for bringing her crack pipe to work one day, and showing it off to the rest of us.
We asked her, "You smoke crack?" Her reply? "Doesn't everyone?"
Truly one of the stankiest bitches I ever had the pleasure of knowing...
Where the fuck do you think little lawn mowing outfits recruited from? The grad program in law at Osgoode Hall you little fucking dummy.
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKEN SHINE BOX.
:pop:
That movie has taken over your vocabulary.
Yorta smarten the fuck up right
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Blurt on June 29, 2017, 06:19:07 PM
Post by: Blurt on June 29, 2017, 06:19:07 PM
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKEN SHINE BOX.
:pop:
That movie has taken over your vocabulary.
He thinks he's funny. But we haven't told him how yet.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 07:47:09 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 07:47:09 PM
The capatain was there! I bet you couldnt wait to go to work for that gnarly snatch! Did you use her as a reference for your current job?Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Mangled twat wasn't the boss, fool! She was an employee... Didn't last long, as she got fired when she brought in her crack pipe to show off to everyone.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 29, 2017, 07:55:04 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 29, 2017, 07:55:04 PM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 07:56:27 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 07:56:27 PM
The capatain was there! I bet you couldnt wait to go to work for that gnarly snatch! Did you use her as a reference for your current job?Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Mangled twat wasn't the boss, fool! She was an employee... Didn't last long, as she got fired when she brought in her crack pipe to show off to everyone.
Yes I read the thread...you can use anyone as reference on a resume...I think what I said flew right by you...anyway...nevermind...
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 07:58:44 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 07:58:44 PM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 08:00:28 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 08:00:28 PM
You shouldn't speak that way to Berry who has agreed to meet you.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Berry wants to meet me solely for the reason of fooling me into impregnating her, and then forcing me to empty my accounts by paying child support and alimony!
Ace is not dumb!
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:02:14 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:02:14 PM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:05:20 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:05:20 PM
You shouldn't speak that way to Berry who has agreed to meet you.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Berry wants to meet me solely for the reason of fooling me into impregnating her, and then forcing me to empty my accounts by paying child support and alimony!
Ace is not dumb!
Mel, I have a sense of humour...I like joking on the forums...I cant take mostly what is said seriously..its entertainment. And btw...I cant have anymore kids and nor do I want anymore....but you know you want me to have your baby....happy Canada day!
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:20:37 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:20:37 PM
You shouldn't speak that way to Berry who has agreed to meet you.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Berry wants to meet me solely for the reason of fooling me into impregnating her, and then forcing me to empty my accounts by paying child support and alimony!
Ace is not dumb!
Mel, I have a sense of humour...I like joking on the forums...I cant take mostly what is said seriously..its entertainment. And btw...I cant have anymore kids and nor do I want anymore....but you know you want me to have your baby....happy Canada day!:thumbup:
Happy Canada Day Berry.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:40:59 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:40:59 PM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:43:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:43:10 PM
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Do you have any plans Berry?
We're going camping next weekend, not this one.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 08:44:28 PM
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 08:44:28 PM
At least in The States, their shit is all cheaper, so it's easier to handle their third world infrastructure...
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:44:52 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:44:52 PM
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:47:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:47:03 PM
Yes. Its my bday so Im gettin all ready to go! Gonna party and see fire works!Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Happy birthday Berry.
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:49:50 PM
Post by: Berry Sweet on June 29, 2017, 08:49:50 PM
Yes. Its my bday so Im gettin all ready to go! Gonna party and see fire works!Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Happy birthday Berry.
:happybday:
Thank you!
Title: Re: I've gotta tell you this story...
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 29, 2017, 11:47:00 PM
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 29, 2017, 11:47:00 PM
Be there next year for fucken sure.