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Title: Marriage material
Post by: shin on June 28, 2017, 06:39:17 AM
There should be a lot of things to consider when asking for someone's hand in marriage, since this person would be the one you choose to spend the rest of your life with.



...but if you were a teenager, or of a similar unexperienced age in life, what would be some snap judgements that would deem someone as marriage material?



They don't have to be immature notions, but I expect we aren't all looking to get married... so for those brave souls this could be an outlet for some tongue in cheek one liners, or even a picture if it conveys the right idea.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: kiebers on June 28, 2017, 07:54:59 AM
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That worked for me. She didn't have a boat but she had the house on the bay we took the boat too. She let me pick out and buy the boats. She can out fish the average man, and after you see the way she cleans live crabs you know you would not fuck with her. The way she rips the claws and top shell off is very convincing. I happily clean all the fish. As soon as I saw her cast her fishing rod with no back lashes I knew I had found the right one.....LOL
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: "shin"There should be a lot of things to consider when asking for someone's hand in marriage, since this person would be the one you choose to spend the rest of your life with.



...but if you were a teenager, or of a similar unexperienced age in life, what would be some snap judgements that would deem someone as marriage material?



They don't have to be immature notions, but I expect we aren't all looking to get married... so for those brave souls this could be an outlet for some tongue in cheek one liners, or even a picture if it conveys the right idea.

I never dated anyone besides my husband and we never met until I was almost twenty two years old..



But, for me the most important consideration was a man had to love the Lord more than anyone or anything.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 02:38:43 PM
Quote from: "shin"There should be a lot of things to consider when asking for someone's hand in marriage, since this person would be the one you choose to spend the rest of your life with.



...but if you were a teenager, or of a similar unexperienced age in life, what would be some snap judgements that would deem someone as marriage material?



They don't have to be immature notions, but I expect we aren't all looking to get married... so for those brave souls this could be an outlet for some tongue in cheek one liners, or even a picture if it conveys the right idea.

Is she hot? That's the only thing that matters to teenage boys.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 04:53:22 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "shin"There should be a lot of things to consider when asking for someone's hand in marriage, since this person would be the one you choose to spend the rest of your life with.



...but if you were a teenager, or of a similar unexperienced age in life, what would be some snap judgements that would deem someone as marriage material?



They don't have to be immature notions, but I expect we aren't all looking to get married... so for those brave souls this could be an outlet for some tongue in cheek one liners, or even a picture if it conveys the right idea.

Is she hot? That's the only thing that matters to teenage boys.

I don't think teenagers think that much about marriage..



A century ago, yes, but in 2017 we have some thirty year olds still living with their parents.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 07:49:56 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
A century ago, yes, but in 2017 we have some thirty year olds still living with their parents.

Peter Pan syndrome is not  uncommon today.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: RW on June 28, 2017, 07:58:35 PM
My brother just moved back home.  HAHAHA!
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: "RW"My brother just moved back home.  HAHAHA!

You're fucking kidding. He sounds like a real loser.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 28, 2017, 08:04:26 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
A century ago, yes, but in 2017 we have some thirty year olds still living with their parents.

Peter Pan syndrome is not  uncommon today.




This shit blows my mind, what the hell happened to 'em, they just give up and too scared to face the world?
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 08:11:25 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
A century ago, yes, but in 2017 we have some thirty year olds still living with their parents.

Peter Pan syndrome is not  uncommon today.




This shit blows my mind, what the hell happened to 'em, they just give up and too scared to face the world?

Supposedly I'm a millennial, but I see that demographic more as people born after 1990. They are fucked in my opinion.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 28, 2017, 08:20:30 PM
As far as marriage, its just a paper contract thats harder to get out of than get in lol. It would take someone super special to win me over.



I met my last wife when I was 16. I went to church a lot back then, so the first girl I laid, I thought I should marry. The aids scare was up and coming, that was another reason I felt I should find a clean girl early on lol. Looking back I would of done things so much differently. I did get my son out of the deal though. Even though hes being a typical teen/young adult these days, lil turd.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 28, 2017, 08:23:48 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Supposedly I'm a millennial, but I see that demographic more as people born after 1990. They are fucked in my opinion.


Indeed, so fucked lol.



Hell we fucked too, these are the fucks that are suppose to wipe our ass in the nursing home lol. If they can get off their holographic smart bracelet for 5 seconds. I'll never go to a nursing home. Those places are shit now, I can imagine later.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 08:25:38 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"As far as marriage, its just a paper contract thats harder to get out of than get in lol. It would take someone super special to win me over.



I met my last wife when I was 16. I went to church a lot back then, so the first girl I laid, I thought I should marry. The aids scare was up and coming, that was another reason I felt I should find a clean girl early on lol. Looking back I would of done things so much differently. I did get my son out of the deal though. Even though hes being a typical teen/young adult these days, lil turd.

I have no regrets about marriage. I got two beautiful baby boys. My life is good.



Mommy is divorced though. It wasn't an amicable parting either.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 28, 2017, 08:38:20 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I have no regrets about marriage. I got two beautiful baby boys. My life is good.



Mommy is divorced though. It wasn't an amicable parting either.




Thats good to hear Shen  :thumbup:



Always glad to hear of happy couples. Come on now, you know they aint babies no more lol. If you keep that up when they hit their teens your mind will be blown lol.



Sucks on mom. Hope she has fun this weekend  ac_smile  Tell her Blaze said to keep on dancing  ac_dance
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2017, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I have no regrets about marriage. I got two beautiful baby boys. My life is good.



Mommy is divorced though. It wasn't an amicable parting either.




Thats good to hear Shen  :thumbup:



Always glad to hear of happy couples. Come on now, you know they aint babies no more lol. If you keep that up when they hit their teens your mind will be blown lol.



Sucks on mom. Hope she has fun this weekend  ac_smile  Tell her Blaze said to keep on dancing ac_dance

I know Priscilla, and she loves to have fun.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 12:02:49 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "shin"There should be a lot of things to consider when asking for someone's hand in marriage, since this person would be the one you choose to spend the rest of your life with.



...but if you were a teenager, or of a similar unexperienced age in life, what would be some snap judgements that would deem someone as marriage material?



They don't have to be immature notions, but I expect we aren't all looking to get married... so for those brave souls this could be an outlet for some tongue in cheek one liners, or even a picture if it conveys the right idea.

Is she hot? That's the only thing that matters to teenage boys.

I don't think teenagers think that much about marriage..



A century ago, yes, but in 2017 we have some thirty year olds still living with their parents.

The under thirty crowd does seem to have a problem making the transition to adulthood. I do empathize with them though. They have poor job prospects thanks to technology and especially mass immigration.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: shin on June 29, 2017, 08:43:36 AM
When I was a teenager, I thought marriage was something that happened when the guy got the girl pregnant. Later I learned the term "shotgun wedding".



In my twenties, I thought if you were going steady with someone for over a year, you might just as well marry them.



In my thirties, I determined marriage wasn't for me after an unpleasant handful of experiences living with roommates.



Now, in my forties, I think a woman with shared experience who you share mutual trust with and find interesting on a physical and mental level, who has a similar level of responsibility/self-discipline, and who is sexually compatible would possibly change my mind about not wanting to get married.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 29, 2017, 08:53:16 AM
Quote from: "shin"


Now, in my forties, I think a woman with shared experience who you share mutual trust with and find interesting on a physical and mental level, who has a similar level of responsibility/self-discipline, and who is sexually compatible would possibly change my mind about not wanting to get married.


You just need to date a lil more again, then you'll change your tune back to your 30's perspective  :laugh:



But honestly though, if she were hugely compatible, I would prolly be a sucker again too lol.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: "shin"When I was a teenager, I thought marriage was something that happened when the guy got the girl pregnant. Later I learned the term "shotgun wedding".



In my twenties, I thought if you were going steady with someone for over a year, you might just as well marry them.



In my thirties, I determined marriage wasn't for me after an unpleasant handful of experiences living with roommates.



Now, in my forties, I think a woman with shared experience who you share mutual trust with and find interesting on a physical and mental level, who has a similar level of responsibility/self-discipline, and who is sexually compatible would possibly change my mind about not wanting to get married.

I suppose the longer one waits the harder it gets to say I do.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 29, 2017, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"When I was a teenager, I thought marriage was something that happened when the guy got the girl pregnant. Later I learned the term "shotgun wedding".



In my twenties, I thought if you were going steady with someone for over a year, you might just as well marry them.



In my thirties, I determined marriage wasn't for me after an unpleasant handful of experiences living with roommates.



Now, in my forties, I think a woman with shared experience who you share mutual trust with and find interesting on a physical and mental level, who has a similar level of responsibility/self-discipline, and who is sexually compatible would possibly change my mind about not wanting to get married.

I suppose the longer one waits the harder it gets to say I do.


Or, the easier it becomes to know what you truly want so you may avoid poor judgment. When we are young, we don't always know everything or see things for what they truly are.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Angry White Male on June 29, 2017, 08:11:35 PM
Here is all you have to know about life after getting married:



The man expects the woman to stay the same, which doesn't happen.



The woman expects the man to change, which doesn't happen.




This is exactly why the odds are in your favour that you'll eventually get divorced.  If you have any significant assets, remember to get a rock-solid pre-nup, as difficult as that may be to imagine ever being needed.



You'd be surprised just how fast women can go from being your best friend, to your worst enemy!



Take it from Ace, 'cause I'm tellin' it like it is!
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 29, 2017, 09:09:52 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I suppose the longer one waits the harder it gets to say I do.


Not per say, I met my past wife at 16, a wedding was planned, mostly by her mom, stuff got fucked up, her mood was awful, and I cancelled the wedding. We did wind up getting married after 10 years of being together. After canceling her mood turned around. Years down the road after the marriage was another ball game.



I think after going through a bad marriage, one doesnt want to be married again... with exception to the rule. Someone coming out of a good marriage may have the opposite opinion, may even be devastated for quite some time. My mind was fucked for a while before and after. My friend finally broke me by taking me to the strip club lol. That cheered me up immensely lol. Think I went about 10 times back then. I was known as the $2 dollar bill guy cause I tipped in $2 dollar bills to the best ladies, as far as looks and performance. I miss that place to a degree. It really helped me back then, as far as mood, and building up courage to talk to other ladies. So dont down those places if they help someone  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 29, 2017, 09:10:53 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Or, the easier it becomes to know what you truly want so you may avoid poor judgment. When we are young, we don't always know everything or see things for what they truly are.


 ac_drinks
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 29, 2017, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"


The man expects the woman to stay the same, which doesn't happen.



The woman expects the man to change, which doesn't happen.





As far as this, thats pretty close lol.



Its about compromise, and sometimes you give more than you get in return. Sometimes the opposite for some people.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: shin on June 30, 2017, 07:07:04 AM
They seem happy together



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Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on June 30, 2017, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I suppose the longer one waits the harder it gets to say I do.


Not per say, I met my past wife at 16, a wedding was planned, mostly by her mom, stuff got fucked up, her mood was awful, and I cancelled the wedding. We did wind up getting married after 10 years of being together. After canceling her mood turned around. Years down the road after the marriage was another ball game.



I think after going through a bad marriage, one doesnt want to be married again... with exception to the rule. Someone coming out of a good marriage may have the opposite opinion, may even be devastated for quite some time. My mind was fucked for a while before and after. My friend finally broke me by taking me to the strip club lol. That cheered me up immensely lol. Think I went about 10 times back then. I was known as the $2 dollar bill guy cause I tipped in $2 dollar bills to the best ladies, as far as looks and performance. I miss that place to a degree. It really helped me back then, as far as mood, and building up courage to talk to other ladies. So dont down those places if they help someone  ac_drinks

Listen here mate get yo ass to Pattaya and you be king of da womanz.



Asian bitches are ok they do what ya want.



Or get saddled with a Renee back home.



No wonder Jack Daniels got invented.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2017, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"


The man expects the woman to stay the same, which doesn't happen.



The woman expects the man to change, which doesn't happen.





As far as this, thats pretty close lol.



Its about compromise, and sometimes you give more than you get in return. Sometimes the opposite for some people.

For Mel maybe.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 30, 2017, 09:42:34 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Listen here mate get yo ass to Pattaya and you be king of da womanz.




Sure looked like fun  :laugh:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 30, 2017, 09:43:55 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
For Mel maybe.


Its actually like this for a lot of couples. They dont have an understanding of compromise, and so their relationships struggle.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2017, 04:35:50 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
For Mel maybe.


Its actually like this for a lot of couples. They dont have an understanding of compromise, and so their relationships struggle.

I'm not denying that Blazor..



But, I don't think Mel is right for a relationship period.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Blazor on June 30, 2017, 07:09:35 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
For Mel maybe.


Its actually like this for a lot of couples. They dont have an understanding of compromise, and so their relationships struggle.

I'm not denying that Blazor..



But, I don't think Mel is right for a relationship period.


Right on, but remember, not to judge others, only the Lord gets to judge in the end. Its up to Mel how things will wind up.



 ac_drinks





Remember, Frodo wanted to kill Gollum, but Gandalf warned him even Gollum still had some good in him....



   'But this is terrible!' cried Frodo. 'Far worse than the worst that I imagined from your hints and warnings. O Gandalf, best of friends, what am I to do? For now I am really afraid. What am I to do? What a pity that Bilbo did not stab that vile creature, when he had a chance!'



    'Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so. With Pity.'



    'I am sorry,' said Frodo. 'But I am frightened; and I do not feel any pity for Gollum.'



    'You have not seen him,' Gandalf broke in.



    'No, and I don't want to,' said Frodo. I can't understand you. Do you mean to say that you, and the Elves, have let him live on after all those horrible deeds? Now at any rate he is as bad as an Orc, and just an enemy. He deserves death.'



    'Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it.






Disclaimer: Blazor does not fully endorse nor decries the antics of the Mel



 :laugh:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Renee on July 01, 2017, 04:54:38 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Listen here mate get yo ass to Pattaya and you be king of da womanz.




Sure looked like fun  :laugh:


Just bring lots of money and an assload of penicillin.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 01, 2017, 12:15:20 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Listen here mate get yo ass to Pattaya and you be king of da womanz.




Sure looked like fun  :laugh:


Just bring lots of money and an assload of penicillin.

That's for men who can't get a woman anywhere else.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 01, 2017, 10:09:58 PM
yeah and we only get slopes
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: shin on July 02, 2017, 07:53:16 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2017, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes

 :2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 02, 2017, 10:42:34 PM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 03, 2017, 10:29:51 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.

That's good.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: shin on July 04, 2017, 07:24:10 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.


Do you mind telling me what happened between you and your wife that led to you seeking the companionship of prostitutes?



I kind of feel like Dr. Phil here.  :confused1:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2017, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.


Do you mind telling me what happened between you and your wife that led to you seeking the companionship of prostitutes?



I kind of feel like Dr. Phil here.  :confused1:

His wife is a bar girl.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 04, 2017, 10:04:39 PM
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.


Do you mind telling me what happened between you and your wife that led to you seeking the companionship of prostitutes?



I kind of feel like Dr. Phil here.  :confused1:




ok I was on my way to Van.....and that went sour so I went to Pattaya instead.



So I kept going to this restaurant and that's where I met my wif, she waitress.



But I didn't take up with her originally. She thought me too sexy man as have 2 women with me all the time.



She could tell from the start I am man of contention, a real big spender, good looking , so devine.



Being Asian she zeroed in on the zeros , set a trap for me and kapow we been together ever since.



Now that's like trip 8 when I took up with her.



So that's like 7 tours of acting like a complete fucken rooter.



Man I had 5 bitches during the day and another 2 every night.



And to think I was on my way to Van.



And the Van girl she lost it completely. :pop:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2017, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.


Do you mind telling me what happened between you and your wife that led to you seeking the companionship of prostitutes?



I kind of feel like Dr. Phil here.  :confused1:




ok I was on my way to Van.....and that went sour so I went to Pattaya instead.



So I kept going to this restaurant and that's where I met my wif, she waitress.



But I didn't take up with her originally. She thought me too sexy man as have 2 women with me all the time.



She could tell from the start I am man of contention, a real big spender, good looking , so devine.



Being Asian she zeroed in on the zeros , set a trap for me and kapow we been together ever since.



Now that's like trip 8 when I took up with her.



So that's like 7 tours of acting like a complete fucken rooter.



Man I had 5 bitches during the day and another 2 every night.



And to think I was on my way to Van.



And the Van girl she lost it completely. :pop:

You finally got right when arrived in  Toronto and I met you at the airport. No more South East Asian brothels for you. I'll keep you on a short leash. Now get in the kitchen bitch.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 04, 2017, 10:48:28 PM
Try sayen that to Blurt ya fucken gook.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2017, 10:49:51 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Try sayen that to Blurt ya fucken gook.

But Seoul is in love with you and you with him.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2017, 11:09:11 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Try sayen that to Blurt ya fucken gook.

But Seoul is in love with you and you with him.

We sure are.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 04, 2017, 11:21:32 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Try sayen that to Blurt ya fucken gook.

But Seoul is in love with you and you with him.

Any more of that and yo get the angry dragon. :t1929:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2017, 12:09:20 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Try sayen that to Blurt ya fucken gook.

But Seoul is in love with you and you with him.

Any more of that and yo get the angry dragon. :t1929:

okay
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 05, 2017, 01:10:51 AM
that's when I fart in your mouth then you exhale thru a cigarette lighter



angry dragon



try me on ya little slut



you wanna be funny girl hey



that's not the fucken first time I warned ya nicely then you ignore me so you get cunt



you deserve it
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 05, 2017, 01:11:55 AM
seriously you behave like a fucken timid virgin



I bet all ya hubbys mates when they get drunk talk about fucking you
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2017, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"seriously you behave like a fucken timid virgin



I bet all ya hubbys mates when they get drunk talk about fucking you

I bet they don't since they don't drink.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: shin on July 07, 2017, 07:01:27 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"yeah and we only get slopes


I was wondering if you've ever had a deep meaningful conversation with a woman?



Some guys just don't like the way women think, but you might one day get a different kind of enjoyment from being in the same room with the opposite sex that doesn't involve bribery.



I can understand if you just have needs that would prompt most women to slap you if you asked them to oblige you.




yes my wife.



all the fucken time.


Do you mind telling me what happened between you and your wife that led to you seeking the companionship of prostitutes?



I kind of feel like Dr. Phil here.  :confused1:




ok I was on my way to Van.....and that went sour so I went to Pattaya instead.



So I kept going to this restaurant and that's where I met my wif, she waitress.



But I didn't take up with her originally. She thought me too sexy man as have 2 women with me all the time.



She could tell from the start I am man of contention, a real big spender, good looking , so devine.



Being Asian she zeroed in on the zeros , set a trap for me and kapow we been together ever since.



Now that's like trip 8 when I took up with her.



So that's like 7 tours of acting like a complete fucken rooter.



Man I had 5 bitches during the day and another 2 every night.



And to think I was on my way to Van.



And the Van girl she lost it completely. :pop:


It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2017, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Odinson on July 07, 2017, 01:41:41 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.


 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO on July 07, 2017, 02:25:30 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.

suck my helmet
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2017, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.

suck my helmet

GORDY, you are sensitive about this.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2017, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.

suck my helmet

GORDY, you are sensitive about this.

 :laugh:

Gordon is very sensitive period.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2017, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: "Alcoholic"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.


 :thumbup:

You must have posted this on one of those rare occasions you were sober. :shock:
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2017, 01:13:13 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Alcoholic"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.


 :thumbup:

You must have posted this on one of those rare occasions you were sober. :shock:

He's never sober.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2017, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Alcoholic"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.


 :thumbup:

You must have posted this on one of those rare occasions you were sober. :shock:

He's never sober.

He's never worked, never had a women, never had a life. If I was that pathetic fucking loser, I would be so ashamed, I'd shoot myself in the fucking face. It would be a public service.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Odinson on July 11, 2017, 02:04:40 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Alcoholic"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
It sounds like you have a marriage of convenience.



I can only imagine what that trap was like. I almost had a threesome once, but it did seem like a trap of sorts when my gf at the time started displaying tones of jealousy.



I guess if you get what you want and she gets what she wants, then the harm is a non-issue.

But, once she gets what she wants(Australian permanent residency) she will leave..



This sounds like a business transaction to me.


 :thumbup:

You must have posted this on one of those rare occasions you were sober. :shock:

He's never sober.

He's never worked, never had a women, never had a life. If I was that pathetic fucking loser, I would be so ashamed, I'd shoot myself in the fucking face. It would be a public service.


And what kind of life you have had?
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Odinson on July 12, 2017, 02:01:51 AM
I am drunk again.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: realgrimm on July 12, 2017, 11:54:52 AM
Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"that's when I fart in your mouth then you exhale thru a cigarette lighter



angry dragon



try me on ya little slut



you wanna be funny girl hey



that's not the fucken first time I warned ya nicely then you ignore me so you get cunt



you deserve it




 :roll:  ac_toofunny





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Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Thiel on August 02, 2017, 08:32:04 PM
I am a workaholic. Relationships are tough for people like me. And our partners.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2017, 02:41:19 AM
Quote from: "Thiel"I am a workaholic. Relationships are tough for people like me. And our partners.

I am not a fruit like you, but it's the same for straight guys too. I'm glad I don't put in the time working like I used to.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2017, 03:09:45 AM
Relationships are tough when you start listening the nonsense your wife spills out of her.
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: JOE on August 04, 2017, 06:22:03 AM
Quote from: "shin"There should be a lot of things to consider when asking for someone's hand in marriage, since this person would be the one you choose to spend the rest of your life with.



...but if you were a teenager, or of a similar unexperienced age in life, what would be some snap judgements that would deem someone as marriage material?



They don't have to be immature notions, but I expect we aren't all looking to get married... so for those brave souls this could be an outlet for some tongue in cheek one liners, or even a picture if it conveys the right idea.


While I'm not saying who are a person should marry, I know the kind/type I wouldn't.



As I told you in another thread, I had a co-worker on my previous job, who constantly bragged to me and others, about how she systematically destroyed her ex-husband and marriage, then ran off with half (or more) of the loot. And then she encouraged other women to do exactly the same as her. I'd overhear her say things to them like, "It's easy! Do it! Do it! I did! And so can you! I'll even show you how!



She took advantage of a weak husband, walked over him, and took his money. I'd even hear her say things like,  "Everybody thinks I'm a Bitch! And my husband is a victim!" Then she'd wonder why. She was a fucken' Nut Job. Bi-polar for sure. Bitch didn't even earn or pay for all the assets she had looted from her EX. He did, through his hard work as the primary breadwinner all these years. She even got the managed to get the Summer Cottage he bought and all his RRSPs he earned from work. I couldn't believe what she told me and what she got away with. And she was with some other guy living off all the money her EX had earned and saved up for their retirement.



I've in truth never encountered any woman in my life as mean-spirited, spiteful, vindictive, manipulative and downright Fucken EVIL.



I cringe when I think about her 'EX' and what he must've said after what she put him through::



Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2017, 07:12:53 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Thiel"I am a workaholic. Relationships are tough for people like me. And our partners.

I am not a fruit like you, but it's the same for straight guys too. I'm glad I don't put in the time working like I used to.

Thiel is a good guy, not a "fruit."
Title: Re: Marriage material
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2017, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Thiel"I am a workaholic. Relationships are tough for people like me. And our partners.

I am not a fruit like you, but it's the same for straight guys too. I'm glad I don't put in the time working like I used to.

Thiel is a good guy, not a "fruit."

He seems alright.