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Title: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2017, 02:26:05 PM
I'm afraid that we cannot meet up anymore...  I texted my ex, and she likes me again.  She wants to come down and visit me next weekend.  Yes, I know, I know...



The problem is, once they get a taste of the Ace, it is impossible for them to ever move on.  I am 100% quality, and almost impossible to top.



I know we had plans...  I was actually thinking about taking you on a road trip down to Oregon to visit the Tillamook factory, but we cannot do that anymore...  No more Tillamook trip.



TILLAMOOK!



I do apologize, and hope that one day you'll find another nice white boy.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2017, 02:43:59 PM
I got to get a summer golf trip to BC. Maybe around Kelowna.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2017, 02:49:52 PM
Kelowna is good, especially for golfing.



You know?  If land was cheaper, and there were more jobs there, I'd seriously consider moving to the Okanagan.



Still lots of white people there.



I may move to a small Okanagan town come retirement, should I live that long!
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2017, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Kelowna is good, especially for golfing.



You know?  If land was cheaper, and there were more jobs there, I'd seriously consider moving to the Okanagan.



Still lots of white people there.



I may move to a small Okanagan town come retirement, should I live that long!

Lots of white people in the Okanagan? I aint going there if that's the case. :laugh3:
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2017, 03:07:42 PM
Oh yeah!  Some of the smaller towns especially, are essentially Whitesville!



Don't worry though...  Whites and Asians typically get along pretty well these days.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 02, 2017, 04:10:18 PM
Excuses excuses...everyone knows you want me to have your baby.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2017, 04:12:48 PM
Ace has a "no child" policy.  Kids just cramp my style.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 02, 2017, 04:16:53 PM
its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2017, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Oh yeah!  Some of the smaller towns especially, are essentially Whitesville!



Don't worry though...  Whites and Asians typically get along pretty well these days.

That's what my white gf tells me.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2017, 04:22:15 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

Kids are no good.



At first, all they do is cry, eat and shit.  And then they turn into junkies robbing you.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 02, 2017, 04:23:03 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"That's what my white gf tells me.

Usually it's the other way around, with the white guy having asian girlfriend.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2017, 04:26:25 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "seoulbro"That's what my white gf tells me.

Usually it's the other way around, with the white guy having asian girlfriend.

What can I tel you. I beat the odds.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 02, 2017, 06:39:10 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

Kids are no good.



At first, all they do is cry, eat and shit.  And then they turn into junkies robbing you.


Blah blah..whatever...remember the time you said you wa yed to breathe my farts? Well I got some going on right now...get over here stick your nostrils right on my cornholio and breathe that wind!!  Instant natural high!
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Bricktop on July 02, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
:yuk:  :beurk:
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 02, 2017, 07:08:06 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: RW on July 02, 2017, 07:12:17 PM
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!



Omg!!!



 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Angry White Male on July 03, 2017, 02:12:47 AM
I don't fart in public, as I am a complete gentleman.



In fact, I don't even fart around my significant others, as I am all class.



You foul fools belong in the trailer park.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 03, 2017, 06:07:03 PM
Yeah yeah...whatever cheese sniffer...
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Berry Sweet on July 03, 2017, 06:07:43 PM
I bet when you are alone you cuff your own farts and amell them.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Renee on July 05, 2017, 02:20:47 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I don't fart in public, as I am a complete gentleman.



In fact, I don't even fart around my significant others, as I am all class.


Yeah but you seem to have no problem shitting yourself at the conclusion of a night out and then....posting the all the gory details.... :laugh3:



I never had a guy shit himself at the conclusion of a date. For most, a kiss goodnight is sufficient. I guess I just don't attract guys that are "gentleman" or classy like you...... :001_rolleyes:  ac_lmfao



BTW, what is this "significant others" shit? You mean there is more than one woman psycho enough to want to have anything to do with you?......Wow, everyday my faith in humanity slips a little further away.
Title: Re: ATTN: Berry Sweet
Post by: Blurt on July 05, 2017, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I don't fart in public, as I am a complete gentleman.



In fact, I don't even fart around my significant others, as I am all class.

That would explain the stench wafting out of your mouth.